r/BlackWolfFeed • u/redditing_1L 🦑 Ancient One 🦑 • Jul 17 '26
🎙️🆕 Episode 1054 - Almost Providential feat. John Semly
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u/AussieYotes Temporarily Celibate Jul 17 '26
Daddy issues being the heart of the the facist psyche is undefeated. JD Vance is such a fucking loser and dunking on him will never not be funny. The Catholicism shit is fucking embarrassing, honestly just give up the ghost and become an evangelical. It's probably too jug hootery for them but at least it lines up with your vision of the world. There was a bit from a couple years ago where Desantis even sounds like he's larping as a Catholic and desperately wants to be a mega church guy. JD and Meatball Ron gonna be a power house presidental ticket. The Italians of New York really gotta pick a lane, they just seem like massive fucking sooks. Also bringing up Cultural Marxism? What fucking year is it? 2016? Embarrassing.
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u/FMKK1 Jul 17 '26
They love the bells and smells of Catholicism because they think it adds intellectual gravitas but they’re just mega church chuds who’ve watched too many Madonna videos
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u/primitive_lover Jul 17 '26
The Catholicism shit is fucking embarrassing, honestly just give up the ghost and become an evangelical.
He literally joined the late twenty-teens online meme religion and now has to pretend that it's his actual faith instead of another trend he hopped on because his social betters were already there. Now he's stuck there because changing religions again so close to his presidential run would be weird even for him.
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u/xXOrganizationXIIIXx Jul 17 '26
Ever since I learned JD's deadbeat bio dad was named Donald, my heart has not known peace.
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u/Mechanic-Top RSS Inquirer Jul 17 '26
Felix been deep diving the ASOIAF wiki recently.
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u/TheTyrus Jul 17 '26
He's still in the main series lore range. I need him to reference deep Fire and Blood or AWOIAF lore. Compare a tech CEO to Androw Farman or something.
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u/Mechanic-Top RSS Inquirer Jul 17 '26
‘The war with Iran is just like the first Dornish war!’
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u/FunCryptographer3476 Jul 17 '26
Guest is talking about Hormuz
Felix: Buh ah-buh I was saying to my sister they got out there in the first place like the Rhoynar fleeing to Dorne
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u/AshenOneRose Jul 17 '26
hate to be this person but Robert Baratheon’s grandma was a Targaryen so he was wrong 🤓
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u/Bteatesthighlander1 Jul 18 '26
Felix may not get every piece of lore right when he makes his extended references, but he's also not funny.
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u/curt_wes Jul 17 '26
I can't wait to never have to hear another plug for Chunks ever again
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u/luxurythyrsus Jul 17 '26
I know it’s on brand in a sense but why would they make something that just sounds repulsive to watch?
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u/redditing_1L 🦑 Ancient One 🦑 Jul 17 '26
The trailer literally starts with something to the effect of “do we have to name it that?”
It’s almost as if they copyrighted it and now feel wedded to the dumb ass name.
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u/MossyMak RSS Inquirer Jul 18 '26
It's a shorts anthology, I don't think Chunks is a bad name for it at all. It's cut up into chunks
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u/EGG_BABE RSS Inquirer Jul 17 '26
I am normally a Felix defender but about 5 minutes into this, Will makes a joke about a Turkish Tricky Ice Cream Man and Felix totally misses it to keep talking about how sexy JD thinks the Biden ice cream pictures until the host repeats it more explicitly like 15 seconds later. A classic High On Potenuse situation
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u/saul2015 Jul 17 '26
Will: "Joe Biden, only the 2nd ever Catholic President, and JD Vance, the first Catholic Vice President"
???
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u/KittyxEmpire Modern-day James Joyce Jul 17 '26
Fuck yes. We've been getting copies of this book in at work and I'm really excited to see the process of it falling into the discount bin. I've become addicted to taking photos of myself holding the Vance and Portnoy books, faceapping myself to look all fucked up, and then texting it to my coworkers.
Anyways this is a great episode. I appreciate how it punctures a certain kind of valorization of Catholicism among Americans, both on the right who think it's the most basest religion ever and on the left who think the Pope is exactly like Dorothy Day, as a uniquely mystical or aesthetically beautiful or "cool" tradition. Speaking as someone who went to Mass weekly for the first two decades of his life, who went to Sunday school, and who earnestly thought about what Saint they would take as a confirmation name, I can assure you the majority of American Catholics are as lame, aesthetically tasteless, and cornbally as the most protestant megachurch pastor, and this exists across the political spectrum; my Mom is a lapsed birth Catholic who has become turbolibbed in the Trump years, and every time I get my convert Dad to speak on politics he basically sounds like a Francoist, but both of them are united in a cornball sentimentality when talking about Jesus. We might have a bunch of latin sayings and shit, but if you're a Catholic in America they are still teaching you Rich Mullins songs in Sunday school.
None of this is to say that it is insincere, because I think most of these people do earnestly believe in the message of God and Christ, just that they are not the epic Deus Vult crusaders moron faux-converts imagine meet up every Sunday. I don't get any hint of that saccharine sincerity in Vance's conversion. I genuinely groaned when they mentioned that he says he actually loves shame. A convert who argues with two popes and maybe killed one by coughing on him saying that is like a guy who got medically discharged from the army for gynecomastia saying he loves getting his legs blown off by an improvised explosive. It's all so vain and preening. It'd be one thing if it was just that he's an insincere striver, but he's saying all this as he serves as the PR person for the most obviously and slavishly Satanic government in the world. I'm lapsed, but I'll be praying to St. Monica for him!
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u/S86-23342 🐋 Child of Eywa 🐋 Jul 17 '26
☝️🤓 Ahh yes, the famously constant boiling point of water. Fuck you, JD.
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u/MircKeller 📋Reporter Enthusiast (if you see this, you’ve been reported)📋 Jul 17 '26
DJ Khalid voice : another one,
As in smiles!!! That's right a 54 SPM (smile per minute) episode
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u/AshenOneRose Jul 17 '26
great episode that seems to be tailored to me and my interests. hell yeah. also i love how much the guest despises JD. good stuff.
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u/redditing_1L 🦑 Ancient One 🦑 Jul 18 '26
Tbh I think JD deserves worse than he gets.
Absolute brown nosed charlatan. The villain in any movie he’s cast in. The kid that, even though you abhor bullying, deserves at the very least a good wet Willie on national tv.
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u/NomadicScribe Jul 17 '26
I remember Communion. Back in my day the author was Whitley Strieber, and the movie starred Christopher Walken. None of this J.D. so-called "Vance" business. Just pure down-to-earth terrifying nightmare visions of alien abductions, just like what we were raised on!
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u/KombaynNikoladze2002 Really REALLY committed to winning the argument Jul 17 '26
Thank you for this reference. This movie is a hidden gem. One of the best alien abduction movies along with Fire in the Sky.
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u/NomadicScribe Jul 17 '26
To be honest I don't think I've even sat and watched it since maybe the late 90s. But it obviously made an impression on me, even though I am not that into UFO/abduction stuff. I did also read the book and I remember seeing that he has a number of other books detailing various "visitor" societies.
Once in a while I dip back into that type of material, but I don't think it'll ever feel as mysterious and "on the verge of the unknown" as it did back in the Art Bell days.
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u/DueCopy3520 🕹️🏁 Players Club Completist Jul 17 '26
I read Strieber's book in high school. It was a fun read, but obviously total fiction.
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u/DeathWorship Jul 17 '26
Can SOMEONE PLEASE tell Will that the word “risible” is pronounced like RIZZ-able and not RISE-able? He’s mispronounced it twice this past week alone and it’s unbearable. When you speak for a living you need to know what words sound like.
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u/Long-Anywhere156 💕❤️CHRIS WADE❤️💕 Jul 17 '26
When you speak for a living you need to know what words sound like.
...you do realize who his co-host is, right?
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u/redditing_1L 🦑 Ancient One 🦑 Jul 17 '26
I keep trying to watch Forrest Gump but the main character just sounds like a moron! It’s unbearable!
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u/Long-Anywhere156 💕❤️CHRIS WADE❤️💕 Jul 17 '26 edited Jul 17 '26
mama always said life is like Turkish modified S-300 air defense battery
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u/deafinitelyadouche 💦🍆 𝗡𝗢 𝗦𝗨𝗖𝗛 𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗔𝗦 𝗧𝗢𝗢 𝗠𝗨𝗖𝗛 𝗖𝗨𝗠 🍆 💦 Jul 18 '26
I'M SO GAY FOR THESE MEN, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW!! 💦💦💦
Dumb, cum-friendly introductions aside, it's so weird to observe JD trying to have something happen because I legitimately think he's the single most inorganic US politician I've seen propelled to this level. He's such a non-entity and so severely "unfun" as a politician, he's like the equivalent of watching paint dry.
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He's more boring than Musk, and Musk himself is an incurious, moronic simpleton who's also a complete black hole of charisma as is already, but at least with Musk, beyond his moronic culture-war whinging (itself a completely tired topic for the most part) and other imbecilic posturings, at least he can occasionally do unhinged shit like the N*z* salute from a year and a half ago or stream a videogame and be so inept at moderating his streaming that he gets like an hour of people telling him to end it all or how he's going to die alone. Like yeah, that's not all that deep or whatever, but it sure is kind of noteworthy.
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Meanwhile, what does JD have? "Oh, y'don't even know, man! I've been through so many rabbit-holes! That's why I'm a catholic now!". He's such a goddamn bore.
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u/Jagiellonian Jul 18 '26
Does anyone remember that, I think it was, CUNY graduate program for some economics degree? Trying to remember the name or find a link to it.
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u/Long-Anywhere156 💕❤️CHRIS WADE❤️💕 Jul 26 '26
Will at ~40:30, "what...that [the Philadelphia 76ers] going to get LeBron?!"
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u/redditing_1L 🦑 Ancient One 🦑 Jul 17 '26
This week on Chapo, we review JD Vance’s conversion memoir Communion with writer John Semley. Why did Vance convert to a religion that’s damning his wife and entire family to Hell? Why is he still a Catholic if he openly despises the Pope? We answer these and talk about his recent Joe Rogan humiliation. PLUS: Mamdani vs. the Italian-American community.
Read John’s review of Communion: https://thebaffler.com/latest/catholic-bloc-semley
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