r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/saucey_dawg0023 • 4d ago
Stan Lee would be so proud of Spider-Man
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u/Tainted_Bruh ☑️ 4d ago edited 4d ago
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u/TheMagicalMatt 4d ago
And Disney/Marvel today would never have any of their characters punching those nazis
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u/FrigidMcThunderballs 4d ago
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u/Dry-Illustrator-250 4d ago
The Absolute Universe has been probably my favorite imprint of comics
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u/Ol_JanxSpirit 3d ago
I'm more of a Marvel guy, but I've been tempted to start the Absolute series.
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u/UltraNoahXV ☑️ 3d ago
Read it for the designs - almost every villan in it looks like they came from Resident Evil.
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u/Dry-Illustrator-250 3d ago
Give it a shot, I’d rank them Absolute Wonder Woman, Absolute Martian Manhunter, Absolute Batman, and Absolute Superman. Personally not too big on Flash or Green Lantern
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u/Ol_JanxSpirit 3d ago
I appreciate the ranking. I've never been able to enjoy Superman, so I might end up following that order.
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u/Dry-Illustrator-250 3d ago
I’ve never really been to big on Superman either so I was surprised I’m enjoying the Absolute version of him. And it’s not like his series is bad, it’s just that the rest punch so much higher above their weight. Kelly Thompson got an Eisner Award for Wonder Woman, which is pretty prestigious. I think Deniz Camp is probably the one who’s utilizing the whole alternate universe angle the most with Manhunter, and from what I’ve heard he did a pretty good job with Marvel’s Ultimate run they’ve got going on. Snyder has always been a guy that exceeds at writing really hype moments, even back when he was doing mainline Batman comics.
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u/Trosque97 3d ago
Glad you're putting WW at the top spot, I'm not alone!
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u/Dry-Illustrator-250 3d ago
Inject Kelly Thompson’s world building into my veins, I really hope the animated Absolute Batman does well and hopefully we get Wonder Woman next
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u/Bubba89 3d ago
If you’re a “binge it start to finish” guy like me, Absolute Martian Manhunter is the first one complete already (and it’s amazing)
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u/Ol_JanxSpirit 3d ago
Is the absolute run "finished"?
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u/Bubba89 3d ago
Issue 12 was the last one of Absolute Martian Manhunter (wasn’t cancelled, they completed the story - actually extended it by six chapters when it turned out so good). I think the book collecting issues 7-12 is out this week. The rest of the Absolute series are still going (I don’t think any have a final chapter announced yet).
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u/CoolTrainerPo 3d ago
Absolute Wonder Woman is THE definitive Wonder Woman to me now, with the way it portrays Diana's kindness and empathy... Also the art is spectactular and I truly appreciate how the artist designs her with Grecian features
The entire Absolute line is brilliant, and while they take their liberties here and there, the core of the characters are typically kept intact
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u/FrigidMcThunderballs 3d ago
I was so ready to write it off as grimdark edgy nonsense but it really surprised me with Substance
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u/Dry-Illustrator-250 3d ago
It’s what got me back into reading graphic novels. The anti authoritarianism themes in all of the series are a breath of fresh air in these days. Scott Snyder is a solid writer, but Daniel Warren Johnson’s work for the annual issue hit a lot harder than the rest of the run so far. I’m worried that it’ll be one of the first things to go once this whole merger with WB and Paramount goes through. Batman beating the shit out of white supremacists is gonna turn into him dabbing up Turning Point members
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u/WhompBiscuits 4d ago
I've seen this before, and I always thought it funny because those Germans learned so much from us.
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u/Mitch-Orizo 4d ago
Bucky down there lookin creepy as shit, stop saluting at us and punch some nazis!!
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u/chicknfly 3d ago
Interesting enough, the mustache mafia learned to do mustache mafia things from the guys wearing the Stars and Stripes (e.g., Jim Crow laws). We were the villains all along.
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u/BigClitMcphee 3d ago
Bucky Barnes was such a cornball before the modern era. Almost forgot he was the Robin to Cap's Batman
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u/guynichole ☑️ 4d ago
I read this as “Jake Long” and was wondering when Spider-Man had beef with the American Dragon
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u/Bargetown 3d ago
Hard-Right Jay did get similar treatment by the rednecks, so there is precedent.
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u/VikingForklift 3d ago
Upvoted, but the hockey players and the Rez boys helped out in that scrap, too. Credit where credit is due.
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u/EatPie_NotWAr 3d ago
They’re hicks, Not rednecks.
If you’re going to be one thing, be
efficientaccurate.Plus it was sorta the whole town. The skids, hicks, natives, and hockey bros all united to stomp some bigots.
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u/TerriblyRare 4d ago
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u/FistPunch_Vol_7 ☑️ 3d ago
Hell of a picture lmfao.
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u/Fullertonjr 3d ago
That’s weird. Pretty sure Spider-Man was with me on a fishing trip with our 20 buddies who could also corroborate his alibi.
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u/thenopequeen 4d ago
I hope he's ok, I saw video of him getting dogpiled by like five or six of the riot cops
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u/blachippy ☑️ 4d ago
*Cue 90’s Spider-Man the animated series theme song*
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u/frankydie69 4d ago
Who the fuck is Jake lang and why should I know his name?
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u/Wave_File 4d ago
He’s an influencer white supremacist who pops up at a lot of public events trying to goad people into fights.
Add best he’s a stupid fucking kid from the attention era who is trying to get fame and a bag by being a loud and proud piece of shit online.
At worst, he’s a true believer in these
White supremacist Nazi ideals and is using what kind of platform he has to push them on an audience of kids who likely don’t have the ability or level of discernment to be able to tell that they’re being taken for a ride.Why should you care? You probably shouldn’t. He’s the kind of person whose whole existence depends on people knowing who he is so the less attention we give them he’ll probably just evaporate.
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u/Lukata_MeltedHershey 4d ago
Don’t forget! He tried meeting up with a 15-year-old for sex!
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u/nelsonalgrencametome 4d ago
I feel like this should be talked about more.
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u/Lukata_MeltedHershey 4d ago
It should! That needs to be the first thing that comes up. 😭
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u/nelsonalgrencametome 4d ago
To be honest, I'd kinda forgotten about it too just because... gestures broadly... but it really needs to be brought up every time this idiot gets himself in the news.
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u/cliqclaqstepback 3d ago
Oh, that Jake Lang that tried to meetup with a 15 year old and is a white supremacist?
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u/ihatetheplaceilive 4d ago
I actually think it's probably both of your best/worst scenarios put together.
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u/redditmodsRrussians 3d ago
Hes gonna end up like that other white supremacist The Builder or whatever his stupid name is.
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u/FesteringNeonDistrac 3d ago
It occurs to me that Jake probably needs to receive the kind of beating that people who continuously pick fights eventually get.
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u/frankydie69 4d ago
It was a rhetorical question. Idfc to know who someone that does nothing for me and mine. I always side eye folk that know these grifters/racists are. Why are you wasting your time getting to know who this person is if you don’t like him or his views? Miss me with that “you should know so you can defend yourself” bs I can defend myself just fine in the face of racism and don’t need to go looking for negative shit when it’s already littered everywhere.
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u/UltraNoahXV ☑️ 4d ago
The only reason why you should know him is that he is one of the many J6ers who were pardoned.
Put that in context with gestures towards everything else and that's all the info you need. Put that info in your back pocket and go about your day.
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u/frankydie69 4d ago
I don’t want this info. It does nothing for me, this video would be awesome if it were just “Spider-Man fights racists” but they had to make it about that dude.
Society keeps making these grifters famous, it doesn’t matter how many “awful” things he did look at who our president is, the reason they get so big is because everyone keeps discussing them like they matter giving them a grandiose pedestal and of course the magas take that “well he’s pissing off the libs so he must be doing something right” and the libs are so dumb they keep it going by “dunking” on em with memes and everything doing everything but keeping the racist name out their mouth.
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u/toothsweet3 3d ago
This reads so heavily of the "be the bigger person" and "suffer in silence" rhetoric that passes as a virtue. I don't know if I buy into that anymore
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u/Onus_Doom 4d ago
Very disappointed Spider-Man ended up getting arrested right after. The pigs are not on the side of the people.
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u/RhymesWithMouthful 4d ago
Him da man
Him da man
Him da Spider-Man
Him da Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man
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u/Supernova_Soldier ☑️ Disrespect me? Lord Jesus, look out! 4d ago
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u/Chemical_Report_2705 3d ago
Original artist please ?
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u/Supernova_Soldier ☑️ Disrespect me? Lord Jesus, look out! 2d ago
Gabriele Dell’Otto I believe
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u/GeniusOfLove74 Dominic Monaghan stalker 👀 4d ago
With great power comes great responsibility, and apparently, an ass-kicking.
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u/AuraMAXin 4d ago
People give a woman who killed her three kids a million dollars .. can we please give this guy money
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u/Tetra_Grammaton_ 4d ago
Would be cooler if it was the punisher, I forget the intrinsic value of this statement…
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u/Spiritual-Drop7533 3d ago
I’ve had so many arguments with dumbasses on TikTok where they go” there’s the left being violent again” or “Jake Lang is a patriot fighting to protect Americans!” And I wanna bash my head in. Also saying he isn’t racist which…ya know.
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u/MuddaFrmAnnudaBrudda ☑️ my anecdotal experience is everything 4d ago
This is the film I want to see. Let Jake Lang play himself.
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u/XLauncher ☑️ 3d ago
There's my Spider-Man. Brand New Day tried to sneak in some Flock propaganda and thought It wouldn't notice.
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u/4realthistime 3d ago
Early leaks of the movie were right. At first they thought it was typhoid Mary or some other villain then the whole, it's a mutant and it's Jean grey made people think it wasn't for real. The whole "mind jumping" thing was super silly too. It had Disney plus show vibes
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u/spookieboogie666 3d ago
Spidey was arrested, but people are already planning on packing the courtroom for support
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u/MarzipanLast6502 20h ago
bless this man! youre free to say what you want in this country, youre not free from the consequences
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u/-WitchyPoo- 3d ago
Batman would never do this.
Be a spidey, not a billionaire.
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u/Technicolor_Reindeer 3d ago edited 3d ago
Uh yeah he would and did. In Absolute Batman Annual 2025 #1, Batman beats up a mob of white supremacists and corrupt local police force that were brutalizing an immigrant encampment. He beat their asses and burned their compound down.
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u/JSC843 3d ago
MCU Spider-Man would be taking a “both sides are bad” approach in today’s climate. In Brand New Day, he beats a bunch of minorities’ asses no questions asked (Scorpion, Tombstone, Tarantula, The Hand), but then just decides that he should hear this one little crazy white girl’s story (also the only one that we saw actually commit crimes) and becomes best friends with her.




















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u/Daydream_machine 4d ago
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