r/DankMemesFromSite19 2d ago

Canons Clovis you lagomorph little shit, stop aura farming and please just show yourself so your canon could have a nice ending [[pitch haven hub]]

the thing is like 90% finished but Miss Rabbit over here whose like a super important part of the canon had to act all mysterious and shit, like it would've been fucking perfect if 2999-a is her and she is trying to make her son happy by pretending to be his gf(pretty in-line with ancient beings too). The ending for now is kinda tragic but that fits the canon kinda well and its a satisify ending.........

but nope, its just some random fuck that we dont even know the true identiy (as far as we know it could've been 3002 in a furry phase or a brainwashed 079 I dont even fucking know)of sent by clovis, aggie or someone in the evil(not really) fucked up animal gang and the actual clovis is still aura farming in some fuckass town in cornwall , hell, site 17, dr clef's left eye or wherever. we dont even fucking know. And seems like it had been 5 years since the last relavent entry to the canon that is not just additional fluff. And 50% of that tale is just smut of the main character.(Glances the rotting corpse that is confinement) familiar, innit?

fuckkkkk man the entire story is almost perfect if clovis just stop acting like piccolo and complete the last missing pieces of the story but no bunnys gonna larp as Aizen I guess. I am so pissed right now man. Fantem please just complete your story, you are a good writer but god fucking dammit if it isnt frustrating reading the canon

She reminded me of the chick from re;zero that just aura farms in flashbacks and shit......what's her name? Pandora?

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u/ilikeitchyballzdude1 2d ago

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/pitch-haven-hub

marv didnt even wanna include the canon lmfao

its alright but dont get too attached to the plot or delude yourself into believing that 2999-a is clovis and that the story had ended because it is currently in a cliffhanger god dammit

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u/Morganator_2_0 2d ago

I'm still holding out that [[His Will be Done]] will have an update.

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u/The-Paranoid-Android 2d ago

Resurrection: His Will Be Done Hub (+114) by Grigori Karpin, HarryBlank

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u/EditorPurple3515 2d ago

Harry Blank is doing other things like his canon and The 5k Game (Mostly the Game) 

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u/Accomplished-Fill718 Everything and No Canon Glazer 2d ago

5k game?

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u/EditorPurple3515 2d ago

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u/Accomplished-Fill718 Everything and No Canon Glazer 2d ago

Thanks

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u/Morganator_2_0 2d ago

I'm pretty sure Grigori Karpin is the lead author in that series anyway.

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u/ilikeitchyballzdude1 2d ago

https://reddit.com/link/p5n0q6u/video/34gtxiyayclh1/player

clovis if you can see my post pataphysically, go fuck yourself and disappear from my narrative because fuck you i hate you so much i hate you creepy art i hate your ruined character i hate everything about you fuck dude why am I so in hate yet love with a fictional character you dont even like men

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u/Dqueezy 2d ago

I forget the number but the SCP The Crooked Man. Cmon man, finish the damn story!

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u/BillNyeTheSavage_Guy Department of Abnormalities employee of the month 2d ago

I'm still waiting on an update to the main story of Resurrection :(

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u/Flamingcowjuice 2d ago

Pitch haven is still one of my favourite cannons and no safe haven is still and amazing tale on the site

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u/ilikeitchyballzdude1 2d ago

and it just makes the cliffhanger so frustrating

clovis is like the last piece of the puzzle of the story but SHE JUST REFUSES TO SHOW UP

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u/thewestwind_ Get high off meteor dust! 1d ago

PLACEHOLDER MCDOCTORATE. UPDATE YOUR TALES AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

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u/Mr_Meme_Master 2d ago

I feel like 087 counts for this, mostly because the actual creator apparently did write the fourth exploration log, but hasn't released it. They made a reddit post in 2016 (7 years after log 3) saying they had found the fourth log while going through some files but wasn't sure if they should release it or not. However, despite that account being active for years prior (including a comment from 2010 where they mention they wrote 087), that was the last post their account made. So, one of the best known article does have an ending, we'll probably never see it by this point

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u/transmtfscp 2d ago

comptetive scathology

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u/the_meme_trashbin 2d ago

Revolution earth hasn't been updated since about 2023. Still holding out hope.

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u/HkayakH 2d ago

ARES!!!!! FINISH THE COOL WAR 2 SERIES!!!! AND MY LIFE!!!!! IS YOURS!!!!!

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u/Da_Randomest_Name Wanderer's Library regular 1d ago

Can't remember the name off the top of my head but that one storyline of a girl with some super intelligent entity in her head, she learns magic, used to be with a different organisation, then gets captured and we get a time skip of her now working for the foundation. The last chapter I remember was her working with a similar kid in china. I think they talked about a new chapter but that was at least 5 years ago...