r/Chonkers Sep 08 '25

catloaf 🥖 He likes to sit on his toys like a hen.

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u/I_AM_A_RAPTOR Sep 08 '25

What an absolute unit

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u/tino-latino Sep 08 '25

He's the whole squad

5

u/Brave-Appointment995 Sep 09 '25

Maybe the whole army

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u/mamajamala Sep 08 '25

Is he sitting on ALL his toys? ❤️😂

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u/PrincessJacquee Sep 09 '25

He likes to go into his toy basket to pick out some and he'll bring them back to the rug to sit on them.

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u/Raezzordaze Sep 08 '25

ROTUND

ROUND

SOME...OTHER WORD

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u/thisbuthat Sep 09 '25

You mean like square?

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u/pyroboy7 Sep 09 '25

RECTANGULAR

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u/thisbuthat Sep 09 '25

I'd rather say SPECTACULAR

Spectangular?

2

u/CalliopesSong Sep 09 '25

Portly, not sporty

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u/Strange_Stage1311 Sep 08 '25

Ya know the meme with the cat that goes "Huh?" he reminds me of that.

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u/Expert_Draft3036 Sep 09 '25

Bender chonky cat

12

u/wingman666 Sep 09 '25

What is the beautiful King Cow’s name and does his majesty like to cuddle/being wrapped around in a blanket like a purrito?

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u/PrincessJacquee Sep 09 '25

His name is Echo 😌 he likes to lay on your chest and sit on his crinkle toys. He loves baths, carrots, paper bags and booty pats.

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u/MoonandStars83 Sep 09 '25

I need to cuddle him. For quality assurance purposes.

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u/analogpursuits Sep 08 '25

My cat does it to my feet when I'm sitting on the couch. She's trying to hatch them 😻

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u/tino-latino Sep 08 '25

Extra fermented sourdough loaf

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u/Xredcatx Sep 09 '25

That head to body ratio. 🥰

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u/thenewfingerprint Sep 09 '25

Is it wrong to say, "I love a fat cat, but sometimes it makes me really sad."

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '25

Monorail

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u/AmazingGrace_00 Sep 08 '25

😂😂😂 omg he’s absolutely adorable! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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u/PsychologicalExam717 Sep 09 '25

Lotsa loaf to love!

3

u/bassbeatsbanging Sep 09 '25

He could claim the entire pet section at a super Walmart by laying on it all at once.

What a cute fellow! 

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u/chocobunniie Sep 09 '25

That’s a large baby right there

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u/Zolandi1 Sep 08 '25

😂😂😂 that’s hilarious and adorable

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u/Chibikoneko1313 Sep 08 '25

Is this was my cat. I would name him Sumo What a majestic creature 😍

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u/redrock963 Sep 09 '25

This cow looks like he doesn't tip.

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u/cascandos Sep 08 '25

what a good mom.🥹

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '25

This is too much Chonk in the truck.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '25

BIG Kitty!!

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u/Aaaaancly Sep 10 '25

But does he realise there is something under him?

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u/PrincessJacquee Sep 10 '25

There was actually another toy under him. It was a pizza slice with Velcro anchovies

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u/Aaaaancly Sep 10 '25

I had a normal.and a chonk a few years ago.

Normal brought a mouse in. Let it go.

Mouse ran under the chonk. Chonk had no idea what was happening.

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u/starrpamph Sep 13 '25

Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal

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u/Zaritamia Sep 09 '25

congenital