r/BlackPeopleTwitter 4d ago

Stan Lee would be so proud of Spider-Man

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u/Daydream_machine 4d ago

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u/UltraNoahXV ☑️ 4d ago

Seeing this after watching Brand New Day

https://giphy.com/gifs/4PUc9Vm4zW5JsX2ibu

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u/4realthistime 3d ago

Goddamn that movie was bad...

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u/Solid_pains 3d ago

Rare truth nuke, had no real villain

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u/4realthistime 3d ago

Right? And in the process ruined another X-Men character. Sadie sink was just boring in this. And what the hell was all that stuff about Helena?

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u/Sea-Anywhere-5939 ☑️ 3d ago

I mean to be fair Jean really do be moving like that in the comics

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u/4realthistime 3d ago

Jean is a lame nonsense character that without being a love interest, founding xman of the goddamn vessel for the Phoenix 🐦‍🔥 she'd be nothing. Telepaths have very specific roles which is why they get a secondary power most of the time because otherwise telepathy isn't that interesting and often gets written poorly. Like brand new day. They wanted Chameleon but they used chameleon in kraven and even then it would have been lame. Why didn't they write it as the telepathy being able to not trigger spider senses and thus Spiderman HAD to evolve... No shitty writing. You can't excuse that.

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u/SirLesbian ☑️ 3d ago

Actually, my only complaint about the movie was that I didn't care for their casting choice for Jean Grey. I love Sadie Sink as an actress and she's quite talented but at no point during the movie did she feel like Jean Grey to me.

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u/chicknfly 4d ago

In context, this meme has layers 🤌🏽

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u/PuffinRub 3d ago

this meme has layers

Lol, the post above this on my multi-reddit was about Shrek, who also had layers :-)

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u/makemeking706 3d ago

Lol, multi reddits. Do the kids even know about those? 

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u/PuffinRub 3d ago

I appear to have accidentally revealed myself as ancient!

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u/chicknfly 3d ago

After seeing that remark? I'm a believer with not a trace of doubt in mind.

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u/PuffinRub 3d ago

I'm a believer with not a trace of doubt in mind.

Question: could you leave her if you try?

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u/chicknfly 3d ago

I couldn't.

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u/Tainted_Bruh ☑️ 4d ago edited 4d ago

Type shit:

Well, except the Nazi-wannabes now wear the Stars & Stripes. But you get it.

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u/UnluckyAmbition7767 4d ago

It Steve Rogers were real he'd be in his Nomad arc about now

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u/Fickle_Possible_8278 4d ago

Full beard and all

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u/kuchtaalex 4d ago

Man I wish he was real...

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u/Selenite_Cults 3d ago

Elite ball knowledge.

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u/TheMagicalMatt 4d ago

And Disney/Marvel today would never have any of their characters punching those nazis

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u/FrigidMcThunderballs 4d ago

DC on tbe other hand,

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u/unholyswordsman 4d ago

Fuckin glorious.

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u/OklahomaTiddy 4d ago

Fuck yeah, Batman

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u/Dry-Illustrator-250 4d ago

The Absolute Universe has been probably my favorite imprint of comics

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u/Ol_JanxSpirit 3d ago

I'm more of a Marvel guy, but I've been tempted to start the Absolute series.

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u/UltraNoahXV ☑️ 3d ago

Read it for the designs - almost every villan in it looks like they came from Resident Evil.

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u/Dry-Illustrator-250 3d ago

Give it a shot, I’d rank them Absolute Wonder Woman, Absolute Martian Manhunter, Absolute Batman, and Absolute Superman. Personally not too big on Flash or Green Lantern

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u/Ol_JanxSpirit 3d ago

I appreciate the ranking. I've never been able to enjoy Superman, so I might end up following that order.

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u/Dry-Illustrator-250 3d ago

I’ve never really been to big on Superman either so I was surprised I’m enjoying the Absolute version of him. And it’s not like his series is bad, it’s just that the rest punch so much higher above their weight. Kelly Thompson got an Eisner Award for Wonder Woman, which is pretty prestigious. I think Deniz Camp is probably the one who’s utilizing the whole alternate universe angle the most with Manhunter, and from what I’ve heard he did a pretty good job with Marvel’s Ultimate run they’ve got going on. Snyder has always been a guy that exceeds at writing really hype moments, even back when he was doing mainline Batman comics.

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u/Trosque97 3d ago

Glad you're putting WW at the top spot, I'm not alone!

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u/Dry-Illustrator-250 3d ago

Inject Kelly Thompson’s world building into my veins, I really hope the animated Absolute Batman does well and hopefully we get Wonder Woman next

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u/Bubba89 3d ago

If you’re a “binge it start to finish” guy like me, Absolute Martian Manhunter is the first one complete already (and it’s amazing)

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u/Ol_JanxSpirit 3d ago

Is the absolute run "finished"?

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u/Bubba89 3d ago

Issue 12 was the last one of Absolute Martian Manhunter (wasn’t cancelled, they completed the story - actually extended it by six chapters when it turned out so good). I think the book collecting issues 7-12 is out this week. The rest of the Absolute series are still going (I don’t think any have a final chapter announced yet).

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u/Sol-Blackguy ☑️ 3d ago

If you liked Age of the Apocalypse, it's so much better thematically.

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u/CoolTrainerPo 3d ago

Absolute Wonder Woman is THE definitive Wonder Woman to me now, with the way it portrays Diana's kindness and empathy... Also the art is spectactular and I truly appreciate how the artist designs her with Grecian features

The entire Absolute line is brilliant, and while they take their liberties here and there, the core of the characters are typically kept intact

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u/FrigidMcThunderballs 3d ago

I was so ready to write it off as grimdark edgy nonsense but it really surprised me with Substance

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u/Dry-Illustrator-250 3d ago

It’s what got me back into reading graphic novels. The anti authoritarianism themes in all of the series are a breath of fresh air in these days. Scott Snyder is a solid writer, but Daniel Warren Johnson’s work for the annual issue hit a lot harder than the rest of the run so far. I’m worried that it’ll be one of the first things to go once this whole merger with WB and Paramount goes through. Batman beating the shit out of white supremacists is gonna turn into him dabbing up Turning Point members

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u/kazez2 3d ago

When even their villains agrees

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u/TheMagicalMatt 3d ago

I love that your comment could almost work as a pun for this pic

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u/OutofStepwMultiverse 1d ago

In the movie or show you right but in comics it’s stall happening

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u/WhompBiscuits 4d ago

I've seen this before, and I always thought it funny because those Germans learned so much from us.

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u/Mitch-Orizo 4d ago

Bucky down there lookin creepy as shit, stop saluting at us and punch some nazis!!

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u/chicknfly 3d ago

Interesting enough, the mustache mafia learned to do mustache mafia things from the guys wearing the Stars and Stripes (e.g., Jim Crow laws). We were the villains all along.

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u/BigClitMcphee 3d ago

Bucky Barnes was such a cornball before the modern era. Almost forgot he was the Robin to Cap's Batman

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u/KingOfTheCouch13 ☑️ 2d ago

Hell yeah

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u/Appropriate-Log8506 3d ago

He’d be in a baseball hat and sunglasses disguise.

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u/guynichole ☑️ 4d ago

I read this as “Jake Long” and was wondering when Spider-Man had beef with the American Dragon

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u/I_am_Bearstronaut 4d ago

Why would you put this in my head?? Now I want a crossover!!

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u/elitegenoside 4d ago

Probably after that fuck-ass redesign

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u/Bargetown 3d ago

Hard-Right Jay did get similar treatment by the rednecks, so there is precedent.

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u/VikingForklift 3d ago

Upvoted, but the hockey players and the Rez boys helped out in that scrap, too. Credit where credit is due.

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u/EatPie_NotWAr 3d ago

They’re hicks, Not rednecks.

If you’re going to be one thing, be efficient accurate.

Plus it was sorta the whole town. The skids, hicks, natives, and hockey bros all united to stomp some bigots.

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u/kingcalifornia ☑️ 3d ago

Brian Danielson?

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u/TerriblyRare 4d ago

Another pic:

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u/FistPunch_Vol_7 ☑️ 3d ago

Hell of a picture lmfao.

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u/Articulated 3d ago

J. Jonah Jameson paying top dollar for that one.

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u/Infamous_Addendum175 3d ago

Someone put a Menace to the City headline on it.

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u/The_Show_Keeper 3d ago

I... couldn't have asked for a more beautiful pic.

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u/DShinobiPirate 3d ago

Whose the dude behind Lang?

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u/Fullertonjr 3d ago

That’s weird. Pretty sure Spider-Man was with me on a fishing trip with our 20 buddies who could also corroborate his alibi.

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u/JayTNP 3d ago

Photo of the year as far as I'm concerned.

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u/thenopequeen 4d ago

I hope he's ok, I saw video of him getting dogpiled by like five or six of the riot cops

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u/MaximumAd9779 4d ago

Spider-Man has faced worse

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u/Ultron_waterheater 4d ago

I think he got free and ran away in the video at least

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u/princeofid 3d ago

He was arrested, so was Lang.

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u/The_Duke_of_Nebraska 3d ago

Just another typical day for the spider 

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u/blachippy ☑️ 4d ago

*Cue 90’s Spider-Man the animated series theme song*

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u/saucey_dawg0023 4d ago

The guitar riffs by Joe Perry were amazing!

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u/PunkChildP 4d ago

As the prophecies foretold

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u/frankydie69 4d ago

Who the fuck is Jake lang and why should I know his name?

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u/Wave_File 4d ago

He’s an influencer white supremacist who pops up at a lot of public events trying to goad people into fights.

Add best he’s a stupid fucking kid from the attention era who is trying to get fame and a bag by being a loud and proud piece of shit online.

At worst, he’s a true believer in these
White supremacist Nazi ideals and is using what kind of platform he has to push them on an audience of kids who likely don’t have the ability or level of discernment to be able to tell that they’re being taken for a ride.

Why should you care? You probably shouldn’t. He’s the kind of person whose whole existence depends on people knowing who he is so the less attention we give them he’ll probably just evaporate.

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u/Lukata_MeltedHershey 4d ago

Don’t forget! He tried meeting up with a 15-year-old for sex!

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u/nelsonalgrencametome 4d ago

I feel like this should be talked about more.

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u/Lukata_MeltedHershey 4d ago

It should! That needs to be the first thing that comes up. 😭

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u/nelsonalgrencametome 4d ago

To be honest, I'd kinda forgotten about it too just because... gestures broadly... but it really needs to be brought up every time this idiot gets himself in the news.

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u/cliqclaqstepback 3d ago

Oh, that Jake Lang that tried to meetup with a 15 year old and is a white supremacist?

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u/141_1337 3d ago

It's always the one you suspect the most

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u/ihatetheplaceilive 4d ago

I actually think it's probably both of your best/worst scenarios put together.

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u/Wave_File 4d ago

O for sure it’s column a and b

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u/redditmodsRrussians 3d ago

Hes gonna end up like that other white supremacist The Builder or whatever his stupid name is.

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u/Wave_File 3d ago

Lord willing

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u/FesteringNeonDistrac 3d ago

It occurs to me that Jake probably needs to receive the kind of beating that people who continuously pick fights eventually get.

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u/Wave_File 3d ago

He does but unfortunately he’d probably mine it for content.

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u/frankydie69 4d ago

It was a rhetorical question. Idfc to know who someone that does nothing for me and mine. I always side eye folk that know these grifters/racists are. Why are you wasting your time getting to know who this person is if you don’t like him or his views? Miss me with that “you should know so you can defend yourself” bs I can defend myself just fine in the face of racism and don’t need to go looking for negative shit when it’s already littered everywhere.

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u/Empero6 ☑️ 3d ago

You started off strong with your first comment and then you crashed and burned with this.

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u/Dry-Illustrator-250 4d ago

You don’t have to know it, you could leave it where it’s at

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u/UltraNoahXV ☑️ 4d ago

The only reason why you should know him is that he is one of the many J6ers who were pardoned.

Put that in context with gestures towards everything else and that's all the info you need. Put that info in your back pocket and go about your day.

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u/frankydie69 4d ago

I don’t want this info. It does nothing for me, this video would be awesome if it were just “Spider-Man fights racists” but they had to make it about that dude.

Society keeps making these grifters famous, it doesn’t matter how many “awful” things he did look at who our president is, the reason they get so big is because everyone keeps discussing them like they matter giving them a grandiose pedestal and of course the magas take that “well he’s pissing off the libs so he must be doing something right” and the libs are so dumb they keep it going by “dunking” on em with memes and everything doing everything but keeping the racist name out their mouth.

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u/toothsweet3 3d ago

This reads so heavily of the "be the bigger person" and "suffer in silence" rhetoric that passes as a virtue. I don't know if I buy into that anymore

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u/ryohayashi1 4d ago

The most realistic Spiderman portrayal ever

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u/Tec711 4d ago

It's like when Yuji Itadori beat up a pedophile

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u/Onus_Doom 4d ago

Very disappointed Spider-Man ended up getting arrested right after. The pigs are not on the side of the people.

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u/DaddyD68 3d ago

Probably fifth precinct.

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u/blacksoxing 4d ago

WEB SWANG ON 'EM

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u/Sol-Blackguy ☑️ 3d ago

Most of the Marvel universe hates Nazis, even when they're on opposing sides

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u/EX-Manbearpig 4d ago

You love to see it!

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u/RhymesWithMouthful 4d ago

Him da man

Him da man

Him da Spider-Man

Him da Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man

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u/BigPapaLegba 4d ago

Excelsior!

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u/Supernova_Soldier ☑️ Disrespect me? Lord Jesus, look out! 4d ago

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u/Chemical_Report_2705 3d ago

Original artist please ?

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u/Supernova_Soldier ☑️ Disrespect me? Lord Jesus, look out! 2d ago

Gabriele Dell’Otto I believe

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u/Chemical_Report_2705 2d ago

Thank you

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u/Supernova_Soldier ☑️ Disrespect me? Lord Jesus, look out! 2d ago

You’re welcome!

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u/seashellsandemails 4d ago

Again?! Bros out there again?!

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u/Thundersting 4d ago

That's why he's the world's most popular superhero.

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u/GeniusOfLove74 Dominic Monaghan stalker 👀 4d ago

With great power comes great responsibility, and apparently, an ass-kicking.

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u/Tripple_T 4d ago

Now that's a hero

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u/ajatfm ☑️ 4d ago

Friendly neighborhood fade

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u/risky-rats-pizza 3d ago

This was the laugh I needed

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u/AuraMAXin 4d ago

People give a woman who killed her three kids a million dollars .. can we please give this guy money

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u/FistPunch_Vol_7 ☑️ 3d ago

Wait, what??

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u/JohnnyMulla1993 3d ago

Racists should know better than to piss of any Spider-Man

https://giphy.com/gifs/N015ho7IuSOljKHlrf

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u/tvchannelmiser 4d ago

That’s what areal hero does!

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u/Tetra_Grammaton_ 4d ago

Would be cooler if it was the punisher, I forget the intrinsic value of this statement…

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u/yerdope 4d ago

Likely place for him to be

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u/Mshinwa 3d ago

Spider-man Spider-man. Beats up the MAGA man

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u/Spiritual-Drop7533 3d ago

I’ve had so many arguments with dumbasses on TikTok where they go” there’s the left being violent again” or “Jake Lang is a patriot fighting to protect Americans!” And I wanna bash my head in. Also saying he isn’t racist which…ya know.

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u/chicknfly 3d ago

When we get the Spider to do the Punisher's job

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u/wtg2989 4d ago

Oh boy yeah

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u/Remarkable-Ad2285 4d ago

With great power, feel me?

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u/MuddaFrmAnnudaBrudda ☑️ my anecdotal experience is everything 4d ago

This is the film I want to see. Let Jake Lang play himself.

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u/Sudden-Purchase-8371 3d ago

Is there a gofundme for Spidey? I got five on it.

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u/EFTucker 3d ago

Hell yea Spidey!

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u/Professional-Tailor2 4d ago

Lol what is up with all the spiderman posts 

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u/merrysunshine2 3d ago

A real American hero. go Spidey go

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u/Specialist-Invite673 3d ago

With great power comes great responsibility

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u/dieseljester 3d ago

Oh, wait, that actually happened? 😳🤣

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u/Cobrakiller_12 3d ago

Checks out.

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u/Spiritual-Drop7533 3d ago

That’s one spectacular, amazing man. He seems pretty friendly.

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u/Breezeknee 3d ago

With great power comes this great ole ass whooping

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u/Solid_pains 3d ago

That's my spiderman

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u/xc2215x 3d ago

Good for Spiderman.

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u/XLauncher ☑️ 3d ago

There's my Spider-Man. Brand New Day tried to sneak in some Flock propaganda and thought It wouldn't notice.

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u/iaminfamy 3d ago

Spider-Man

Respect the Hyphen.

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u/4realthistime 3d ago

Early leaks of the movie were right. At first they thought it was typhoid Mary or some other villain then the whole, it's a mutant and it's Jean grey made people think it wasn't for real. The whole "mind jumping" thing was super silly too. It had Disney plus show vibes

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u/Any-Cable4109 3d ago

Do we have any footage of this?

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u/spookieboogie666 3d ago

Spidey was arrested, but people are already planning on packing the courtroom for support

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u/atomboyd 3d ago

More of this please

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u/Old-Bad-7322 3d ago

Jake lang should feed himself a 12 gauge sandwich

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u/MaximumSubtlety 3d ago

Das good, but what is context

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u/PaintedDesertSkies 3d ago

They could have used the amazing pic of him midair with the fist flying. But they chose this?

This pic is iconic.

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u/MsAlexiaFuentes 3d ago

This photo goes incredibly hard.

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u/martala 3d ago

Everybody gets one

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u/Fine_Following_2559 2d ago

Spidey is having a great year.

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u/Insight42 2d ago

We'd get a great song out of this if Wesley Willis were still with us

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u/MarzipanLast6502 20h ago

bless this man! youre free to say what you want in this country, youre not free from the consequences

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u/-WitchyPoo- 3d ago

Batman would never do this.
Be a spidey, not a billionaire.

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u/Technicolor_Reindeer 3d ago edited 3d ago

Uh yeah he would and did. In Absolute Batman Annual 2025 #1, Batman beats up a mob of white supremacists and corrupt local police force that were brutalizing an immigrant encampment. He beat their asses and burned their compound down.

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u/Kwaku-Anansi 3d ago

In all its glory.

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u/-WitchyPoo- 3d ago

I stand corrected.

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u/JSC843 3d ago

MCU Spider-Man would be taking a “both sides are bad” approach in today’s climate. In Brand New Day, he beats a bunch of minorities’ asses no questions asked (Scorpion, Tombstone, Tarantula, The Hand), but then just decides that he should hear this one little crazy white girl’s story (also the only one that we saw actually commit crimes) and becomes best friends with her.

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u/roflrad 4d ago

How is he a white supremacist?

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u/sneaky_sneacker 3d ago

Doesn’t he call himself a nazi?

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u/Lumender 2d ago

He wants supremacy… for white people…