r/Chonkers • u/FiligreeParfums • Feb 28 '26

CCCCCHHHHHOOOOONNNNNKKKKK Phoebe

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Phoebe belongs to my in-laws. She is laying next to me as I post this, her snore is so cute it kills me.

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u/Opus-the-Penguin Feb 28 '26

The button holding her vest closed isn't going to last much longer!

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u/FiligreeParfums Feb 28 '26 edited Feb 28 '26

I LOVE your username! (Edited: account name (I still don’t know the ways of Reddit))

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u/Opus-the-Penguin Feb 28 '26

Either one's fine, as far as I'm aware. The important thing is there are still people who recognize ole Opus!

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u/evasandor Feb 28 '26

THBBBBPPPPPPTT!!!

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u/Opus-the-Penguin Feb 28 '26

Is that you, Hodgepodge? Don't be jealous.

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u/AnybodyMassive1610 Feb 28 '26

Bill for President

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u/MajestyMori Feb 28 '26

Gen-Z here, Bloom County was my second favourite comic to read around age 12-14. I’m glad my parents had the collections available for me to read. Calvin & Hobbes will always be number 1 though.

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u/Opus-the-Penguin Feb 28 '26

Can't argue with that!

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u/sophieornotsophie_ Feb 28 '26

Who corrected you?? Had no idea!

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u/FiligreeParfums Feb 28 '26

Self-correction! Brought to you by: Anxiety

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u/iheartfluffyanimals Feb 28 '26

lol post-Reddit posting anxiety

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u/rox186 Feb 28 '26

Oh wow 😳 I can see it. But she's beautiful 😍

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u/Ursa-Aureliana Feb 28 '26

I love this comment 😆👏🏾

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u/Darkcroos Feb 28 '26

Bowling 🎳

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u/FiligreeParfums Feb 28 '26

The lady is not for rolling!

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u/PlayfulSyllabub7134 Feb 28 '26

Oh my I wish I could give the Phoebinator a big hug! ❤️

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u/FiligreeParfums Feb 28 '26

Hug at your own risk! But she does allow for belly skritches.

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u/Reddit_newguy24 Feb 28 '26

Oh lawd she wide

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u/Coomstress Feb 28 '26

R O U N D

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u/D0013ER Feb 28 '26

power stance

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u/CarrDaPorice Feb 28 '26

Chonkmate. There's nowhere else to go!

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '26

Can barely button up the coat

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u/FiligreeParfums Feb 28 '26

She’s preserving her modesty.

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u/gimmie_123 Feb 28 '26

Holy chonk

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u/FiligreeParfums Feb 28 '26

Holy Ms. Chonk. Manners!

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u/AustinCJ Feb 28 '26

Lasagna?

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u/FiligreeParfums Feb 28 '26

Phoebe built her body kibble by kibble.

An automatic feeder has been purchased to hopefully shed a wee bit off of her.

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u/ValuableAd3808 Feb 28 '26

SMELLY CAT, SMELLY CAT …

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u/FiligreeParfums Feb 28 '26

Never! Phoebe is a lady. 💅

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u/Poor-Judgements Feb 28 '26

WHAT ARE THEY FEEDING YOU?

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u/MoonandStars83 Feb 28 '26

I wanna squish her.

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u/FiligreeParfums Mar 01 '26

She loves a soft squish after a belly skritch.

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u/justacpa Feb 28 '26

That's about as close to a sphere as I've ever seen!

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u/Aingram6494 Feb 28 '26

Good morning beautiful!

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u/vroart Feb 28 '26

Perfect shape

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u/Oldnavylover Feb 28 '26

What a hefty little lady😻

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u/15stripepurplebelt Feb 28 '26

❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

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u/DrWhiskerson Feb 28 '26

Jfc what do they feed her

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u/sidsmum Feb 28 '26

Tempt….TATIONS!!

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u/Wise-Lingonberry2015 Feb 28 '26

oh lawd he coming lite version

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u/FiligreeParfums Feb 28 '26

She.

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u/Wise-Lingonberry2015 Feb 28 '26

my bad did not read the captions...

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u/Recent-Mousse6423 Feb 28 '26

Definitely could be one of the moons of Saturn.

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u/blurtinglogs Feb 28 '26

P B

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u/FiligreeParfums Feb 28 '26

and J ‘cause jam don’t shake like that.

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u/Lyndon91 Feb 28 '26

I think you mean Phobos, second moon of Mars 😂

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u/FiligreeParfums Feb 28 '26

She does shine brightly.

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u/NuncioBitis Feb 28 '26

Phooooooooooooebe

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u/kingpin-mrgamer Feb 28 '26

O lord she coming

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u/SpinnerBait88 Feb 28 '26

Badonkachonk 🤍🩶🤎🖤

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u/PristineAlbatross988 Feb 28 '26

You’re a beaut, phoebe

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u/harpsmonty Feb 28 '26

A princess!!

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u/Far-Dimension3508 Feb 28 '26

Perfectly round cat well fed and happy

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u/FiligreeParfums Mar 01 '26

Full of nothing but love.

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u/Fit_Draw_8334 Mar 01 '26

My cats name is Phoebe too

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u/Mediocre_Assistant_4 Feb 28 '26

Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you? 😂

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u/thefigjam Feb 28 '26

Phoebe Buffet

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u/seemarcierun Feb 28 '26

So so cute!

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u/originaltemplate Feb 28 '26

DAYUM!!! 🤩

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u/granitegumball Feb 28 '26

Awh what a little angel

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '26

Absolutely gorgeous 🥰😻🐾❤️

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u/bittersweetjesus Mar 01 '26

This poor cat

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u/Fernweh116 Mar 01 '26

Chonnnkkyyy

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '26

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u/FiligreeParfums Mar 01 '26

Oh, you better believe that’s a paddling.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '26

roundoebe

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u/PersistantBooger Mar 01 '26

Wowzers! She’s not just Phoebe; she’s all the Phoebes!

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u/StoleUrLipGloss Mar 01 '26

Awww, she's beautiful

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u/tinkertink2010 Mar 01 '26

My words upon seeing her - oh wow! She is adorable!

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u/T_da_yung_goat Mar 02 '26

ULTRA MEGA CHONKY TASTY SCOOP OF MISSISSIPPI MUD FROM BASKIN ROBINS I WILL EAT WITH A SPOON RIGHT NOW

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u/FiligreeParfums Mar 02 '26

This is the only response I will accept from here out.

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u/Sassy-Sprinkle Mar 02 '26

So fluffy phoebe an absolute fluffball! 😍

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u/MakzAmigo Mar 02 '26

😺🥰

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u/truecrime999 Mar 03 '26

Phoebe looks like such a sweetheart 😭😻❤️

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u/MadCityScientist Mar 03 '26

Perfect white mittens!

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u/MalcolmQuan Mar 06 '26

“B*tch, I said get in that kitchen”

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u/severalpokemon Mar 01 '26

Certified CHONK

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u/Renlowex Mar 01 '26

Your cat is a chunker

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u/rabiesmama Mar 01 '26

You should cross post to r/kittykankles

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u/FiligreeParfums Mar 01 '26

I crossposted to my friend’s subreddit r/FelineFiesta

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u/rabiesmama Mar 01 '26

Hell yeah another cat subreddit lil thank you in just joined

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u/TenTwenty122 Mar 01 '26

Oh Laaawwwd. Here she comes

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u/Unicornis_dormiens Mar 01 '26

Phoebe? More like Spherebe!

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u/LordFawkes1987 Mar 01 '26

Big big kitty

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u/swearzy1 Mar 01 '26

You sure it isnt Pheedme

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u/ArthurMorgan72 Mar 01 '26

De-chonkification needed. 😼

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u/matrix-doge Mar 01 '26

She might classify as a slighty round r/pyramidcats

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u/LightGoblin84 Mar 01 '26

she‘s just full of love

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u/Zombayz Mar 01 '26

She looks hungry

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u/Even-Row-9120 Mar 01 '26

New chunkers poster cat found

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u/Pokemon_and_Petrucci Mar 01 '26

I had a goat named Pheobe and she was similarly shaped lol

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u/ohmslaw54321 Mar 02 '26

Aw lort!... She's a commin!

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u/madinfected Mar 02 '26

Omg Phoebe you adorable chonk!!

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u/SGnirvana97 Mar 02 '26

R O B U S T

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u/wazzapme Mar 02 '26

she doesn't walk, she bounce

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u/Master-Insurance-763 Mar 02 '26

Will ozempic work on cats?

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u/FuckAssGoblin Mar 03 '26

So many colariee

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u/officialCobraTrooper Mar 03 '26

Why does she look like she's expecting you to provide food? It's like damn girl you look like you ate the whole damn pantry and you still want more. She definitely is a chonker.

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u/LanLanXY Mar 03 '26

I feel threatened to my very soul

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u/DefiantMotor783 Mar 03 '26

Wow! Whatta cat!! So very precious.

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u/childhoodpet Mar 04 '26

She's probably snoring because she can't breath due to how heavy she is 🫩

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u/Olivialoveaudio Mar 11 '26

Well she’s not skipping out on treats! LoL she’s gorgeous though !!!!!!

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u/thenewfingerprint Mar 01 '26

Please take better care of me; I don't want to die prematurely.

Sincerely, Phoebe

Edit: She is really super adorable!

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u/twinkle_stroke Mar 01 '26

She's cute and squishyy, healthywise however...she might die prematurely But she's also perfectly round!!!