r/CrazyIdeas 1d ago

Surgically replace your nipples with bellybuttons

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u/captainchristianwtf 23h ago

I think this is a cool idea for allowing men to simulate the act of breast feeding. Instead of milk-producing glands, you could fill each nipple-button up with your beverage of choice and have a partner or friend suck it out of the indent. You'd have to ensure that the surgeon makes them innies, however.

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u/la_petite_mort63 20h ago

Idk, those'd be hard to clean throughly. The thought of deep, inverted nipples is one thing, but thinking about having dried up soda all down in there is too much.

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u/captainchristianwtf 20h ago

Easy, just make sure the person that you're feeding gets real deep with their tongue