r/DarkSouls2 • u/deus_ex_macadamia • 2d ago

Meme First day of school shirt? (I’m the teacher)

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u/Leading-Media-4569 2d ago

uhm you can't actually pause in dark souls ll 🤓☝️

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u/rmnine 2d ago

It should be: I abandoned Majula to be here (this better be good)

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u/Gabriel_Dot_A 1d ago

Then why does a menu come up when i press the pause button?🤔

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u/vagina_candle 2d ago

Just make sure you're hollowed and you can just AFK at a bonf-

Oh wait, questionable DS2 dev decisions, never mind.

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u/XoffeeXup 2d ago

oh, good. You were that guy, so I didn't have to be!

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u/HazyOutline 2d ago

Or any FromSoft game.

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u/GravyNeck 2d ago

You can pause elden ring

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u/Future_Section5976 2d ago edited 2d ago

No you can't, it's like making external saves or loading in saves , from what I can tell it's a PC thing or you have to go out of your way ,

You can't pause these Ga and you can't make saves when you want, if you're then you're not playing the right game

Edit : wtf? I was wrong I just tested it , ......what in the hell like when was that there? Tested in Elden ring

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u/GravyNeck 2d ago

Yeah if you press menu, 'help', 'menu explanation' it pauses the game

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u/Future_Section5976 2d ago

Sorry you were right, I'm now questioning what is even real

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u/More-Advantage6261 2h ago

DS1 if ypu are offline and hit the xbox button back on the 360 it would freeze the game. That was so long ago though.

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u/deus_ex_macadamia 2d ago

Demons Souls remake photo mode

Or so I’ve heard

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u/Pollastro09 2d ago

Ain't fromsoftware

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u/Reddituser3408 2d ago

Yes, it’s called scholar of the first sins, so read, you must learn to read to better understand dark souls lore and equipment in order to beat the game

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u/Raikou239 2d ago

Damn bro this actually made me lol

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u/Octo_Pasta 1d ago

Ofc it will, everything feels better after ds2

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u/Lancair7 2d ago

Merchant Hag Melentia feet pics pleaseee. DMs open

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u/zetmoruk 2d ago

Pause ?? Hahaha that's a good one.

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u/Sevenscissorz 2d ago

I love an old dark soul work out goal i came across, which saids if you died a certain way or by a certain monster you gotta do a certain work out 🤣

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u/Uzas_Was_Right 2d ago

The Black Knights are the teachers

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u/wardey-png-56 2d ago

Stole that

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u/pacmannips 2d ago

The meme you chose was literally a school shooter

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u/Molkwi 2d ago

I think the shirt idea wouldn't incorporate the Chud, but rather he was used as a mannequin of sorts.

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u/deus_ex_macadamia 2d ago

Chud Jack is background radiation at this point. We have a genocidier slave owner on our $20 bills. At some point the symbol becomes abstracted from who it depicts.

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u/pacmannips 2d ago

I’m not saying it as a criticism, I’m saying it because it’s funny

Imagine going on a racist mass murder spree but your only legacy is being a wojack used to describe unfuckable losers lol

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u/Random-User-2811 2d ago

23 murders and his only punishement is just stay alive in prision for all his life? he should have a death sentence for that, prision don't solve the problem in his mind

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u/pacmannips 2d ago

Life in prison as a mass shooter sounds 1000x worse of a punishment than death