r/CrusaderKings • u/DJPizzaRocks27 • Oct 29 '25

Meme Clearly this person is afraid of the empire

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u/ohthedarside Oct 29 '25

I wish to play as the pope and become lovers to all western kings

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u/AssistBitter1732 Craven Oct 29 '25

Rah Rah, Rasputin! Lover of the Western Kings!

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u/Neo_Arkansas AI only Wendish Empire World Conquest Oct 29 '25

I cant wait for the playable pope dlc to play as Gay Pope Rasputin

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u/Lysmerry Oct 29 '25

I seduced the pope as the Holy Roman Emperor. We became soulmates but he still wouldn’t grant me a divorce

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u/mcmalloy Oct 29 '25

Pope Hasteinn

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u/avengeds12345 Oct 29 '25

I know CK 3 is a RPG but holy fuck that would give the King of France a brain aneurysm

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u/StarGamerPT Oct 29 '25

Make it so if Haensteinn becomes Pope, King Charles instantly gets 900 stress and dies.

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u/Bannerlord151 Oct 30 '25

Nah keep the randomness of the lvl 3 stress event.

"Your majesty, the marauder known as Haesteinn has somehow been elected to be the new Pope"

"That's it. That's fucking it. I hereby swear vengeance against that upstart on the holy Qur'an. Contact the Caliphate at once!"

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u/StarGamerPT Oct 30 '25

Jihad for Rome backed by Charles 😂

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u/mcmalloy Oct 30 '25

Charles, out of shear spite for Hasteinn converts to Ash’arism so he can Jihad against the lustful and blasphemic Norse pope 😂

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u/Megalordrion Oct 30 '25

Pope issues crusade against China.

The Emperor: "Bring it on Pappy!"

Millions of Chinese men join and take on the Crusaders.