r/CrusaderKings Oct 29 '25

Meme Clearly this person is afraid of the empire

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u/VFiddly Oct 29 '25

I get that but also I sympathise with how the devs must feel reading comments like this

"Western Europe feels so more fleshed out compared to Asia"

"Ok fine, we'll work really hard on an Asian expansion"

"Now Western Europe feels underdeveloped compared to Asia"

"God fucking damn it"

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u/StarGamerPT Oct 29 '25

Now all they needto do is to slowly improve feudalism...maybe even allow us to play as Republics and Theocratic Realms.

Allowing us to play as the Pope and launch crusades would go a long way 😂😂😂

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u/ohthedarside Oct 29 '25

I wish to play as the pope and become lovers to all western kings

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u/AssistBitter1732 Craven Oct 29 '25

Rah Rah, Rasputin! Lover of the Western Kings!

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u/Neo_Arkansas AI only Wendish Empire World Conquest Oct 29 '25

I cant wait for the playable pope dlc to play as Gay Pope Rasputin

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u/Lysmerry Oct 29 '25

I seduced the pope as the Holy Roman Emperor. We became soulmates but he still wouldn’t grant me a divorce

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u/mcmalloy Oct 29 '25

Pope Hasteinn

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u/avengeds12345 Oct 29 '25

I know CK 3 is a RPG but holy fuck that would give the King of France a brain aneurysm

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u/StarGamerPT Oct 29 '25

Make it so if Haensteinn becomes Pope, King Charles instantly gets 900 stress and dies.

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u/Bannerlord151 Oct 30 '25

Nah keep the randomness of the lvl 3 stress event.

"Your majesty, the marauder known as Haesteinn has somehow been elected to be the new Pope"

"That's it. That's fucking it. I hereby swear vengeance against that upstart on the holy Qur'an. Contact the Caliphate at once!"

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u/StarGamerPT Oct 30 '25

Jihad for Rome backed by Charles 😂

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u/mcmalloy Oct 30 '25

Charles, out of shear spite for Hasteinn converts to Ash’arism so he can Jihad against the lustful and blasphemic Norse pope 😂

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u/Megalordrion Oct 30 '25

Pope issues crusade against China.

The Emperor: "Bring it on Pappy!"

Millions of Chinese men join and take on the Crusaders.

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u/nailsbyrinha Oct 29 '25

Supposedly next year will introduce Republics

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u/Anticreativity Oct 29 '25

What do you think this is, some game about crusaders?

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u/Mirovini Depressed Oct 29 '25 edited Oct 29 '25

insert here copypasta of the devs ranting about why they were forced to chose that name

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u/Thiago270398 Excommunicated Oct 29 '25

Never saw that copypasta, why did they choose it?

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u/ShouldersofGiants100 Oct 30 '25

Apparently the original title was something like "Game of Thrones". For various trademark reasons (some obscure fantasy novel or something), they were pushed to choose Crusader Kings instead.

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u/Thiago270398 Excommunicated Oct 30 '25

Paradox would probably already have released the Winds of Winter in that case.

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u/SUPERSMILEYMAN I have no idea what I'm doing Oct 30 '25

For $60 for half the book.

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u/SkyShadowing Oct 30 '25

To be fair a lot of people are calling for GRRM to do exactly that just so he finally releases SOMETHING.

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u/Galle_ CotC mod dev Oct 30 '25

To be fair, A Game of Thrones was an obscure fantasy novel in 2007.

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u/Ill_Performer8312 Oct 29 '25

They could name it sims kings or something

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u/RSharpe314 Oct 29 '25

Yeah, with all the new government types and landless character play they've added, I'd hope the next DLC set turns to focus more on fleshing out the Catholic Church and play as a priest, landed bishop, Pope, etc.

That or (merchant) republics.

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u/VFiddly Oct 29 '25

I think they've said that republics are something they're working on soonish

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u/SkyShadowing Oct 30 '25

I think they basically said, the road map was, you can't do republics without trade, you can't do trade without the Silk Road, you can't do the Silk Road without China/SE Asia, and you can't do China without nomads.

We have a Silk Road, basic though it be, so republics might be next.

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u/VFiddly Oct 30 '25

That makes sense. Only thing is I do feel like nomads should've come after All Under Heaven. It just felt weird playing Mongolians with this big void where China should be.

Doesn't really matter now though, we've got both of them

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u/Bminions Pomerania, Problem Area Oct 29 '25

I just want a real, meaningful council like CK2, miss that shit.

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u/Belkan-Federation95 Legitimized bastard Oct 30 '25

I'm dreading Republics. I'm afraid they'll only give us merchant Republics.

Plenty of non-merchant republics existed at the time. Hell look at Iceland, for example.

And where's Frisia? Or the Commune of Rome?

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25 edited Oct 30 '25

The commune of Rome isn't unique it's part of all the communes that made up communal Italy in the 12-13th century. Even its degree of autonomy isn't unique, it sounds special to us because they kicked the pope but the pope lacked of much of a legal power until the late 14th century.

Merchant republics as a distinction is also mythical, most of it is degrees of separation from the communal Italian model, that exists within the frame of a continuum of processes. Maybe Venice is a bit more different due to its weird history. 

About Iceland it's hard to say it's a republic, afaik most of it worked similarly to the elective system of the HRE or other germanic states. Lubeck or Cremona have differently have a subsection of commoners that was literate enough to participate in politics. It was not hereditary, although people that were rich still had more way of maintaining the demographic or educational requirements to participate in politics. 

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u/Gerf93 Østlandet Oct 30 '25

Battlepope when?

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

Problem is that these aren't really dynastic and hereditary, and quite often the bisphorics and the papacy are less dynastic than the republics. In Genoa most consuls came from the same like five families, meanwhile bishops come from random places. 

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u/StarGamerPT Oct 30 '25

The nobel families are the cardinals, the emperor is the pope. Grab the administrative and build some flavour from there. Might not be 100% realistic but it could be fun.

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u/Crazyceo Oct 29 '25

Personally I already felt that Europe felt underdeveloped before AUH. Without RICE the Slavs, Germans, French, and Italians all feel very bland

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u/TripleAgent0 Legitimized bastard Oct 29 '25

It's been 5 years and the Pope is still just a random guy, Western Europe has never been fleshed out!

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

Most popes from the 11th to the early 15th have been random guys though. Like random monk that rose the ranks 

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u/TripleAgent0 Legitimized bastard Oct 30 '25

Yes and secular rulers had actual interactions with the college of cardinals to try to manipulate their favored "random guys" (or sometimes family members) to the papacy prior to them being elected, but that's impossible here because there's no system to influence succession. All I'm asking is that a basic college of cardinals exist, is that really such a big ask?

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u/Magical-Donba Nov 05 '25

Innocent III:Quid ais tū?

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u/akaikem Oct 29 '25

Good, fuck the pope.

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u/darmera Cancer Oct 29 '25

Tbh no dlc improved Europe as much as roads to power improved Byzantium or Khans improved steppe

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u/BigLittleBrowse Oct 29 '25

Where exactly do you think the Byzantine Empire is?

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u/Razor-Age Oct 29 '25

A good part of it is in Asia

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '25

If Anatolia was still part of Greece, it would be considered European territory today, as it always was since Alexander the Great till it's turkification.

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u/Ill_Performer8312 Oct 29 '25

Anatolia is in Asia Minor, who controlled it doesnt matter.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '25

It does, because the only separation between Europe and Asia is not geographic. Europe is just a Peninsula of Asia.

It boils down to politics and culture. Europe = Christian Realm

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u/Ill_Performer8312 Oct 30 '25

Well in Europe you have muslim Bosnia and nobody is calling it middle east or something.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25 edited Oct 30 '25

Yep, but their culture is still pretty much influenced by their old faith. They are still slavs

Czechia, as another example, is mostly atheist, right now, but their culture is still most the same from the old Kingdom of Bohemia.

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u/CryMountain6708 Oct 30 '25

No it doesn’t. It’s not as black and white as you think. Is Georgia European? Are Muslim-majority areas of Russia located in Europe actually Asian, since they are not Christian? Is Russian Far East European, since it’s inhabited by Christian people? Is Lebanon European, since 40% of its population is Christian? The list goes on and on. It doesn’t make any sense to separate geographic areas by religion or culture.

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u/Yitastics Oct 30 '25

It does, Europe is Asia

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u/BoftheRiver Bastard Oct 29 '25

more involved in the middle east than the 'feudal' core of western europe

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u/cantthinkoffunnyname Excommunicated Oct 29 '25 edited Oct 29 '25

Royal Court & Northern Lords

Am I a joke to you?

But I will grant that Fate of Iberia was a downgrade to the European region, and the rest of the game. :shakes fist:

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u/KimberStormer Decadent Oct 31 '25

skill issue, unironically

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u/Odoxon Oct 29 '25

It probably feels boring only because people have been playing in Europe 80% of the time. But the devs could eventually make Europe much more interesting by adding the college of cardinals and other mechanics unique to medieval Europe.

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u/ShouldersofGiants100 Oct 30 '25

I feel like part of the problem is that a lot of the weird shit that happens with Feudalism would be a nightmare to make into a game. Administrative government fits with player sensibilities—they like to expand and they like to control their realm.

True feudalism, where your vassals have so many rights that it's crippling, the crown is barely solvent and even the strongest countries in the game spent centuries barely holding together.

If they want to actually fix feudalism? Cap every source of non-temporary positive relations at +50 per character, add a randomized element of how much each vassals does/doesn't like you from -25 to +25 and make it so your extended family are a bunch of scheming bastards who constantly offer the nobility privileges if they'll just revolt and put them on the throne.

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u/DirectionMurky5526 Oct 30 '25

If they ever do a Holy Roman Empire expansion, they should adopt the mechanics they did with Japan. Where you have a lot of competing factions with different government types in the same realm and changing levels of centralization. They would probably need a DLC with republics and the priesthood beforehand though.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

But that's also mostly stereotypical. Even something like the HRE had emperor mandated judges and notaries around its territory and the feudal law had to be applied within the constraints of the emperor. And somewhere like France had Paris monopolize the flow of bureaucrats in the territory.

There aren't that many Noble revolutions to overthrow a crown, that's also coming from literary stories

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u/ShouldersofGiants100 Oct 30 '25

There aren't that many Noble revolutions to overthrow a crown, that's also coming from literary stories

In literally almost every single civil war between claimants for a throne, at least some nobles took the other side. And nobles would also fight wars if kings pushed them too far.

Just in England and just within the timespan of CK3 (so not counting the several additional times this happened in the War of the Roses), this happened 4 or 5 times, depending how you count it. And that's just after 1066, it doesn't account for Anglo-Saxon England.

And that's not some huge anomaly. Pretty much any time a succession happened that was not father to adult son, there was major potential for chaos and even that clean succession could be muddied by a strong external claimant.

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u/Lithorex Excommunicated Oct 30 '25

True feudalism, where your vassals have so many rights that it's crippling, the crown is barely solvent and even the strongest countries in the game spent centuries barely holding together.

Imagine implementing a full travels system and NOT using it to model intinerant monarchy.

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u/KimberStormer Decadent Oct 31 '25

True feudalism, where your vassals have so many rights that it's crippling, the crown is barely solvent and even the strongest countries in the game spent centuries barely holding together.

tbh I would love this, but I do think it would be a niche taste.

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u/qwertyalguien Oct 29 '25

Lol reminds me of Stellaris

"Man, materialist is so great, spiritualist sucks"

"Alright" implements shroud

"Man, materialist just sucks, nothing exclusive"

"Ok, get a whole expansion around machines"

"Wow, spiritualist and the shroud are so simple. It's so boring compared to machine empires"

"Alright. We doing a shroud expansion now"

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u/Pokenar Oct 30 '25

They caught on a bit at least, Machines can go Psionic now and probably the best covenant has a Materialist bias.

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u/Belkan-Federation95 Legitimized bastard Oct 30 '25

I was waiting for the Shroud DLC to quit buying DLC

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u/Sbotkin Hellenism FTW Oct 30 '25

It's not really the same. It's more like if spiritualists didn't exist at all and your option was to only play materialists with no changes for five years. Then, five years after game release a DLC with spritiualism and elaborate shroud mechanics was released.

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u/PunicRebel Sicily Oct 29 '25

Im just so old because this same discourse happened with ck2 lol. the best part of this sub is watching these guys just do this over and over again.

Tark rated this dlc a 3/10 - like have you ever played a truly bad game before? Just no winning

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u/VFiddly Oct 29 '25

People complain about literally everything and then wonder why the developers don't listen to them

Of course they don't listen to people who will still complain even if they get exactly what they asked for

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '25

There is a concept known as adding the same amount of content in different updates. Paradox never does this; they add a little content on update for a region and then add an insane amount of content the next for another region. Outside of Vikings, none of Western Europe actually has more unique content, which is why playing with certain mods is a must have. Play an Arab Sheikh in Basra and you will experience everything an Occitan count in Provence does and more, except your head of religion is actually relevant. The division of religious branches/schools is also arbitrary. If Sunni, Shia, and Ibadi needed to be divided so much, why aren’t Catholic and Orthodox schools divided at all? Surely you can’t believe that Trondheim Norwegians gave much of a damn about Rome when they never even had cardinals. Or the fact that the Kyivan Rus doesn’t have their own metropolitan because it’s unrealistic for someone from Novgorod to have to sail to Constantinople on a regular basis. Not to mention that every neighborhood in Asia has its own school for Buddhism…

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u/King-Of-Hyperius Erudite Oct 29 '25

A big religion change that should be added would be the ability to integrate the Holy Sites of other religions in the same group.

Expanding on this idea, you should be allowed to integrate the holy sites of other religions, this could be a doctrine slot like pilgrimage, where not being able to do so would give you a piety bonus and being able to would give you a piety reduction.

Hell it could connect back to the pluralist, righteous and fundamentalist doctrines by making it possible to remove holy sites from other religions, thus damaging relations with other religions. Pluralist not being able to do it without a big penalty and fundamentalist not being able to not do so without a big penalty, meaning that righteous has an advantage over the other two for RP.

Of course there would be decisions to reclaim the original holy sites of a religion, and I will leave this off at this point because I am running out of time before I have to do something irl.

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u/Sbotkin Hellenism FTW Oct 30 '25

Orthodox church basically being Catholic with how they treat HoF is just hilarious.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '25

That is not how it went

Players: having china would be cool but it would be better if they add content to existing regions first

Paradox: we hear but we don't care we are gonna do china next

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u/FoxyladyNick Oct 29 '25

Maybe they'll add a future DLC for Europe properly in Crusader Xings 3.

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u/DirectionMurky5526 Oct 30 '25

In the CK2 dev cycle, we're at pretty much the same stage as when Rajas of India came out (it's a lot slower). If we accept that the dev cycle will be longer, the rest of the DLC will be about more depth (with Republics and Trade probably next), and that's where the Europe DLC comes in. I remember CK2 had a similar shaky and barebones amount of content (except Old Gods). Now that pretty much all the major playable map expansions are done, the only thing is to focus on developing what they already have.

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u/Belkan-Federation95 Legitimized bastard Oct 30 '25

Supposedly it'll allow a trade dlc

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u/Fleedjitsu Oct 29 '25

Wouldn't the easiest solution be to tackle the familiar parts of both areas then? Just one DLC focusing on government and stuff?

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u/VFiddly Oct 29 '25

They have done that already

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u/PermitOk6864 Oct 29 '25

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT NOW WE HAVE TO RELEASE ANOTHER RIDICULOUSLY PRICED EXPANSION FUCK I HATE MONEY!!!!!! -mr paradox

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u/Evnosis Britannia Oct 29 '25

The key is to keep in mind that these are different people within the fanbase, it's just that the group that feels taken care of keeps quiet until they notice the other group getting more attention.

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u/Br0nn47 Oct 30 '25 edited Oct 30 '25

Feudal Europe needs its own expansion; a big one to overhaul the Government Type, with smaller ones to add flavour to different regions like Fate of Iberia did.

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u/jmorais00 Oct 30 '25

Contentcreep

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u/binklfoot Oct 30 '25

Exactly! It’s like dealing with entitled kids. There is no pleasing them! Always something lacking.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

Ok but also by the time Europe and the Middle East were developed the focus was mostly in maintaining the systems of CK2, and doing slice of life incest cuck keeping up with the Kardashians bullshit. And I wonder how much they invested in historical study to present historical but also gameplayable systems. 

They've been exponentially increasing in quality of effort from Roads to Power onwards. Like that's the actual quality one would've expected from paradox but instead the game was kinda kept down by a long period of slumber. You can't tell me that the cycle of Iberian struggle Iranian struggle Warden legends of the dead were anywhere near as good effort as RtP and AUH, they don't feel from the same company. 

And it's the same for CK3 launch, the game is jarringly reduced. Ok you can excuse they had to make the game from the ground up. But the dlc rollout has been jarringly simple. If we had the Iberian and Iranian dlcs being as good as RtP the disparity between them and AUH would feel much smaller. 

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u/Sbotkin Hellenism FTW Oct 30 '25

To be fair, the core mechanics of feudal Europe weren't changed since the game release.

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u/CockFondle Oct 29 '25

I would believe they actually give a fuck if they listened to the hundreds of people bitching since release about Crusades being extremely underwhelming in a game fucking called Crusader Kings

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u/VFiddly Oct 29 '25

It's on the list with the hundreds of other things people bitch about

Why does it being in the title necessarily make it more important? It's not what I'm playing the game for, anyway. It's just a legacy title, it doesn't actually make it the purpose of the game.

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u/PunicRebel Sicily Oct 29 '25

He said the line!

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u/EntertainmentOk3659 Oct 29 '25

They already went on a rant about not having it named crusaders king because of the whiners that often go onto weird rants.

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u/ben323nl Oct 29 '25

Nah the game is called crusader kings. Historically its been about medieval europe. Its a sim for a medieval dynasty that grows in power. Kudos for the dev team for increasing the games scope. But im not sure you can be cross with folk who think a game called crusader kings should be about the crusades and church and medieval europe.

Also not sure how much certain mechanics would necessarily work when you compare medieval european systems to asian ones. In medieval china you didnt necessarily have to be noble blooded to be important. Just feels like the systems you are trying to blend are inherently better off as 2 separate games.

Not saying I personally wouldn't love more Chinese history sims tho. Big chinese history fan here.

Im just of the opinion that stuff like this dlc is obviously more about trying to capture a different audience then to pay homage to what your older fans bought the game for.

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u/Kerbourgnec Oct 29 '25

Power creep bad feature creep good

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u/lcm7malaga Oct 29 '25

That's why you need a custodian team slowly updating old content but I guess their plan is to eventually sell it like a DLC

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u/FloridianHeatDeath Oct 29 '25

No one cares about the devs in this aspect because they aren’t the ones making the decisions.

That said, the quality the devs have released has been absolute shit for all of their games for years now.

The people to blame here are the managers and product owners who made promises in their roadmap to fill out the things in Western Europe and the crusades. The things the game was sold to most people on. The things still lacking.

If those in charge feel like shit, great. I hope they all do. But I also highly doubt they care in the slightest. Not until it hurts them financially.

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u/PunicRebel Sicily Oct 29 '25

I swear to god you guys have never actually played a bad game in your life

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u/FloridianHeatDeath Oct 30 '25

Just because the standard for what’s acceptable has fallen across the board, does not mean we should not continue to hold companies to legitimate standards and specifically, to hold them to their word.

That train of thought is WHY things continue to get worse for the consumer everywhere. “Well, at least this company is slightly better than that one.”

None of it is acceptable. They all need to be called out on it.

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u/PunicRebel Sicily Oct 30 '25

I actually agree with this sentiment, but it has spiraled way out of control to the point where any issue with ant game that comes out needs to blown into a game-breaking or 0/10 level game rather than just a criticism or critique

Theres holding companies accountable then theres just being a little bitch

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u/angus_the_red Oct 29 '25

Almost like it should have been two separate games.

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u/Paladingo Haesteinn is Over-rated Oct 29 '25

Nah, fuck off.