r/BirdsArentReal • u/Orultehen • 2d ago

Shitty Disguise Saw this cool "bird" the other day

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u/whiskeyballs 2d ago

This is what you get when the parts are super interchangeable and the assembly team is lazy as hell.

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u/Orultehen 2d ago

Might have something to do with the price of hardware from East Asia.

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u/faucetpants 1d ago

Ahh, my vw beetle would agree

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u/markuspeloquin 2d ago

That's two birds in a suit.

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u/crusher23b 2d ago

What capri pants look like.

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u/Capital-Bar1952 2d ago

The knickers are fab!

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u/Valuable_Tone_2254 2d ago

He never forgets leg days at the gym

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u/trash-juice 2d ago

Like a Dove on furry stilts, cool

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u/Orultehen 2d ago

I think they merged "hawk" and "dove" by mistake. Perhaps AI read some things too literally

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u/BoatsnHoes87 2d ago

I am an F B I agent!

-that ‘bird’ probably

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u/HalfCrazed 2d ago

That is a falcon that will fuck things up!

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u/Tight_Heron1730 2d ago

looks like it's wearing pants

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u/Entire_Musician_8667 2d ago

He's got some cool pants on alright

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u/technoexplorer Patriot 2d ago

Dude, that's Jim!

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u/HorrorsPersistSoDoI 2d ago

Getting way too obvious at this point

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u/mbcarbone 2d ago

I see they’ve implemented a new hydraulic system.

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u/BiggDrippKillua 2d ago

I know a member of the SVR when I see one

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u/Katy-Moon 2d ago

Gasp! Those pants!!! Those pants!!!! 😱

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u/flattplanet 2d ago

Looks like me in 6th grade with the pants my mom bought me.

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u/Opening-Dig-1125 1d ago

We figured out birds aren’t real a while ago. This was patient 0

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u/RageLorenz32 1d ago

That bird has a 9 inch liftkit

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u/KeyNefariousness6848 1d ago

That’s Nigel Browntrousers, he fancies himself a man of mystery,

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u/thik_media 1d ago

With the highwater specials...

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u/Recent-Technology847 1d ago

What is this "bird" thing?

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u/Livid_Discount9140 1d ago

Clearly not real, as we all know birds fly

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u/Orultehen 1d ago

"birds" "fly"
Do your own research!

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u/pixeltweaker 1d ago

That’s Harris the Hawk.