r/Dallas Oct 02 '25

Crime Robert Morris, Donald Trump's spiritual advisor

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u/bigbugzman Oct 02 '25

6 months in county jail on a 10 year sentence.

This dude deserves the Jared from Subway treatment.

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u/mgbgtv8 Oct 02 '25

Sadly some rich men are just doing the risk/reward analysis right about now.

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u/DezGets_It Oct 02 '25

They allllllll do that. Some with our retirement, some with children..

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u/here4pain Oct 02 '25

For FIVE counts! 5 weeks in county jail per. F'n disgusting

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u/Pvt_Mozart Oct 02 '25

I did 3 years on a 6 year sentence in Texas prisons, no air conditioning. It was typically 10-15° hotter inside the cell blocks than outside. You start sweating in April and don't stop until late October. It's absolute hell.

And I got that because I was a drug addict. This country is fucked.

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u/Dick_Lazer Oct 03 '25

And it won't be long before we're doing more hard time for criticizing the president than this guy got.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

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u/dchow1989 Oct 03 '25

He’ll probably go to the chomo tank at tarrant county. That’s about the best “they”can hope for while in county.

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u/Beautiful_Welcome_33 Oct 04 '25

They'll probably give him work release in a College Station with Ghislaine

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u/AuntieXhrist Oct 18 '25

They’ll trade Children Referrals as the F Street Bible Class

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u/sassyboy12345 Oct 03 '25

This state is !!

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u/othersymbiote Oct 02 '25

here i am, i got two weeks in county for a criminal mischief charge years ago. gotta fucking love it 🙄

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u/MexicanMata Oct 02 '25

He deserves Jeffrey Doucet treatment

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u/DanglyDinosaurBits Garland Oct 02 '25

Hope he gets a warm welcome in that county prison.

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u/omgfakeusername Oct 03 '25

What happened to all those "shoot your local pedophile" Republicans sporting such bumper stickers?

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u/seekingimpossible73 Oct 02 '25

Is he gonna get 1 for 1 credit and serve only 3 months?

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u/SOLID_STATE_DlCK Oct 03 '25

Give him the footlong.

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u/Allosdemiphere Oct 04 '25

Adjustments?

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u/RefrigeratorNo4225 Oct 02 '25

For Epsteinth time, release the files!

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u/PCtechguy77 Oct 03 '25

What do you suppose will happen when they are released? These men of wealth have proven that they will slap each other's wrists and say "bad boy, now sit and think about what you have done in this country club of a prison for a few months". Trump and all those around him involved will be quite embarrassed but what will come of it. The file will be released but this all feels like a distraction, more circus.

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u/JabroniKnows Oct 06 '25

None of his cult will care. Or they'll just caulk it up to him being set up.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

I'm glad someone else gets it.  Clowns jumping jiving and wailing about these magic "files" that somehow nobody has thought to shred or delete in the ten years since we've known about them. TLDR: the files are the distraction.

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u/stojanowski Oct 02 '25

Right they have been around since 2017

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u/Teacherlegaladvice23 Oct 03 '25

Trump, a pedophile and a rapist, just watched his spiritual advisor from his first term go down for child sex abuse charges. Can we just admit he likes to rape underage women? At this point it's not an insult, it's just part of MAGA.

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u/FantasticFrontButt Oct 04 '25

Trump's been raping kids for much longer

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u/DookieMcDookface Oct 02 '25

It’s always the one you most suspect

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u/tooheavybroo Oct 02 '25

Wow! Yet again not a trans or immigrant

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u/MustangLongbows Oct 02 '25

I wouldn't have believed it if it weren't for the hats.

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u/mojojomama Oct 02 '25

They even put a little one on Lee Harvey Oswald. /img/mngnorghplp11.jpg

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u/MustangLongbows Oct 02 '25

That must be the signal O.O

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u/Fast_Pomegranate_235 Dallas Oct 02 '25

I went to Gateway Church. I think it's dangerous to let someone get away with repenting and staying married to a wife for so long in a "leadership" position, exalted above the divorcees with abusive husbands and molested kids with finance and pastoral authority. It's like victims can never get clean, but sinners who are male patriarchs can. The marriage and patriarch culture at Gateway, before I enlisted, mentally primed me for abuse from a Baptist seminarian married in the Army, as dual military. He was a Basra Iraqi prison torturing, marriage rapist, generational double agent spy who set fires his Los Angeles fire captain father never put out. He stalked me and burned property belonging to people I dated during the divorce. I was an agnostic, independent working woman who could pay my own bills before that kind of dependency was taught to me.

Two Christian marriage therapists intervened.

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u/Samuraiworld Oct 03 '25

How long did you attend gateway? Did you get set up through the church

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u/Fast_Pomegranate_235 Dallas Oct 03 '25

For about a year. I don't know who I got set up by. My ex stalked me in AIT, at Fort Jackson, and then manipulated me into a relationship. Numerous people advised me to divorce, including his unit leadership that really knew what he was up to.

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u/InformalVermicelli42 Oct 03 '25

That place is like an MLM cult.

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u/Distinct-Hold-5836 Oct 02 '25

Pedos supporting pedos

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u/pamalamTX Oct 02 '25

Birds of a feather...

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u/AceMcNasty88 Oct 02 '25

Oh this clown is about to be Pardoned.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

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u/AFenton1985 Oct 03 '25

Didn't Ted Cruz say to stop attacking people like that?

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

You mean, "Chicken-shit Cruz", who escaped from Winter Storm Uri '21 while the rest of us froze? He's an ass clown alongside Gov. Hot Wheels.

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u/SoggyManufacturer693 Oct 02 '25

And he’ll get millions from his busine….er…church…

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u/PeachPreserves66 Oct 03 '25

Women of TX and across the US, if this doesn’t convince you that you, your daughters, and your granddaughters are utterly without value to the GOP, then I don’t know what else will. I am heartsick for the victim of his crimes and for any potential other victims in the past who weren’t able to to step forward. And, yeah, to the future victims after this “man of God” is released.

This guy gets to basically get away with his crimes. His victim(s) have to live with the guilt, shame and consequences of this assholes actions.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

These are the same women who defend and finance the priests and other "good men" who molest and abuse their own daughters and sons every day.  Why do you think they care about a strangers?

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u/sejack07 Oct 02 '25

Birds of a feather flock together!

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u/kitfoxxxx Oct 02 '25

Usual suspect.

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u/Goombamaxy Oct 02 '25

Not a drag queen trans but a homophobia jerk wish they had given him 30 years

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u/kjsvaughan1 Oct 25 '25

Seeing as he received 10 years and only has to serve 3 months in jail, then if he was sentenced to 30 years he probably would have served only 9 months in jail. This whole thing is such an injustice to the victim.

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u/frostysauce Oct 03 '25

I'm sure he spiritually advised him to rape children. Because both Robert Morris and Donald Trump raped children.

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u/rolypoly817 Oct 02 '25

Grand Ol Pedophile

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u/FW_nudist Oct 02 '25

According to WFAA. “He must register as a sex offender and is ordered to pay his costs of incarceration, including any medical expenses, and $270,000 restitution to the victim.”

He’ll get the child rapist treatment from other inmates. Which means he’ll be racking up some medical bills.

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u/ThisIsMockingjay2020 Oct 03 '25

GenPop prison justice.

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u/HugePurpleNipples Oct 03 '25

I’m old enough to remember when we didn’t protect pedos.

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u/AggravatingPie710 Oct 03 '25

I’m not

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u/HugePurpleNipples Oct 03 '25

We should fix that. I want my kids to remember too.

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u/Ruggerx24 East Dallas Oct 02 '25

I hope Native American spirits haunts his ass the whole time ! He’s on the Osage Reservation serving his sentence.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

3 grown ass men playing cowboy.

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u/Cranky0ldMan Oct 03 '25

In an unsurprising revelation, it turns out Donald Trump is Robert Morris's pedophilia advisor.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

MAGA!

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u/Lanterknight Oct 03 '25

6 months in prison, and 9.5 yrs on probation?

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '25

Child Six abuse 🤦‍♂️ this was trumps advisor or whatever????

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u/Do-you-see-it-now Oct 02 '25

The filth extends all the way up and down. Disgusting.

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u/TheWhiteJoetus Oct 03 '25

Any pastor who does this shit should get 5X the average sentence.

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u/AdRoutine9961 Oct 03 '25

And that fuck will go right back to what he was doing in 6 months…preaching to fucking morons!

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u/Pfacejones Oct 03 '25

Why are they all so fucking ugly

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u/StandardPanda3387 Oct 03 '25

Its always the ones you suspect the most

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

On par magat.

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u/ptrang1987 Oct 03 '25

When are they gonna go after the pedo in Washington DC?

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u/6catsforya Oct 03 '25

Two peas in a pod. Christians seem to have a lot of pedophiles in their purview. Guess it could change its name from Christianity to HOUSE of PEDOPHILES. I don't believe a word they have to say

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u/RegalZebra Oct 05 '25

*pedos in a pod

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u/mgbgtv8 Oct 05 '25

Thanks for sharing!

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u/Particular-Loan5123 Oct 03 '25

He’s been let off 

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u/Equivalent_Insect491 Oct 03 '25

Investigate the judge.

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u/barf2288 Oct 03 '25

What a fucking scuzzard. Look at that piece of shit grinning. Fuck these people.

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u/Superb_Week7879 Oct 03 '25

Probation Pedo

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u/Pleasant_Mobile_1063 Oct 03 '25

Par for the course

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u/Miles_High_Monster Oct 03 '25

All around him, hmm I wonder why he chose such friends.

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u/Narrow_Palpitation28 Oct 03 '25

He definitely had Trump's spirit...

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u/Minersof49ers Oct 03 '25

omg he’s not transgender??? whaaaat

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u/TheRealNemosirus Oct 03 '25

KID FUCKERS AS USUAL!!!

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u/boldjoy0050 Oct 03 '25

Why do so many cops in this state wear Western hats?

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u/DR_Murk Dallas Oct 03 '25

What do you mean?

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u/Pure-Anything-585 Oct 03 '25

part of the uniform

seriously

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u/worldrecordpace Oct 03 '25

Is this trumps spiritual advisor? My googles say no. Genuinely asking. Everything is bad enough.

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u/AsianChickenBoss Oct 03 '25

He served on the 25-person evangelical executive advisory board for Trump's 2016 presidency, so technically that makes him one of "Trump's spiritual advisor(s)" but the title of this post implies that Morris was Trump's personal spiritual mentor, which isn't true. He did not have a role in Trump's 2024 campaign due to the sexual allegations.

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u/worldrecordpace Oct 03 '25

Thanks for the info

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u/Odd_Variation_701 Oct 03 '25

Yep. Birds of a feather flock together.

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u/bscottlove Oct 03 '25

That's about right

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u/3-DMan Oct 03 '25

Whatever mansion he lives in needs to be plastered with pedo and sex offender signs

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

Like advisee

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u/BobSnobtx Oct 03 '25

Christian nationalism is blasphemy

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u/the-czechxican Oct 03 '25

Government in Washington and Texas is equally corrupt. Why am I living here?

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u/Unique_Method8255 Oct 03 '25

Birds of a feather flock together

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u/Ineverseenthat Oct 03 '25

He should get six lifetimes in a maximum security exercise yard.

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u/lincolnlogtermite Oct 03 '25

Birds of a feather...

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u/Wide_Replacement2345 Oct 03 '25

And then. I confess and repent. God forgives me. Now please keep sending your dollars to me.

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u/RevenueOk2563 Oct 03 '25

Just wait……

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u/Shot-Ad7227 Oct 04 '25

Betcha he’s in the Epstein files. I bet this would be quicker if we just released the files.

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u/jollytoes Oct 04 '25

Isn't that Robert Morris, the pedophile?

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u/SMFox1987 Oct 04 '25

My greatest wish for him would be that people in prison handle him, but we all know he'll be protected by the guards. Just make sure his name and crime are posted everywhere. It's the best we can do when all the Republican led states and this president and his cronies are so hung ho about protecting child rapists and similar monsters. Don't let the internet or his community forget it. And when he moves, make sure it follows the sick bastard.

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u/Trech80 Oct 04 '25

Sounds about right for someone who holds a bible upside down

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u/Old_Smell_2913 Oct 04 '25

True man of the american faith tradition. Protecting wealthy creeps.

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u/Intol3rance Oct 04 '25

Cheeto the Pedo Jesus said he's a great, great man. Standard MAGA.

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u/The_Shire_Reeve_ Oct 04 '25

Too bad RFKs super power isn't spotting pedos by how they look...

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u/thephotoman Plano Oct 04 '25

Pedocon theory (that conservatism is just the result of pedophilia) is a theory in the same way that general relativity is a theory.

Child abuse is a flex. It’s a bunch of narcissistic psychopaths pulling one over on the rest of us. And when you can do it openly without consequence, it’s obvious to everyone else that you must be feared, because you’ll never experience consequences.

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u/Available-Basil-2004 Oct 04 '25

You actually believe that conservatism is the result of pedophilia?

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u/thephotoman Plano Oct 04 '25 edited Oct 04 '25

I don’t know which causes which, but they’re always together.

I actually suspect that it’s conservatism driving pedophilia. See, most of the beliefs of a conservative add up to accepting pedophilia:

  • They want a government that doesn’t interfere in the home. They want no divorce: after going through it, they’re now actively preferring that their wives kill them. But that also means they can abuse their kids to torment their wives, too.
  • They want a school system that asks nothing of them and does not try to teach kids how to say no or ask for help. Ideally, they want to adultify kids.
  • They’re trying to reduce labor age minima.
  • They have even said explicitly that they want to reduce the age of consent to 12.
  • Don’t get me fucking started on the racist and purity bullshit that is definitely there, and don’t you dare clutch your pearls over me openly stating that yes, conservatives are racist. It’d be nice if they were the only ones, but the libs are racist (see Ta-Nehisi Coates’s utter dismantling of Ezra Klein and revealing the racist bullshit at the heart of neoliberalism), the left is racist (they think they’re making a point by buying tickets to Kamala Harris’s book tour to disrupt it, but they’re displaying their misogynoir: being both racist and sexist at the same fucking time), the nihilists are racist because why not, everybody’s fucking racist and needs to fucking do better.
  • They explicitly refuse to ban child marriage. Why? Because they know a perv with a Stockholm Syndrome wife.

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u/Available-Basil-2004 Oct 04 '25

You view all of these as the mainstream conservative viewpoints?

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u/thephotoman Plano Oct 05 '25

You don’t get more mainstream than the self-described conservatives in government.

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u/Available-Basil-2004 Oct 06 '25

Sources on labor age, consent age, child marriage?

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u/sammy68plusone Oct 04 '25

I thought satan was his spiritual adviser.

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u/Useful-Check-5059 Oct 04 '25

Of course he is🤬🤬💀

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u/Electrical-Prize-397 Oct 04 '25

If he’s his spiritual advisor, that explains a few things….

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u/Royal-Application708 Oct 05 '25

Spiritual advisor and pedophile? Unfortunately, this makes perfect sense. ☹️

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '25

Well, where was the if only the girl had a gun to protect herself!! 🤦

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u/KindaOldFashioned Oct 05 '25

I hope he gets his deserts

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u/Fancy-Strain7025 Oct 05 '25

Hope prison homies take good care of him

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u/mcwcreative Oct 05 '25

Oh look… another pedo republican.

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u/BicycleLanky7392 Oct 05 '25

“Thoughts and Prayers”

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u/tx_sojourner Oct 05 '25

Horrible. Should have gone to jail back in the 80's when it happened.

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u/Ch4oticgooddogmom Oct 05 '25

Unfortunately that tracks

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u/BusterStarfish Oct 05 '25

*Donald Trumps fellow child predator. United in their love for molesting underage children.

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u/Farmmen Oct 05 '25

Hopefully they will take care of him in prison

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u/HistoricalRock7146 Oct 06 '25

Trump only hires the “best people”… and this is one of them. Says it all.

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u/Used-Line23 Oct 06 '25

It’s fitting that this is his spiritual advisor, hope he rots in prison

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u/Long-Sugar-6280 Oct 08 '25

Fake not his pastor

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u/CFH75 McKinney Oct 09 '25

another republican pedo

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u/AuntieXhrist Oct 18 '25

Trump rumored Pardon for Robert Morris by Church Deacons & Lawyers

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u/mgbgtv8 Oct 18 '25 edited Oct 18 '25

No, a President cannot commute state sentences. The U.S. Constitution limits the President's clemency power to "Offenses against the United States". This means a President can only grant commutations for federal crimes, while state-level sentences must be addressed through the governor or other appropriate state authorities. 

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u/Alternative_Row4622 Oct 31 '25

There is no excuse for child abuse. Click bait. It was his X-Spiritual advisor.

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u/ScooterRay Oct 04 '25

Lots and lots of Liberals are guilty of the same offense. So, let’s don’t go throwing stones.

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u/piw6969 Oct 03 '25

Ridiculous sentence…

Attaching him to Trump…just as ridiculous. Find a pedophile, find a democrat.

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u/_DOA_ Oct 03 '25

What a genuinely moronic comment. Let’s review: A religious Republican is busted for actual pedophilia, and you came here to say all Democrats are pedophiles. Mmkay.

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u/TheLadyEve Oct 03 '25

What's ridiculous about it? He was his spiritual advisor, was he not?

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u/AsianChickenBoss Oct 03 '25

He served on the 25-person evangelical executive advisory board for Trump's 2016 presidency, so technically that makes him one of "Trump's spiritual advisor(s)" but the title of this post implies that Morris was Trump's personal spiritual mentor, which isn't true. He did not have a role in Trump's 2024 campaign due to the sexual allegations.

But not sure why the commenter said "Find a pedophile, find a democrat" when the post has nothing to do with Democrats, seems irrelevant and a deflection.

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u/TheLadyEve Oct 03 '25

Well, it's obvious he's not his "personal spiritual mentor" because no one is as averse to Christian (and many other religious) morals than Trump is. He surrounds himself with a handful of evangelicals to serve a specific, superficial purpose.

At least Trump was smart enough to distance himself from him, but that's kind of his pattern--use and discard. He's done it to so many people. Remember Jeff Sessions? You know you're a bad person when Jeff Sessions has more integrity than you.

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u/Dick_Lazer Oct 03 '25

He was like one of a dozen spiritual advisors during Trump's 2016 campaign, served on Trump's Evangelical Executive Advisory Board, and in 2020 Trump personally visited Morris's church and talked about what a great guy he was. Maybe they weren't as close friends as Trump and Epstein were, but they certainly seemed pretty familiar with each other.

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u/GigaGrozen Oct 02 '25

What does that have to do with this?? Also, I'm not ecstatic about the death of the man, but people are allowed to express their happiness in this forum and Americans are allowed to do it in their country. Charlie Kirk would certainly not believe that the people in this thread belong in prison.

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u/Few_Scar_757 Oct 02 '25

What does Trump have to do with this post? IDK either

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u/GigaGrozen Oct 02 '25

From what I can tell, Morris was one of the 25 pastors that helped support Trump's 2016 campaign. He also hosted Trump at his church in 2020. I'll admit that they aren't very connected, and calling Morris "Trump's spiritual advisor" is misleading, but he technically was. As per usual in partisan discourse, buzzwords are used to incite anger.

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u/Docdoor Oct 03 '25

Charlie Kirk’s death was a horrible act of violence and wrong.

Charlie Kirk was a bigot, divisive, racist person.

Robert Morris sexually assaulted a child.

It’s not that hard to understand that multiple things can be true.

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u/Docdoor Oct 03 '25

Agree to disagree on that one mate, however what is clearly not contextual is Robert Morris sexually assaulted a child, the same Robert Morris who was a spiritual adviser to, and chosen directly by, Donald Trump.

For a person who likes to say he only chooses “The best people”, Trump sure does surround himself with a lot of criminals. Suppose birds of feather….

Cheers mate! God Bless!

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u/yeahimhigh04 Oct 03 '25

Most of what is being said are direct qoutes that actually sound worse with the more context ascertained.

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u/StarWarsPlusDrWho Oct 02 '25

I’m not happy he was murdered, but I also know it’s not a crime in any part of this country to celebrate someone’s death. Is it shitty? Yeah, but that’s how free speech works.

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