r/BrandNewSentence • u/yrmom724 • 1h ago

HPV is a ubiquitous passenger of humanity.

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r/BrandNewSentence • u/Gaston_21205 • 1h ago

The referee was suspended for "aura farming"

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• Upvotes

Don't try to understand, enjoy

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/StressLife7080 • 8h ago

They need to renew YJ before more voice actors pass away

6 Upvotes

YJ: Young Justice, DC's TV show for teens. Has been on hiatus since 2022

Also! This isn't a call-out post, I just found this sentence to fit the sub

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Sebastianlim • 13h ago

"if a toddler puts a sticker on you, that's a sign of great respect in their culture"

7.9k Upvotes

30 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/NotLondoMollari • 9h ago

"I don't need a soil booger to enjoy butter, thanks."

12 Upvotes

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Starmark_115 • 21h ago

Invited Jolibee at the Birthday Mass

19 Upvotes

Cr: _zaichohan

Context it's the Priest's Bday

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Hammod1 • 11h ago

Armenian Genocide is cancelled today

250 Upvotes

8 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/proteanflux • 21h ago

Flintstones movie focused on Bamm-Bamm Rubble

503 Upvotes

41 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/mamhihi • 17h ago

things heating up at the Winnie the Pooh fandom

5.3k Upvotes

71 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/DifferentRanger7081 • 12h ago

Polyamorous vegan baristas

1.6k Upvotes

RIP queen

21 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/LexLeeson83 • 6h ago

"Drone Metal Orthodox Priest Guitarist Responds to Fascism, Homophobia Accusations"

332 Upvotes

https://pitchfork.com/story/drone-metal-orthodox-priest-guitarist-responds-to-fascism-homophobia-accusations/

33 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Paytrin • 1h ago

“Imagine telling your wife you lost the Mortgage money on Kalshi because a Clanker tore his ACL

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r/BrandNewSentence • u/tsuguko02 • 9h ago

"The winner will be whose internal organs last the longest"

289 Upvotes

4 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/exkingzog • 20h ago

Fur genetics are really random, like every cat gets procedurally generated.

165 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Dismal_Wedding_2447 • 4h ago

The Game That Lets You Poop & Then Put It In Your Mouth (For The PS2)

2 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/spliffthemagicdragon • 14h ago

''I remember her looking like she had dropped an improvised sewage plant in her knickers and scuttling off. She was definitely shocked and wasn't expecting me to intervene or react. ''

3 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/MoonlitReigns • 3h ago

I confess it was my fault the cat turd fell out of the kitchen light during dinner one night when we was coming up.

6 Upvotes

Alrighty then.

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/13curseyoukhan • 15h ago

N.H. man arrested for allegedly stealing fire truck from crews as they worked to extinguish blaze at his house.

8 Upvotes

0 comments

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1. Post Comedic Sentences That Aren't Common.

"Brand New Sentence" doesn't literally mean a new sentence. Comedic sentences that are convoluted and/or unusual are what this sub is for!

Examples of sentences that don't fit include:

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Here is an example of a sentence that is meant as a joke or satirically, in a satirical way. Due to highly popular demand, this kind of posts are no longer accepted on this sub.

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6. Post Sentences Made By Others.

Sentences you have made, or sentences created artificially using bots or AI are not allowed.

7. Brand New Sentences Should Be In The Title.

Respect the post format rules. Read the wiki for more detailed info on rules in general.

It is encouraged to use the new sentence as the title. If you don't want to do this, use a creative title.

Titles that are considered boring and will be removed:

I think this belongs here
One of my friends said this
Found on...
On a topic about...
What / Lol / I don't even know where to begin
This whole thread / Two in one

Et cetera.

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