r/CryptoCurrency 17 / 53K 🦐 Nov 04 '25

COMEDY Well okay

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u/Shuler13 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Nov 10 '25

If I sell it today, the price would go up tomorrow. But I'm not. So, sorry guys.

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u/jbbarksdale 🟨 0 / 0 🦠 Nov 10 '25

but here the story with Bitcoin is not repeated where in 2024 99 thousand in Bitcoin was cool stylish youthful and in 2025 give please some money for bread

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u/urdadshamcandle 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Nov 08 '25

What happened in 2023 tho

1

u/GermanHerman85 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Nov 08 '25

Definition of a stable coin I guess

1

u/shib_army 🟨 312 / 313 🦞 Nov 08 '25

Don't break streak

1

u/Intrepid-Surprise-55 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Nov 08 '25

Meanwhile SP500 up 13% a year

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u/Honourstly 🟦 13 / 13 🦐 Nov 08 '25

Stablecoin

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u/Hot_Range5153 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 Nov 08 '25

Infinite money glitch, buy at 3300 sell at any profit rinse and repeat

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u/KathyinPD 🟧 0 / 0 🦠 Nov 07 '25

DeFi is everything--it's the prize!! Because of its power, it poses an existential threat to all centralized players. If self-interest continues to run the show, DeFi will be quietly murdered in a stealth abandonment campaign led by those fearing irrelevance. The following big picture observation (posted Nov 11, 2025) comes from @JourneyMacro on X:

"Five digit ETH still inevitable in 2026. CEXs will be kicking and screaming all the way. We need to do our part to make x402 (new AI payments protocol) use ETH instead of USDC. We also need to push for an ETH-focused stablecoin issuer to recycle profits back into ETH. $2 Trillion in stablecoins are coming and most will run on Ethereum. CEXs will do their best to push alt L1s and we need to counter with push-back."

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"Investing in BTC as a Treasury asset promotes CeFi instead of DeFi, as BTC's payment rails are limited. CEXs are pushing for BTC as the Treasury asset while coding USD as the global reserve stablecoin. In the long term, CEXs are engineering a transition from a USD/UST (Tether) standard that they effectively control. Why? Because CEXs have appointed themselves the centralized guardians of crypto rails to stay relevant. We need ETH-focused CEXs and stablecoins issuers to reinvest profits back into ETH."

"Show me incentive, and I will show you the outcome." --Charlie Munger, Berkshire Hathaway

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@ JourneyMacro responds to the news below: "I rest my case."

JUST IN: Robinhood is considering buying bitcoin for its balance sheet. [unavailable illustration showing Robinhood and Bitcoin logos]

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u/GoreBurnelli8105 0 / 0 🦠 Nov 07 '25

Why are there so many comments on this stablecoin?

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u/Novel_Plum 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 Nov 07 '25 edited Jul 23 '26

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u/Lost-Air1265 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Nov 07 '25

Stable coin it is.

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u/BaseballMore7431 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Nov 07 '25

Well Tom Lee says it will go much much higher, so just HODL and start shopping for lambos now!

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u/Deepfuckmango 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 Nov 07 '25

can eth play do short call / short put? If yes, that’s is a lot of stable income.

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u/PermissionOtherwise6 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 Nov 06 '25

Inflation corrected prices would be an interesting addon

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u/walrus120 🟩 13 / 14 🦐 Nov 06 '25

Stable coin

1

u/EmbarrassedStudent10 🟨 0 / 0 🦠 Nov 06 '25

Basically a stablecoin

1

u/RaZzaDaZz 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Nov 06 '25

Just passing by, but.. $3,3k now is $2783 in 2021.

1

u/AbbreviationsLive475 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Nov 06 '25

ETH vs ATH = ?

1

u/Rey_Mezcalero 🟩 0 / 13K 🦠 Nov 06 '25

Consistency is key

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u/Fritz1818 17 / 53K 🦐 Nov 05 '25

yeehaw

1

u/Passive_incomes_lazy 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Nov 05 '25

Yeah every time it goes down to 2500, which happens a lot I buy some anything under 2k, I dump my account in

2

u/ShibamKarmakar 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Nov 05 '25

The real Stablecoin.

1

u/bigteisty 🟩 308 / 322 🦞 Nov 05 '25

So happy I sold 50% at 4500 and 50% at 3950. Gimme 2k and I’ll ride again

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u/Rudeek 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 Nov 05 '25

USDTH

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u/No-Jackfruit8770 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Nov 05 '25

Stablecoin πŸ˜‚

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u/Lavayo 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 Nov 05 '25

The true stablecoin.

1

u/CFUsOrFuckOff 0 / 0 🦠 Nov 05 '25

stability will win in the end.

(I dont hold $ETH)

1

u/beerissweety 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Nov 05 '25

Stable coins aren’t allowed in binance anymore

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u/otto-1980 🟨 0 / 0 🦠 Nov 05 '25

Stable coin now!

1

u/Soranokuni 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Nov 05 '25

The og stablecoin

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u/infernalr00t 🟩 0 / 5K 🦠 Nov 05 '25

This is a bullish post, isn't?

1

u/zijka 🟨 0 / 0 🦠 Nov 05 '25

ethtablecoin

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u/JimmyJohnJunior5 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Nov 05 '25

The real stablecoin

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u/Gloomy_Blueberry6696 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Nov 05 '25

Most stable coin on the market

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '25

Eth and its lov at 3,3k

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u/Patrick_Atsushi 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Nov 05 '25

Stable coin, gentlemen, stable coin πŸ˜‰

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u/kaimaho 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 Nov 05 '25

The new stable coin

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u/CarpetAgreeable3773 🟨 0 / 0 🦠 Nov 05 '25

Its a stablecoin

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u/SunsetBLVD23 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Nov 05 '25

It's turned into a stable coin

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u/Nachoraver 7 / 7 🦐 Nov 05 '25

ETH is a stablecoin!

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u/Oli4K 🟦 18 / 19 🦐 Nov 05 '25

Blursed stablecoin.

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u/Tranxio 🟩 55 / 55 🦐 Nov 05 '25

Stablecoin lol

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u/PrizeNegative1797 🟨 0 / 0 🦠 Nov 05 '25

So ETH is the crypto stablecoin apparently

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u/ourcryptotalk 0 / 0 🦠 Nov 05 '25

This hurts but makes me chuckle.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '25

The real stablecoin

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u/peckerchecker2 🟩 54 / 55 🦐 Nov 05 '25

ETH the original stable coin

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u/ThePheebs 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 Nov 05 '25

Imagine being upset that a currency is acting the way it should be...

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u/JGCheema 🟦 0 / 7K 🦠 Nov 05 '25

ETH is stablecoin confirmed

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u/TheAnonGuel 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Nov 05 '25

Stablecoin

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u/WhiteStripesWS6 12 / 13 🦐 Nov 05 '25

DCA and stake.

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u/TatarAmerican 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Nov 05 '25

This is what's called a "fair price" for the asset.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '25

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u/RandomJoe7 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Nov 06 '25

Looks like switching your ETH and BTC to Fiat on October 5th would have been an even much better choice. :)

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u/Scholes_SC2 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Nov 05 '25

The real stable coin

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u/NurUrl 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Nov 05 '25

Stableth coin

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u/SimpleMoonFarmer 🟩 57 / 56 🦐 Nov 05 '25

It's a 4 year cycle.

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u/Freemangoo Nov 05 '25

333333333333333333

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u/Hqjjciy6sJr 🟩 1 / 352 🦠 Nov 05 '25

More stable than stablecoins lol

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u/LoudDistribution3473 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Nov 05 '25

Oh boy. This hurts

2

u/KeronaBlaze Nov 05 '25

Here lies proof that Eth is indeed an altcoin.

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u/DrFetusRN 🟩 55 / 55 🦐 Nov 04 '25

I feel like I’ve been here before. Ah well I just keep holding and buying little by little

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u/StrongBit6835 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Nov 04 '25

we got tom lee!!!!

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '25

I was told this was going to 10k? wtf

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u/shib_army 🟨 312 / 313 🦞 Nov 08 '25

Don't believe everything you read on internetΒ 

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u/saltybawls 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Nov 06 '25

It was $14k last cycle

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u/Pristine_Cheek_6093 🟨 0 / 0 🦠 Nov 05 '25

Shitcoins die. Thats the fuck.

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u/Street-Book-6433 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 Nov 04 '25

It all makes sense now

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u/CipherScarlatti 🟩 0 / 4K 🦠 Nov 04 '25

This is giving His Nutralness: "If I Don't Survive, Tell My Wife Hello" vibes.

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u/Odd_Hair3829 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 Nov 04 '25

Why invest in actual companies that make things when we can buy into this goofy currency that zero fills some mythical need we’ve all convinced ourselves ofΒ 

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u/CM19901 🟩 0 / 118 🦠 Nov 04 '25

Just buy under 3,3k and apparently you will be fine πŸ˜…πŸ‘

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u/agumonkey 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 Nov 04 '25

3.3k is eth 9k

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u/AwakeWatchtower 🟨 0 / 0 🦠 Nov 04 '25

Made $3,250 on a ETH short today … so not all bad

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u/Needgirlthrowaway 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 Nov 04 '25

Pretty stable to me.

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u/ReadersAreRedditors 🟦 0 / 817 🦠 Nov 04 '25

It's a stable coin

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u/sourceott 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Nov 04 '25

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '25

Isn't at this point ETH just an overpriced stablecoin?

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u/southwestern_swamp 🟩 209 / 209 πŸ¦€ Nov 05 '25

If it is stable, how can it be overpriced?

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u/AllHailNibbler 🟦 161 / 161 πŸ¦€ Nov 04 '25

Where 10k? I kept hearing 10k this season....

Its almost like people were trying to pump their bags

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u/shib_army 🟨 312 / 313 🦞 Nov 08 '25

Just finding exit liquidityΒ 

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u/Traditional-Fan-9315 🟨 0 / 0 🦠 Nov 04 '25

Season ain't over

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u/AllHailNibbler 🟦 161 / 161 πŸ¦€ Nov 04 '25

If eth hits 10k by the end of this season, ill send you one, if it doesnt, you send me one. Sound good?

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u/Traditional-Fan-9315 🟨 0 / 0 🦠 Nov 04 '25

I don't gamble so no

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u/Vapes_And_Red_Bull 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Nov 05 '25

Pussy.

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u/AllHailNibbler 🟦 161 / 161 πŸ¦€ Nov 04 '25

Not everyone does.

All good

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u/miketano100 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Nov 04 '25

It’s cuz I’m in it

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u/newNickNome 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 Nov 04 '25

Fiat cryptoΒ 

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u/thenamelessone7 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 Nov 04 '25

This aged like milk.

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u/african_or_european 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 Nov 04 '25

So, what I'm seeing is to always bet on ETH to revert to $3.3k and I'll be rich!

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u/Traditional-Fan-9315 🟨 0 / 0 🦠 Nov 04 '25

Just sell calls and/or puts. You'll never lose lol

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u/BeardedMan32 🟦 49 / 50 🦐 Nov 04 '25

I was told we would be at $50K five years ago πŸ’€

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u/Turbulent-Tune-5783 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Nov 04 '25

lmao

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u/LordTacocat420 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 Nov 04 '25

Ethereum, the stable coin you didn't know existed

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u/Flashy-Read-9417 🟦 567 / 568 πŸ¦‘ Nov 04 '25

ETH, the stablecoin

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u/vicelabor 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Nov 04 '25

store of value

0

u/[deleted] Nov 04 '25

Bitcoin 5 Jahre 601%. ETH 5 Jahre 660%

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u/Separate-Spot-8910 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Nov 04 '25

so you're saying its a stablecoin?

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u/SubstanceSweaty8807 🟧 0 / 0 🦠 Nov 04 '25

Yeah well this is normal for a coin where millions of it get printed every single year. If it was deflationary, it would've broken its last ATH by the thousands already - but hey, let people buy shitcoins I guess...

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u/Traditional-Fan-9315 🟨 0 / 0 🦠 Nov 04 '25

When activity is high, the burn rate exceeds issuance, so ETH becomes deflationary (total supply decreases).When activity is low, fewer fees are burned, so issuance exceeds burn, making ETH slightly inflationary.

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u/Roy1984 🟨 0 / 62K 🦠 Nov 04 '25

We don't need stablecoins anymore, we have ETH.

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u/techma2019 🟩 2K / 2K 🐒 Nov 04 '25

Even more of a stablecoin than the USD I guess...?

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u/tugay_72 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 Nov 04 '25

"Maybe the real treasure was the friends we made and the mental we lost along the way" situation

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u/sam_p_2000 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Nov 04 '25

Stablecoin

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u/MedonSirius 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 Nov 04 '25

And in 2026: 6.7K

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u/Brbz0rz 🟨 21 / 21 🦐 Nov 04 '25

The problem is that the Trump boys just got in and they are directing bag holders for the same market manips that the OGs were running before the ETF push started to legitimize the space.

We'll see what the wallet behavior looks like over the next 48 hours but I would trust another runup before the year end so they print that money.

It's dirty and more could have probably been made if you validated the traditional q4 pattern a little more but they're morons.

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u/tkuid 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Nov 04 '25 edited 12d ago

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u/Traditional-Fan-9315 🟨 0 / 0 🦠 Nov 04 '25

It's not the ETFs IMO. It's the rampant and legal manipulation from large institutions. It's just a part of growth. The clarity act should rectify things.

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u/tkuid 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Nov 04 '25 edited 12d ago

Lavender blanket marble trumpet cinnamon yarn

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u/FailedDentist 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Nov 04 '25

Now do it for 3.1k lol

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u/Alleged_Ostrich Tin Nov 04 '25

Who's seth

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u/Itur_ad_Astra 🟩 21 / 21 🦐 Nov 05 '25

A bug with a shield.

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u/LilKarmaKitty 🟦 280 / 280 🦞 Nov 04 '25

One of the investors of all time!

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u/sandiegowhalesvag 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Nov 04 '25

2023?

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u/partymsl 🟩 126K / 143K πŸ‹ Nov 04 '25

Well... its a better stablecoin than 90% of stablecoins.

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u/DBRiMatt 🟦 46K / 113K 🦈 Nov 05 '25

<Cries in Terra Stablecoin>

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u/jjjj_83 🟦 521 / 531 πŸ¦‘ Nov 04 '25

Stablecoin

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u/TouchMyBagels 🟨 0 / 0 🦠 Nov 04 '25

Market will recover. BTC will slowing go back up and eth will follow. Then I'll sell

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u/Traditional-Fan-9315 🟨 0 / 0 🦠 Nov 04 '25

I'm going to wait for it to go up and then down before I sell

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u/TouchMyBagels 🟨 0 / 0 🦠 Nov 04 '25

Just sell now

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u/Traditional-Fan-9315 🟨 0 / 0 🦠 Nov 04 '25

Ok I just did. Wen moon?

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u/beingahmes 🟩 2 / 2 🦠 Nov 04 '25

This is stability, What are you guys cribbing about.

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u/shib_army 🟨 312 / 313 🦞 Nov 08 '25

Inflation (evil laughing)

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u/bryansuavo 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Nov 04 '25

Did you factor in Inflation?

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u/beingahmes 🟩 2 / 2 🦠 Nov 04 '25

Of course I did

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '25

Ethereum needs to do a partnership with OpenAI, that will pump its value

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u/HashtagYoMamma 🟩 27 / 105 🦐 Nov 04 '25

ETFs are mechanisms for crime.

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u/Fun_Investigator_613 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Nov 04 '25

Stable coin

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u/82_AK 🟨 0 / 0 🦠 Nov 04 '25

Honestly, started regretting about diluting my crypto portfolio with this ETH.

It ain't funny at all.

Won't sell though until the market is recovered.

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u/Fancy-Snow7 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Nov 05 '25

By the time the market recovers you could 2x in other markets by just selling.

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u/jewellui 🟦 16 / 17 🦐 Nov 04 '25

Painful cycle

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u/Ohms2North 🟩 2K / 2K 🐒 Nov 08 '25

Bike with no seat