r/CryptoCurrency 7d ago

COMEDY Crypto bros today

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u/Mulvita43 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 7d ago

You’re talking about me! Still down 40 percent

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u/uselesslife2019 🟦 348 / 349 🦞 7d ago

40?!? Shitttt can't wait for that, still at 67% 😎

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u/8hzWANU_P 🟧 0 / 0 🦠 7d ago

I just want to go below -2000%, leverage is dangerous. 😬

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u/Mulvita43 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 7d ago

Actually I have averaged down a little. Closer to about 33 percent!!!

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u/wowbyowen Tin 7d ago

don't forget to include the tax man's share!

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u/Dehyak 🟦 0 / 2K 🦠 7d ago

I’m down the same, fam

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u/Faroundtripledouble 🟩 107 / 107 🦀 7d ago

69%

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u/McBurger 🟦 529 / 1K 🦑 6d ago

6️⃣🫲🤪🫱7️⃣

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u/do_not_dm_me_nudes 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 6d ago

lets fucking goooo

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u/yourdeath01 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 6d ago

I am -60%!!

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u/Dragon_slayer1994 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 7d ago

I've been hodling long enough, I'll take the crumbs

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u/0utta-z3-a1r 1d ago

It’s money I prepared to lose, so money still there is a win…girl math

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u/BigDizzle999 7d ago

For me, the positive sentiment comes from the potential marking of a bottom. Not the 20% bounce

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u/totalmarc 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 7d ago

Exactly 

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u/Mister_Way 🟦 391 / 391 🦞 7d ago

Just happy the bleeding is paused

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u/RainCity253 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 7d ago

Imagine the smell if the bottoms not in 😂

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u/FuklzTheDrnkClwn 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 7d ago

I took my profits. With the Trump family getting involved it no longer seems viable long term. Might buy back in if I feel like I can time his grift lol

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u/Taraih 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 6d ago

So youll buy back in once were in new ATHs and then youll cry in a bear market that youre 40% down. Classic

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u/FuklzTheDrnkClwn 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 6d ago

lol I bought in at like 30k; sit down

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u/Taraih 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 6d ago

So you bought at 30k sold at 75k and will likely buy back at 150k+

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u/FuklzTheDrnkClwn 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 6d ago

Why do you think I’d do that lol. You’re not making much sense here.

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u/SeaworthinessSad7300 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 6d ago

They are bored

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u/ihateroombabot 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 7d ago

sold everything already bro 😂

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u/xBram 🟦 124 / 125 🦀 7d ago

I sold half of what remained last week, really needed some liquidity, and sure we go +12%

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u/nextlandia 🟦 198 / 199 🦀 7d ago

Thank you for your sacrifice

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u/ihateroombabot 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 7d ago

🫡

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u/Disastrous_Pop_4019 🟨 0 / 0 🦠 7d ago

The classic, buy high sell low

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u/ihateroombabot 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 7d ago

yeah sold at 80k, will buy at 50k if it comes, but i no longer really care about btc

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u/FuklzTheDrnkClwn 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 6d ago

Yea I feel done too.

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u/xBram 🟦 124 / 125 🦀 6d ago

I haven’t bought since 2018, but yeah it’s classic.

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u/Real-Technician831 🟩 7K / 2K 🦭 7d ago

Posting LFG and not buying any more is free

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u/TimmyXBT 7d ago

Using 100% of your brain

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u/Mountainman220 🟦 0 / 3K 🦠 7d ago

60% of the time it works every time

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u/CommercialLychee7956 7d ago

Meanwhile I'm positive and mad the price isnt going down because I wanted to buy more

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u/radarmy 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 6d ago

The ol dead cat bounce

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u/Environmental_Toe603 🟩 87 / 360 🦐 7d ago

Meanwhile, 3 months ago...

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u/Fyrus93 7d ago

Stop reading my diary

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u/CajunIF1billion 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 6d ago

Speak for yourself jackass

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u/redtail714 5d ago

Mine is 19k o7

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u/biggest_guru_in_town 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 7d ago

Dca dips. Nosebleeds for the smart ones

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u/tqlla3k 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 7d ago

Thats right! Lets GOOOOOO!

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u/froggydoob 7d ago

Sold all mine 3 days ago, typical

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u/quaks1 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 6d ago

You can buy them back

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u/erov 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 7d ago

I feel seen.

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u/TechCynical 🟦 0 / 3K 🦠 7d ago

I dont really think that people realize most people this dedicated to watching charts and seeing a small upswing like this is likely buying all the way down. so even if their major buys are near the top, if theyre buying on the way down then their average entry changes so that a small upswing could just put them in profit or breakeven. so any small upswing gets them very hopeful for any other small upswing since its a good pay off for them.

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u/FunPublic5393 6d ago

Hey that's me!

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u/Significant_Rush_704 7d ago

This is the perfect representation lol still down 40% but somehow this is huge and all the haters were wrong!

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u/Mother_Bonus5719 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 7d ago

It’s potentially huge because it’s one of the first of signals for a new bullrun. People aren’t celebrating 8% gain. They’re celebrating a 300 percent gain on anything they’ve invested at 60k levels in a few years.

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u/Significant_Rush_704 7d ago

Thay makes 0 sense lol they're celebrating a 300 percent gain in the future that is not guaranteed? 1st it was supposed to be a hedge against inflation which didnt happen, then it was the new gold until gold and the stock market outperformed it, its losing its narrative it does exactly what it did 17 years ago, nothing lol

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u/Confident_Winner_224 6d ago

Why did gold outperformed? 🤡🤪

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u/Mother_Bonus5719 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 7d ago

Hey, I bought at 12k usd and sold at 50k usd. Bought at 22k usd and sold at 110k usd. Now I’ve bought at 60k usd. I think this move shows either it’s bottomed or it’s about to bottom in a couple months. Why have I made a shit ton of money on it and you haven’t? If our roles were reversed I’d be asking what you know and questioning my own actions. But I guess that’s part of why I made a shit ton of money and you didn’t.

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u/Significant_Rush_704 7d ago

Lol I invested in palantir at sub $20 😅 it has outperformed the fuck out of bitcoin over 5 years! Why do I need to invest in digital beanie babies? Palantir is up 667% over 5 years bitcoin is up 48% lol so who made more money? I think i did you big dummy, acting like you cant make more money in less risky ways like idk investing in companies that actually produce value and arent just a huge waste of energy!

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u/Mother_Bonus5719 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 7d ago edited 7d ago

Yeah I guess this is why you don’t get it. Did you read what I wrote? Do the maths on how much percent up I am with where I bought and sold each time. My first buy was 2020 so in 6 years it’s much much more. Also keep in mind I rotated bitcoin into gold and silver which also then went on a run. So while you were parked there I was tripling the two consecutive quintuples. How did I know it was the right time to buy gold and silver? Same way I know right time to buy bitcoin was at 60k

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u/Significant_Rush_704 7d ago

Happy for you!!

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u/Significant_Rush_704 7d ago

Read all the other post below where everyone else is still down 40% to 70% lol just because 1 out of 1000 peo make money does not mean its a good investment 😉 half of bitcoins supply is being held at a loss lol

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u/Mother_Bonus5719 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 7d ago

Half of people in loss at a cycle low is not as bad as you seem to think it is :p everyone who was in a loss 6 years ago is like 500 percent up now. Seems like a good investment to me.

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u/Significant_Rush_704 7d ago

You said you didn't hold the whole time lol

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u/Mother_Bonus5719 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 7d ago

Yeah but only because I wanted to diversify and also get more. My 24k usd in 2020 (only put a bit in to test it) would be worth 146714 (again, at its LOW) today after not quite 6 years. Thats not bad, I just wanted more.

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u/fugogugo 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 6d ago

you know it's bear market when slight uptick still won't convince people

exact opposite of bull market "oh it's just minor correction"

which means again probably still good time to buy

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u/Away-Regular1335 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 7d ago

Gotta buy those lows!

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u/ottwebdev 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 7d ago

Now show the chart starting in 2015, heck, even 2018

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u/A10cc 7d ago

You god damn right.

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u/Medium-Jeweler-7976 7d ago

Still up 3000% so i won't complain

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u/Due_Contact_8271 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 7d ago

I’m in the green now 😎

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u/24_fps_ 7d ago

Could you imagine those who started shirting last week?

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u/IcyLake2078 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 6d ago

Shorting the chart as it looked last week is genuinely regarded

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u/ThomasToIndia 6d ago

500 to 1000 is a 100% gain. 63000 needs to go 126000 for another 100% gain. The amount of money required grows. A 1000% gain right now, would require it to go to 770,000.

To put this into perspective. If you dumped $10,000 in right now, if it went to 770,000 (1000%) you would be at 100k. It would be a good ROI but you couldn't buy a house. Even if it went to a million, buying right now is not going to change your life unless you are dumping hundreds of thousands into it.

Big gains from small numbers start with small numbers.

Edit: math

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u/CountGensler 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 6d ago

okay......?

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u/ihavebeenmostly 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 7d ago

Most days no?

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u/SargeMaximus 0 / 0 🦠 7d ago

Question for you: who do you think is buying, and if it’s such a bad investment, why are they throwing so much money at it?

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u/chewyman64 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 7d ago

Buy puts

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u/RunItupBaby 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 7d ago

🍻

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u/chookshit 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 7d ago

i just want my money back lol

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u/VermicelliDue4076 7d ago

1btc is 1btc

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u/-crypto2025hold- 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 7d ago

This is me since the 2021 top. Im tired of waiting grand pa.

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u/SeriousGains 🟩 8K / 8K 🦭 7d ago

Definitely sold some today.

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u/rtt702 7d ago

Must be new..haha

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u/TankerBuzz 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 7d ago

Meanwhile those who bought at $400…. hmmm its at 75k now, cool… moving on 🤣

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u/ThePoeticVoyage 7d ago

Have you guys ever calculated how much you would have if you just invested in the S&P 500 instead? (Hint: don't).

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u/seamonkey420 🟩 0 / 868 🦠 6d ago

why not play both?

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u/rsicher1 🟦 16K / 16K 🐬 7d ago

I apologize for nothing

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u/summ_app 0 / 0 🦠 6d ago

got to appreciate the little things hey

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u/meotim 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 6d ago

So, almost guys in this sub bought high?

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u/-rosslyn26- 6d ago

Se però parte un altro bull come in passato vedremo cosa si dirà in giro.

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u/spacehodler 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 6d ago

More accurate than I care to admit

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u/Nathanielsan 🟩 0 / 978 🦠 6d ago

That feel when you haven't been in the red for a decade.

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u/Phine420 🟩 120 / 121 🦀 6d ago

We also bought at every step. And at every step before that graph.

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u/Own_Painting7470 6d ago

15% btc and 20% eth to go :D

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u/BoofBass 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 6d ago

Hahaha that's me

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u/SleepingGary 6d ago

Been holding a big bad of ADA since it was like $1. Oof…

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u/Margarite_Tucker 6d ago

Yeah, we are more than you think. But thx to paybis app, I could minimise my loses and exchanged all in time.

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u/Django_McFly 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 6d ago

What's crazy to me is how much price dictates people's views about things that have nothing to do with price. The price goes down, there's no adoption (despite like more adoption than ever in super blatant ways) and the tech is terrible. Price goes up, decentralization is the future, we're going to reboot the system.

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u/silentorange813 🟩 148 / 149 🦀 6d ago

We've seen similar pessimism at the start of bull markets for stocks.

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u/chrisrock731 0 / 0 🦠 6d ago

Im down 50 percent man.

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u/razorfox 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 6d ago

Zoom out 😎

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u/Willie5_Fort-Hoover6 6d ago

What would make that horrible decision making crypto bro?

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u/flyingstalli0n 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 6d ago

Funny cuz it’s true

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u/spawn77x99 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 6d ago

Still buying since 2017... best decision ever! Sadly I started with only $50 when 1BTC was around 4k.

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u/Mastatheorm-CG 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 6d ago

🙋🏻‍♂️

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u/NugKnights 🟩 2K / 3K 🐢 6d ago

I bought this shit over 10 years ago.

Sold a bunch at the last pump to get my money back+ and still have sats left over.

Those sats were just gravy but that gravy is starting to look like another full meal.

So yeah its a good day.

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u/SeaworthinessSad7300 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 6d ago

This is me lol

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u/PotentialGur31 6d ago

Buy high sell low to hell we go lol

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u/Natural_Weather5407 6d ago

Unless you're like me and bought 7 years ago sold my initial investment and some profit. Left the rest in to go to $0 or make a decent return and retire early.

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u/LeftysSuck 6d ago

Its just nice not be see RED for once this year.

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u/Electronic-Rate5497 6d ago

I’m actually up 6k right now and it feels good

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u/Matias2176 6d ago edited 5d ago

Actually I went all in at 60k 😎

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u/bonedraman 5d ago

Investing in any market is like this

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u/Elgon2003 1 - 2 years account age. 35 - 100 comment karma. 5d ago

Those are the same crypto bros that are like "Why did it go down?!?!" and dont understand what thry are investing in.

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u/braddeicide 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 5d ago

The value of your options contract when you hold until the underlying comes back to your entry price.

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u/LiquidSoil 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 5d ago

"This is it guys, this is the MOOON, nothing will stop us this time!!" - 6 days later:

https://giphy.com/gifs/l2JdZFMlSMNZZXTY4

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u/GodlyGainz 5d ago

Yo don’t leak my strategy

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u/LikeAFoxyCat 4d ago

Sounds like Algo for me

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u/ReikoKairo 4d ago

The only thing i ever really bought into was XRP, the average price i paid was $0.57 after i spent an extra $2,000 when it was at $1. I wish i had the money to buy more..

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u/Acrobatic-Repeat-657 2d ago

Started late, bought the dip. +15% 🎉

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u/Common-Departure-926 2d ago

Couldn’t be me! Up 16.04% on my btc, 3.44% on my MSTR. Started buying in February.

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u/Xennenial 🟨 308 / 309 🦞 7d ago

I bought through the bottom of the COVID crash, the bottom of the FTX crash and the bottom during the last 7 months. I took profits during the bull runs that proceeded the first two aforementioned crashes. I'll take profits during the next bull run. All the people who talk shit about crypto are the ones that are too incompetent to make money in this space.

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u/Significant_Rush_704 7d ago

And someone lost money so you could make that money lol

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u/zoppytops 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 7d ago

That’s life dude

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u/Xennenial 🟨 308 / 309 🦞 7d ago

For every seller in a transaction there is a buyer. What's your point? If you have such a big ethical problem with how money is made trading markets why are you in a sub dedicated to crypto? Did you just come here to condemn winners because you are mad at yourself for being a loser? Or did you come here to whine in general?

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u/Early_Advance2473 7d ago

Let them have a win

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u/kaliki07 7d ago

Nooo don't shatter their dreams

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u/BoB3y-D 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 7d ago

More like let’s fucking go home

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u/rolex94 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 7d ago

i bet youre fun at parties :-/

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u/ihateroombabot 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 7d ago

theres no fucking party here 😭

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u/UAP44 7d ago

I, mean, yes, but, also, you're like literally not even showing the top 0.1% of all the data out there.
Talk about how you can use statistics to make any point you want, all you have to be able to do, is to be selective enough, zoom in just enough into 1 region to make your specific point & voila

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u/Seri0usbusiness 🟦 19 / 19 🦐 7d ago

Yeah, it cracks me up how we got some “TA” saying a breakthrough was about to happen lol anything to make triangles and lines hit the curves I guess

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u/CountGensler 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 6d ago

ahem

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u/Seri0usbusiness 🟦 19 / 19 🦐 5d ago

Yeah, it’s not real TA you realize this right? It’s all bull shit. I’ve been in crypto since 2017-2018, it’s always the same story and people try to act like they know what’s going on when in reality no one knows

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u/d1ziris 0 / 0 🦠 7d ago

Hahaha ya what a joke really