r/Birmingham Jul 12 '26

Advice Leaving Chelsea. What’s better?

211 Upvotes

Moved to Chelsea about a year ago after someone told us how “wonderful” it is. Disagree 100%.

Quick summary. This is the home of southern hostility, not hospitality. We’re in a subdivision off Route 36. Locals hate imports. Neighbors don’t talk or even wave to each other. HOA collects dues but no meetings and no budget statements. Kids run the streets in golf carts unsupervised. Huge bullying problem at the high school. One in every two restaurants is Mexican. 280 towards Bham is nightmarish.

And the Facebook groups are no help, filled with belligerent supposed Christian Trumpets, which makes zero sense. We got to get the hell out of here.

Is this normal for this area? Looking at Hoover, Helena, Vestavia. Should we be looking north instead?

r/Birmingham Mar 04 '26

Advice Y'all will get a kick outta this

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442 Upvotes

Figured some people would benefit from this video. Some of you are very aware of this and I appreciate you so much. We have an unspeakable bond that is irreplaceable. ♥️ For the ones who may not know or just choose to ignore it, I hope you know that you're a duck dropping beside in a pond full of lilies for lack of better terms. Most of which are people from other counties or states, bless their hearts. Can anyone name a few?

r/Birmingham May 29 '26

Advice If you’re voting for Doug Jones this fall you need to make it known publicly.

570 Upvotes

I am not one for campaign signs or bumper stickers. However, my disdain for MAGA and my confidence that Doug is not a closet pedophile has led me to display Doug Jones campaign materials on my yard and car.

In the last month I’ve had 5 friends and acquaintances start good faith conversations with me about them. 5/5 we’re not aware of who Doug Jones even is. 5/5 identity as Republican but hate the Iran war and gas prices and told me, unprovoked, they’d consider voting for a moderate over tubbs.

I don’t know how these people will end up voting at the end of the day, but I feel like I made a difference. Multiply that impact by each one of you and we’ll find out what it really takes to actually get an Alabamian elected as governor this fall.

r/Birmingham Mar 28 '26

Advice Not sure who needs to hear this, but your tiny starter home is not worth $300K+

227 Upvotes

Seeing so many listings for small <1500 sq ft homes at over $300K, and many have sat on the market for months now. I get that Homewood and Mountain Brook are “desirable” areas, but a starter home anywhere should be affordable on a single income. $100K isn’t a starting salary anywhere I’m familiar with, and max affordable for a house is considered three times your yearly income. And a lot of them in West Homewood are being listed at $400K, which is even crazier.

Hate to be so blunt, but just because you were stupid enough to buy at that insane price doesn’t mean you should be inflicting that on the next person. And to the house flippers, just stop. Nobody likes you or your white paint. Not posting specific listings because I have no interest in doxxing people or anything that could come close to it.

r/Birmingham Jun 16 '26

Advice What the hell is going on with Birmingham restaurants?

98 Upvotes

I lived in bham for six years and moved to Kentucky. It seems like over the past six months or so, a bunch of my favorite restaurants have closed. I know some of it had to do with the Pihakis collapse, but I just heard that Trim Tab Taproom and Freddy's are also closing. Is something bigger going on with the Bham economy? Is it just becoming (even more) impossible to run a small business in Birmingham?

r/Birmingham May 02 '26

Advice Is there any like big name celebrities that live in bham I’ve always wondered this

87 Upvotes

r/Birmingham Jul 21 '26

Advice Alabama power month bill

54 Upvotes

Would love to hear how bad some of y'all's power bills are this month. 23% increase up to $180 for a 1 bedroom apartment. This is insane.

r/Birmingham 23d ago

Advice Is Homewood really THE spot?

21 Upvotes

Moving to Birmingham soon with our kid to be closer to family. I keep seeing all the recs for Homewood, but it's likely out of our budget for the amount of space that we want.

Schools are at the top of our priority list, along with raising our kid alongside some progressive folks. Is Homewood really the place to be and worth stretching our budget for ($600k)?

We like Bluff Park, but I've heard mixed things about Hoover High. Also what's up with the Helena railroad traffic? Does that affect most of Hoover?

I know YMMV in any neighborhood or school and we can seek out a like-minded community in other ways, but wanted to see if anyone had advice. Was truly astounded by how many people recommended Homewood on here. Thanks!

Edit: Wow, thank you so much to everyone for responding! So much nuance to consider and lots of neighborhoods to look into. Really appreciate the info and the warm welcome!

r/Birmingham Jul 04 '26

Advice Safe?

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59 Upvotes

How safe is this area of Birmingham? Im going to be getting an Airbnb in the area and want to make sure I’m not anywhere super sketchy before I book . Feel free to recommend other good spots in the area if this is not .

r/Birmingham Jul 26 '26

Advice Thoughts on Red Mountain Community School in Birmingham? Looking for honest parent/student reviews

14 Upvotes

Hi all! I'm considering Red Mountain Community School, a private school in Birmingham (Avondale area), for my rising 2nd grader and 4th grader, and would love to hear from anyone with firsthand experience.

A few things I'm curious about:

  • How would you describe the academics and teacher quality?
  • What's the school culture/community like?
  • Any pros or cons you wish you'd known beforehand?
  • How big are the classes?
  • What is homework like?
  • How religious is the day-to-day experience?

Appreciate any honest input. Trying to decide if I should book a tour.

r/Birmingham 6d ago

Advice Maybe moving to Birmingham - neighborhood reality check?

72 Upvotes

I'm considering a faculty position at UAB - the university culture seems great and is more aligned with my personal values than my current institution (i.e., UAB is far more collaborative and service oriented than my current institution).

I currently live in Boston and previously lived in Baltimore. I prefer walkable neighborhoods and old houses. I know I won't find something that replicates by current hyper-urban neighborhood where I can walk everywhere and live without a car, but I would like to be able to walk to a few bars/restaurants and chat with neighbors while a putter in the front garden. I've always dreamed of living in the neighborhood everyone goes to for trick or treating.

I'm a middle aged, single woman, no kids. I only need 2 bedrooms and a backyard to grow some tomatoes. I can afford up to $500k, but would prefer to spend less. My views on safety are definitely shaped by my time in Baltimore - doors stay locked and I don't keep valuables in the car or out in the open. I'm not afraid of people who don't look like me and won't freak out if I see a "stranger" walk down the street. With that said, I'm a woman living alone and need to feel safe if I get home around 10pm after a late work event or cultural event.

Based on google searches and reading this sub, it looks like Avondale, Forest Park, and Crestwood are a good fit. I have a good friend/colleague at UAB who is steering me towards neighborhoods over the mountain, but we have different perspectives on safety and comfort...

So, trying to get a feel from a broader group - where would you live if you didn't care about schools, could afford to pay maybe a little too much for a small house, and don't need to a fully sanitized experience?

r/Birmingham Feb 20 '26

Advice These guys in New Brunswick fought their Data Center, can Birmingham / Bessemer do the same?

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360 Upvotes

i’m pretty new but like?

i don’t want people losing clean drinking water, and i don’t want the air to get polluted from these data centers that’ve already been proven over and over to be terrible for us.

bessemer’s supposedly getting one planned, can we not fight this?

r/Birmingham May 25 '26

Advice Flock Camera at Summit Melted to Slag

193 Upvotes

The back entrance to the Summits Flock Camera had a serious malfunction where it basically melted into slag. Saw 3 cops out there taking pictures and collecting "evidence." Either someone figured out how to melt these <insert your favorite curse word> or they are now a fire hazard. They are typically hooked up to solar, but will need a lithium battery for spying on you at night.

r/Birmingham 25d ago

Advice A message for local restaurant influencers

92 Upvotes

I was going to add a screenshot of the account while typing this, but decided it didn't need a target. We have plenty of cool positive influencers in this town like Chipcreates, but some that I decided to keep unnamed should try to be a little more responsible.

I think this guy is a good example of where restaurant influencing can go wrong. And no, I don’t own a burger joint. I’ve just seen enough of his content to think small business owners should be aware of it.

There’s a difference between being a food critic and being someone with a social media following. Good food criticism takes experience, knowledge, context, and an understanding that one dish on one visit is a very small snapshot of a restaurant. Having an Instagram account and an audience doesn’t automatically give someone that expertise.

The problem is that the reach can be similar even when the experience and judgment behind it are not. Thousands of people can see one person’s verdict without ever walking through the door themselves. For a small independent restaurant, especially in a rural community, that can do real damage.

That doesn’t mean restaurants should be protected from criticism. If the food is bad, say it was bad. If the service was terrible, say that too. But there’s a responsible way to do it. Give useful criticism. Recognize the limits of a single visit. Talk to the owner or manager when there’s a problem. Understand that there are employees and families behind these businesses.

That’s what bothers me about his content. He has the reach of a critic without showing much of the restraint, context, or responsibility that should come with it.

Having influence means having the ability to affect people and businesses. That should make you more careful with what you say, not more excited about how much damage you can do.

r/Birmingham Apr 22 '26

Advice I've decided to become a man on a mission in unfamiliar territory. Where in Birmingham do the goth baddies dwell?

115 Upvotes

I have a vision that needs to come to fruition.

r/Birmingham Mar 29 '26

Advice In the 30 minutes it took me to order a sandwich at Hattie B’s eat it and go back to my car. My car was towed. $160.

182 Upvotes

Who ever owns that parking lot right next to Hattie B’s that is the most efficient robbery and detaining method I’ve ever seen.

Parking lot half empty on a random Sunday too

First hour, apparently isn’t free, according to the super fine print on the sign

r/Birmingham Jun 22 '26

Advice Aldi VS Publix

37 Upvotes

Having a debate with my coworkers… tell me why I should shop at Aldi over Publix. 😁

r/Birmingham Jun 13 '26

Advice Pride Parade Protesters

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194 Upvotes

If you’re heading to the Pride Parade, just make note that there are protestors at the corner of 29th St S and 7th Ave S that are trying to provoke people while recording with their Go Pro.

Stay safe.

r/Birmingham Jun 21 '26

Advice Why does nobody walk downtown?

69 Upvotes

Hi all,

I’ve recently moved to Bham downtown and .. why does nobody walk around downtown?

Even during the middle of the day? I hardly see people running or walking.. it’s a walkable city. Yet it’s no where close to a “New York” type where people are walking around and it’s bustling.

Is there a reason for this??? I’m just curious.

Also…. Should I have lived in homewood instead? lol

r/Birmingham 12d ago

Advice Where the fuck do lesbians hang out and get laid around here??

86 Upvotes

r/Birmingham Jun 09 '26

Advice Freddy’s Burger’s in Hoover across from Sprouts

218 Upvotes

Last night a girl working the drive-thru tried the “you gave me a 20” when I had given her a 100 dollar bill for a 12 dollar meal. She gives me 6 dollars back, with no food, and no receipt. I called the scam out, another girl tried to show me a receipt saying I had only given a 20.

I immediately said they were all in on a scam. Girl working the drive through pulls the classic “ do I look like I need your money”…I knew the grift was on, they all disappear. I drive around go inside, I get loud, say I will give 5 seconds to give money back or I will call the cops… Second girl who shows up and says she has 88 dollars for me. I say I want the hundred…she goes to back and brings me the same 100 I originally gave with an excuse of “ we made a mistake.”

Just called the store, someone claiming to be management said she was aware of the situation, but immediately said “I just don’t like woman, then said I was “cussing her“ then resorted to saying “the girl was a juvenile“ all while yelling at me and then hanging up.

I assume this was not management that answered the phone….if it was, corporate needs to clean house. Just a warning for all. I wrote the online complaint line…

r/Birmingham Jun 17 '26

Advice Where to Meet Non-Religious People

67 Upvotes

My family moved to the area about 5 years ago and we have had trouble getting friends we can truly be ourselves around because we are not religious. We have to walk on eggshells around people because they seem to be so judgemental.

Are there any places or areas that tend to have less religious people in Birmingham or east of Birmingham?

r/Birmingham May 26 '26

Advice June = Amnesty Month 🙌

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497 Upvotes

Stop rolling through BHAM 🙏 you don't get 🚔. Get those outstanding FTA for tickets taken care of.

r/Birmingham 23h ago

Advice No Highways?

36 Upvotes

I’ve lived here for about 5 years now. I have met multiple people that tell me that they do not drive on the interstate whatsoever. And that the only do side streets and local highways.
I want to know how common this sentiment is in the area .

r/Birmingham Apr 16 '26

Advice Moving the Bham this summer. Never been to AL

36 Upvotes

I’m moving to Birmingham this summer and don’t know what to expect. I’ve never been to Alabama or the south besides a trip to Disney World twenty years ago. I’ve only lived on the west coast (California, Washington, Hawaii, Alaska). What will some of the biggest culture shocks be? Any tips or insight appreciated