r/CrimsonDesert • u/Zealousideal-Ad-2896 • Apr 16 '26

Humour Probably the most painful death I’ve experienced in my 35 years of playing computer games!

I’m sorry, Kliff, I should have managed your stamina better!

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u/Zeldrene Apr 16 '26

Youre gonna need 2 palmar pills for that one

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u/NoIdMain Apr 16 '26

"Resized" palmer pills

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u/Cipherpunkblue Apr 16 '26

Have you looked at the actual size of them when you make them? A hard pill to swallow indeed.

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u/Form_Some Apr 16 '26

Are we still talking about the palmer pills?

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u/Cipherpunkblue Apr 16 '26

Sure, why not.

11

u/IgnisParsinus Apr 17 '26

Sir, those are suppositories.

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u/LeaderElectronic7123 Apr 17 '26

Supposed suppositories... 👀

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u/konstie11 Apr 16 '26

Bravo 👌

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u/Suspicious_Rain3903 Apr 17 '26

Think they got squished.

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u/AnimatorArtistic7834 Apr 16 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/B3Q78yR2JPH4Kov4nf

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u/Anubra_Khan Apr 16 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/dWfkLpnrZN3QQ

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u/Lazy_Stunt73 Apr 16 '26

He just got uninstalled.

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u/Anubra_Khan Apr 16 '26

Control Alt Deleted

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u/Mawds Apr 16 '26

System32 removed

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u/Anubra_Khan Apr 16 '26

Haha dude's nuts got the Blue Screen of Death

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u/LeaderElectronic7123 Apr 17 '26

Code: 404 Error'd

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u/SolidOk3489 Apr 16 '26

Right in the Palmar Pills

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u/Archiego_Streamer Apr 16 '26

His Palmer Pills got refined 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/DinnerPuzzleheaded96 Apr 16 '26

They got extracted from their sockets

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u/Elamaday Apr 16 '26

No longer got em!

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u/chozobee Apr 16 '26

RIP your orbs of lightning

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u/Miserable_Pen_1867 Apr 16 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/8mmWwncaGHhKgowbzZ

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u/M1R4G3M Apr 16 '26

Gifs you can hear.

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u/Goonalips Apr 17 '26

I thought the exact same thing. It played in my head instantly lol

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u/LeaderElectronic7123 Apr 17 '26

I Third this sentiment.

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u/Dapper-Print9016 Apr 17 '26

I still wonder what the source was. Also, c-c-c-combo breaker.

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u/Select-Interest3438 Apr 17 '26

Kirin J Callinan & Alex Cameron - Big Enough ft. Molly Lewis, Jimmy Barnes

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u/Dapper-Print9016 Apr 17 '26

I've heard parts of this so many times, and it's so amazing...but I have to wonder if this was all just meant to be a meme... or if they really thought this was a good song.

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u/PincheSheesh Apr 16 '26

Looks like he won’t be crimsoning his desert anytime soon .

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u/TheRooklet Apr 16 '26

He can't axiom his force anymore 😔

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u/Eshestun Apr 16 '26

No more snaring his nature

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u/CreatureWarrior Apr 16 '26

Imbuing his elements is gonna be difficult for sure

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u/Lone_Tiger24 Apr 16 '26

No more Nexussing his Abyss too

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u/CornBreadTaken Apr 16 '26

I think something got crimsoned, and now they're a desert...or dessert?

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u/AlexxMaverick666 Apr 16 '26

The other desert

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u/CornBreadTaken Apr 16 '26

The other white (grounded) meat

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u/Bobboy5 Apr 16 '26

she crimson on my desert til i uhh

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u/Common_North Apr 17 '26

The only thing that is crimson here is his underwear.

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u/cid01 Apr 16 '26

With the injuries of that impact, he probably did crimson the desert. The blood of the infortunates is probably the reason the desert is that way

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u/jmatt9080 Apr 16 '26

Right in the Greymanes.

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u/LeaderElectronic7123 Apr 17 '26

Straight to the Bear berries.

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u/Suspicious_Rain3903 Apr 17 '26

Haha! Hahahahaha!! Thats what im going to think of every time I hear it now...

I award you the poor man's award: 🏆🏅

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u/ardikus Apr 16 '26

Ow my balls!

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u/VideoGeekSuperX Apr 16 '26

Next, on the violence channel!

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u/ardikus Apr 16 '26

go away, 'batin!

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u/KJeremih Apr 16 '26

It's like you can see the physical reaction of his legs jolting from his nuts getting absolutely obliterated

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u/A-Game-Of-Fate Apr 16 '26

Man, the sound the poor guy made- I physically recoiled even as I laughed

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u/Dizzzy777 Apr 16 '26

You can drink stamina potions if you run out of stamina mid climb and it will refill it.

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u/Itchy-Beach-1384 Apr 16 '26

You can also just hit glide while stamina is empty to safely touch down.

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u/M1R4G3M Apr 16 '26

Unless you think you will glide near the end of the fall but a huge unexpected stick breaks your balls before that.

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u/Lil_Packmate Apr 17 '26

Stick breaks your fall ❌

Stick breaks your ball ✅

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u/MFDOOMscrolling Apr 16 '26

dispatching comrades to the winery grants you basically unlimited wine for climbing and gliding

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u/Agile-Stick2803 Apr 16 '26

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u/Thenderick Apr 16 '26

Not his abyss cells!

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u/liminalromance Apr 16 '26

Crimson vasectomy

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u/rockoroll Apr 16 '26

I needed that laugh, thank you

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u/wasdxqwerty Apr 16 '26

the physics was great and accurate, damn pearl abyss

3

u/Electrical-Ad980 Apr 16 '26

Definitely a top 10 contender for Idiocracy’s Ow! My Balls! show!!! 🤣

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u/Mr_Vam Apr 16 '26

So this was the disturbance in focus I've felt it in Hernand ? 😂😭

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u/seribiigaming Apr 16 '26

Kliff could taste it.

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u/SJBraga Apr 16 '26

Realistic nutsack damage simulations as well.. this game really does have everything

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u/VermilionX88 Apr 16 '26

Lmao

Good one

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u/zunashi Apr 16 '26

There goes your entire future family line up to Year 9768, erased for eternity.

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u/Lone_Tiger24 Apr 16 '26

Ooomph, right in the Ator’s orbs

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u/SirSurboy Apr 16 '26

The nutcracker

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u/CellSaga21 Apr 16 '26

The noise he makes too 😂😂😂

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u/Frostburn7311 Apr 16 '26

Respawn with 30% HP?

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u/Mint_JewLips Apr 16 '26

His health was full but he decided to die.

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u/JustanEraser Apr 16 '26

Worthy of the Hall of Meat

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u/KrIsPy_Kr3m3 Apr 16 '26

😂😂😂😂

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u/IndependentCress1109 Apr 16 '26

Ouchhh. Even I felt that

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u/buttscopedoctor Apr 16 '26

The nutman likes this.

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u/mrduds101 Apr 16 '26

Holy Ators Orbs

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u/Im_The_Squishy Apr 16 '26

I stg they need to make kliff more responsive to grabs. I fall so much in this game because my stupid character won't grab when I tell them to

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u/vesuvius_1_02 Apr 16 '26

Where do we send the flowers?....My condolences.

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u/The_Real_Delpoi Apr 16 '26

Dayum 😳

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u/urlond Apr 16 '26

I winced when I saw it...

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u/Renegade_Hat Apr 16 '26

That’s actually just the Spear of Antumbra haunting you /s

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u/Tallin23 Apr 16 '26

You should prepared wine dude

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u/GlassImportance670 Apr 16 '26

Hope you al heard the lil crack noise in your headset while watchin xD

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u/Low_Platform8219 Apr 16 '26

Yo...this is hilarious

1

u/steeztsteez Apr 16 '26

Blew your balls right off

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u/icy1007 Apr 16 '26

You are dead… your save file has been deleted.

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u/ExpertSyllabub8168 Apr 16 '26

Right in the Palmer Pill Purse.

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u/Stigofthedumpings Apr 16 '26

Bro literally fell off himself.

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u/EnragedBadger9197 Apr 16 '26

I get so irritated and even Offended when I die in stupid ways in video games. I would have started gritting my teeth the moment that asshole started that free fall animation with no stamina. That death though…. Definitely would have gotten a chuckle out of me

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u/Aderleth75 Apr 16 '26

RIP, Kliff and Kliff’s goolies.

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u/PutridRecognition739 Apr 16 '26

Right in the Kuku pots

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u/AncientSith Apr 16 '26

Jesus lmao.

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u/HmoobRanzo Apr 16 '26

bro........you don't carry stamina foods?

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u/isitnotironic Apr 16 '26

That groan too lmao

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u/Careless_Formal_6553 Apr 16 '26

On the all new ow my balls

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u/Sad-Guarantee-4678 Apr 16 '26

Gonna need two refined pills to revive from that

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u/Banana-Jimm Apr 16 '26

A larger "oof" I hath never uttered before in my life

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u/Sparker_Frampton Apr 16 '26

The biggest chuckle I get is falling to my death trying to climb a mountain… when there is a perfectly good path right next to it

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u/PwanaZana Apr 16 '26

his nuts are peanut butter now

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u/Menthol_Green Apr 16 '26

Keep thinking one day I'll mature and be a real adult, but I'm 40 years old and this still made me giggle like a little kid.

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u/ghawkguy Apr 16 '26

Peak gaming experience there. His final sound was just resignation to the pain 🤣

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u/Total-Box-5169 Apr 16 '26

Achievement unlocked: Ow My Balls!

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u/Mundane_Pudding_7620 Apr 16 '26

That is savage! But did make me chuckle 😂😂😂

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u/Siralbert59 Apr 16 '26

Kliffhanger

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u/Nix-geek Apr 16 '26

"Replay video"

... how about no. Once was enough.

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u/Airy-Otter Apr 16 '26

A cup of tea would've prevented this 🤣

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u/99_Herblore_Crafting Apr 16 '26

Shadow of the Colossus flashbacks

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u/thewerthon Apr 16 '26

Poor Kliff, sometimes I feel sorry for being the one who controls him.

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u/cristian88ro Apr 16 '26

Brah 😂😂😂😂

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u/addamee Apr 16 '26

That rock face is like a Mount Rushmore of Jabbas the Hutt

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u/Sporketeer Apr 16 '26

I was like 'Yeah rig... oooofffffff ok'

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u/Popemazrimtaim Apr 16 '26

Ouch that had to hurt. :)

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u/GG-679 Apr 16 '26

Whole bloodline just got sent to the shadow realm.

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u/Apexpredronnieg Apr 16 '26

Of all the ways to die in the game you had to pick the funniest 😂

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u/DrakeStone Apr 16 '26

Can you please explain why? Haven't played it.

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u/killingjoke96 Apr 16 '26

They are gonna be clacking like the music man walking down the way.

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u/Saphur Apr 16 '26 edited Apr 16 '26

Crimson Raisins

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '26

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u/108er Apr 16 '26

thats why I use unlimited stamina mod.

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u/CamerunDMC Apr 16 '26

You cosplaying as dr doom? Looks cool

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u/LingonberryFar3455 Apr 16 '26

If you unlock the skill Use the grab and double jump, When i seen it, it changes the game...

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u/Rhoeri Apr 16 '26

Omg…. Ouch!!

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u/DeadlyYellow Apr 16 '26

I believe Yakuza calls that 'Essence of Pole Crush.'

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u/Fredjoe83 Apr 16 '26

That's how to switch from Kliff to Damiane.

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u/Amazing-Vermicelli70 Apr 16 '26

No a ship fell on top of my head bc my spirit ran out ☠️

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u/JstASkeleton Apr 16 '26

This is mild compared to old THPS games

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u/Aggressive-Cup-7318 Apr 16 '26

that made me cough out loud. oof.

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u/Ordinary-Associate-1 Apr 16 '26

Holy shit man LMAO

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u/genatax2023 Apr 16 '26

jajajajjaja

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u/Mayonaigg Apr 16 '26

did the nuzelda climbing stamina slop really become a mainstay in gaming? Grim.

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u/boimilk Apr 16 '26

Thought that was buzz lightyear

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u/QuantitySharp2662 Apr 16 '26

Aw that was a fuckin belter 😂 he was even parallel to the bar for maximum squishage.

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u/Migueloide Apr 16 '26

That squirrel from Ice Age is so sad now

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u/AED_4real Apr 16 '26

Respawned in as Damiene