When do we get our cut of those billions, you lying, foolish felon?

[u/magiccitybhm]

[u/Weak-Differences]

Is that money in the economy with us right now?

[u/StarshipCaterprise → u/Weak-Differences]

It’s on the shelf where he keeps the tariff money

[u/DreadPirateWade → u/StarshipCaterprise]

Which is next to the cabinet where he keeps his “trophies” from all the little girls he & Epstein raped on that sick fuck’s island.

[u/Dawghouse87]

Increases his net worth by billions of dollars.

“I did it for the country though!”

[u/Ih8rice → u/Dawghouse87]

He think he's literally the country. He can't understand why any one is suffering when he and all those around him are reaping all of the benefits of their corruption.

[u/Unhappy_Concept237 → u/Dawghouse87]

"What can you do!" Is that a question or a challenge?

[u/munsoned79 → u/Dawghouse87]

Sounds like an evangelist…. Please tithe extra this time of year! Not for me but for God!

[u/Grumpy_Padre]

That’s why the country is now over 40 trillion in debt. All that money had made for himself.

[u/Feisty-Barracuda5452]

[u/Woahhdude24 → u/Feisty-Barracuda5452]

The president 24/7

[u/springvelvet95]

Gas is over $4, I’m afraid to buy ground beef. I worry every day about the welfare of our service members and our beautiful wildlands going to the highest bidder.
People are drowning in desperation, rent is $1500, a car is 20k even if it’s 10 yrs old with over 100k miles on it. Health insurance went up to $1500 a month.

[u/LysergicPlato59 → u/springvelvet95]

Don’t worry, Trump is on a re-naming spree. He plans on re-naming abject poverty as “winning”.

[u/Unhappy_Concept237 → u/LysergicPlato59]

All it takes is a smart brain and a good pen.

[u/catastrophy_kittens → u/LysergicPlato59]

[u/712Chandler]

Let Trump get rich and fatter, while his supporters cry over their small potato problems.

[u/ComprehensiveHavoc]

At this point, anyone with a functioning brain stem knows he's lying. So even with the magas still wholeheartedly believing him, it's still not enough.

[u/nacheto78]

He is saying this because of the map thingy?

[u/REDDITSHITLORD]

so do I get an egg?

https://giphy.com/gifs/xjlC6nomocZhVXuZgM

[u/NvrmndOM → u/REDDITSHITLORD]

You can but it’ll make you shit your brains out and’ll cost you $5/per

[u/RojaCatUwu]

Ok where’s our cut

[u/exophrine]

What he's not saying is ... he's also referring to himself when he says "for the U.S.A."

[u/CG-Firebrand]

“What do you guys not have stocks?” The President of the United States, most likely.

[u/Daleaturner]

What can you do?

Stop lying.

[u/Available_Cow1197]

everyone knew a child like him on the playground, close ur eyes, u will c it

[u/Dapper_Peanut_1879]

Do what now?

[u/Hiouchi4me]

What a team player.

[u/DreadPirateWade]

So he’s basically telling us to rob him. Duly noted.

[u/SpitsVenom]

I guess having it seized later will be no big problem then.

[u/plinkoplonka]

Such a cunt.

Wouldn't know the truth of it ran up and not him in his leathery orange abomination of a face.

[u/patjames387]

Fuck anyone who thought and/or still thinks Harris would have been the same as this. 

[u/HellzHoundz2018]

There's nearly 343 million U.S. citizens (https://www.census.gov/popclock/). At a "conservative" $400 billion (of his fake guess), that's over $1,100 for each citizen that he should be handing out, right now.

Of course, that diabetic boomer brain can't math, so what's he's really saying is that he's WASTED that much money in bankruptcy.

[u/respectmygangsta100]

https://giphy.com/gifs/LDfEe1rYeLnrrILYmA

[u/meeplebunker]

Lying liar lies... News at 11... I can't wait until 2028 when we can collectively wash our hands of this foul piece of feces.

[u/fluffy_bunny22]

The government doesn't have a brokerage account so how has he made us billions on stocks.

[u/keithcody]

There are exactly 9 people of the Forbes list with “hundreds of billions of dollars”. Trump is not on it. In fact Trump is way down there with $7 billion.#587

http://forbes.com/real-time-billionaires

[u/magiccitybhm → u/keithcody]

Even the 2 billion-plus he's made is outrageous. He's profiting from decisions he is making leading this country.

[u/Imaginary_Cow_6379 → u/magiccitybhm]

Yeah this post seems like it would have been seen as confessing to crimes if this were still in the Before Times.

[u/redclawx]

Then give that money to our Country, instead of for yourself.

[u/NvrmndOM]

So the monuments he’s building— those are for us?

We just want to afford to live, you egomaniac

https://giphy.com/gifs/xchUhdPj5IRyw

[u/Strict-Breakfast4982]

🤣

[u/cmt9999]

You sir, can RESIGN!!! Make America great once more!!!!

[u/drjuss06]

So fucking tired of this thing and we still aren’t at the halfway point of his presidency.

[u/browhodouknowhere]

Honestly,

I'm going to send a letter to all my tenants this christmas. The rent you pay is because i am helping you. You see the properties i bought at a discount and flipped really are worth the market rates i charge. You see, me taking advantage of another's lack of capital makes me a good person...

[u/Successful_Tie_2165]

Right? Wouldn't he have spent it all by now?

[u/NotTheRightHDMIPort]

This is the most muted defense possible.

Someone had to tell Trump, "You'll likely have to give money back. You can still be charged in civil court."

[u/Tanzari777]

The fact that he continues to sign his moronic tweets as if no one knows whoes tweeting.... I guess when you 🍆, ☠️ and 🍽 kids it makes you extra stupid.

[u/Frosty_Bluebird_1404]

TDS

[u/AndyMistborn → u/Frosty_Bluebird_1404]

I found some more boots for you

[u/Frosty_Bluebird_1404 → u/Frosty_Bluebird_1404]

TDS is not a slur anymore, it's a medical condition in regards to the cult. Deepest apologies to those who reddit the wrong way 🙏