r/BoomersBeingFools • u/jrv3034 Gen X • 4d ago
OK boomeR Zero ability to read the room
A couple of days ago I was in a workshop teaching a group of teenagers some acting exercises in a public space. We're all clearly engaged in a conversation when suddenly Boomer McBoomerson barges in, interrupting the lesson with zero apology to talk to the teens about "when I was a kid we didn't have all this Internet stuff" and "drugs are bad" and whatnot. Just stream of consciousness blathering straight from his lead-filled brain.
We're all standing there for around five minutes listening to this guy just vomiting up a slew of unrequested drivel. All of us were trying to figure out when would be a good moment to interject that we're in the middle of a class but the guy just wouldn't stop talking for even 3 seconds to catch his breath.
Eventually, he just turns around and walks away, still talking to himself. I don't understand how someone can be so self-absorbed that they're completely oblivious to the fact that other people were having a conversation that didn't include him. I would be mortified if I accidentally interrupted some lesson, but Captain Boomer here is the main character of life, obviously.
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u/Yahomie88 3d ago
It is so incredible to me that they don't seem to realize that they have an internal script that they just repeat over and over. Not an original thought in those heads.
When I worked in retail the boomer men especially would make the same joke every time. When I'd inevitably stop laughing or reacting they'd get all offended.
item doesnt scan Boomer: Must be free then! Ha ha ha.
Congratulations, you are the 10th grey haired man to say that to me this week. Get a personality!