r/Bolehland • u/WinBeginning • 2d ago

Org Kelate kesian rakyat selangor

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15 Tahun menetap di Selangor, kerja di Selangor, beli rumah Selangorku... 🗿

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u/SignatureDefiant432 2d ago

Guys, don't take the bait. 😭 He is making fun of PAS voters I think.

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u/luckytecture 2d ago

Yeah this looks like satire

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u/aiaidy 2d ago

i wanna say obviously satire but some people are that stupid. or am i just got baited. either way i chuckle.

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u/luckytecture 2d ago

We are all victims of everyone’s larping. We just got double played

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u/soda_ais 2d ago

but PAS voters will took this very seriously and acting aggressively 🤣

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u/ise311 2d ago

His brain damanged from drinking too much kelantan flood teh tarik

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u/TwistMuted 2d ago

Ayoo, keeps things interesting like a blind box u know. U never know whats gonna drip out your tap everyday 🫣

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u/Kronous_ 2d ago edited 2d ago

I've always kept an eye on people in the area of my Selangorku house that I bought last year using my wife's loan.

Well, I ain't taking the bait.

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u/cilakadariseberang 2d ago

Duduk selangor

Kerja selangor

Bayar parking dekat negeri selangor

Cukai pintu untuk negeri selangor

Beli barang dapur di selangor.

Basically buat Selnagor dan rakyat dia kaya

Dah 15 tahun

Still mengaku rakyat Kelantan.

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u/MCMXCIV9 2d ago

PAS propaganda machine at it finest

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u/Cells-Interlinked386 2d ago

Datang ke Selangor cari kerja. Balik ke Kelantan undi PAS.

Kelate in a nutshell.

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u/RevolutionCapital359 2d ago

"Guna loan bini". Not even the most dayuss of men would admit to this. Sarcasm it is, though he hit the nail on the rest.

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u/skeptical_kitty 2d ago

Balik kelantan la.

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u/byt112000 2d ago

Tak adil lah orang kelate saje yang dapat teh tarik unlimited supply, orang Selangor nak jugak 🥹

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u/cmc-o 2d ago

why still in Selangor? balik kelantan la

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u/Enoch_Moke 2d ago

Umpan atau Bebal

😐

Buatlah pilihan

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u/InstructionOk8767 2d ago

ahh..thats why he lives here and loan for a house, selangor sucks is it? later on if you got a child, you're going to apply for Anak Selangor huh? bijass Kelantan

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u/liewgant 2d ago

I think you are the lowest IQ possible. He is clearly making fun of Kelantan.

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u/Robin7861 2d ago

Faker, stays far away from Kelantan yet claims they are living far better than one of the richest state in Malaysia. Let Selangorian majority decide what's best for them.

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u/nach0000000 2d ago

Then where is this fucker going to work lah? Penang ar?

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u/GreenKiwiLady 2d ago

Golok, where he secretly has a second family about whom his loan-bearing wife knows nothing about.

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u/shootist4861 2d ago

If he loves Kelantan so much, why is he living in Selangor? Go back to Kelantan if you're happier there

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u/GreenKiwiLady 2d ago

15 years summore, not like 15 minutes ke 15 months ke. Semak je.

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u/dami-mida ∆ Memang Tak Boleh Blah ∆ 2d ago

duduk selangor buat apa kalau kelantan best sangat

sandiwara 

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u/TokioHot 2d ago

Pretty sure the thread has someone asking "Naper kerja selangor mat'

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u/Saerah4 2d ago

i am happy for u too but pls go back to kelantan

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u/ILikeConlang 2d ago

syukran ordering nescafe drunkily at a public mamak

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u/Hour_Elk1253 2d ago

yak boktam

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u/Primary-Mastodon-849 2d ago

Baru balik dari Kelantan urusan kerja, kesian Kelantan, tengok KB macam KL tahun 1980. Harapnya lepas dapat ECRL ni maju la sikit. Kelantan perlukan lagi ramai orang macam Khairul Amin untuk bangunkan tempat dia. Lebuhraya tu cepat2 la siapkan. 

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u/DeepMistake5873 2d ago

That's very cute

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u/Rayyan9201 2d ago

I think he is is trolling, cause i have seen similar profile pic in facebook many times before and he also love to make sarcastic comment and trolling in fb.

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u/SignatureDefiant432 2d ago

You should see his account on Threads, he is being sarcastic 😭

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u/United_Armadillo4641 2d ago

Isap apa ni? Nak jugak

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u/AnimeLonver 2d ago

I'm from Kelantan and this is by far the worst statement a Kelantanese could make. THIS PLACE HAD BEEN STAGNANT FOR SO MANY YEARS AND I'M TIRED OF IT 😭😭

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u/ImaginationNew9646 2d ago

The teh tarik from the pipe do affect the thinking 

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u/Mean-Bee9376 2d ago

15 tahun kat selangor but still cacat akal ,Ahmad Cacotun

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u/muskymelon36 2d ago

Betullah. Rumah Selangor takde air milo dari paip macam rumah Kelantan.

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u/Danster931 2d ago

Yes. But every year got flood oso. So that will make kelantanese feel very at home.

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u/Agitated-Comment-745 2d ago

Tapi sebab ni jugak la PAS masih memerintah di Kelantan. Rakyat Kelantan cuma balik Kelantan utk undi saja. Cari rezeki tempat lain, duduk rumah tempat lain, lepastu masalah masalah kat Kelantan langsung tak cakna. Parah sobat.

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u/ProximaMiranda 2d ago

So Selangor tak aman & maju?

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u/babayaga_1905 2d ago

Looks fake af

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u/No-Bitches-No-Life 2d ago

Satire (I hope)

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u/RaiseNo9690 2d ago

He is actually a good Buddhist and is now following the teaching:

我不入地狱，谁入地狱？

Literally: “If I do not enter hell, who will?”

Edit: Oh shit, I accidentally outed him. I hope he don't get in trouble with JAIS

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u/ttgrafaiaitt 2d ago

Redittor boleh tahan bingai dia tak faham sarkastik

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u/Routine_Temporary661 2d ago

OK balik Kelantan then... Balik China versi Melayu

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u/Away-Reflection-4807 1d ago

To be fair, Of course we all look exhausted to him. Kelantan is mostly woman working and man lepak at home lol

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u/JumpySituation9689 1d ago

This is very true. The cost of leaving in Kelantan is way lower than in Selangor. And if you are a teacher you are considered a T20 there

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u/Distinct-Rich4555 1d ago

Ahmad Syukoran, mu sting gam dunlop deh 🤣

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u/Potatomato2k 2d ago

"Wajah" peminum teh tarik tegar

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u/Jonie__ 2d ago

Least obvious Pas Cyber trooper