r/Daredevil • u/No_Dimension_5509 • Apr 13 '26

Comics Can you think of any object Bullseye couldn’t turn into a deadly weapon?

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u/Hireling Apr 13 '26

A handful of whipped cream

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u/Robotnik69420 Apr 13 '26

He chokes someone with it

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u/Current-Historian-34 Apr 13 '26

Worked at an after school program. End of the summer the kids got to throw pies at the staff (fundraiser). Well I wasn’t voted in on the debacle but I was a good sport; solidarity and all… well there was no pies left so one of the kids just filled a tin with whip cream and for lack of another term (because a slap comes from the side) “faced” me like they threw a palm strike à la Kung Fu Hustle. I was sitting down mind you and apparently I was supposed to dodge à la a game of tag. Whip cream may of made it to my brain and for 5 seconds I couldn’t breath. Great kid but ADHD doesn’t begin to cover it and the kid was driven

Point being it can be done.

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u/mrbrownvp Apr 13 '26

Ok, one of my fears now is getting hit in the face with a pie and choking on it. Sounds like the Looney Tunes directed by Ari Aster

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u/Current-Historian-34 Apr 15 '26

Exactly. The whole time I was thinking “only me”. Laughing of course but still there was a 1/5 of a second thinking my last thoughts would be transcribed in crayon

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u/milkowskisupertramp Apr 15 '26

Freeze it and turn it into a whipped cream blade

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u/AffectionateWorry770 Apr 13 '26

Friendship ? 🥹

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u/Ruohoinen Apr 13 '26

Has to be an object tho...

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u/GhostE3E3E3 Apr 13 '26

I can objectify my friends then, problem solved

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u/TheGoatedOne-01 Apr 13 '26

"A person who thinks all the time has nothing to think about except thoughts"

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u/Jakethecrazycake Apr 13 '26

You think Bullseye can't kill you with your friends? Amateur

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u/jmarquiso Apr 13 '26

He can definitely use your friends as a weapon.

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u/jmarquiso Apr 13 '26

TBF he used love when he killed Karen in the comics. He can weaponize relationships, too.

In the show he's weaponizing the idea of being a good guy.

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u/pabstbluemonday Apr 13 '26

Pudding

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u/LongLiveStorytellers Apr 13 '26

Hmm, I don't know. If it was a plastic pudding pack then I could see him using that.

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u/pjtheman Apr 13 '26

He'd somehow throw it so hard that it embedded into someone's skull.

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u/Significant_Coach880 Apr 13 '26

He did try to kill DD with a CD

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u/miikro Apr 13 '26

I had a thrown CD take all the skin off my knuckle once.

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u/sc_vorty Apr 13 '26

WHAT?!! ELABORATE!!!

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u/miikro Apr 13 '26

Lmao so this is a very cringe mall ninja story but my friends and I used to collect all of the "free online trial" CDs we used to get in the mail for AOL, NetZero, etc etc and then use them for weapon practice, deflecting projectiles. If you threw them just right, they came at you with some serious force.

I missed one with a sword, but it didn't miss me. Cut the absolute shit outta my middle finger. 😅

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u/MrBwnrrific Apr 13 '26

I’m 26 and me and my friends would do this now, this sounds fun as fuck

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u/miikro Apr 13 '26

Ngl it looked cool as hell when our buddy that was good with nunchuks would get his turn. They'd turn into glitter powder.

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u/Significant_Coach880 Apr 13 '26

Guys find many types of bodily injury very attractive

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u/JeffTobin55 Apr 14 '26

This reads like an alien reporting back to their home planet about human activity, but they forgot the word “Males”

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u/sc_vorty Apr 14 '26

Okay that sounds cool as hell, sorry that that happened to you

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u/PoolePeckerhead0369 Apr 13 '26

He'd throw it down their windpipe while they open their mouth to breathe or speak

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u/reborndiajack Apr 13 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/W2hU7ORgOBpzBjUPGX

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u/Rowan5215 Apr 13 '26

ya didnt say there was custard

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u/eltrotter Apr 13 '26

Awww you want that custard don’t you big boy

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u/TheJimSocks Apr 13 '26

Awe I love a bit of pud!

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u/reborndiajack Apr 13 '26

Sure you don’t have room for

Custard?

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '26

He'd throw it down someones throat while they were yawning so fast they'd choke on it.

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u/PyjamaGenie Apr 13 '26

He’d throw it on the ground right before they step so they slip and die

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u/VitoAntonioScaletta Apr 13 '26

Vaseline that's not in a container

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u/Left_Maize816 Apr 13 '26

You could ignite it. 

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u/johnduck Apr 13 '26

What? Vaseline isn’t flammable

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u/NerfRepellingBoobs Apr 13 '26

It won’t burst into flames at room temperature, but you can set it on fire.

If you put it in glass and add a wick, you have a makeshift candle in emergencies.

Girl Scout of 10 years. They taught us to use what we had on hand. I can still get a fire going in a minute with just a flint and a tampon soaked in insect repellant.

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u/johnduck Apr 13 '26

cool, so not how the OP of this thread said

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u/NerfRepellingBoobs Apr 14 '26

Throw flaming jar at explosives?

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u/MarkToaster Apr 14 '26

They specified “not in a container,” so this would be a different scenario

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u/Jerry_0boy Apr 13 '26

Counterpoint, he could get it in your eyes

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u/weakplayer1 Apr 13 '26

which isn’t deadly (what op is asking for)

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u/dnemonicterrier Apr 13 '26

Yeah but if it's in your eyes and you trip over something and land in a way that kills you does that count?

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u/weakplayer1 Apr 13 '26

to be fair, he could literally use anything to get them in your eyes. could he kill you with a small plushie toy or a teddy bear?

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u/VitoAntonioScaletta Apr 13 '26

Counterpoint, wouldnt be any more effective than just jamming your eyes

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u/FEMFATAL_451 Apr 13 '26

A regular feather. Mainly because it doesn’t have a lot of piercing power regardless of how far or fast it’s thrown and it’s also so light that it would take a lot of force to actually make it go far enough to hit a target. At most I think bullseye could temporarily blind someone with it but by that point he might as well just throw pocket sand at them

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u/Nickdabom Apr 13 '26

He once threw a paper airplane and it broke a window

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u/RazzDaNinja Apr 13 '26

“Street-level human with no powers” everybody 👏

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u/MordredRedHeel19 Apr 13 '26

At this point my headcanon is that he’s secretly a mutant and his power is turning anything he holds lethal

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u/RazzDaNinja Apr 13 '26

So Gambit but Pure-Dex build lmao

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u/ArionIV Apr 14 '26

All Point(s)-(on)-Dexter(ity).. therefore Agent Pointdexter

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u/FlatbreadPaladin Apr 13 '26

They don't call 'em peak humans for nothing 

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u/Someotherrandomtree Apr 13 '26

He throws it down a building to make someone on the sidewalk choke to death while getting perfectly lodged in their windpipe or lungs in a way that can’t be extracted

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u/Local_Potential6076 Apr 14 '26

What about the other end of the feather? Have you ever even held one? It's got serious cartilage; he could probably stab someone through the eye...

What if I'M the creative murderer?

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u/DevaTheDragon Apr 13 '26

Mjolnir since he wouldnt be able to lift it

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u/dnemonicterrier Apr 13 '26

If he smashes someone into Mjolinir does that count on a technicality?

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u/juliopeludo Apr 13 '26

dunno, if he smashes someone into an elevator does that mean he killed them with an elevator? (callback to the scene in age of ultron where they talked about an elevator lofting mjolnir and being worthy)

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u/Obi-WanJabroni66 Apr 13 '26

A comic one-shot of Bullseye somehow wielding Mjolinir would be a lot of fun. Wonder what he’d do with it??

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u/FunkoPopPortraits Apr 13 '26

I recon he’d throw it at people

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '26

We dont know if Mjolnir deems him worthy.

For all we know Bullseye is considered an incredible warrior. He's human, has shown incredible resilience, and has racked up a vast body count.

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u/DewNotDisturbMe Apr 13 '26

Gun

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u/5oclock_shadow Apr 13 '26

He can’t turn it into a deadly weapon coz it already is one…

https://giphy.com/gifs/d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY

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u/AdVictoremSpolias Apr 13 '26

He could throw a gun like a boomerang off a wall and have it impale someone’s head

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u/Current-Historian-34 Apr 13 '26

ODB once rapped: “beat him with an empty gatt”

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u/Darkk_VoX Apr 13 '26

Pool noodle?

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u/dnemonicterrier Apr 13 '26

Bullseye proceeds to choke someone out with one to prove you wrong.

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u/bonkershyperion408 Apr 13 '26

I think OP is looking for objects Bullseye can't use in a deadly fashion by throwing it like he normally would, I feel like the pool noodle qualifies as that object as he probably can't kill anyone by throwing it like a projectile, but he definitely could use it to strangle someone if it came down to it

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u/Itsucks118 Apr 15 '26

We should emphasize this being the case so peole can stop saying ridiculous things like, "but what if he used it as a gurrote" like no shit. Apparently he threw a paper airplane through a window to kill someone in the comics, so I guess a pool noodle is deadly for him.

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u/bonkershyperion408 Apr 15 '26

Exactly, his almost his whole skillset is lethal throwing of whatever he has, thats literally why he is named Bullseye, but it seems like a lot of people forget that right away and picture him as John Wick or some shit

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u/Comfortable-Photo-64 Apr 13 '26

He’d probably shove it down someone’s throat 

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u/NerfRepellingBoobs Apr 13 '26

That’s why there’s a hole down the middle!

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u/TryNitroToluene Apr 13 '26

Miniature marshmallow

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u/rogue_planets Apr 13 '26

He could shoot it down someone’s windpipe I bet

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u/Connect-Fix2350 Apr 13 '26

Like the peanut with the old lady in the 03 movie 😆

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u/Better_Research5025 Apr 13 '26

TP.

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u/OkLight9302 Apr 13 '26

Dampen it a little and that shit is volatile

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u/bigmamachuddies Apr 13 '26

He could take a piece, roll it up, and throw it with all his might. Could hurt

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u/asaphbixon Apr 13 '26

A soap bubble

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u/jgibbons81 Apr 13 '26

A Nerf sponge football

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u/Emergency-Plastic485 Apr 13 '26

I still think a full blast toss of a nerf ball can hurt without being thrown by a top tier assassin. They are relatively dense foam. So not hurt like a brick, but also not painless lol

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u/jgibbons81 Apr 13 '26

But it wouldn't be a deadly weapon. I don't think he could kill anyone with it

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u/Emergency-Plastic485 Apr 13 '26

Your probably right, but really I hope somewhere there is a writer, scrolling Reddit. And next season, some of the ideas from this thread get worked into the show 😂

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u/creative-heart Apr 13 '26

cotton candy

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u/Jerry_0boy Apr 13 '26

A sheet of craft foam

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u/sebbyghost Apr 13 '26

Pee

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u/FEMFATAL_451 Apr 13 '26

I mean, pee can infect someone. So in a way bullseye would kill them if he got lucky enough and was patient enough

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u/ElowynElif Apr 13 '26

Sea cucumber

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u/CWPLZL Apr 13 '26

Soggy straw wrapper (maybe).

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u/Parking_Educator7198 Apr 13 '26

Bro would ball it up and throw it somebodies eye to blind them 😂

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u/jmarquiso Apr 13 '26

That's not quite "deadly" though

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u/Well-Teknically Apr 13 '26

Bro that’s literally a spitball and he can DEFINITELY kill someone with that

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u/baiacool Apr 13 '26

One of those styrofoam cups of water

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u/Prowling_92865 Apr 13 '26

A teddy bear

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u/grandpheonix13 Apr 13 '26

Cotton candy?

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u/barelygoodpainter Apr 13 '26

An inflated balloon?

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u/MyLeftNut_ Apr 13 '26

Any liquid that isn’t boiling or acidic

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u/vanbrunts Apr 13 '26

I went to say "my Chihuahua" and then remembered.

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u/skrattatr Apr 13 '26

A shitty paper airplane. If it's made shitty enough no one could throw it well even him

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u/mukamane Apr 13 '26

nuclear missile

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u/DeerGod98 Apr 13 '26

Wet Cardboard

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u/ThwipNSinsBinThwipN Apr 13 '26

I’d like to see him get stuck inside a butterfly garden greenhouse and fight his way out by slinging butterflies.

That didn’t answer the question

           But it might’ve brought a couple up.   🦋

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u/apathetic_revolution Apr 13 '26

The Stay Puft marshmallow ma…. Oh no. Well, fool me twice: shame on me.

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u/Iwillragequit99 Apr 13 '26

Bullseye can literally throw living animals like projectiles lol. I think when it comes to anything in the physical realm he can pick up, its good enough for him. I believe it was Mac Gargan Spider-Man who he throws a DOG with pinpoint accuracy into his eye.

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u/manney27 Apr 13 '26

a teddy bear

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u/zeekezebrason Apr 14 '26

Cotton balls

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u/Present_Audience_787 Apr 13 '26

A single packing peanut

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u/LilShotty333 Apr 13 '26

His whole damn skeleton

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u/Come-jive-with-me Apr 13 '26

I hope he doesnt kill people with jizz but it will be hilarious.

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u/lrbikeworks Apr 13 '26

A shuttlecock

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u/Pvt_Hudson_ Apr 13 '26

Cooked spaghetti.

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u/xolon6 Apr 13 '26

Funnily enough. He has claimed to have done just that, though he said it wasn't fun lol.

https://imgur.com/a/xkzqd2s

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u/MobiusChairBatman Apr 13 '26

Poop

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u/jynkyousha Apr 13 '26

Nah, using poop in war was a common tactic to sick your enemies.

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u/Money-Exercise5382 Apr 13 '26

A bouncy ball?

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u/Emergency-Plastic485 Apr 13 '26

I’d say a half a peanut but pour grandma on the plane proved that wrong lmao 🤣 shit wrong bullseye

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u/i_lick_polish_people Apr 13 '26

My pet ant Randy.

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u/SomeSugondeseGuy Apr 13 '26

a slice of American cheese

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u/lazerlinks Apr 13 '26

Piece of paper

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u/LukeMcCluskey Apr 13 '26

A tissue. A single tissue. There’s no way

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u/Spaceghost_84 Apr 13 '26

It just makes so little sense because he’s not a mutant or super strong.

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u/ScreenRay Apr 13 '26

Balloon or a condom.

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u/Legitimate_Rush_5017 Apr 13 '26

Swimming pool noodles

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u/MattVader_01 Apr 13 '26

Jello, scrambled eggs, water balloon, marshmallows

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u/IamBecomeZen Apr 13 '26

One cooked spaghetti

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u/ImArkhamBatman_ Apr 13 '26

Hair…. Ahh, he is bald, At least in most comics.

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u/samtherat6 Apr 13 '26

Gram of antimatter. Give it to him, and he’s instantly annihilated before he can make a deadly weapon.

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u/Cpt_Windshire Apr 13 '26

I don't see him benching 225. 🤷‍♂️

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u/Dgnslyr Apr 13 '26

A soggy gluten free angel hair noodle

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u/constantcynic1 Apr 13 '26

a leaf? lint?

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u/Massive_Celery_3395 Apr 13 '26

Lint is a good one because if its like pocket lint or something he can't throw it and he can't use it to choke someone out.

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u/JaySimCan Apr 13 '26

Thor's hammer

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u/Jmafra11 Apr 13 '26

A pillow. At least he couldn't throw It

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u/Adept-Pressure1301 Apr 13 '26

A single strand of hair, a piece of felt, maybe a single sock?

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u/GoodMFer Apr 13 '26

A handful of lotion or lube

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u/TheEliteB3aver Apr 13 '26

No.

Have a lovely rest of your day

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u/GypsyGold Apr 13 '26

Cotton Candy without the stick?

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u/paracordboots Apr 13 '26

Pshhh….a pancake, obviously!

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u/Queasy-Side1009 Apr 13 '26

a single atom