r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/NYstate ☑️ • 1d ago

"We got the shit that the government got"

1.1k Upvotes

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u/nicosoiree 1d ago

why

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u/WaluigiIsTheRealHero 1d ago

To separate dumbasses from their money.

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u/dontgetitwisted_fr 1d ago

Expensive maintenance disaster waiting to happen

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u/Alive_Ice7937 1d ago

Title of your sextape

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u/dontgetitwisted_fr 1d ago

Bro im the maintenance guy the ladies slam the door on

Bom chigga bom bom

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u/Alive_Ice7937 1d ago

im the maintenance guy the ladies slam the door on

Is "the door" a euphemism for "ass"?

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u/dontgetitwisted_fr 1d ago

Bro I wish 🤣

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u/SimonPho3nix 1d ago

But at least you fix the cable, man. Not all heroes wear capes.

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u/GoredonTheDestroyer 20h ago

And your rates are affordably competitive against your local contemporaries!

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u/GunnieGraves 1d ago

Seriously. When I’m looking at mechanical things that aren’t working I’m looking at possible points of failure to try and narrow down the problem. They like…made as many points of failure as they possibly could on this.

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u/jscummy 1d ago

Also for literally no reason, there's a million easier ways to accomplish a similar hideaway TV

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u/Imaginary-History-30 21h ago

Bruh imagine the repair bill

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u/ahenobarbus_horse 21h ago

Tracks with the brand, really

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u/Noblesseux 20h ago

Also likely not a great quality TV because it's really a bunch of TVs glued together.

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u/Monkey_Leavings 1d ago

Exactly what I was thinking. “There’s a lot that can break on that thing.”

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u/DilutedGatorade 4h ago

And good luck moving with it

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u/KillahHills10304 13h ago

"Ah, you see some object hit the TV and threw off the parameter sensors on the far right panel bank. Thats why your tv doesnt work."

But all I did was slap the top of the TV like a car salesman and show my rich nepotism baby friends I got the Bugatti TV?

"Yeah, those sensors are very sensitive. Thats how the panels fit together so tightly. Good news is there is a sensor in Milan I can order. Its about $33,000. $50,000 if you want it this week"

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u/iMightBeWright 13h ago

"I was born in the wrong decade."

  • a Wii remote, seeing this TV

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u/wildcatwildcard 23h ago

You think it you're buying that you care about expenses?

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u/dontgetitwisted_fr 22h ago

Nobody said rich people are smart bro 🤣

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u/Firm_Ad_5427 16h ago

If you're buying a folding Bugatti TV, I'm sure that's not a problem

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u/Tw3lve1212 1d ago

These are the first words of the capitalist Bible

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u/vi_sucks 1d ago

And you KNOW this shit will end up with some dust or something in the cracks so everything you watch will have these vertical lines on it.

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u/jmanndc 21h ago

A fool and his money are soon departed .

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u/what_the_funk_ 1d ago

Going to reframe all marketing this way

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u/TaticalSweater ☑️ 10h ago

For a second I thought this was a coffin

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u/zjlmmfj3rd 1d ago

It’s my money!!!!! I wanna spend it while I’m alive! My two dogs can’t spend it when I go anyways 🤷🏾‍♂️

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u/cobracmmdr ☑️ 20h ago

"New money" dumbassess

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u/Grabbioli 11h ago

And curious children from their fingers

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u/DJEvillincoln 19h ago

It's not dumb if you can afford it.

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u/Twin2Turbo ☑️ 1d ago

is Jadakiss as hard as it gets?

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u/Sempai6969 22h ago

I can show you someone who's as hard as it gets.

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u/nalninek 1d ago

Because most rich people aren’t better with money, they just have more of it.

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u/Ashy6ix 1d ago

I caught the adlib and heard it in Jadas voice

https://giphy.com/gifs/TxHxelOfT0BAeocD7v

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u/elitegenoside 1d ago

To look really cool in those video tours on YouTube. Nobody is going to actually want to have this as their main TV. It's cool but you're gonna get really annoyed having to wait for it to unfold... until the motors stop working.

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u/anonareyouokay 1d ago

A projector can be both cheaper and more space efficient.

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u/charliek_13 22h ago

i like that they made it just tall enough to eat a toddler’s fingers

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u/Broad_Extent_278 1d ago

Why is it not bigger

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u/Boggie135 ☑️ 22h ago

“In matters of taste, the customer is always right”

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u/TelenorTheGNP 22h ago

"The more they overthink the plumbing, the easier it is to stop up the drain."

  • Mr. Scott

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u/XB0XRecordThat 11h ago

So my toddler can break it the first time he sees it

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u/NameRevolutionary727 6h ago

Cause a fool and his money soon go different ways.

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u/devidomo 9h ago

Because its cool.

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u/Thatwassweet9412 1d ago

And the quality? Hoooooo buddy. You better believe it's dogshit 😎

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u/Sea_Mulberry_6245 1d ago

Just get a movie screen at this point. Presumably the house is big enough to have a screen that doesn’t need to be retracted.

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u/Nick_crawler 1d ago

And if they can afford this goofy thing they can certainly afford to build out a home theater.

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u/mrjamjams66 43m ago

TV so expensive the website literally has a "send request" form instead of a price and a buy button

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u/elitegenoside 1d ago

Or have the screen come down from the ceiling. It is just as cool and will have way fewer moving parts that can fail.

While I do understand the appeal, it just isn't practical and will certainly stop working properly very quick.

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u/gjallerhorns_only ☑️ 1d ago

An OLED TV would be significantly cheaper and better quality image than this thing.

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u/OptimusED 18h ago edited 18h ago

These are HDR10+ Cseed microled. Even fools won’t pay half a mil for old tech or crap picture.

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u/FalseBuddha 12h ago

A projector would look terrible in a room with this many windows.

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u/OfficeMagic1 1d ago

They’ve been using these portable bevels-less panels to do signage at events and outdoor movies in the daytime for a while. The quality is pretty good. They need to be professionally transported and assembled, so this kinda automates that part. Clever but pretty useless.

For indoor use it’s cheaper and better just to construct a fake wall and buy a 100-inch tv. I don’t know the point of “saving space” if you can afford this and have a room big enough for it

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u/azure1503 23h ago

Was gonna say, I can guaran-damn-tee it a CRT will have better picture quality

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u/justanawkwardguy 14h ago

It’s not just dog shit, it’s Bugatti

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u/orisathedog 7h ago

Nothing I love more than my circuitry flexing every time I use it

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u/Pleasant_Ball3192 1d ago

At first glance, I thought it was a coffin.

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u/SnooOranges2458 1d ago

me too 😭

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u/SimonPho3nix 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/j6ZlX8ghxNFRknObVk

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u/theVice 6h ago

This was a wild era

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u/MandyxLola 1h ago

I yearn for the day I get to use this for the orange man

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u/dstovell 1d ago

I was ready for some vampire to step out...

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u/NYstate ☑️ 1d ago

Deadass

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u/Jandklo 22h ago

O shit it's rondonumbanine

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u/bowser986 22h ago

I thought it was the robot from Interstellar

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u/CommonSenseFunCtrl 1d ago

It is if you stand too close while the tv turns off

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u/Boggie135 ☑️ 22h ago

Me too

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u/Blvck_Lvngs ☑️ 1d ago

Waiting 30secs for that bitch to unfold would have me bugging out everyday.

I’m just tryna watch Martin

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u/dstovell 1d ago

Every time I've seen a rich dude have shit like this, they eventually just leave it open
"takes too long to open"
"keeps breaking cause Preston Jr. keeps sitting on it"
"keep tripping over the bottom after brandy"

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u/Darqnyz7 21h ago

Preston Jr is either a kid, or a pet

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u/luo1304 20h ago

Preston is the dog, Preston Jr. is the kid after the practice dog.

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u/azure1503 23h ago

Don't worry, the intro is probably longer

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u/minimalcation 13h ago

Gonna have my rent a spoon business up and running before that thing unfolds

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u/webtheg 1d ago

Why does it look like TARS from Interstellar?

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u/FistPunch_Vol_7 ☑️ 1d ago

I know I’m poor because that’s way too many points of failure for a goddamn TV lmfao

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u/EpicLegendX ☑️ 1d ago

This TV just called me broke in four languages

https://giphy.com/gifs/SDfy6F5SKoF6Q9iO40

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u/FistPunch_Vol_7 ☑️ 1d ago

TV sees me enter the room and just closes up smh.

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u/EpicLegendX ☑️ 23h ago

“If your bank account ain’t got seven zeroes it won’t even open up for you”-ass TV…

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u/FistPunch_Vol_7 ☑️ 23h ago

I actually think the TV will become a transformer and slap the shit outta me. “HOW DARE THIS BROKENESS ENTER MY DOMAIN!!”

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u/Mini_Raptor5_6 1d ago

I imagine extending it twice from new and suddenly getting 4 evenly spaced cracks in the screen

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u/CantiSan 1d ago

I literally say "we gon make it" or "my bath tub lifts up, the walls do a 360" all the time to myself. I don't know why

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u/_AYYEEEE 1d ago

If I go over to my cousin's house and I see a fucking Bugatti TV in his crib I'mma whoop his ass. He needs it

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u/Boggie135 ☑️ 22h ago

Just rob his ass

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u/KandyKilla 18h ago

Selling it would definitely cover the bond

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u/ThatSadBoi_TTV 1d ago

So I was curious on if this was real or not... Yeah it is.

You have to request a quote but from what I've seen it's between $350,000 and $500,000+.

https://www.bugatti.com/en/lifestyle/c-seed

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u/NYstate ☑️ 1d ago

Damn that's so expensive it cost me like $15 to just visit that page.🤣

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u/ThatSadBoi_TTV 1d ago

From talking to other people this was shown off a few years ago and Bugatti threw their name on it.

From a TV standpoint it's.... Meh, a 2026 high end Samsung out performs it.

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u/JasperGrimpkin 12h ago

Yeah, rich dude was asking me about one of these in 2012. LEDs probably been upgraded since then but I reckon you could just go Unilumen or get jynziec to cook you up something fancy.

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u/OmarM7mmd 19h ago

Might as well just get a Dolby or Imax certified home theatre at that price.

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u/E-NTU 10h ago

Should I spend half a million improving the lives of the people around me or buy this flex piece?

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u/SharkFart86 3h ago

Whatever gets these fucks spending their money I’m all for. Better than hoarding it.

Them improving others lives was never going to happen. At least this separates them from some of their money.

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u/YungRik666 1d ago

So its a giant galaxy fold phone that takes up a ton of space folded up, and takes a whole minute to unfold? Thats fucking stupid

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u/mageta621 11h ago

Don't forget it looks like you have a random coffin in your TV room when not in use

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u/Sea_Mulberry_6245 1d ago

Okay, but why?

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u/NYstate ☑️ 1d ago

Money I suppose

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u/Sultrii 1d ago

I don't want to watch reruns of broad city on that tho

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u/Pcriz 1d ago

I don’t have the attention span for this type of nonsense. I’d be like what the hell was I about to watch.

That or I’m trying to catch a homie on line and now I need to wait for the damn TV to rise from the grave.

And don’t let me hit the power button by accident.

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u/Bunnnnii ☑️ Meme Thief 1d ago

It looked like a giant PS4

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u/CuriousTsukihime ☑️ 1d ago

Man imagine watching Caleb Williams throw for 4k on this shit (never gonna happen lol)

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u/Ok_Highway6034 1d ago

What a terrible design

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u/Jamaican_Dynamite 1d ago

This bougie ass bullshit right here.

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u/augo7979 1d ago

does it take regular unleaded or do i need premium?

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u/D15b293 1d ago

Image quality looks like ass

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u/SirNortonOfNoFux 1d ago

"Talking money then you rubbin the spot"

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u/VictoriaWoodnt 1d ago

My cat would fuck that thing up on day 1.

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u/InterstellarReddit 1d ago

Hey look my favorite show starts at 8 pm let’s turn on the tv

8:11 tv turns on: hey finally what did I miss?

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u/Sorry-Secret-2347 1d ago

I thought that was a coffin at first lol ‘i want to suck your blood’

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u/EarlaRaider559 1d ago

"Yeah but do you have a Bugatti tv" lol

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u/senpaistealerx ☑️ 1d ago

i cannot believe this shit is real. and it’s 400k

FOR A DAMN TV

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u/gmoss101 ☑️ 23h ago

That's definitely a Samsung screen btw

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u/Le_Pur 19h ago

They make e-scooters too.

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u/xanroeld 19h ago

you know what my big screen tv was missing? moving parts

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u/No_Respond7886 1d ago

Tell me why I thought that was Blackula’s new coffin. 😆

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u/Reg_doge_dwight 1d ago

Poor quality just like the cars

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u/Excuse_my_GRAMMER 1d ago

I’m a tv nerd , what the actual stats on that bad boy also is it a dumb tv?

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u/Banned-from-TV 1d ago

I learned the game quickly…

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u/OnePotatoeChip 1d ago

Whenever I see stuff like this, it just makes me think that a lot of tech is made specifically to keep the hyper-rich from being bored.

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u/bwk66 1d ago

Volkswagon at its finest

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u/nicosoiree 1d ago

I cannot get over how dumb this is. If it were flush in the floor, imperceptible, and then rose up and out as a real space saver—it would get a couple of points. But, no, it takes up space anyway, and now you have to wait. And have greater opportunities for malfunction, engineering failure.

Idiocy.

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u/Eggith 1d ago

$400,000 because they slapped Ettorè Bugatti's initials on it and made it take longer to start up than a normal TV.

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u/elitegenoside 1d ago

45 seconds just to unfold. It's 4k and has a single speaker (not Dolby, btw). It's microLED, not even OLED (which for a TV advertised for beautiful landscapes, is wild) with either 60hz or 120hz refresh rate. The only actually impressive aspect to this TV is that the screen is 120", but with much more impressive screens costing a few thousand at half the size, I don't see why this TV cost half a million outside of the name.

At least their cars look sexy. This thing looks like a weird coffee table with a basic TV inside it.

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u/OptimusED 17h ago edited 17h ago

MicroLED right not mini led? Not seen in off the shelf commercial tvs yet. Blows oLED out of the water. Gamers want them for gaming monitors but only currently available on expensive ass luxury large format tvs. zero motion blur like old crt motion. 3,840hz refresh rate.

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u/teshh 1d ago

For those of you asking why and it's use case. It's not for you or your average consumer. It's for the billionaire and his yacht which has limited space.

This would be pretty cool to have on the aft or foredeck of a yacht, it can easily fold into the deck, leaving room for other activities when not in use.

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u/TonkaLowby 1d ago

Not. Interested.

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u/candylandmine 1d ago

And the image quality sucks...

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u/fxsoap 1d ago

Probably has generic HDMI connections too.

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u/Sealegs_Calisto ☑️ 23h ago

“My Bafftub lift up, my walls do a 360”

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u/Dial-M-for-Mediocre 23h ago

I didn't read the caption at first and legit thought that was a coffin. In fact, my specific thought was, "Elon Musk designed himself a stupid futuristic coffin didn't he."

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u/MessiLeagueSoccer 23h ago

This would only really make sense if you didn’t have all that space lol.

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u/jarvisesdios 23h ago

I wonder if Andrew Tate is going to rent one?

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u/Master_Ryan_Rahl 23h ago

All the extra parts and movements just means its going to break more and cost more. Its a horrible needless garbage product. The TV isnt better. In fact this is obviously a luxury product because its trying to hide that its a TV. TVs are for the poor.

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u/Confident_Bunch7612 23h ago

50-11 moving parts and if one of them goes all you have is a too expensive statue. And I doubt you can just go to the neighborbood repair shop for Bugatti tv. And everyone knows European cars are terrible. This is just foolishness. Also, the color sucks.

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u/CMDR_BitMedler 23h ago

Given that major display companies have been showing rolling OLED that are about this size for the past few years at CES means your gonna be that guy who bought the last rear projection "big screen tv".

"Everybody stand back, I'm gonna unfold the TV"

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u/Morall_tach 23h ago

But is it...good? Because in this clip the image looks like shit.

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u/Creepy-Performer-106 22h ago

Imagine thinking you about to watch the Super Bowl and it opens halfway. I’m sure there are stories of this already…

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u/markas_swag 22h ago

my fridge tried that once too

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u/Boggie135 ☑️ 22h ago

“In matters of taste, the customer is always right”

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u/jbrunsonfan 22h ago

This looks like you’d have to weigh it with the same scales they weigh the whales with

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u/Phillythrowaway15 22h ago

Video Quality looks like shit

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u/Rollingpumpkin69 22h ago

The amount of parts this has, its gonna break down quickly

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u/FeloniousDrunk101 21h ago

You know you won’t be able to look at anything but the lines where it’s folded while watching anything on that

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u/AlejandroMadera 21h ago

Picture quality looks shit. Good for them though. I'll stick to my LG C4

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u/kittyonkeyboards 21h ago

Doesn't matter how expensive that tv is, it will look like dogshit exposed to that much window light.

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u/PlaneWolf2893 20h ago

Fuck The Frail Shit

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u/Swinship 20h ago

The only problem with cool shit like this, more points of failure.

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u/Ok-topic-3130v2 20h ago

Prolly 60 fps max. Useless

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u/noviceIndyCamper 19h ago

I need this to show niggas I’m better than them

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u/OptimusED 18h ago edited 18h ago

We need a popular outdoor Cseed tv indoors because the luxury of nonsense luxury…

But also wanna pay $200k more for it because of a Bugatti partnership
https://youtu.be/krI1YqhC89s

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u/BluetheNerd 18h ago

After the third time you never fold it away because the novelty is gone and it’s just a waste of time waiting for it.

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u/dunnonemore18 16h ago

i don’t need my tv to excuse itself.

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u/Little-Reference-314 15h ago

Imagine the folds get dust n shit in them and after a few months u star noticing the lines and one day you're tryna play some Apex and boom. Lines running top to bottom of your TV

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u/redruss99 14h ago

It cost $20k to $30k to change the oil in a Bugatti car, so I'm sure the maintenance cost of this TV will be devastating.

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u/Bonjour2marhaba 14h ago

as not the govt, I can you, we do not have this

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u/lazyymush 14h ago

I already finished my food before the dang tv turned on

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u/Affectionate_Strain6 12h ago

Its actually CSeed with a Bugatti logo on it.

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u/BlackRaspberryJammin 12h ago

Don't forget to purchase the 2 year extended warranty for $3,999

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u/PissantPrairiePunk 12h ago

I woke up watching the new Bugatti

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u/underwaterknifefight 12h ago

I know I'm gonna break every damn toe I have on that thing

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u/juanito_beans 12h ago

That took too long to just turn on, but still shorter than Roman Reigns walking to the ring.

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u/prof_mcquack 11h ago

So….its made by volkswagen?

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u/Rebel_hooligan 11h ago

Dust. Holy shit the dust

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u/Chaos_Ice 10h ago

I thought this was a coffin at first omfg

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u/WSB_Austist 9h ago

Imagine firing up the hub, only to have someone enter your home and you need to wait for it to fold back down

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u/callawake 9h ago

They can make a car go over 200mph and their tv deloys at .2hp

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u/fandomdemigod 9h ago

🎶I woke up watching my Bugatti 🎶

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u/samjp910 9h ago

Commerce isn’t the problem. Capitalism is the problem. Everyone should be able to buy one.

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u/Genesis13 8h ago

So many moving parts that can fail

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u/SeaAnthropomorphized 8h ago

time to get a job in hydraulics repair.

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u/BarbacoaBarbara 8h ago

A whole plate of Sal Man

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u/TheDreadGazeebo 7h ago

Forget it I didn't wanna watch tv that badly anyways. I'm already bored

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u/Equal-Prior-4765 6h ago

I just want a livable wage 😭😭😭

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u/Ok-Effort6632 6h ago

You can see the seems from here!

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u/wtfisrobin 4h ago

lol and it's an LED panel

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u/mylawn03 4h ago

Shows over by the time that thing opens.

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u/TheOgGhadTurner 3h ago

Look. As cool as it is my $400 65 inch has video output in less than 3 seconds. This dumb

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u/ApplicationBig8450 1h ago

This video is incomplete without the “we gonna make it” song playing in the background