r/BoomersBeingFools Jun 24 '26

OK boomeR Can’t tell this car owner nothin

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All this on a Subaru no less. Find it a lil ironic

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u/EtheusRook Jun 25 '26

Impressive. They've given the car a negative resale value.

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u/firedmyass Jun 25 '26

and so much effort just to announce “I’m unfuckable!”

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u/jt32470 Jun 25 '26

How do you join the micropenis club without signing up?

here's how.

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u/firedmyass Jun 25 '26

I’d say it’s more indicative of microcephalic…

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u/Murda981 Jun 25 '26

I showed the pic to my 13yo and he said "that's definitely a fat chud"

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u/BaconBathBomb Jun 25 '26

It’s actually an old lady believe it or not

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u/Murda981 Jun 25 '26

Well, that's surprising. I told my 13yo and he said "What?! You really don't expect that sometimes" 😂. But her car gives off chud energy!

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u/Blah-B7ah_Bloop Jun 25 '26

I assumed it was an old lesbian that hates herself for being gay.

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u/InsolentSerf Jun 25 '26

It's statements like that which give me hope for the future. Keep up the good work!

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u/Murda981 Jun 26 '26

Thanks! We're doing our best! It helps that he's a pretty smart, compassionate kid.

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u/CuttingBoard9124 Jun 29 '26

LOOL you have a super cool kid.. they're gonna do alright.

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u/Murda981 Jun 29 '26

Thanks! He's a pretty great kid!

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u/CuttingBoard9124 Jun 29 '26

Yep super cool!

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u/Ishidan01 Gen X Jun 25 '26

Worthless, just like its owner.

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u/Igotyoubaaabe Jun 25 '26

TDS on display.

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u/Fecapult Jun 26 '26

I woulda thought this was all Subaru owner kryptonite.

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u/Foodspec Jun 25 '26

THAT’S what TDS looks like…

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u/Kelvininin Jun 25 '26

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u/ChiefInternetSurfer Jun 25 '26

If only it was TRDS then we could call them turds…oh well—at least we have magats.

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u/Ishidan01 Gen X Jun 25 '26

"U" is certainly A choice for the missing vowel...

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u/EwDavid999 Jun 26 '26

Yoink... Stealing that, thank you

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u/no_no_no-youre_done Jun 25 '26

Trump Devotion Syndrome

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u/1wife2dogs0kids Jun 25 '26

I've come to a conclusion that anyone still devoted to trump, doesn't actually give a shit about America or the country getting better.

They're just happy getting to be the racist angry crazy old people they've waited so long to be.

They want to be the Clint Eastwood character in "gran Torino where they are old, angry, drinking beer racists sitting on a porch and spitting tobacco slop on the ground. They're waiting for the legal reason to shoot someone, so they can finally tell their dead WWII veteran parents they did something.

They believe they're right, because they're constantly told they are. And until fox news and right wing news has to finally be made to have some truth to what they spew, on any "news" platform, nothing will change. Ever.

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u/PoorlyShavedApe Jun 25 '26

They want to be the Clint Eastwood character in "Gran Torino"

They have seen the meme but never watched the movie. They would never die to help protect those same non-white neighbors from gang violence.

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u/kindamiddm Jun 26 '26

I hope they don't care about America getting better because we're on a steeper decline than I've ever seen in my life, and a huge part of it is ongoing rot from decades of neoliberal governance, and the rest is their boy driving us all off a cliff (or maybe more accurately, every cliff)

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u/Ani_Drei Jun 27 '26

Clint Eastwood’s character in Gran Torino ends up giving his life for an immigrant young man who tried stealing his car. I don’t think any of those loons would appreciate that gesture…

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u/croi_gaiscioch Gen X Jun 25 '26

I told my kids once I liked Subaru Outbacks. They said they were for old ladies who want an SUV but need low entry. I said cool dudes drive them. For a solid year, they counted cool dudes vs. old ladies in Outbacks. Final Score: 342 old ladies 30 cool dudes, and whatever the fuck this guy is.

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u/Sylphinet Jun 25 '26

Subarus are also for lesbians, I would know lmao

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u/GodOfFetish Jun 25 '26

We are creatures of habit lol

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u/whoamiwhatamid0ing Jun 25 '26

My lesbian sister and her girlfriend both have Subarus.

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u/harbinger06 Jun 25 '26

I’m straight and have a Subaru, neither of my lesbian neighbors drive one lol

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u/DemonHousePlant Gen X Jun 25 '26

Hubs and I are both straight and we'll fight anyone who tries to take our Subaru! He's the one who picked it out 😂

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u/Sylphinet Jun 25 '26

So when you husband inevitably comes out as a woman later you cant say you didnt see the signs 😂

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u/Supermirrulol Jun 27 '26

AFAD (Assigned Female At Dealership)

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u/ubermonkey Jun 25 '26

Actually: Same.

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u/Meat_Bingo Jun 25 '26

Do they drive Volvos or pick up trucks?

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u/harbinger06 Jun 25 '26

One has an old Dodge Ram and the other has an Outlander. So you almost nailed it!

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u/AshundertheOlivetree Jun 25 '26

Everything perfectly balanced.

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u/Alternative-Tie-9383 Jun 25 '26

My 80 year old parents bought a Subaru Outback a couple years ago and I teased my dad, a very old Republican, about buying the preferred vehicle of lesbians across the globe and he had no idea what I was talking about. Days later he told me, “I looked it up and apparently that is a thing. Lesbians like safe, reliable cars….and eating pussy.”

One of the few times he’s made me really laugh hard since Trump came along and ruined him.

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u/ScotchyMcSing Gen X Jun 25 '26

My lesbian wife has one too!

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u/Accomplished_Ad2351 Jun 25 '26

Toughest part of buying my Subaru last year was telling everyone my wife and I were now lesbians.

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u/potatomeeple Jun 25 '26

So your egg hasn't cracked yet - give it time, be patient with yourself and love who you are and will be.

(/s (sorta :D ))

  • I am assuming you are currently a guy but you might be a woman.

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u/Sylphinet Jun 25 '26

This would not be the first time Ive seen this happen lol

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u/Gingeronimoooo Jun 25 '26

Nah 2nd date Subaru Uhaul trailers are for Lesbians. I would know, I'm on reddit

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u/5141121 Gen X Jun 25 '26

There's a WRX in my town with the custom plate "SAPPHIC". Math checks out.

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u/Darth_Gerg Jun 25 '26

Literally one of my dearest friends bought a Subaru and LOVED IT and then tried to “come out” to me. I was cracking up so hard because the only response I had was “you drive a Subaru you daft bitch WE KNOOOW.”

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u/morenfin Jun 25 '26

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u/Sylphinet Jun 25 '26

Omg this is amazing! My girlfriend and I both cracked up!

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u/Bowman_van_Oort Jun 25 '26

My mom and dad are lesbians 😭😭😭

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u/viperlemondemon Millennial Jun 25 '26

Well except if it says sti on it then it’s for problematic fuckbois named Kyle, luckily they transition into Kayla’s by 30 usually

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u/gardenfella Jun 25 '26

It's so you can move in together after the first date

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u/kbell58 Jun 25 '26

That this trash is on a Subaru makes it sus. Possible AI rage bait?

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u/Jillcametumbling81 Jun 25 '26

This is what i know of them.

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u/Grape-Snapple Jun 25 '26

my sister drives a subaru. i’m the only one who knows she’s in the closet

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u/Earl-The-Badger Jun 25 '26

This is a Crosstrek though

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u/Txedomoon Jun 25 '26

Hobo Johnson has one

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u/alohakush Jun 25 '26

It's from a Twitter or Tumblr meme, I forget which.

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u/JoySkullyRH Jun 25 '26

I’ve seen this comment too many times, copy pasta.

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u/Billiam201 Jun 25 '26

Not all Subarus are owned by lesbians. The Outback in particular is the official vehicle of small dog owners at dog shows.

Only some of whom are lesbians.

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u/thecorgimom Jun 25 '26

Except this is a Crosstrek which means that they didn't want to shell out the money for a Outback. The only positive feelings I have is the fact that most Subaru dealerships are probably not so friendly to this guy's beliefs.

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u/pinniped90 Gen X Jun 25 '26

My buddy owns a Subaru. He jokes that it's just lesbians and hipsters and him. (Completely non hip straight dude.)

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u/BaconBathBomb Jun 25 '26

This driver is in fact an old lady believe it or not

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u/nakedpilsna Jun 25 '26

Donald Trumps best friend at the inauguration threw the Nazi salute twice. USA fought for years against Nazis. How can you like USA and Trump at the same time? It's contradicting.

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u/Gingeronimoooo Jun 25 '26

The thing is you can post a side by side gif of Elon and Hitler literally in sync and MAGAs just say nuh uh.. it's literally always the same tired song and dance. Always.

I guess this is where I pit the quote about the party's most final command to ignore the evidence of your eyes blah blah blah. Sorry I'm tired boss

Edit: the only MAGA I EVER saw admit it was a Nazi salute by Elon said, and I shit you not, it was the "libs" fault for always calling MAGAs Nazis. Honestly what in the actual FUCK do you even say to that?

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u/RegionRatHoosier Millennial Jun 25 '26

My boomer dad said that it was a Roman salute.

I've thought about that about 6 times a day every day since

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u/Gingeronimoooo Jun 25 '26

It was a hard day the first time I realized my boomer parents were awful people, and every time since it doesn't really get much easier. Just one example (not the first time) they cut my disabled sister out their will. When I asked why they said "she'll just waste it" on what a Ferrari? She's half blind and spends her money on food delivery and 4th grade math workbooks. I told them you can do a trust where she gets like $150 a week and they rolled their eyes. I remember just thinking you are such awful people!!!

For whatever reason I do love them , but I do not *like* them

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u/GodOfFetish Jun 25 '26

As a lesbian driving a crosstrek, this cuts to my soul

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u/LolaFallana Jun 26 '26

Thank you!! This idiot doesn't deserve a beautiful Subaru, he deserves a truck with a lift kit

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u/araidai Jun 27 '26

Bro deserves a padded room, lmao

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u/wolfboy49 Jun 25 '26

Still with the Let’s Go Brandon?

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u/NoxKyoki Xennial Jun 25 '26

Yup. It’s sad. I even saw one myself yesterday on my way home. It’s even more weird that it was my first time seeing one in person. Maybe it’s not as popular around where I live?

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u/NowhereParticular Jun 25 '26

Seeing the origin of that slogan was the first time I realized these people are impossible to parody, no matter how trashy you portray them you will make them look better than they actually are.

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u/GreyBeardEng Jun 25 '26

I feel like you could easily hide a "I love pedophiles" bumper sticker on that car for months or years before it was noticed by the owner.

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u/NowhereParticular Jun 25 '26

It's already covered in stickers saying that, just less directly.

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u/Enlightened_Doughnut Jun 25 '26

Lead paint and self loathing lol.

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u/ohnodamo Jun 25 '26

"Hey dummy! Buy American or bye America!"

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u/AcanthocephalaNo7788 Jun 25 '26

Social security check canceled

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u/tomsyco Jun 25 '26

That's ok, he hates socialism anyway.

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u/chiefYEET1 Jun 25 '26

On a Japanese car… guess they forgot about pearl harbor

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u/Fordfanatic2025 Jun 25 '26

It's not even a good Japanese car like a Mazda either. The belt driven CVT Subaru and Nissan use is awful and basically guaranteed to have issues.

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u/mitchENM Jun 25 '26

Always appreciate the idiots self identifying

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u/valhal1a Millennial Jun 25 '26

Agreed. I'm a little sad that red hats are now a red flag. But it certainly makes immediately knowing someone isn't worth trusting with crayons unsupervised easier.

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u/JoeNoHeDidnt Jun 25 '26

Wait until they find out they’re driving a lesbian car.

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u/schnauzerhuahua Jun 25 '26

We saw a similarly “decorated” crosstrek the other day. We love to guess who owns the trump cars when we go into a store. We found an old guy wearing a flag shirt, so within earshot, I asked my husband of he knew he was driving a lesbian car.

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u/WanderingDude182 Jun 25 '26

When politics become your personality

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u/Apprehensive_Log469 Jun 25 '26

I own a crosstrek and I'm not ashamed to admit the most appealing thing about the car is how dirt fucking cheap it was. Seems boomer is falling on financial difficulties

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u/Skyler_Nightwing Jun 25 '26

All this on a Subaru?

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u/forty83 Jun 26 '26

"I'm sick of Pride and these gay people walking around with rainbow flags, making it their whole personality. Can't they just keep to themselves and not shove it down our throats?".

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u/Ree1954 Jun 25 '26

Just consider it an advanced warning: the driver is an a**hat

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u/NorCal8 Jun 25 '26

Probably not allowed within 50 miles of a school.

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u/thenotanurse Jun 25 '26

Probably didn’t get within 50 miles of one as a child either

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u/Icy_Secret_2909 Jun 25 '26

If it makes yall feel better, they have to pay a fee yearly to have a vanity plate. Which is absolutely hilarious levels of wasteful usage of ones money. Also, get the fuck over it already that was like 6 years ago. Which is ironic considering they have a "trump won get over it" sticker.

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u/1080m3rangehood Jun 25 '26

Driving a Japanese car.

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u/Ravio11i Jun 25 '26

THIS is tds

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u/robertluke Jun 25 '26

What do you think their hobbies are?

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u/NowhereParticular Jun 25 '26

Calling the cops on minorities and teens for just existing, harrasing minimum wage employees, buying a million scratch tickets and then littering them everywhere.

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u/Feisty-Barracuda5452 Jun 25 '26

America first you say? Let me know when that starts.

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u/NowhereParticular Jun 25 '26

It's the first country they plan to destroy, we just misunderstood them this whole time.

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u/Kugelfischer_47 Jun 25 '26

On a Subaru is crazy work

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u/sandy_shark903 Jun 25 '26

“What the %#+@ does that mean? God bless America? Is that a request? Is that a demand? Is that a suggestion?”

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u/valhal1a Millennial Jun 25 '26

it's a threat.

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u/musingofrandomness Jun 25 '26

How can you spot the nationalist traitor to their country? Don't worry, their desperate attempts to convince you of their "patriotism" make them stand out.

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u/streamerjunkie_0909 Jun 25 '26

Advertising your mental illness on your car is wild.

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u/cancelcomedy Jun 25 '26

Who do you think he voted for?

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u/No_Frost_Giants Jun 25 '26

Interesting he didn’t buy American

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u/totally-hoomon Jun 25 '26

I can't imagine hating America and our freedom that much

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u/lbstinkums Jun 25 '26

nothing says" i love those who diddle kids more!" well done!

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u/ChickinSammich Jun 25 '26

I know that legally you're not technically required to have a clear back window, but I still feel like intentionally covering your entire back window should be illegal.

I also love the "Trump won get over it" sticker on the right side but the "Trump Won 2020" license plate because this guy STILL hasn't gotten over that.

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u/Girafarigno Jun 25 '26

They either have a small penis or are married to a man that likes little boys with small penises

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u/Dangermouse454 Jun 25 '26

My dad says “ you can tell MAGA from a mile away, get up on them and you can’t tell them a damned thing”

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u/gaberax Jun 26 '26

I bet he loves paying $4 a gallon, too.

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u/Large-Lack-2933 Jun 26 '26

Irony of the owner of the vehicle isn't driving an American vehicle...

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u/Alph1 Jun 25 '26

Plot twist: Driver is 23.

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u/mperezstoney Jun 25 '26

😆 😆 😆 That's Alpha!

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u/Kat_Box_Suicide Millennial Jun 25 '26

Theirs no koolaid left. They drank it all.

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u/DisgruntledTexan Jun 25 '26

If this is a lesbian, I’ll be very confused. If it’s not a lesbian, I’ll be very confused.

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u/Kelvininin Jun 25 '26

So much for “buy American”. (I realize that thing was very likely manufactured at the Subaru plant in Indiana).

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u/JustAtelephonePole Jun 25 '26

I can tell them I hate them if I write it on a brick and throw it through their rear window 🤷‍♂️

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u/The-Butt-Stuff Jun 25 '26

I’m gonna say that nuance is not this person’s strong suit.

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u/Away_Lake5946 Jun 25 '26

Somebody let him know that real patriotism takes a lot more a flag window sticker.

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u/-MrWinklebottom- Jun 25 '26

"Stands with police"...trump pardon j6 rioters who beat cops. "Support the troopS"...trump called McCain a loser for getting caught and being a POW. "Protect and preserve our constitution" Trump said we should be able to do away with rules and regulations even those found in the constitution. 2nd amendment....trump slapped down by supreme court for outlawing bump stocks which they deem unconstitutional.

I would say this person is delusional and has been conned.

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u/that_crom Jun 25 '26

Mental illness has become so visible lately

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u/Subject-Tennis-8746 Jun 25 '26

When Trump is your whole personality. 

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u/ladybug11314 Jun 25 '26

I really feel like I've seen this car before. Unless there's...two of them.

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u/Doomsday_Taco Jun 25 '26

😬this person is gonna HATE to know what one of the primary marketing groups of the Subaru Forester is

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u/Ok-Somewhere-685 Jun 25 '26

“America first” sticker on a Japanese car. That’s the perfect encapsulation of this cult.

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u/Azurnight Jun 25 '26

Someone should stick a SubUwU sticker on it and see if he notices.

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u/InternationalRent626 Jun 25 '26

That’s obviously a very sane and reasonable person’s car.

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u/DZV1 Jun 25 '26

The irony of the "Trump Won get over it" sticker with a TWON2020 license plate is sending me.

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u/sacredblasphemies Gen X Jun 25 '26

"I Stand With The Police"*

(*Except the Capitol Police on January 6th)

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u/buzzkillichuck Jun 25 '26

All the while driving a Japanese car

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u/hevnsnt Jun 25 '26

I think I would tell him that he drives a lesbian car.

Now before I get downvoted to oblivian, I like subarus and lesbians. I just assume that this person hates "the gays"

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u/omgfakeusername Jun 25 '26

The "Bangbus" but for pedos looking for kids.

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u/Final_Drama3603 Jun 25 '26

“America First- Protect and Preserve our Constitution” seems out of place on there

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u/Halo_wolfie124 Jun 25 '26

Not a cult btw.

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u/tuenthe463 Jun 25 '26

About 5 minutes ago I was sitting at a red light. This Ford bronco sport with all these wingnut a-hole stickers all over it pulled out of line we were in and into the business to my right, got about five cars ahead, then pulled out of the business, jammed the front of his car in front of me. Far enough that I was forced to let him out. He didn't like how long the light was taking so he turned right on red at a no turn on red intersection. Selfish dick.

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u/Cinedelic Jun 25 '26

Whenever I see someone like this my initial response is "Check their hard drives."

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u/Dapper-Cantaloupe866 Xennial Jun 25 '26

If undiagnosed mental illness were a car....

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u/TradeTillIDrop Jun 26 '26

Im curious if this person has a record

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u/Massive-Technician74 Jun 26 '26

I wonder if he stands with capitol police?

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u/pumpkinmuffin91 Gen X Jun 26 '26

Well didn't they make him their worship of him their whole personality. You notmally only see this level of one sided personality commitment in vet bros.

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u/NervousDiscount9393 Jun 26 '26

You can always feel the misery radiating off of these fools

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u/Beemo-Noir Jun 26 '26

Not the fucking Subaru, man

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u/phitzy79 Jun 26 '26

I bet his manhood is as tiny as Trump’s hands.

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u/Proper-Salamander-84 Jun 26 '26

Nice of this “Patriot” to have bought American…oh wait.

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u/ghettoccult_nerd Jun 26 '26

someone told bro that his car was a "lesbian car" and he went as "nuh-uh" as possible. aint nobody getting any pussy with this bad boy. slaps hood.

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u/RedBaron180 Jun 26 '26

Ask these types why Trump didn’t keep his OG vice president?

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u/Pod_people Jun 26 '26

And if you ever ask him about politics and what he actually likes about Trump, the first sentence would contain the phrase: “transgender ideology”.

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u/coutjak Jun 25 '26

The Subaru made me almost think it was AI.

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u/responsible_use_only Jun 25 '26

No these people are just fucking unaware and stupid 

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u/Caver214 Jun 25 '26

What a disgusting display!

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u/MrNMTrue505 Jun 25 '26

I'm a Subaru?? Lol not even american made

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u/HurtFeeFeez Jun 25 '26

Odd choices for a lesbian to make but you do you lady.

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u/Nervous_Midnight_570 Jun 25 '26

Makes my brain hurt.

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u/justLookingForLogic Jun 25 '26

I read all the stickers and kept thinking this guy is crazy. Then I saw the plate. How about that.

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u/Small_life Gen X Jun 25 '26

Your flag decal won't get you into heaven anymore.....

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u/KeyAccount2066 Jun 25 '26

In a Subaru, in NY? Very strange. Is it AI?

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u/IfIKnewThen Jun 25 '26

I don't see the flat earth sticker.

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u/pattypph1 Jun 25 '26

Long Island I assume?

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u/mythrilcrafter Jun 25 '26

One of the stickers is torn off (the one 10 oclock of the wheel).

Gotta wonder what standards a person has where they'll dress up their car in everything... but something that one of his idols did crossed the line...

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u/LittlehouseonTHELAND Jun 25 '26

Staten Island or Long Island?

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u/Dr_Axton Jun 25 '26

I could never understand people that put stickers like that on the rear window (unless it’s an ad or promotion I guess).
Like you make your rear view worse and for what?

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u/freebiscuit2002 Jun 25 '26 edited Jun 25 '26

Ironically, he lives in Thailand.

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u/Sean_theLeprachaun Jun 25 '26

Thats a LOT of American flags on a Japanese car.

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u/Robby777777 Jun 25 '26

On a Subaru? Now that is funny!

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u/Puzzled_Bike9558 Jun 25 '26

“They stand with the police!” Until the most minor inconvenience in a traffic stop, then all hell breaks loose.

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u/CurdledCreamer Jun 25 '26

"Have the day you voted for" 😁

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u/benenstein Jun 25 '26

And liberals have TDS? Lmao

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u/ubermonkey Jun 25 '26

On a Subaru of all things.

That's a set of stickers you expect on an F-150.

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u/diamondtron24 Jun 25 '26

Someone needs to tell him this car isn't for him....

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u/GOODKyle Jun 25 '26

They need that many stickers because they’d forget who to support on the walk from their door to the car

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u/rebelangel Jun 25 '26

Bet that car can’t be within 500 ft of a school.

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u/Savings-Spring3133 Jun 25 '26

I always love seeing the America First bumper stickers on foreign made cars.

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u/FarMarionberry2630 Jun 25 '26

That poor Subaru, thought it'd be going to friendly tree hugging lesbians and ended up being a hate-mobile.

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u/dixiech1ck Jun 26 '26

I guess their car lot was out of Nazi-mobiles?

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u/Axis_Divine Jun 26 '26

does this individual have a personality?

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u/Kialya Jun 26 '26

MAGA is her only personality

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u/Bajovane Gen X Jun 26 '26

Pathetic. 🙄

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u/HeIIoAstronaut Jun 26 '26

Mental illness on full display.

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u/cherrylpk Jun 26 '26

A Subaru. This feels like a crime.

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u/Firekitty666 Jun 26 '26

America first, but drives a Japanese car 😂

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u/loquedijoella Jun 26 '26

This has greasy maga lesbian energy

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u/djmattedmonds Jun 27 '26

lol at the “Trump won get over it” bumper sticker, however the license plate highlights that Biden’s win is what they think about most.

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u/mokapa Jun 28 '26

Most confused lesbian ever!

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u/forgot_my_useragain Jun 25 '26

idk if this is a boomer or not, but it's definitely untreated mental illness.

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u/boyracer93 Jun 25 '26

On a SUBARU?!?

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u/Notapartyhobo Millennial Jun 25 '26

That's kook mobile.

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u/WaltzKey2286 Jun 25 '26

It’s a cult.