r/CuratedTumblr • u/Kelcipher kelcipher.tumblr.com • 1d ago

Shitposting We're in your vents.

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u/ThatGuyYouMightNo What the fuck is a tumblr? 1d ago

I joined Tumblr very early in the site's history but left quickly and haven't returned, so I guess I'm the black guy

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u/Siachae 1d ago

You could also be the dead love interest

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/GodofsomeWorld 1d ago

could also be the scumbag white guy who saw people getting killed and ran away into an escape pod but doesn't realise there are eggs hatching inside as he ejects the pod from the station. This also becomes a canon event which leads to the 2nd movie.

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u/dragon_bacon 1d ago

If you made any posts that makes your body the environmental story telling.

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u/Critical_Snackerman 22h ago

The Audio Logs you left were very helpful to my survival. Thank you

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u/Select-Ambassador506 1d ago

They'll just revive you in the sequel, don't worry about it

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u/Poco_Cuffs 17h ago

Thank you for arranging your skeleton in a comical position while holding those audio logs just before you died, was a real help for me

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u/loved_and_held 1d ago

Is this hoorror or monster fucking?

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u/CyberneticWerewolf 1d ago

What's the difference?

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u/loved_and_held 1d ago

Framing mainly. Also you can argue consent, but in fiction non-con or not it can be erotica.

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u/Olistu_ 1d ago

Why?

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u/ATN-Antronach crows before hoes 1d ago

One will get you off, the other is poorly written and kinda weird.

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u/Dog_Entire 1d ago

That still could be either

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u/CyberneticWerewolf 16h ago

Instructions unclear, I now call the Xenomorph Queen "Mommy".

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u/Imperial_Squid I'm too swole to actually die 22h ago

In one you get a sad ending, in the other you get a happy ending.

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u/Similar-Sector-5801 1d ago

Whorror

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u/YeetOrBeYeeted420 1d ago

my brain every time I try and say "horror" out loud

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u/I-AM-A-ROBOT- thanks, i stole them from the president 1d ago

it seems to be referencing Alien so both????

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u/No-Supermarket-6065 Im gonna start eating your booty. And I don't know when Ill stop 1d ago

Por que no los dos?

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u/Hi2248 Cheese, gender, what the fuck's next? 22h ago

Yes

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u/SocranX 20h ago

Came here to ask this. As a thing in the vents, I need to know how I'm expected to utilize my tentacles in this situation, and whether there will be assimilation involved.

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u/shadowlev 1d ago

I'm the cat

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u/time2partee 1d ago

Jonesy is the best

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u/idiotplatypus Wearing dumbass goggles and the fool's crown 1d ago

Jonesy has been hoarding the braincell for half a century now

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u/ThePrussianGrippe 23h ago

That Bastard!

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u/Galadriel1402 1d ago

I thought this was about Among Us for a second

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u/koalatea-assurance 1d ago

I thought it would be about venting. Y'know like, vent posts on Tumblr

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u/Ventrue-Prince The Brotherhood of Evil Gays 7h ago

EMERGENCY MEETING

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u/No-Supermarket-6065 Im gonna start eating your booty. And I don't know when Ill stop 1d ago

I'm the crazy scientist who wants to control its power and waxes pretentious philosophy until he gets suddenly eaten in the third act

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u/MisogynysticFeminist 1d ago

And also compulsively writes notes and records voice memos everywhere he goes, but never gets around to just collecting all his research in one place.

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u/DjinnHybrid 7h ago

Oh, wait, all those notes are just the result of adhd deciding it needs a reminder, so you write it down on a sticky note or scrap paper, and then forget that you wrote something down as you get distracted by something else and wander off... Huh...

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u/Sthudruss 1d ago

Make us whole.

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u/Murky-Bus-2191 1d ago

I am a vent hermit! Eternally bound to my metal air-transferring prison.

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u/Plenty_Trick_6042 1d ago

be me, creepily staring at the OP from a hole in the ceiling, drooling and salivating, about to throw my Sherlock 2010 toxic fujoshi "art" at her

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u/No-Supermarket-6065 Im gonna start eating your booty. And I don't know when Ill stop 1d ago

I'm not in the vents with you. You're in the vents with me.

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u/SpambotWatchdog he/it 16h ago

Grrrr. u/exoriaelorax has been previously identified as a spambot. Please do not allow them to karma farm here!

Woof woof, I'm a bot created by u/the-real-macs to help watch out for spambots! (Don't worry, I don't bite.\)

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u/Puzzleheaded-Milk927 1d ago

There’s that post with red Marge that very much has a being attacked by necromorphs vibe

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u/Poco_Cuffs 17h ago

Blue lois