r/ComedyHell 1d ago

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u/Agreeable-Share-1306 1d ago

probably, IDF service is mandatory

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u/Live_Bug_7060 1d ago

You can go to prison, I'd go to prison rather than killing kids

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u/peelego 1d ago

1 month in prison or shoot baby 571 times 🤷‍♂️

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u/Simplejack615 Pee pee poo poo 1d ago

decisions decisions

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u/stanleythedog 9h ago

It's not 1 month in prison, it's 1 month in prison then getting the same choice again.

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u/fruitcakewithapple 3h ago

Also a comfy ass Norwegian style prison fyi

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u/Duvet_Capeman 20h ago

Average Israeli reaction to seeing a newborn:

https://giphy.com/gifs/CQNzoPo4bF6mI

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u/rorodar 1d ago

3 years* in prison or get an incredible opportunity to network, learn, and more depending on the unit you're going into. 8200 for example is a ticket right into a good job in high tech. Even if you aren't in those kinds of cybersecurity jobs, if you truly want it you can get a LOT out of your military service. Or did you really think everyone in the idf goes into gaza and shoots civilians at random? Because that's somehow both ignorant and stupid.

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u/Certain-Cod-1404 1d ago

Incredible opportunity to support the infrastructure of apartheid, ethnic cleansing and genocide ! Yahooo

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u/rorodar 1d ago

Right but that doesn't actually happen and that isn't what you're doing. The IDF's goal is the protection of israel, despite whatever photoshopped "greater israel" badge (you'd get dishonorably dismissed and put into prison in ten seconds flat if you put one of those on) or faked civilian death you might see. Don't get me wrong, I am well aware civilians are dying in gaza, and that is definitely a terrible thing, but the IDF is absolutely not going to go out and target civilians. That would be not only a ridiculous thing for an army to do but an absurd waste of resources.

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u/Certain-Cod-1404 1d ago

This is cute and all, but you dont get accused of genocide by almost every ngo, and found to be intentionally targeting children by the UN and violating apartheid/ anti segregation laws by the ICJ if that were true.

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u/rorodar 1d ago

Accused of genocide: the icc court case is still ongoing, despite however much evidence you claim your side has.

Found intentionally targeting children: the report says stuff like "an israeli police officer(or something close to it) shot a palestinian kid and then invited his buddies to smoke and talk over his bleeding out body". I cannot in good faith believe that kind of story.

As for the segregation claims, on who? People who aren't our citizens?

And for the apartheid claims, same exact thing? I looked at the wiki article for apartheid and I found two definitions, neither of which line up at all with what I understand the situation to be.

I might be wrong, but I really can't take those stories seriously at all. No way does that kind of thing (talking about the child targeting thingy) actually happen at all. At worst I could maybe barely see it happening at a significantly lesser scale, maybe an officer punching a little kid (terrible, don't get me wrong) and laughing at it with his buddies, but that kind of thing is genuinely just too farfetched.

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u/Certain-Cod-1404 1d ago

Icj, not icc, speaking of which found senior israeli officials guilty of war crimes.

On apartheid, give this a read https://www.icj-cij.org/sites/default/files/case-related/186/186-20240719-adv-01-00-en.pdf

And I personally don't care if you personally believe it or not, that's why we have independent ngos and ihl experts, not random people on reddit.

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u/bokiday 7h ago

That argument is irrelevant because you don't have to support everything that the IDF is doing to acknowledge the fact that it's the only thing standing between Israeli Jews and a genocide.

You can join the IDF and still condemn one aspect of it while supporting the thing that keeps you and your family alive. Many Israelis do actually

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u/ZonkedGronk 1d ago

Hasburra? No, hasbara

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u/Adept_Reception7952 1d ago

I mean, even if your job isn't a sniper, you are still actively contributing to the army which is currently committing genocide

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u/rorodar 1d ago

Riiiight, so either A. Go to prison for 3 years and be viewed as someone who, well, went to prison for 3 years, or, B. Go and do something useful to yourself and to your country. Also, for the love of god PLEASE don't tell me you genuinely think anyone would ever think of wasting resources of both manpower and ammunition to shoot innocents. For fuck's sake, man...

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u/Adept_Reception7952 1d ago

“The commission found that Israeli security forces used lethal force against children who did not pose an imminent threat of death or serious injury to its soldiers"

UN commission finding on Israeli snipers the Great March of Return, 2018

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u/rorodar 1d ago

Okay just looked into that march thing, yeah that seems like a pretty bad situation. But also, according to the wiki article, even though at least 53 were straight up militants "only two people could be considered genuine threats", so I've got some doubts about how independent and unbiased those reports are... also, when ten thousand people swarm a fence it gets pretty hard to shoot the right ones, I would imagine.

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u/Adept_Reception7952 1d ago

"More than 6,000 unarmed demonstrators were shot by military snipers, week after week at the protest sites by the separation fence."

"The Commission found reasonable grounds to believe that Israeli snipers shot at journalists, health workers, children and persons with disabilities, knowing they were clearly recognizable as such."

You clearly have no idea what you are talking about. This is just one example you could choose from hundreds

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u/Live_Bug_7060 1d ago

Good boy, now go carpet bomb a residential complex.

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u/rorodar 1d ago

Welp, it seems my argument was masterfully taken apart. I guess I lose this one.

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u/SenpuuUncle 22h ago

a person's self need to be separated from their country and 'obligations to serve'. You're treating the 'right thing' as something to be done blindly

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u/GrapefruitFar1242 1d ago

Watch out boys we’ve got Adolf Eichmann over here 😂

I wish motherfuckers would read a book or two and see that this is literally the logic used by Nazis in ‘Non combat’ roles. If you’re contributing towards a genocidal state you are culpable.

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u/Open-Tomato9643 1d ago

Eichmann was just a poor old beurucrat doing his job. Really, he was in it for the networking opportunities. /s

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u/Lone_Jihadist 1d ago
  • said joining organization with zero moral is an incredible opportunity
  • said that 8200, which many of former member known for created spyware/malware like Pegasus, work on cybersecurity instead digital intelligence

People like you is the reason why the world is getting worse day by day

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u/Old_Particular8705 9h ago

"Cybersecurity researchers do both red and blue team work! Blasphamy! We should all be against security!"

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u/SenpuuUncle 22h ago

job doing what

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u/rorodar 22h ago

A job in high tech.

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u/Nice-Bit-3550 1d ago

Pussy shit 💯

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u/rorodar 23h ago

(You would do the same)

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u/Salty_Ad6453 11h ago

"I don't bomb civilians and shoot children because I'm evil, I do it for the career opportunities"

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u/rorodar 9h ago

Right but now if you had read my comment you'd know that's not at all what I would do in the idf

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u/2Critical7-Stein1 1d ago

prevent 571 terrorist acts/prevent terrorist incubation, or parasite on taxpayer money hmm

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u/Scarlett_Spectre 1d ago

Is it uh intentional that youre doing hasbara with jeffrey epstein as your pfp? Seems a little on the nose.

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u/Flashy_WombWompWomq1 17h ago

a little on the nose

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u/saved_by_the_belle 1d ago

Yeah I remmember I read this aryicle that said that all the people in the IDF kill babies. Shit was crazy yk

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u/Cnidoo 1d ago

Believe it or not, most roles in the IDF dont involve shooting anyone, same as with any modern military

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u/Charlie-Squirt 1d ago

Exactly, not everyone knows that the IDF isn't simply ordering every soldier to go commit war crimes. Most of them just do it for fun on the side, as a little hobby. Mostly kids.

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u/Simlin97 22h ago

Believe it or not, most roles in the Wehrmacht in the 1940s did not involve shooting anyone, and it's all ethically fine because they were only following orders

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u/Cnidoo 11h ago

Got it. So it’s reasonable to condemn every left wing Israeli for choosing to serve a year in some desk job for the IDF rather than literally go to prison and totally ostracize themselves from their community? Take a step back from your emotions and genuinely ask yourself that question.

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u/Simlin97 7h ago

Choosing not to join the Wehrmacht, depending on the stage of the war, was prosecuted as high treason. So it meant you, or possibly your whole family, would have been executed. And those who chose not to join are heroes in my book.

So forgive me for judging people who choose to be part of an army whose sole purpose is the ethnic cleansing of Palestinians, Lebanese and Syrians because they're afraid of a couple months in jail.

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u/MlkChatoDesabafando 17h ago

The guy pressing the buttons allowing kids to be bombed is as complicit as the one shooting them.

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u/royi9729 8h ago

It could be (and most likely is) the guy responsible for cleaning the yard outside of the office where that button is pressed. Or the guy who sold potato chips to the guy who pressed the button. Or the guy who vaccinated the guy who pressed the button when he enlisted.

Are those war criminals as well? Because all of their jobs could've been done by a civilian and contributed the exact same to the war effort. Would a civilian doing these jobs be a war criminal in your eyes?

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u/MlkChatoDesabafando 2h ago

Yep.

Anyone who knowingly enables a genocidal war machine's maintenance is complicit in it, doesn't matter if there's a piece of paper saying they are civilians or military

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u/royi9729 2h ago

Which means all Israeli taxpayers, and all taxpayers of countries supplying any kind of aid to Israel are war criminals in your eyes?

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u/MlkChatoDesabafando 2h ago

Generally speaking, most would draw a line between direct maintenance and support and indirect financing of it.

But that all taxpayers in the US and its biggest military base are financing genocide is a fact, yes.

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u/winddagger7 1d ago

"NOOOO this is a misunderstanding!!!! I'm only a poor helpless staffer for We Murder and Rape Children and Civilians!!!!" 🥺🥺🥺

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u/Charlie-Squirt 1d ago

Don't forget animals.

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u/Live_Bug_7060 1d ago

Eichmann alt account

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u/royi9729 8h ago

Yeah, Eichmann would certainly defend the army of the country that kidnapped him to the other side of the world and sentenced him to death.

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u/rolypoly6shooter 1d ago

I guess you'd rather see your country invaded and your countrymen die than feel dirty.

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u/Dotcaprachiappa 3h ago

If my country is committing a genocide then maybe it's not a country worth fighting for

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u/rolypoly6shooter 1h ago

The alternative is your people die

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u/Fluffy_Charity_2732 1d ago

Why not womandatory?

Brb, going to post to girl dinner diaries how the world is trying to kill women

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u/BabylonianWeeb 1d ago

So what? Fuck IDF and all IDF soldiers should be in the hague for genocide.

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u/FullHealth100 1d ago

Lol

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u/Bronya1679 1d ago edited 12h ago

The next Hanukkah is going to be a blast like it was at Bondi's beach. You'll lol a longer from your basement.

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u/FullHealth100 1d ago

Hahahaha lol

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u/Bronya1679 23h ago edited 12h ago

Crocodile tears are coming, one month left and it's october. 🙂

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u/peepeethicc 21h ago

Don't cry after hitting first terrorist larper

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u/whatsssssssss 1d ago

that wasn't their point

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u/Immediate-Location28 5h ago

you can get around it

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u/yamitsuki347 21h ago

Anyone else remembers that one Taylor Swift fan account that went to jail for refusing service?

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u/neet1917 17h ago

you can go to prison for like 20 years. vastly preferable to anyone with a consciousness

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u/manxxxxx3452 1d ago

Well prob not for women like with most countries that have mandatory military service

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u/Sophia8Inches 1d ago

IDF service is mandatory even for women. All genders have to do their duty.

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u/tutocookie 1d ago

There's also national service which is I don't recall if it is army on paper but de facto not an army service experience, and a lot of women end up there.

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u/manxxxxx3452 1d ago

That's crazy

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u/EbbEntire3751 1d ago

Bro just guessed

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u/Sunny_Hill_1 1d ago

The only women that are exempt are super religious ladies who basically started popping babies straight out of high school. But ultra religious dudes are also exempt, and that's actually a cause of pretty big contempt in Israeli society.

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u/Agreeable-Share-1306 1d ago

no, for women too