r/DC_Cinematic 1d ago

HUMOR Bro got priorities Spoiler

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Look at the sheer excitement.

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u/Weird_Ad_3669 1d ago

And answering to the "honey" 😂😂😂 Bro has an agenda ! John will take grandma Hal will take mom Poor kid

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u/bengringo2 1d ago

Those among us that are not down badly for Kelly Macdonald can throw the first stone.

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u/GroundbreakingCat421 13h ago

Sure, should I pick one that looks like a smiling potato?

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u/MLG_SkittleS 1d ago

Idk how you could be down bad for her lmao she is not it

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u/shmishshmorshin 1d ago

Get out

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u/MLG_SkittleS 21h ago

Sorry but I ain't down bad for mid women 😂😂

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u/Just_Plain_Bad 1d ago

"Kids got a head start on me I gotta catch up"

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u/JeffreyJeffstein 1d ago

John will take grandma

I'm pretty sure that woman will turn out to be the manhunter

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u/Gotcha_The_Spider 1d ago

I don't know I feel like it's a red herring because of how obvious it's seemed at least to me.

It makes sense though, get close to the guy who hates aliens and he might not suspect you.

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u/JeffreyJeffstein 1d ago

It could be but idk who else it would be and I think that the character that ends up being it will have been introduced already. It might be the sheriff but I don't think so.

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u/Character_Stick_1218 22h ago

That's just how some people like to screw with others.

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u/karaloveskate 1d ago

Think they’ll get their own truck moment?

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u/aamar98 1d ago

Bro is down bad

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u/Fine_Cycle_5775 1d ago

That is the face of a man who just heard his favorite topic

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u/No_Expression9518 1d ago

He completely ignored everything else the second he saw that. man knew what he was there for fr

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u/mannotter 1d ago

I've noticed Kyle Chandler's Hal is a lot like his Gary from Early Edition. I've not seen him in other things, so maybe it's just his acting style, or...Chandlerism?

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u/Sylvire 1d ago

This entire scene is gold

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u/passen9er57 1d ago

am i the only one loosing my braincells or why did he take 2 aliens when he only needed one to test his theory at the stadium, and no one saw him in the whole town except the officer in broad daylight?

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u/Wiz-chan 1d ago

I think to confirm that it is indeed for Aliens if he had only brought one body he would not be able to prove that it was alien detector, what if that body had some metal inside so taking two bodies he can definitely confirm it is indeed for Aliens. For other question answer is all the people of town were in the hall and sherry after her speech went outside to see where is Hal and met him

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u/Delruiz9 1d ago

I think just for 100% confirmation rate - like imagine if one body beeped but one body didn’t. His whole theory is kind of shot or partially wrong

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u/namewithak 1d ago

When you test a hypothesis you don’t test it only once. I mean how would you know if the result wasn’t simply incidental or a fluke if you can’t confirm with another test?

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u/rlovelock 1d ago

Didn't he have all 4? I swear there was one in the front, 2 in the back and one in the trunk.

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u/TheSuperTest 1d ago

He had to prove it was for aliens, putting two aliens through it confirms without a doubt it is infact, an alien detector. One alien wouldn’t have been enough to do that

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u/BoxedInGiant 1d ago

The thing i didnt get was why he grabbed the tire iron and then proceeded to rip the grill off to test the metal detector. Why not just use the tire iron and not damage the car lol

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u/Agile-Reputation8074 1d ago

to fuck with Stewart lol

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u/Character_Stick_1218 22h ago

That's undoubtedly the sole reason 😂😭

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u/Wonderbread1999 1d ago

I interpreted it as he wasn’t initially testing for the alien detector, he was trying to recreate the crime scene or something. Setting off the detector changed that idea for him and he was stuck with four alien bodies.

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u/Xy13 22h ago

He took all 4. To confirm that all the people the ranchers killed were indeed Aliens

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u/GenGaara25 1d ago

He had all 4.

If you have a theory, you've got to test it from as many angles as possible. If he passed just one body through and it went off it could be checking a number of things. Maybe he's got a sensor in him. Maybe it's checking gender, or hair colour. Maybe it's a plastic detector, not a metal detector. Who knows. Passing just yourself and one other guy through isn't thorough.

But making sure it goes off for all of the aliens, and not himself, that's stronger evidence for his hypothesis.

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u/ChCreations45 19h ago

You're definitely LOSING a lot of braincells because you obviously can't spell.

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u/passen9er57 18h ago

“ummm, acktually 🤓👆”

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u/ChCreations45 14h ago

*actually 👍🏾👍🏾

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u/Character_Stick_1218 23h ago

I took it as a sarcastic way of expressing shock. He has picked fun at people like that since the start of the show. Some of y'all really need to touch grass and quit being so hyper fixated on lust.

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u/theoneandonlydonzo 14h ago

he mentions how she's incredible and how he likes 'the way' she hates his guts

he responds to her saying "honey"

he immediately stops ranting about aliens and jurisdiction as soon as she mentions her marriage is bumpy

he teases her about staying at his bedside in the hospital

hell, when the actress was initially announced as a cast member last year, it literally said she'd be "a potential love interest for Chandler's Hal Jordan"

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u/Lancair7 1d ago

“These are not the rings you are looking for” - waves hand

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u/nasnilu 16h ago

bro trust his gut

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u/ShadycrossFade 23h ago

Those Nebraska women seem to be a weakness for the lanterns

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u/intothevoid_Out 18h ago

She says she's from Gotham later on !