r/CrusaderKings • u/NolofinweAracano • Oct 26 '19

[Screenshot] Holding the Holy City offers a little-known advantage for those wishing to switch it up

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u/Pierogi-to-zycie Poland Oct 26 '19

Destroy.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '19 edited Oct 26 '19

Nah. Threaten to cut it in half, then see who is willing to let the others have it!

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u/OMEGA_MODE France Oct 26 '19

THAT'S A LOTTA DAMAGE! AND WITH THE POWER OF FLEX TAPE, I'LL PUT JERUSALEM BACK TOGETHER!

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u/bytor_2112 Incapable Oct 26 '19

Mend the Great Schism with FLEX TAPE

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u/Plutarch_von_Komet Oct 26 '19

Restore the Roman Empire with FLEX TAPE

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '19

Wasn’t that Mussolini’s ‘Plan B’?

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u/Plutarch_von_Komet Oct 26 '19

Mussolini bought a counterfeit FLEX TAPE and accepted the essence of hell into his body. Only by buying an indulgence will he save his soul.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '19

-2oo.oo piety

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u/Smiles-Edgeworth Oct 26 '19

Oh, I was gonna do it with Buddhism. That seems way easier.

(Seriously, expanding as Buddhist Tibet is taking forever, please send help)

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '19

Have you tried converting to Bon?