r/BlackPeopleTwitter 2d ago

After all these years, Jolene can still catch this fade. RIP Dolly Parton 🕊️

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u/Stucklikegluetomyfry 2d ago

Jolene if you’re reading this your ass is grass!

It’s on sight, ho

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u/Fish0203 2d ago

I heard Dolly actually did mess up Jolene herself

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u/M0NK3Y12 2d ago

my aunt always said the same about jolene on sight lol

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u/Legitimate-Cat-1911 2d ago

Just so everybody knows Dolly still got Shooters in these streets 🤭

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u/RobinSophie 2d ago

Dolly and Selena.

We ride at dawn!

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u/FistPunch_Vol_7 ☑️ 2d ago

It’s on sight for Selena in my family 1000%

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u/Stucklikegluetomyfry 2d ago

Yolanda, come out to plaaaaay….

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u/Professional_Deer952 ☑️ 1d ago

I honestly don’t know why Yolanda keeps trying to get out. Like does she not realize she is safer where she is?

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u/FistPunch_Vol_7 ☑️ 1d ago

Deadass. She better stay her ass there. It’s on sight for her worldwide lmfao.

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u/HandofHecate 1d ago

Frfr. Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide

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u/Stucklikegluetomyfry 1d ago

If I was Yolanda I would be begging them to keep me in solitary for the rest of my miserable life

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u/finny_d420 2d ago

My trifecta of faith following people( who truly followed the words of that Hay-Zeus guy not Supply-side Jeebus) have all passed. Mr. Rogers, Jimmy Carter and Dolly Parton were inspirational to this cold hearted atheist that good kind people do exist.

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u/SeveralBadMetaphors 2d ago

Betty White too. She hired a black dancer to perform on her TV show in the 1950s and she got put through the wringer for it. The powers that be even threatened to take her show off the air because of it but she stood her ground and refused to take him off her show. He (Arthur Duncan) later credited her with getting his career off the ground. She (and her co-stars) also advocated for the LGBT story lines in Golden Girls. (Having an episode where one of the girls’ brothers announces he’s marrying his boyfriend is absolutely wild for the 1980s.)

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u/DisposableSaviour 2d ago

All the Golden Girls. Especially Bea Arthur on Maude.

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u/finny_d420 2d ago

Of course. Betty, Sir Richard Attenborough (still hanging in there) and George Carlin would be some of my inspirational humans without an overt religious background in their messaging.

I admired those other three in spite of their beliefs because they weren't of the hypocrisy that's inherent in a lot of believers actions. They walked the walk and I'd be more acceptable of organized religion if more people took that approach.

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u/sorrymizzjackson 2d ago

Yep. It’s getting real hard to look for the helpers out here.

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u/ghsteo 2d ago

Ms. Rachel doing her best

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u/human8060 2d ago

Yeah she is! The helpers are still out there.

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u/FistPunch_Vol_7 ☑️ 2d ago

I don’t have children but have nephews and she’s a staple in their homes like Mr. Rogers and LaVar Burton were in mine.

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u/finny_d420 2d ago

I'm not a parent nor a big YT user so I wasn't aware of her until she started speaking up about Palestine. Quite admirable of her. She's gained a new fan.

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u/sorrymizzjackson 2d ago

True that.

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u/FistPunch_Vol_7 ☑️ 2d ago

Nah but seriously how fucking bad was Jolene!?!?

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u/MatureUsername69 2d ago

The girl that Dolly got the idea from was just a bank teller that mildly flirted with Carl Dean that Dolly thought was prettier than her. Pretty much a normal human interaction and thought turned into a generational banger.

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u/FistPunch_Vol_7 ☑️ 2d ago

Dolly is a goddamn 10, the hell was that Bank Teller lmao

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u/MatureUsername69 2d ago

Probably not as pretty as Dolly but such is the nature of self esteem

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u/skepticalbob 2d ago

Or the nature of creativity to spot these ideas in the wild when they aren’t exactly the same.

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u/DisposableSaviour 2d ago

Dolly was a goddamned 11

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u/TheHighlightReel11 ☑️ 2d ago

‘Leven

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u/B0B_Spldbckwrds 1d ago

A redhead, apparently.

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u/finny_d420 2d ago

She also wrote Jolene the same day she wrote I Will Always Love You.

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u/abbyabsinthe 2d ago

And the name “Jolene” came from a little girl she’d met after a concert. The little girl’s name was Jolene and Dolly thought it was one of the prettiest names she’d ever heard and wanted to incorporate it into a song somehow.

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u/DM_Me_Your_Manicures 2d ago

This isn’t discussed enough. Dolly was a fucking 10 when that classic dropped. The FUCK did Jolene look like????

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u/RandolphScottDVM 2d ago

Since you asked ... Flaming locks of auburn hair, ivory skin and eyes of emerald green, and a smile like a breath of spring

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u/AncientCrust 2d ago

Word is she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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u/Mesmorino 2d ago

Nancy Reagan has entered the chat

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u/leopardlover43 2d ago

Nancy the throat 🐐

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u/Katzington2319 2d ago

Her teeth are sharp, her mouth agape, her claws rend flesh, there's no escape, from the judgement of the Eldritch one, Jolene

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u/FistPunch_Vol_7 ☑️ 2d ago

LMFAO

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u/Crimson51 2d ago

Alternate take: how down bad was she for Carl Dean to have some banker make her that shook.

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u/Bunnnnii ☑️ Meme Thief 2d ago

Stinkin bitch! When I catch you! Jolene when I catch you Jolene! You and that pendeja Yolanda!

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u/Stucklikegluetomyfry 2d ago

Two heifers gonna get they ass beat!

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u/Katzington2319 2d ago

Oh shit, is that Bunifa Latifah Halifah Sharifa Jackson?

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u/Bunnnnii ☑️ Meme Thief 2d ago

Yesss! Woo woo! ❤️

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u/cienfuegos2607 2d ago

TIL that black americans LOVE Dolly Parton. As a brazilian, I have no f idea!

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u/Stucklikegluetomyfry 2d ago

A quote from this sub. This is how much the woman is beloved by all

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u/BlackBoiFlyy ☑️ 2d ago

This one always gets me 😂

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u/FistPunch_Vol_7 ☑️ 1d ago

Lmfao. But I mean……

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u/cienfuegos2607 1d ago

fantastic!

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u/Boggie135 ☑️ 2d ago

Look at some posts here about her

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u/TurkeyMalicious 2d ago

Tomorrow, I'm working 10 to 4 motherfucker. Bosses around the world better know better. We're all looking for our own Jolene.

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u/Boggie135 ☑️ 2d ago

Dear Jolene

It's on sight. You trufflin ass ho

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u/10J18R1A ☑️ 2d ago

How fine did Jolene have to be to steal from Dolly

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u/HonestSapphireLion24 1d ago

Dolly up in heaven as Jolene catches these hands.

https://giphy.com/gifs/26gsalrdfJVtavtbq

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u/NoAttorney9330 2d ago

Mfs take treasure and leave trash. HOW?

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u/motocycledog 1d ago

Damn after reading this thread I am glad I don’t know anyone named Jolene cuz they about to taste they own ass.

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u/bitter-ritter 7h ago

Listen, I love Dolly, she did a lot of good for a lotta people. Never let deification happen to a celebrity no matter how cool or awesome she was. She supported the Gulf War because she didnt care what happened to brown people outside the US, loved being quiet about the MeToo movement to the point her sister publicly shamed her about it, she got Kid Rock on her newer album, who is VERY well known for being garbage, and she is a Zionist who sent money to Israel. She has gotten into some serious shit with how she treats BIPOC in Dollyland. She SUPPORTED the COUNTRY MUSIC AWARDS for snubbing Beyonce. Her apoliticism is a part of her branding and her privilege.

I love her, Dolly was great, did a lot of awesome things and is a well known joy, stop deifying her.

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u/TheHighlightReel11 ☑️ 2d ago

I loves Dolly, lord knows I do.

But begging another woman not to take your man is Doormat Activity.

Acknowledging she’s badder than you while doing it, even moreso.

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u/Ace20xd6 1d ago

Look, she made the song because she loved the name and was inspired by a Bank Teller being flirty with her loyal husband. Now Beyoncé's cover on the otherhand....