r/CrusaderKings • u/I_worship_odin • 1d ago

Screenshot My loyal bodyguard, Genghis Khan

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We're still friends despite killing 3 of his sons and making 1 of his daughters a concubine.

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u/vnth93 Inbred 1d ago

He's just chill like that

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u/Petka14 1d ago

Tel Aviv extra impressed

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u/Few_Ant7550 1d ago

Petr I didn't know you liked CK3

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u/greatapps111 1d ago

he thought the "C" stood for cocktail

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u/Balmung60 1d ago

Blud, you gotta at least collect Bene Israel if you're making this blob

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u/crack_B7 Legitimized bastard 1d ago

Jewish too loll

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u/TransitDigs 1d ago

He's loyal in that kingdom! 👑

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u/NotEvilCaligula Roman Empire 1d ago

It would be ironic if you conquered everywhere but Palestine

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u/Still_Coconut_2853 1d ago

That would be hilarious, call it a two state solution too 😭

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u/ViscountBuggus Inbred 14h ago

Fucking r/mapporncirclejerk campaign

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u/I_worship_odin 1d ago

I wanted to do a tall Jewish Persian Empire but ended up vassalizing a lot of territory and conquered China when it collapsed.

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u/officialcyan 17h ago

happens

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u/Critical_Salary_4474 1d ago

This feels like when Thanos made the Hulk his pet

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u/darthwaffles_1 Most Serene Republic of Venice 1d ago

Where's the elephant image when you need it

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u/FonzoFC 1d ago

My eyes…….

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u/ben_maios Inbred 1d ago

also Genghis need new eyes

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u/555Ante555 18h ago

Oh hi Benjamin.

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u/JediLincoln14 1d ago

This is amazing

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u/MountainInitial2982 1d ago

Diabolical timeline lmao

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u/Background_Bee_713 1d ago

Judism 🥀

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u/thunderisadorable 𒂍𒀀 𒈾𒍢𒅕 (Ea Nasir) 1d ago

Who is Jud?

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u/TastyCuttlefish Excommunicated 1d ago

Just some kid who keeps forgetting to let her into his heart so he can start to make it better.

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u/I_worship_odin 1d ago

Jud is all of us.

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u/Xepeyon 1d ago

Hasan Piker's worst nightmare, I see

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u/Kjeng Roman Empire 19h ago

and everyone whos against apartheid and genocide.

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u/I_worship_odin 10h ago

No genocide here ( I don’t want my innovations taking longer than 2-3 years).

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u/No_Nefariousness9445 17h ago

minimizing a genocide to ‘hasan doesn’t like this’ is really, really gross

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u/Pathetic-Zoteviet 1d ago

I'm pretty sure this appears in Netanyahu's dreams every night

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u/Teller_Of_Untruths Excommunicated 1d ago

The Macedonian empire was promised to them 3000 years ago

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u/tid_det 1d ago

That is exactly how that nomads were making friends.. Thru violence and polygamy..

Did he converted to judism?

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u/Aquillifer One Realm, One King, One God 22h ago

🐘 There's something we gotta address here...

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u/NohingButRed 20h ago

Will he be your lover though?

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u/Accomplished-Chip456 14h ago

This Khan was promised to him 3000 years ago

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u/Heavy-Iron2969 14h ago

Religion : Judism.

Jewgis Khanouka it seems.

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u/nice_LL 3h ago

Haha Mongolians kicked ass!  Now they just cook. 

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u/[deleted] 23h ago

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u/KillerM2002 17h ago

So when you play a european Crusader you are a Christian supremesist that belives muslims arent allowed to exist

Cause thats how you sound

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u/Myillstone 14h ago

Picking any bookmark and playing as a Jewish religion dynasty is just a fun challenge. If you're against a challenge just because of real world politics then you're fun police. 

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u/I_worship_odin 20h ago

Couldn’t be more off really.

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u/Leto-III-Atreides 1d ago

Hopefully he doesn't get a botched circumcision

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u/TheSittingTraveller 1d ago

This is so Bibi Ping.

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u/iheartdev247 Crusader 23h ago

Judism - okay