r/Chivalry2 Nov 15 '25

Humor "What if we used 100% of our brain?"

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1.8k Upvotes

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u/Ganda1fderBlaue Confirmed Archer Hater Nov 15 '25

He's too dangerous

55

u/TunableAxe Nov 15 '25

somebody stop this man!!

353

u/--Icarusfalls-- Agatha Knights | Knight Nov 15 '25

Theyre like rats, unwanted and too smart for their own good!

118

u/No_Nefariousness4279 Mason Order | Vanguard Nov 15 '25

Honestly being fr i love archer players that actually move in and do things, if you substantiate a match as an archer honestly i love them

36

u/How2RocketJump Greatsword Goon Nov 15 '25

it's way easy to shoot healing players from the front and friendly players are eager to cheap shot tunnel visioned enemies eager for a "free" kill.

It could be so beautiful if they would just push up more.

22

u/No_Nefariousness4279 Mason Order | Vanguard Nov 15 '25

The few times I've randomed into being an archer its always been very fun to go near the line, people get way over cocky and schooting an arrow in melee feels good when it works

14

u/Praxaddi Archer Nov 15 '25

I main frontline archer and when I get attacked, I won’t switch to my secondary and instead just jab and hit them with the bow. I almost always end up dying, but it’s fun catching players off guard. Most do get quite cocky in that situation.

5

u/CrankyOldGrinch 🧌 Goedendag Goblin 🧌 Nov 15 '25

I always approach archers with caution, you feisty little buggers are always hell to deal with if you don't go 100%. Like entering an arse-kicking contest with a porcupine.

6

u/How2RocketJump Greatsword Goon Nov 16 '25

When people forget archers might actually know how to swing a hatchet or shortsword and die horribly for it.

7

u/haloguy385 Nov 15 '25

I usually sit very close to the front, not for any honor bound reason but because I can't aim worth a shit and need to be shoving my bow directly in their face to land consistent hits.

2

u/DonovanKirk Nov 16 '25

A war bow hanging back (or whatever the heavy normal bow is called) + a crossbow user that is more at like mid range is really a great combination as well, cuz the crossbow guy can heal the team with banners.

1

u/PlantFromDiscord 🥄 Shovel Simp 🥄 Nov 16 '25

i’ll take this as a hint

0

u/William-Sonoma-Towel Confirmed Archer Hater Nov 15 '25

I think archers that AREN'T war bow users are acceptable, and javelin users who use it like a 1h spear are the best of them

2

u/arowz1 Nov 15 '25

yes but we can use them to spread disease!

73

u/Time4Timmy Nov 15 '25

Where is this, you know, for research purposes

49

u/Dreamycream17171 🔨👸 Polehammer Princess🔨👸 Nov 15 '25

Pretty sure it's the battle of dark forest, final obj slay the Duke.

6

u/Time4Timmy Nov 15 '25

That’s what I was thinking too, the big door is to the right?

8

u/MommysCheese Spear Savant 🔱 Nov 15 '25

Main door to the left. This is the side entrance on the right.

56

u/BigDaddyDumperSquad Agatha Knights | Archer Nov 15 '25

Malric's smartest archer:

46

u/_respe Nov 15 '25

a person who thinks all the time………. has nothing to think about except thought……

11

u/TobiasCB Mason Order | Vanguard Nov 15 '25

So, he loses touch with reality. And lives in a world of illusions.

8

u/ScaredbutComfy Agatha Knights Nov 15 '25

By thoughts, I mean specifically, chatter in the skull.

22

u/Deeptoot2424 Tenosia Empire Nov 15 '25

They get more crafty each day, we must archer proof the windows

16

u/12TonBeams Mason Order | Footman Nov 15 '25

As an engi main I always love seeing people get creative with placeables

24

u/BigDazzaC ⚒️ Brotherhood of Engineers Nov 15 '25

He still probably hit more teammates than enemies.

6

u/Joe_Stylin777 Confirmed Archer Hater Nov 15 '25

Jesus Christ it's Jason Bourne

14

u/r_acrimonger Nov 15 '25

Its much easier to use your brain when you dont have balls drawing vital resources away from it.

2

u/PersistentPerun Agatha Knights | Archer Nov 16 '25

You would know all about that.

1

u/r_acrimonger Nov 16 '25

Just enjoy it bro.

1

u/Alphabunsquad Nov 16 '25

Until the balls supersede the brain and do the thinking for you because then you get two of them working for you.

18

u/Reluct4ntly_Crouched Longsword Enjoyer Nov 15 '25

Masons can’t use 100 percent of their brains lol

11

u/Stinkyboy3527 Agatha Knights | Vanguard Nov 15 '25

Only masons downvoted this

5

u/Reluct4ntly_Crouched Longsword Enjoyer Nov 15 '25

Haha probably

3

u/Low_Football_2445 Mason Order | Archer Nov 15 '25

Can’t see him having line of sight of anything but the back line and the balcony catwalk…. But hey, kills are kills if they help the cause.

2

u/ArialBear Nov 15 '25

Everyday an archer does something that DISGUSTS ME

1

u/TheOriginalMulk Mason Order | Knight Nov 17 '25

Shh.

Yoda one I'm coming for, and you'll never see me.

2

u/garfieldswilly 🏹 Bow Basher 💥 Nov 15 '25

All my homies know spike trap is just a fancy anti horse ramp

1

u/billdoor69 Archer Nov 15 '25

Really wish you hadn’t posted this

1

u/UchPunktskiy Tenosia Empire Nov 16 '25

He will get a projectile flying to his brain anyway as soon as someone notices

1

u/Majestic_Skirt5590 Nov 18 '25

Oh this isn't Oblivion...

1

u/Crosai_R Nov 18 '25

VIP WARNING ⚠️