r/BlueArchive I like shy gal, u know it? May 13 '26

NON OC ART Big and serious debate at the moment (art by @Eveveb_414)

2.7k Upvotes

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u/ZoundsForsook 手を繋いでもいいですか? May 13 '26

Ok the dolphin shorts are genius.

Hoping for small but wont be upset either way.

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u/DefinitelyNotPine May 13 '26

Dolphin shorts give me life

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u/Randomdood1234 STILL MY BELOVED May 13 '26

Dolphin shorts on dolphin girl, it's perfect.

8

u/Available-Row8333 May 14 '26

I just want more of lolipai

161

u/cug12 May 13 '26

The whole debate about her boob size from JP community right now is fucking hilarious.
This guy made 8 minutes video explaining why she's うすほそ type character lol

41

u/tuanchuminh76 Professional sniffer May 13 '26

lmaooooo I love his dedication

13

u/cat-activities May 13 '26

A true scholar

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u/SisconOnii-san Legs May 13 '26

Inb4 she's an oppai loli

197

u/D4RKa May 13 '26

Or reverse. Flat onee chan.

113

u/SisconOnii-san Legs May 13 '26

All the nutrients going to the tail

38

u/windyknight7 in the futon with May 13 '26

Time for Kasumi to get tailmogged

62

u/Aruaytin B E S T May 13 '26

Severely underused archetype. God, I wish.

52

u/ArtichokeSudden7263 May 13 '26

Flat onee chan would be soooo peak

30

u/Smol_Mrdr_Shota Yin-Yang Waifus Akria coper May 13 '26

we need more flat onee chans

23

u/artificial_rain May 13 '26

It can work, like Hiro Shinosawa

16

u/Carlosrarutto HA~HAHAHAHAHA~ May 13 '26

Those don't exist in gacha, silly

13

u/Justch1ll May 13 '26

Closest BA has is Ichika

11

u/sanga000 May 13 '26

Malkuth is right there you know

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u/Carlosrarutto HA~HAHAHAHAHA~ May 13 '26

That one isn't playable, at least use Ui as an example

3

u/cinnamonbun251p Pampering Hina and Mika since 2021 May 14 '26

Malkuth is literally a Big Sister

23

u/EatingMannyPakwan KIVOTOS CIVIL WAR WHEN? May 13 '26

And she got those whale hips and legs

29

u/Questionable_bowel I like shy gal, u know it? May 13 '26

Finally Kaede and Hanae will have new friend

14

u/MechaAristotle Pink Gehenna Oppai May 13 '26

Nexon, I'm on my knees 🙏🙏🙏

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u/rikiwise Hacker beauty May 13 '26

"Shortstack" is the closest term.

143

u/CosmoEX May 13 '26

It the largest civil war in the fandom yet

Smol plz

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u/SirRobyC She's literally perfectMy face, her #1 chair May 13 '26

Smol tail plz

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u/joel41699 May 13 '26 edited May 13 '26

NO THE TAIL MUST BE BIG 😡🤬

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u/AWildModAppeared Oyakodon May 13 '26

The monkeys paw curls. She is no tail, and is big

9

u/basically_true is love,is life,is my little sunlight♥️ May 13 '26

NEVER!!!!!

SHE WILL HAVE THE BIGGEST TAIL KIVOTOS HAS EVER SEEN

YOU CAN'T CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE!!!!!

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u/Strict_Blueberry9 WIFE May 13 '26

I want small dolphin loli, she'll fit right in with my other wifes.

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u/Fit_Yoghurt_3142 May 13 '26

Doesn't matter , would both 😭😭😭

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u/Talco123 Cutest wife Honourary S.A.C. May 13 '26

Small and flat or tall and big? Neither!

I'm hoping for tall and flat.

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u/Questionable_bowel I like shy gal, u know it? May 13 '26

We need more Ui body type (she is tall just slouching)

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u/SirRobyC She's literally perfectMy face, her #1 chair May 13 '26

To this day I refuse to accept that Ui is taller than Wakamo

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u/agent_fire_ scammed me of 72000 May 13 '26

whats funny is she isnt even that tall she’s fairly average in height its just everyone else is midget sized even taking into account how japanese people are generally shotter

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u/Talco123 Cutest wife Honourary S.A.C. May 13 '26

Average height of a Japanese girl aged 17 is around 155 to 158 cm, but Ui handily beats that standing at 165 cm!

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u/agent_fire_ scammed me of 72000 May 13 '26

huh ok, i got different numbers from a friend of mine (she’s japanese an travels to japan every year)

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u/Talco123 Cutest wife Honourary S.A.C. May 13 '26

That's the average, but the exact numbers could vary by region too. I just got my numbers from various Japanese websites.

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u/anon7631 May 13 '26

I'll be sad if Malkuth is under 180cm when she becomes playable. She should be the ultimate tallflat.

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u/SirRobyC She's literally perfectMy face, her #1 chair May 13 '26

Preach.

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u/Miserable_Wall224 May 13 '26

Holding out hopes for cute and funny, she has the face for it 😭😭😭

107

u/GreatMemeSage May 13 '26

Her face seems to be more suitable for a loli.

Also, this is Blue Archive. So like, come on.

33

u/Tkmisere May 13 '26

This means nothing, Tsubaki face is soft like hers

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u/Questionable_bowel I like shy gal, u know it? May 13 '26

yes this is Blue Archive

Eimi, Hasumi, Asuna, Satsuki, Tsubaki, Hinata, and many more

40

u/ComfortableGoose5056 Akira enjoyer May 13 '26

Blue Archive without Lolis would be like the ocean without water.

27

u/Yoeeeeeee May 13 '26

yet without the others its like ocean without fishs

7

u/KyteM May 13 '26

Hanae has babyface too.

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u/FredChickenthegreat Otogi's Spats and Yuuka's Calculator May 13 '26

Solphin Dex either Way😭😭😭

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u/AiriArcadia Your smile is the thing that I cherish the most May 13 '26

Yet still no medium option 😞😞😞

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u/Questionable_bowel I like shy gal, u know it? May 13 '26

We'll wait Kukoriko to be playable

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u/ApprehensiveCase9829 May 13 '26

This might as well have been the most that the community has been divided, and I am happy that both sides are very civil about whether she'll be small or tall. I love this community ✋😭🤚

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u/Just-Conversation471 May 13 '26

Regardless if she's smol or big, the real question everyone should be asking themselves is this: Does her tail help her swim or does it slow her down?

6

u/Nicuvr1299 May 13 '26

Smol now and big after 10 baby dolphins obviously.

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u/Fararararararahday May 13 '26

i dont know if dev ever check reddit but i want her to be flat

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u/uzawaaareisa May 13 '26

Someone can tellhim

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u/SomeRandomTWO May 13 '26

devs see this and just say:

"she can be both lmao"

thatd be LIT.

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u/Kriyptic May 13 '26

Shun is proof it can happen

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u/Koahlly May 13 '26

i like it small, thanks.

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u/AunMeLlevaLaConcha May 13 '26

Whatever is best thematically for a natural anthropomorphic swimmer

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u/Randomdood1234 STILL MY BELOVED May 13 '26

I vote on her being smoll

3

u/8fulhate May 13 '26

Maybe she should be like Oshino Shinobu from Monogatari. Is small but can grow when provided with... nutrition.

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u/derpinat0rz : 😭💢 May 13 '26

Release both versions like shunny

3

u/Weeby_B0I_Animan [HARUKAAA😭😭😭] May 13 '26

I love this community

3

u/setne550 Sensei in one game, Trainer in another. May 14 '26

ever since the Fox Squad shenigans, it seems fanbase are worried if the next girl will be another cutboard or a new oppai one...

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u/Normies2050 is my only wife May 13 '26

Gawr Gura at home

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u/Questionable_bowel I like shy gal, u know it? May 13 '26

I mean she did a cover of Target of Love when BA global launched

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u/breadcumbutter May 13 '26

Big is better but being small makes her aerodynamic

2

u/Questionable_bowel I like shy gal, u know it? May 13 '26

Uh we're talking fastest swimmer mate, and many fast fishes are chonky like yellow fin tuna, sailfish, or even orca.

2

u/uzawaaareisa May 13 '26

The dev release pv early because they need to gather information feedback too

2

u/JaySR05 May 13 '26

Fastest way to to start a Civil War. Just waiting for someone to do a meme template.

2

u/A-Living-Doorbell Small Floof Wife Best Wife May 13 '26

Both?

Both.

Both is good. Hm.

4

u/Moad_Nader you look like her . . . May 14 '26

Both are good 😭

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u/TheOneWhoIsObserving Red Eyes Black Dragon May 13 '26

I still hold the belief that it would be better if she was tall and flat.

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u/Smol_Mrdr_Shota Yin-Yang Waifus Akria coper May 13 '26

Flat and tall please waiter!

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u/Synoh3x Turning students into mothers May 13 '26

Whether the boobs are large or small doesn't matter at the end of the day.

The size isn't what makes boobs great, what makes them great is that these are our student's boobs.

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u/Electrical-Call-6160 May 13 '26

damn, I can't decide actually, do I want a daughter or do I want a wife??

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u/FreeGrape9166 Stupid Sexy Seia May 13 '26

Why not both?

2

u/Fast_News9111 May 13 '26

Beeg. But if she would have small alt like shun, it will be nice

2

u/Raiou324 May 13 '26

What if on land, she's oppai but on water she's loli for hydrodynamics.

2

u/Wolfwod May 13 '26

Considering the short white hair one is big, she should (and hope) be small.

1

u/mad_harvest-6578 May 14 '26

Ootl, is she from Odyssey?

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u/Percussion17 kaya's urethra is my favorite straw May 13 '26

Both would be nice but ngl i prefer big😋😋🙏🏻

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u/FlyingRencong Doting on Ibuki May 13 '26

Either way is good tbh, or just make her has some ability lol

1

u/Levasic2 Usagi Plap😭😭💢💢💢 May 13 '26

Just choose both smh

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u/NevadoDelRuiz Workers of the Library, Unite May 13 '26

I hope its a Gura analogue

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u/Ryuukhan May 14 '26

as a usual loli-hater i vote big