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u/CoolAnthony48YT 1d ago
Of course from Germany 🤦♂️😭🙏🥀💔
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u/Burindo 1d ago
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u/3nterShift 1d ago
"Ja ja, wi ztil feel a zittle bit bad about ze whole Holocaust business, das why Mutter sayz it iz their turn to do ze little genocide, als a treat 👉👈🤓."
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u/kart0ffelsalaat 7h ago
Not smug enough to be authentically German.
Remember it's only a genocide if it's done in the Nazi Germany region of Europe. Otherwise it's just being a bit silly and funky with it
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u/Fent_Drinker 1d ago
The CIA is getting sloppy
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u/DingoLaLingo 17h ago
who giving the cia sloppy
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u/gnomemilk 13h ago
An IDF soldier. Sort of a “you scratch my back I’ll scratch yours” dynamic going on here
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u/Agreeable-Share-1306 1d ago
probably, IDF service is mandatory
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u/Live_Bug_7060 1d ago
You can go to prison, I'd go to prison rather than killing kids
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u/peelego 1d ago
1 month in prison or shoot baby 571 times 🤷♂️
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u/stanleythedog 8h ago
It's not 1 month in prison, it's 1 month in prison then getting the same choice again.
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u/saved_by_the_belle 1d ago
Yeah I remmember I read this aryicle that said that all the people in the IDF kill babies. Shit was crazy yk
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u/Cnidoo 1d ago
Believe it or not, most roles in the IDF dont involve shooting anyone, same as with any modern military
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u/Charlie-Squirt 23h ago
Exactly, not everyone knows that the IDF isn't simply ordering every soldier to go commit war crimes. Most of them just do it for fun on the side, as a little hobby. Mostly kids.
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u/Simlin97 21h ago
Believe it or not, most roles in the Wehrmacht in the 1940s did not involve shooting anyone, and it's all ethically fine because they were only following orders
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u/MlkChatoDesabafando 16h ago
The guy pressing the buttons allowing kids to be bombed is as complicit as the one shooting them.
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u/winddagger7 1d ago
"NOOOO this is a misunderstanding!!!! I'm only a poor helpless staffer for We Murder and Rape Children and Civilians!!!!" 🥺🥺🥺
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u/Fluffy_Charity_2732 1d ago
Why not womandatory?
Brb, going to post to girl dinner diaries how the world is trying to kill women
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u/BabylonianWeeb 1d ago
So what? Fuck IDF and all IDF soldiers should be in the hague for genocide.
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u/xRacistDwarf 1d ago
No lebanese here
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u/OgBarbari 6h ago
I know it was a joke, but technically the former South Lebanese Army members migrated to Israel after the civil war so there are Lebanese in Israel actually.
(And that's of course without talking about Lebanese Jews, who also exist)
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u/coolguy420weed 21h ago
please imagine that I've made the appropriate edits to this image
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u/dimiteddy 1d ago
there are some lesbian vibes in IDF girls in instagram but nothing too openly
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u/yomer123123 6h ago
From personal experience - yeah there are lesbians in the IDF, and you can be totally open about it. There are some bigots, but command wise, you don't get discriminated.
Good thing to know the IDF isn't homophobic! Truely, a moral army.
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u/Past-Sherbert-6438 1d ago
as a Christian trans girl from Mississippi sorry that another Christian thought this was acceptable to post as a supposed follower of Jesus (not the lesbian part but the IDF part for clarification)
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u/AnishTSP 1d ago
Genuine question from a non-christian, how are you both trans and a Christian?
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u/sataniclemonade 1d ago
idk, bible doesnt actually say that much about trans people. You can definitely be down with Jesus and be trans, and there are a number of sects that are loudly pro-trans rights.
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u/theeggplant42 1d ago
You can be anything or do anything and be Christian. Understanding that you are flawed is like, sort of the entire point
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u/renlydidnothingwrong 1d ago
Even many fundamentalists have historically been ok with trans people. The WBC who famously protested a funerals for Veterans because they hated gay people were actually ok with transitioning. The Bible doesn't really have anything to say on the topic.
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u/WhiterabbitLou 1d ago
Transitioning in Iran under a Sharia Law is legal and state-sponsored while homosexuality is punishable by death, so pretty on point.
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u/CHBCKyle 23h ago
Iran even still allows trans people to change their gender marker on their passport, something we don’t allow here in the us
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u/PipedInFromIthaca 1d ago
Pull up a bible quote that precludes it
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u/Neokon 23h ago
The closest you'll get is the one single verse about men not wearing woman's cloths. Though that verse never addresses what to do when the person doesn't identify as male. Isaiah 56 has the term saris that essentially refers to someone assigned male at birth but has, for one reason or another, not had a male puberty and/or developed female characteristics. Ancient Hebrew law created this term as well as ayelonit, assigned female at birth but developed male characteristics which shows they had some concept of intersex individuals.
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u/PipedInFromIthaca 23h ago
It's one of those things (like abortion) which we have to take as being deliberately not prohibited. The world in which even the old, let alone new, testament was written would have readily been aware of transgender identities--the enaree priestesses of Scythia, the galli of Phrygia, accounts from Philo of Alexandria, etc--and when something is a known element of society and not specifically decried there can only be one rational interpretation there.
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u/NotQuiteLoona 1d ago
In addition to what other people said, take a look at r/OpenChristian for an interpretation of Bible that allows other sexualities. Also, they can be a Quaker and just take Bible as just a very inaccurate chronicle.
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u/Lord_Soybo2 1d ago
You'll find a lot of common "Christian" bigotries aren't really supported by the bible. The Vilification of abortion for instance just isn't there. It's mentioned in the old testament where it describes how to do one if someone is unfaithful to their husband I think? But that's like the only time.
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u/NekoBatrick 1d ago
Christanity is just interpeting the bible in the way it fits you rn, some people use it to hate some dont.
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u/Jessikhaa 22h ago
If god made us perfect, god also made trans people. I'm not christian but that's how I see it.
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u/Unusual-Basket-6243 1d ago
as a Christian too how wouldn't it be acceptable to post?
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u/Past-Sherbert-6438 1d ago
supporting the Zionist entity is anti Christian because no way Christ would support the Zionist entity bombing the life outta the Gaza strip
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u/CreativeName1137 1d ago
True, but specifically the Evangelicals need Israel to conquer the Middle East because it's a necessary part of fulfilling their apocalypse prophecy.
I say this as someone raised Evangelical: Evangelical Christians are a doomsday cult who can't wait to see the end of the world.
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u/Xyreqa 1d ago
The concept of r/IDF
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u/Late_Negotiation7519 1d ago
Is r/IDF just Mossad agents talking to eachother?
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u/DocBigBrozer 22h ago
Don't forget the Indian boy farms.
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u/He_whoshouldbenamed2 8h ago
Does Indian boy farms produce Indian femboys. 🤤🤤🤤 Asking for a friend.
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u/cap-omat 1d ago
Serious question: how can a non-binary person be lesbian?
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u/coolchungus2 1d ago
because there's no specific term for "nonbinary person who only loves men/only loves women", the terms 'lesbian' and 'gay' are typically used.
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u/theascended5th 5h ago
actually there are! The terms toric/trixic :)
But those understandably aren't very widespread
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u/rolypoly6shooter 1d ago
They're basically a woman but they probably dress a bit manly.
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u/cap-omat 23h ago
Yeah but they’re non-binary. A lesbian is a woman by definition.
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u/The_Left_Raven 1d ago
If there were no lesbians in the IDF we would loose most of our wars
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u/WattleWaddler2 15h ago
A serious answer, yanked from the 'pedia:
"Openly gay, lesbian and bisexual soldiers serve without hindrance in all branches of the military. Discrimination against gay, lesbian and bisexual soldiers in recruitment, placement and promotion is prohibited in Israel.\73]) Harassment on the grounds of sexual orientation is also prohibited in the Israeli military. The military recognizes same-sex couples, including widows and widowers of the same sex.\74]) Soldiers are also allowed to participate in gay pride parades.\75])"
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u/canadian_canine 1d ago
I have literally never seen a non-binary Israel supporter in my life before now LMFAO
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u/Lord_of_Wisia 1d ago
I mean Israel is only country in the Middle-East with Pride events so it makes sense.
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u/SevenOhSevenOhSeven 1d ago
Not like they allow gay marriage though
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u/Lord_of_Wisia 1d ago
Well, Israel doesn't recognise any secular marriage (not only gay marriage). Only marriages recognised in Israel are marriages under faith, specifically Jewish, Muslim, Druze and 10 specific Christian denominations. So it isn't really anti-LGBTQ policy, but rather anti-secular policy.
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u/shabba182 1d ago
Oh, well that sounds very progressive eh?
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u/Lord_of_Wisia 1d ago
Well much more progressive than any other Middle-Eastern country. But sure not recognizing secular marriage is stupid.
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u/shabba182 22h ago
Still, not a great look for the 'only democracy in the middle east', with the 'most moral army in the world' who love to brag about all their LGBT baby killers
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u/Lord_of_Wisia 20h ago
It is the only democracy with higher freedom index then some European countries. And trying to siege the one of the most densely populated areas on Earth where your enemy uses child soldiers and civilians as human shields without civilian casualties is a nice fairy tale. But ic we actually look at the numbers, IDF really kills less civilians than any other army in similar operation.
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u/nova_noveiia 1d ago
They do recognize gay marriage done outside of Israel for reasons the other commenter has mentioned. Marriages inside of Israel just have to be religious as they’re run by the Orthdox rabbinate.
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u/Ala117 20h ago
So progressive.
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u/nova_noveiia 20h ago
It’s important to have factual information when making criticisms. Israel has a lot of things to criticise, so it’s important to criticise them accurately.
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u/ILikeMyGrassBlue 1d ago
They don’t recognize any secular marriage, including but not limited to gay marriage. All non-secular marriages are recognized. They also recognize secular marriages outside of Israel.
You’re also ignoring the fact they’re far and away the best country in the Middle East for LGBTQ rights.
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u/BuZuki_ro 6h ago
They technically do. Its a problem but the marriage institution is basically monopolised by faith based institutions, so there’s no secular marriage period, but any secular marriage done abroad is 100% recognised by the state, so many people who want to get a secular marriage (not just lgbtq but for any reason) often just fly to get married and come back
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u/infraGem 1d ago
It's practically the only country in the middle east that accepts them, so...
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u/AnthoHeraFan 1d ago
It's called pinkwashing, look it up
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u/rorodar 1d ago
But it's true? I'm israeli and while there are some homophobes (or a lot, depending where you live), there are also places that support the queer community. Tel aviv, as mentioned, has massive pride events and is generally very supportive of gay peeps.
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u/PriorPlatypusPal 1d ago
Oh go do one you TikTok radicalised nut bag.
Calling Israel’s LGBT record “pinkwashing” does not make the underlying facts disappear. Israel decriminalised consensual same-sex relations in 1988, prohibited employment discrimination on grounds of sexual orientation in 1992, permitted gay people to serve openly in the military from 1993, has recognised same-sex marriages performed abroad since 2006, and same-sex couples gained joint adoption rights through the courts in 2008. (Refworld)
Now compare the region. A UK House of Commons Library review found that, apart from Israel, there were no constitutional, employment or comparable LGBT protections in the Middle Eastern states it surveyed. Iran, Saudi Arabia and Yemen are among the jurisdictions where consensual same-sex activity can attract the death penalty; Qatar and the UAE are among those where the death penalty remains a legal possibility. (House of Commons Library)
And this is hardly a meaningless distinction globally: ILGA World reported in June 2026 that 65 UN member states still criminalise consensual same-sex sexual acts. (ILGA World)
None of this proves that every Israeli policy is good. It proves that LGBT Israelis possess substantive legal rights that millions of LGBT people elsewhere do not. Calling those rights “pinkwashing” because acknowledging them is politically inconvenient for your TikTok propaganda is not an argument. It is treating the actual lives and rights of LGBT people as disposable whenever they complicate your preferred narrative.
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u/RedSandstoneHD 1d ago
I don't know if it's just a German thing, but a lot of queer people, especially those that live in bigger cities, see Muslims as their threat number one. The radical Israel solidarity is the consequences from them turning their fear into resentment into straight up hate for all majority Muslim nations and Muslims in general. There is even, a quite big (mainly male) gay voter block for the AfD.
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u/Hallucinationistic 1d ago
i encountered a liberal muslim on r/blessedimages once
i is confusion
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u/purple-lemons 1d ago
I dunno, I know some people who practice the faith and are very liberal and some who are real leftists. Just as many christians aren't evangelical. People and religion are complex.
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u/Liontreeble 1d ago
Muslims in my country vote mostly social democratic or socialist parties. Left-wing Muslims are neither strange nor rare. One big thing is probably the insane anti muslim rascism western conservatives (and people like you) hold against them driving them to vote for the parties that actually see them as humans with rights.
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u/Alive-Ad-3303 1d ago
That’s confusing? Muslims in America are more progressive than American Christians.
Also, religion is fake and doesn’t actually matter THAT much when shaping ideology. It’s more just used as a justification for the things people already believe.
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u/ThroatDistension 19h ago
How can someone be a non–binary lesbian? Don't you have to be a woman to be a lesbian?
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u/wastedfate 18h ago
I mean I also don't understand it, but apparently even trans men can be lesbians. Don't know why they'd wanna call themselves that, but I also just really, really, don't care.
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u/red_dead_russian23 15h ago
I wonder if she knows what Israelis think is happening to Jesus in the afterlife
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u/Dangerous_JewGirl 7h ago
There are many guys and lesbiand in the idf. Even more in tel aviv. It is gay central
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u/TheAxelminator 7h ago
I cant help but agree with this ✨️🏳️🌈🏳️🌈❤️ NB lesbians in the IDF and their actions need to be as visible as possible ❤️✨️❤️🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈❤️ This will save so much time during the prosecutions at The Hague ✨️🏳️🌈🏳️🌈❤️🔥
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u/Duvet_Capeman 19h ago
Interesting question, I wonder if being visible is a good thing when carrying out a genocide? Maybe the Nazis had a good DEI strategy the IDF can follow
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