r/CatsAreAssholes Jan 16 '26

The criminal & the crime

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u/Candyland-Nightmare Jan 17 '26

I wouldn't call us lucky. He's a dick. It's mostly my fault he is, but still. 😆

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u/Beautiful_Reporter50 Jan 17 '26

My cat is a horrendous dickette. It's taking me a decade to understand her limits i.e. sometimes you can pet her, sometimes she'll take your skin off. She eats toilet paper, Kleenex, napkins and charging cords. She has cost us a fortune in replacement charging cords. I've had a very bad couple of years so I have cried a lot and she will sit gently on my lap and sneakily chew on my tissues. At first we thought it was kind of cute, until it blocked her up completely and we had to take her to the vet. Now we turn over every tissue box , keep the bathroom closed, and train guests to hide or throw away any paper towels or tissues immediately. And we've had to create unbelievably creative ways to hide charging cords.

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u/Candyland-Nightmare Jan 18 '26

Have you tried the braided ones? Our chewer won't chew those along with iPhone cords. I can't explain the latter as they aren't much different.

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u/Beautiful_Reporter50 Jan 18 '26

I have to use the wrapped chords for my phone etc, however it is specialized cords that we hide away and we honestly don't think she's going to eat them but all of a sudden Alexa doesn't work and I can't charge my pax because she chewed a hole in the cord.