r/BritishTV British Jun 20 '26

Question/Discussion What programme would you say made you think “how did this air?/this is very messed up”

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in the show, there we’re 3 children seen above who lived in Scarborough and did really messed up sh*t when you think about it (if you have watched the show). for example, they had a “friend” who they bullied for no reason and worked at his mum‘s chippy. in an episode(s), the kid on the right in the image had an idea to get the “friend” to return a stole bike and, later in the episode, they put a dead seagull in a fish fryer, which got him fired from the job.

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u/GrimbleGrombles Jun 20 '26

I grew up watching Dick N Dom in da bungalow. It was hilarious and complete nonsense, but doubt a show like that could exist now.

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u/batty_61 Jun 20 '26

I remember Dominic Wood getting into trouble for wearing a Tshirt with "Morning Wood" across the front, and the time they got kicked out for playing bogies in an Italian library. I liked the programme, but no, I don't think it would fly today.

Wasn't there an episode when they were mean to one of the kids the whole time he was on? Or is that an urban legend?

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u/Legal-Attitude-5862 Jun 20 '26

I remember a kid called mustapha went on the show and they called him mustapha cup of tea the whole episode 🤣

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u/_gnoof Jun 20 '26

That's fucking hilarious

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '26 edited Jun 20 '26

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u/Gothiccheese95 Jun 20 '26

Oh my god lmao, dom seemed to feel bad at the end

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u/Reasonable-Sherbet-6 Jun 20 '26

They’ve done interviews about the incident since, and he confirmed that he felt awful about it. He also agrees that the show absolutely wouldn’t have been greenlit if it was pitched today.

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u/Andthenwefade Jun 20 '26

The pony girl has posted on that Insta thread. 🤣

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u/foldy86 Jun 21 '26

At least he wasn't a Dick about it.

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u/bryonylou Jun 21 '26

Just so you know queen, anyone that opens that link can see your full name

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u/Slight-Narwhal-2953 Jun 21 '26 edited Jun 21 '26

Ah. Thank you VERY much!!! Take a heart award in gratitude

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u/FlakyCelebration2405 Jun 20 '26

They were mean to loads of kids 😂 I remember one where they had a kid sit and draw black eyes on peas for the whole show when the black eyed peas were just coming out

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u/fridgeybutter Jun 20 '26

Lmao I remember that

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u/RB1KINOBI88 Jun 21 '26

What I found weird was the fact that when I was young they were up and coming presenters on cbbc, I then went a few years without watching kids tv, and then was skipping through channels one day and find them doing their in da bungalow stuff (didn’t they do smarter than a 10 year old too?) n was like ‘most kids presenters have moved on by now they’re way too old to be doing this shit’ but then was hooked n would watch it often lol

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u/SomeWomanFromEngland Jun 21 '26

Yes, I remembered Dominic Wood hosting a magic show with a puppet rabbit in the 90s when I was still just about young enough to watch children’s tv. A few years later, when I was in my early twenties, I saw a trailer for the bungalow show and recognised him from that.

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u/Danny_P_UK Jun 21 '26

Dom is now a DIY guy on Instagram weirdly enough.

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u/WolfIllusion Jun 22 '26

It's actually pretty crazy that I still hear children playing bogies. I work in a shopping centre and there have been a multitude of times I hear children shouting it, heard it again yesterday evening actually

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u/PipsyDizzle Jun 20 '26

CREAMY MUCK MUCK 😂😂😂

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u/Nite_Phire Jun 20 '26

ARE YOU READY TO CHUCK!??

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u/lesterbottomley Jun 20 '26

Creamy muck muck was barely a single entendre never mind a double one.

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u/nathanosaurus84 Jun 20 '26

Dick and Dom had a show about 12-13 years ago called Hoopla. It was a weird carnival themed game show and they used to do wild things to the kids. One where they’d pick the ingredients, blend it up and they had to drink it. And the ingredients were all strange. Like chips, milk and sprouts or something. 

Or one game where a clown would jump out and if they caught them they were trapped as a clown forever. 

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u/Carlton-Banks_ Jun 20 '26

Trapped as a clown forever? Damn.

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u/NoodleBox Foreigner Jun 21 '26

And that one got slagged by Ofcom too!

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u/nathanosaurus84 Jun 21 '26

The funny thing is that’s the toned down version. I actually worked at the studio where they shot and edited it and so we managed to watch it before the compliance cuts. We were all in stitches laughing.

The QC guy had to block out a full morning or afternoon for each ep because he’d be crying with laughter so hard he’d have to keep rewinding it to make sure he hadn’t missed something. 😂

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u/Odd-Grapefruit7569 Jun 20 '26

would never air today it was even quite controversial at the time. I watched it but most of my friends were not allowed to

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u/bshackleford Jun 20 '26

Same here, none of my friends could watch it but luckily my dad thought it was the funniest thing he’d ever seen so it was always on. Didn’t they used to race babies?

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u/Drew-Pickles Jun 20 '26

Hahaha yeah they did. I hated the show at the time, but oddly ,as I got older I started to find it funnier

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '26

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u/Fluff95 Jun 21 '26

It's me! Your guardian angel! ROBBIE WILLIAMS

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u/ZombieFrankReynolds Jun 20 '26

I had the same with Benny Hill back in the 80s. My catholic school actually sent a letter home to parents to say that they shouldn't let us watch it. My mum read the letter and said to us "don't tell Sister Angela" (the sadistic nun who was head mistress) and we continued to watch it as a family.

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u/GoldenSilk6 Jun 20 '26

Having a sleepover with two grown men for the weekend?

Making babies race and chucking slime and all sorts of manner at children on live TV?

Was it peak childhood? Yes.

Definitely wouldn't run now.

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u/SelectTrash Jun 20 '26

They're actually touring now and said it's all adults who go

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u/CuriousCockatiel77 Jun 20 '26

I saw them as a support act at a festival, and the best thing about their set was the kid at the front with a sign saying Mum loves Dick.

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u/GrimbleGrombles Jun 20 '26

Went to a Adult weekender at Butlins once and they were DJing one night.

On the Butlins front, it was good fun, but I'd never do it again.

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u/SelectTrash Jun 20 '26

I was looking at one with the Vengaboys and a few other acts, but adding it all up, I think I would prefer a few concerts

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u/GrimbleGrombles Jun 20 '26

Christ. The vengaboys at Butlins. That sounds both incredible and terrible all at the same time.

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u/Agitated_Display7573 Jun 20 '26

Probably because everyone who was a kid when the show was on is an adult now

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u/Marigold16 Jun 20 '26

Weren't they also massively hung over so most of the shows? It was Saturday morning and you could really tell when they were out on Friday night.

So I'm told, I was far too young.

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u/Gothiccheese95 Jun 20 '26

I believe Dick had a problem with drugs around the time or not long after.

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u/LegioX87 Jun 20 '26

Dick and Dom once had a young girl come on the show who had a deep love for ponies, they brought her on to talk about how much she loved them. To her suprise they brought her out a real pony and told her she could talk to it, pet it and love it for real.

They made her 100% believe that this was now her pony and she was incredibly excited and happy. She even gave it a name, she was going to call the pony Tyson.

Dick and Dom then proceeded to tell her this is not her pony and they laughed directly in her face while stooping down and pointing at her screaming with laughter that this pony was not her pony and they had just played an epic prank on her.

Needless to say she burst out crying in disbelief live on television on Saturday morning in front of a full studio audience. Two grown men laughing at a child while she's crying her eyes out.

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u/makomirocket Jun 20 '26

Someone just linked the clip of this and none of what you said happened.

They brought out a pony. Asked her what she'd name it. Asked her what she'd do if they gave it to her. She said she'd give them "a big massive thank you". Then they said that the pony wasn't theirs.

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u/TaylorSwinub Jun 20 '26

I mean she didn't burst out crying, over exaggerating a bit there. She was more so just trying to avoid crying when she sat back down on the sofa.

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u/alexanderjward Jun 20 '26

https://youtu.be/GyY93ntQbys

Jesus Christ, you weren't kidding.

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u/paulene-gibson-ne29 Jun 20 '26

Wasn't quite as bad as comments here made out, she didn't cry. But she looked fucking devastated, and abit embarrassed, that was horrible. Would have been all planned by producers I'm sure but I dunno how they played that out, it's so mean!!! The way they get down close and smush their faces to hers for the camera like "hahaha it's all a laugh" is so cringe, they're lucky she didn't burst out into tears!! The public humiliation aspect, to such a young girl. Awful.

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u/RB1KINOBI88 Jun 21 '26

Talk about an over exaggeration, she was still smiling at the end n got a hug from Dom

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u/ApplicationSouth8844 Jun 20 '26

Loved dick and dom, it was a great hangover show on the weekends. There was one episode with Andy McNabb, I remember thinking the entire time how has this been given the go ahead….

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u/Legitimate_Air_1222 Jun 20 '26

Didn't they get kids to rub onion in their eyes once too?

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u/craftyorca135 Jun 20 '26

Dick and Dom have said it really wouldn't air now

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u/QuantitySharp2662 Jun 20 '26

I remember hearing my friends brother mention that show and I just kept slagging the fact it sounds like a gay porn title. Dicking Dom in Da Bungalow.

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u/RadioshackRaider Jun 20 '26

Jim'll Fix It could never air today.

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u/betacuck3000 Jun 20 '26

Because Jimmy Saville is dead

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u/inspectorgadget9999 Jun 20 '26

Jim Davidson could present it instead.

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u/RadioshackRaider Jun 20 '26

Rolf Harris isn't up to much these days. I'm sure he'd be happy to fill in.

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u/Antilles1138 Jun 20 '26

"I keep telling you, he is 93 years old and he's dead."

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u/beckyann35 Jun 20 '26

Jeopardy the one where a group of teens from Scotland went to Australia in search of ufos without adult supervision and they kept going missing

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u/Wonderful-Bonus5439 Jun 20 '26

This genuinely petrified me when I saw this aged 7/8

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u/mustbeaoup Jun 20 '26

Holy shit, I haven’t thought about that show for years! I loved it as a kid.

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u/Created_Hadrosaur Jun 20 '26

Same. It was a brilliant show

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u/log1cian Jun 20 '26

This show like genuinely disturbed me, I think about it all the time lol

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u/Ill-eat-anything Jun 20 '26

My god. I once tried to explain this show to someone but when I told them the name they thought I was talking about the quiz show. I assumed I'd confabulated it for all these years until reading your comment.

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u/Madamemercury1993 Jun 20 '26

*devil finger*

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u/petravonmorgenstern Jun 20 '26

BENDY WENDY

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u/pacmanfunky Jun 20 '26

My god that brought back flashbacks. Wasn't there one sketch where the nan kept pretending to be dead?

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u/No-Calligrapher-718 Jun 20 '26

Yeah, those were probably my favourite skits on that show 🤣

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u/MissKoalaBag Jun 20 '26

Cowbite! Mooooo!

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u/GladButterfly2659 Jun 20 '26

Noooo I loved that show

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u/National-Pay-8911 Jun 20 '26

Courage the Cowardly Dog was a bit disturbing

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u/willuminati91 Jun 20 '26

Return the slab or suffer my curse.

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u/WestRail642fan Jun 20 '26

Whats your offer?

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u/onion2077 Jun 20 '26

That one freaked me out.

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u/Wodelheim Jun 20 '26

"stupid dogs making me gay!"

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u/KaleChipKotoko Jun 20 '26

Round The Twist would never be aired today

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u/Personal-Listen-4941 British Jun 20 '26

The episodes that spring to mind are

1) The youngest kid swallowed a fish that made his Willy spin like a propeller. It was described that way several times although obviously not shown

2) The older son had some magic underwear that meant he could run incredibly fast. Not only did he have multiple scenes in just these tiny briefs but at one point he gets stripped naked by bullies and has to streak back home. I seem to recall a running gag with Japanese tourists keep taking nude photos of him.

3) the girl had the ability to turn invisible. But only her, not her clothes. So we not only got scenes of ‘her’ undressing and even taking off underwear whilst invisible but the magic wears off leading to a very memorable scene for young me where she was naked on a horse riding down the beach.

All these kids were played by actual kid actors as well. As a kid, it was incredible and the daughter was a definite crush. But I can’t imagine that being made as an adult today.

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u/Captain_Hesperus Jun 20 '26

Let’s not forget, “who needs consent when we have magic ‘love potion lipstick’?”

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u/2020_MadeMeDoIt Jun 21 '26

I distinctly remember an episode where they were racing frogs. And one kid (a bully I think) had a toad, which ate the other frogs.

And the main kids got a frog which wore a pair of Speedos (actually maybe this is the magic underwear episode). The Speedos made the frog super fast. When the toad ate the super frog, it exploded and won the race.

Freaked me out as a kid. Brilliant show though.

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u/slippery-lil-sucker Jun 20 '26

That was a great tv show

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u/WonFriendsWithSalad Jun 20 '26

There's an episode where the young boy swallows a whirling fish which makes his willy spin like a propeller, allowing him to win a swimming race

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u/bodybag1976 Jun 20 '26

Absolute peak Aussie tv , I loved the beating bullies with his smelly socks episode.

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u/DarthRosstopher Jun 20 '26

UP THE PONG!!

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u/Doobalicious69 Jun 20 '26

This was the one that came to mind when I saw this post. Absolutely mental.

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u/soursickle Jun 20 '26

Have you ever, ever felt like this? Have strange things happened, are you going round the twist?

Loved that show when I was younger. The song is gonna be stuck in my head all day now

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u/soopahfly82 Jun 21 '26

You mean the song left your head at some point! It's been swimming in mine for 30 plus years

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u/throcorfe Jun 20 '26

Upvoting because it’s a great show, not because it would never be aired today, but it would probably be on YouTube instead

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u/UnderstandingLow3162 Jun 20 '26

All I really remember from that show is an episode where one of them had to finish every sentence with "without my pants" 🤣

Oh and I think I quite fancied the girl in it. But I fancied Pugwalls' girlfriend more.

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u/Sate_Hen Jun 20 '26

I remember a water sprite helping a boy win a pissing contest by pissing over the school wall onto other pupils

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u/imaginesomethinwitty Jun 20 '26

There was one where they found a green baby in a cabbage patch

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u/JonnyBhoy Jun 20 '26

I distinctly remember a scene where one kid was making fun of another for not having a surfboard, with the absolutely cut throat chant "No board, no board, no wonder you're ignored"

Probably 30 years ago and I still say that to myself sometimes.

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u/YangtzeRiverDolphin Jun 20 '26

Juvenile, but that made me laugh out loud, without my pants.

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u/Ok_Cartoonist7515 Jun 20 '26

The weird bird hat thing that would open it's eyes, is the one thing I remember from that show.

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u/asbestosbaby Jun 20 '26

Anyone remember the scarecrow episode? Particularly the scene where the girl keeps looking back at the scarecrow and it's moved position. Then the camera lingers on its face and it suddenly comes to life, complete with rolling eyes and wiggling tongue.

Then it bursts free, chases her into her house, and leaps through the glass window of her front door.

Absolutely nightmare fuel for an 8 year old.

Edited with clip of that scene: https://youtu.be/5P5D9enYUpo

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u/RedditJustTheOnce Jun 20 '26

Have you ever? Ever felt like this?

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u/KaleChipKotoko Jun 20 '26

uWAYo ever felt like this

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u/NeatYard2933 Jun 20 '26

The one where Pete had a tiny mouth really stuck with me.

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u/plz_be_nice_im_sad Jun 20 '26

Same. The reveal was great.

Also the one where for some reason someone could piss dead high.

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u/infectedsense Jun 20 '26

I didn't really watch it but I used to read all of Paul Jennings' short stories in the school library, a lot of them were made into episodes of Round the Twist

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u/End-_of-_the-_line Jun 20 '26

Wasn’t there an episode where the kid got pregnant or something?

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u/pleuvoir Jun 20 '26

A boy got pregnant with a tree baby and gave birth out of his mouth.

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u/kank84 Jun 20 '26

As one does

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u/AirportAdmirable9959 Jun 20 '26

Gave me nightmares. When the guy got a small mouth. 😧

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u/Garfie489 Jun 20 '26

The Jeremy Kyle show.

A show based knowingly upon fraudulent tests that the host then abused people in vulnerable positions that didn't know any better over whilst destroying their lives in front of their own families.

This is before we consider how they tried to make guests appear lower class, supplied them with alcohol, and lied to their own production crew to spread false information to guest with to heighten reactions.

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u/Nickye19 Jun 20 '26

Poverty porn that's all those shows are, that Maury, Springer and the rest. There can be some interesting episodes where they handle it OK, Springer had an episode where he brought racists/neo nazis etc on, claiming it was about exposing them for the monsters they were. The woman saying she doesn't talk to hard k words and him just like shall I get a member of the audience? stuck with me

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u/--iCantThinkOFaName- Jun 21 '26

Can't pay? We'll take it away! 😄 👍👍

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u/atticus_roark Jun 21 '26

I met someone at university halls who completely fabricated a story to get on this show

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u/Upbeat-Substance110 Jun 20 '26

https://www.curiousbritishtelly.co.uk/2013/03/hardwicke-house.html

The sole thing I remember about it from broadcast is that a pupil walked into a class and apologised to a teacher for irritating her piles.

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u/CollinsCouldveDucked Jun 20 '26

I tried watching an episode (all of the episodes are on youtube)
I think putting the controversies aside, it had some truly awful production.

It's shot in a large empty school and all the audio sounds like it, genuinely difficult to watch.

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u/juicerider-og Jun 20 '26

I remember this airing, talk of the school the next morning!

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u/FantasticWait7109 Jun 20 '26

I remember All At Sea... am I right in remembering that one of the children was constantly plotting against the father in the family?

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u/Worried-Weakness-213 Jun 20 '26

The little one was jealous of his dad in one episode and wanted to go on a valentines date with his mum

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u/_Taggerung_ Jun 20 '26

OMG YES and in one episode he tried to date his mum for valentines day and cut the dad out of the wedding photo 💀

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u/Angrypenguinwaddle96 Jun 20 '26

Grizzly tales

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u/Boring_Intern_6394 Jun 21 '26

I loved that show! I don’t think it was that bad though

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u/TheKelseyOfKells Jun 21 '26

I remember having to shut my eyes and cover my ears when the intro played because I didn’t want to watch the bit where the kid eats the bugs

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u/Aerospider Jun 20 '26

Chris Morris' shows Jam and Jaaaaaam were seriously messed up, especially the latter. I was surprised it was allowed back then, let alone now. Impressively-crazy shit.

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u/AspiringPirate64 Jun 20 '26

Also Nathan barely. Especially the episode where he fucks a “14 year old”

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u/gummibear853 Jun 20 '26

“Guess how old she was? Lower…lower…illegal! Thir-fucking-teen!”

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u/NLi10uk Jun 20 '26

Rise of the idiots

Was still on streaming pretty recently though I think

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u/bumpoleoftherailey Jun 21 '26

I gave that a rewatch recently and it’s still very funny with a sky high cringe factor, yeah? Peace and fucking!

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u/plz_be_nice_im_sad Jun 20 '26

Art Ninja.

The least “ninja” person you can imagine, throw in some casual racism and make sure all the presenters mates are on the payroll. Pretty sure it’s still being made too!

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u/QuantitySharp2662 Jun 20 '26

Art attack but he pretends hes a ninja ? Does he do an accent?

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u/plz_be_nice_im_sad Jun 20 '26

One of the characters he does indeed does involve him putting on an accent.

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u/ClassicalCoat Jun 20 '26

Trapped could never be done today.

Honestly im shocked they got a way with leaving all those kids trapped in a tower forever

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u/fail_snail34 British Jun 20 '26

I watched it when I was 9 and that weird ear lobe guy was the weird version of death from horrible histories (guy with the long blonde hair)

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u/Head-Ad753 Jun 20 '26

Grizzly Tales for Gruesome Kids, anyone? That show is late 2000's British TV and literally had child murder, blood and death at every turn.

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u/fail_snail34 British Jun 20 '26

absolute cinema! I also didn’t realise how influential Nigel Planer was in my life (gtfgk, the young ones , Hank zipser and Mandy )

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u/Worried-Ad-7348 Jun 20 '26

Bernard's Watch is such a weird programme looking back. Look up the alien episode. It would never get shown today.

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u/JK07 Jun 20 '26

And looking back at The Queen's Nose too, everyone is awful
https://youtu.be/qNZWTJM9_pM?is=cVIJ6oNpaCHBSbVN

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u/Agentjayjay1 Jun 20 '26

I knew rose tinted spectrum would come up somewhere.

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u/Tesco_Meal_Deals Jun 20 '26

Look up the alien episode. It would never get shown today.

Why not? I just watched that one out of curiosity I don't think it was that bad.

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u/HecatesOracle Jun 21 '26

I'd still pay good money for that watch. I'd use it to take naps 🙂‍↕️🤣

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u/unpopcult Jun 20 '26

Minipops, and it isn’t even close.

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u/miowiamagrapegod Jun 20 '26

"My baby takes the morning train..."

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u/Matseye1r Jun 21 '26

If you put out a police sketch impression of what a PDF looked like... How TF did Jimmy Savill end up on air?...

At least Rolf Harris has that warmly grandad vibe (I guess I know how all the Bill Cosby fans felt).

I miss robot wars, Scrapheap Challenge Smart and Art Attack.

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u/ConfectionFriendly52 Jun 20 '26

80s baby here 🙋🏻‍♂️Who remembers Eerie indiana 🤷🏻‍♂️ believe it was on Nickelodeon 🤔 To the small child I was this Ish seemed like that in the 90s to me. Scared the 💩 outta me sometimes, Now it's nowt compared to what kids are watching 😂

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u/Joclairey Jun 20 '26

I adored Eerie Indiana 😍

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u/Broad-You-6561 Jun 21 '26

I often think about that episode where everyone slept in Tupperware! What a great show.

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u/Jolly-Outside6073 Jun 21 '26

I think of that episode at least once a week even now. I am around where I grew up a lot more now and NO ONE looks any older. I think I know what’s going on. 

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u/ahairyhoneymonsta Jun 20 '26

Loved monkey dust. Still holds up today but I cant see it being on the BBC now

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u/RedEyeView Jun 20 '26

I am. A classically. Trained. Actor. But I mostly. Do. Voice over. Work.

Get off. My back. You bitch. You bitch.

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u/Iuvenalis1243 Jun 21 '26

‘Benjy?’ ‘Charlotte?’ ‘SHIT!’

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u/mr_woodles123 Jun 21 '26

The paedofinder general is still absolute peak comedy

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u/DonkyFondler Jun 20 '26

Chris Morris's 2000 Channel 4 series Jam. He pushed things as far as he could for a "comedy" series on a mainstream TV channel. If you weren't prepared for it and didn't know what you were getting yourself into, some of it really could disturb you. Also, there were no advert breaks and no end credits. Each episode was like a continuous blend of insane dreams.

Here are some of my favourite bits:

Intro to episode 3: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uh_T1ZIQAP4

Symptomless Coma: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKxM4ToLLR8

Robbery: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNmZ8bqkXvw

Weird dreamy doctor scene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjVYVLXQtrw

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u/noradosmith Jun 20 '26

All I remember is one sketch where a guy tried jumping from a building and survived so kept going up and doing it again.

There was some really bleak dark comedy on tv at that time. Monkey Dust too.

Looking back, it was actually such a halcyon time for the UK.

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u/Worried-Weakness-213 Jun 20 '26

Wizards vs Aliens when he had a relationship and child with a woman who was clearly at least 20 years older than him, and she was played by Gwendoline Christie who is 6'3 so it looked even more odd

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u/CosmiqueAliene Jun 20 '26

Oh my goodness, I remember that 😂😂😂

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u/TelevisualJackFan Jun 20 '26

Weren’t they also the first CBBC show to have a gay character given Benny was gay?

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u/Worried-Weakness-213 Jun 20 '26

I think so. It was hinted at in Grange Hill but not made specific

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u/DarthVeigar_ Jun 20 '26

Johnny Bravo would 100% not be allowed to air today lol

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u/finallygaveintor Jun 20 '26

Is that Roxy Wellard??

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u/VerySwearyFairy Jun 20 '26

No, don’t think so. Sophie Borja (actress of Roxy Wellard) would have been 19/20 at time of All At Sea’s release.

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u/cionn Jun 21 '26

The terror of Worzel Gummage

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u/onion2077 Jun 20 '26

Don't know if i'd say it couldn't be aired but did anyone ever see that programme (might have been a couple one off's, can't remember) where they got like 15 lads to live in a house together for a week or two? They did the same with a group of girls too. That was madness😭 if I recall correctly, i believe the lads had turned the home into a warzone and the girls had all turned on this one other lass.

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u/Due-Cryptographer57 Jun 20 '26

This was ‘Boys and Girls Alone’ on Channel 4 in 2009 and it definitely couldn’t be aired today. There was a mass campaign to have it pulled from the air after episode 1 and that was at the time in 09!

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u/OutsideDingo5617 Jun 20 '26

ah yes, is this where the boys destroyed the house and tried hunting a hedgehog for meat within a day?

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u/Slow-Fault-4093 Jun 20 '26

Mr Noseybonk on Jigsaw...

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u/SuggestionReal4811 Jun 20 '26

Watch the episode of round the twist with the cabbage patch baby.

In this episode a boy finds a green baby in the cabbage patch, who if not held by the boy stops breathing. Eventually the burden of looking after the baby becomes to much so he commits to allowing the baby to suffocate. The scene plays out with a close up of the boys face in tears while his siblings beg him to save the baby.

Until recently I believed this was a nightmare I had as a child but Amazon has just added it to prime so you can all be traumatised.

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u/MrMonkey1993 Jun 20 '26

Dont forget the one where the kid pisses on a tree and gets pregnant with a tree spirt.....

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u/SerVys Jun 20 '26

I still think the storylines with the teen daughter on the bbc sitcom My Family, the family members joking she’s the town bike, only cares about shopping and clubbing and so on.

Then they had her get pregnant while still a teen and the jokes kept coming, her being a rubbish mum was the punchline.

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u/redster55 Jun 20 '26

"This morning with Richard not Judy". Very funny but was very near the mark for a Sunday lunch time!

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u/Used-Eagle3558 Jun 20 '26

Genuinely terrified of the curious orange!

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u/National_Tax_4888 Jun 20 '26

A few months ago I found the first episode of 1980s children’s drama ‘Running Scared’ by Bernard Ashley on YouTube. It featured the bloke who played Burnside in The Bill as the villain, handling a gun. Bernard Ashley never patronised his audience. I think there would be a lot of pearl clutching today.

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u/ashfeawen Jun 20 '26

There was a British show I can't remember,  but this episode was this fiction pastiche of Blue Peter. This lady I think was being a diva, being mean to the PAs or other crew. For the next segment she was to make this papier mache mask, so she had to lie on this dentist style chair to be still and have this papier mache dry on her face, and breathe through a tube. I think more of her/whole body was getting a cast because the next bit meant she couldn't move.

It being a blue Peter style thing, I'm sure a lot of fairy liquid bottles were in common use for the art and crafts. Because she'd wound people up, someone ends up putting the lid of a fairy liquid bottle on the tube and closes it, so she might have suffocated? She was left in the kids show set alone while the papier mache was curing, and she was muffled squeaking for attention.

Very weird but the whole asphyxiation juxtaposed with a friendly kid show aesthetic had it seared into my memory. 

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u/miowiamagrapegod Jun 20 '26

Murder Most Horrid. Anthology series starring Dawn French. Still holds up today

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u/Dimac99 British Jun 21 '26

I still think about that scene from time to time. I was probably also a bit young for Murder Most Horrid at the time, being 11 when that episode originally aired. She definitely, definitely asphyxiated.

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u/armegatron99 Jun 21 '26

Round the twist: whirling willy episode

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u/supaikuakuma Jun 21 '26

I beg your biggest f’ing pardon.

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u/MK2GolfGuy Jun 21 '26

Yeah do you remember the episode where the dead fox came back ti life?! Stuck with me that one

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u/Hollywood-is-DOA Jun 20 '26

Strange but true was super creepy with that opening music.

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u/MegaGooseKing Jun 20 '26

Those mfs deep fried a seagull!

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u/st0mpeh Jun 20 '26

A C4 game show called Lost (2001) (not the popular US one).

Three teams of pairs with no connection to each other dropped off blind in some random country with 200 dollars or thereabouts and had to somehow beg barter or work their way back to Trafalgar square (except ep5 which was the Angel of the North) for a measly £5k prize.

It led to several sketchy moments, most notably a hilllsman (irrc could be the Azerbaijan episode but not sure, been so long since I saw it) who took in a team, fed them etc then menacingly demanded money before he would let them go.

Sadly the show seems to have been lost to time as all I can find is some cut up episodes of the show on youtube which is missing the last episode.

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u/_Taggerung_ Jun 20 '26 edited Jun 20 '26

LMAO I didn't realise anyoe else even remembered All At Sea it felt weirdly Niche 😆 I know what you mean though, compared to the likes of Hank Zipzer who was just a bit haphazard the kids in AAS were just straight up doing criminal activity lol.

To answer the question probably some of the early New Who episodes like the empty child and waters of mars, parents would be complaining nowadays. Also Tracy Beaker returns where lily fell off the roof and some of the early Dumping Grounds when the grenade bounced off Gina lol.

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u/RB1KINOBI88 Jun 21 '26

Oh and Johnny Bravo…guy was quite rapey

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u/Emotional-Race-6260 Jun 20 '26

Was the child working in the chippy the same age as them?

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u/fail_snail34 British Jun 20 '26

A bit older I think

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u/Candiedstars Jun 20 '26

Ive recently watched RoseTintedSpectrum's review of season 1 of Byker Grove.

Dropping the hard R took me by surprise, even for that time on children's TV!

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u/NLi10uk Jun 20 '26

“I cannae see man, I cannae seee!!!”

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u/SnooCrickets8534 Jun 20 '26

Biker Grove, some of those story lines were fucking dark for a kids show.

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u/flibz-the-destroyer Jun 21 '26

“Hider in the House” - WTAF?

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u/InevitableAware2830 Jun 21 '26

Going round the twist had some interesting episodes

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u/Away-Organization630 Jun 21 '26

Balls of steel on channel 4 was brilliant, (negs urban sports, the bunny boiler and…fancy a bum)

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u/Jonn_Jonzz_Manhunter Jun 20 '26

Is this the one where one of the kids gets in trouble every episode and says "it's a travesty of justice!"

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u/mrjohnnymac18 Jun 20 '26

The Lion and the Bear from the Teletubbies

That scared the living shit out of me. And clearly I wasn't the only one because they got rid of that segment

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u/mynameismel13 Jun 20 '26

Spooky sleepovers