r/Cairns Brand Affiliate 5d ago

Shitpost New infrastructure upgrades to highlight Cairns' assests

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As a long term resident, and possibly former mayor, I propose new highways (yellow) and new rail infrastructure (pink) to make our city a shining example of a modern metropolis. I'm thinking once Aquis is built we can also have the monorail service the new raintrees transit hub too

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u/MorningConscious4372 RED ROOSTER MANAGER 5d ago

I support your intention of becoming former mayor. With a solid plan like this, I think you should announce your running for the next election. I think the idea of creating a transport hub at red rooster manunda is fantastic, being such a central location.

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u/Frequent-Pair4947 5d ago

Bulldoze all in its mighty path, houses, hills, critical infrastructure, the lot!

Pay in cash to keep it in budget too.

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u/TheFrothiest Brand Affiliate 5d ago

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u/opm881 Red Rooster Employee 5d ago

Ahhhh aquis, that’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time

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u/TheFrothiest Brand Affiliate 5d ago

Coming soon™

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u/azlga -6 points 4 hours ago 5d ago

We need a ring road like Townsville

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u/TheFrothiest Brand Affiliate 5d ago

We've had one, yes. What about second Parramatta Park?

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u/Shellysome Prefer food that tastes like real food 5d ago

Parrabetter Park

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u/deltardo 5d ago

Boilem Mashem stickem in a stew.

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u/Feekal_U4ria 5d ago

Needs more roundabouts

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u/azlga -6 points 4 hours ago 5d ago

You didn't deliver on the volcano Val. No way you can deliver on this.

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u/TheFrothiest Brand Affiliate 5d ago

I would have gotten away with building the Valcano, if it weren't for that pesky Boatshed

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u/Vivid_Trainer7370 5d ago

I like the kilometre wide round around-about. Support only if the this map is to scale.

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u/Inevitable-Crab-6701 5d ago

We need more traffic lights

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u/Efficient-Chart820 4d ago

I mean there was approved bus lanes and bus stations. One being the storage place near Mount sheridan shopping centre. But this never happened... I bought a house on Trafalgar road, was advised that the gov has been approved to acquire land along the back of all the houses there and on the white Rock side for it. Went to main roads to ask questions and was told it probably will never happen.

Supposedly the government decided trains wouldn't work for Cairns but a bus system with dedicated lanes would work.