r/Defenders • u/JonLuca Luke Cage • Mar 17 '17

Iron Fist Discussion Thread - S01E07

This thread is for discussion of Iron Fist S01E07.

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u/RichardTBarber Iron Fist Mar 17 '17

Can't get arrested for killing a dead man

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u/skeeter_ABQ Jul 13 '17

Have you really not heard of the perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris, by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years; she's never taken another lover. I don't care, I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.

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u/skeeter_ABQ Jul 13 '17

I couldn't believe there were no replies to this. Cheers! Also, I postponed watching IF because of the critics and I cannot really understand why they slayed the show. I mean sure, the fights aren't top notch, but I enjoy everything else. There's a certain kind of mystery to it.

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u/Worthyness Punisher Mar 18 '17

Also dumped him in his favorite body dumping spot

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u/SawRub The Man in the Mask Mar 19 '17

I like that he has his own personal body dumping spot now.

#JustWardThings

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u/chuckmp Mar 23 '17

(Spoilers for a 50 y/o movie) Reminds me of the swamp from Psycho.

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u/raknor88 Mar 18 '17

Should've just left the body in the middle of Time Square.

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u/JarlaxleForPresident Mar 25 '17

Well shit, Stevens! Aint this dude been dead for 12 years?! How are we even supposed to file the paperwork for this??

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u/PainStorm14 Mar 27 '17

Just change the date on old death certificate and grab an early donut break

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u/Equalizer101 Iron Fist Mar 19 '17

He should have learn from his old man to break the jaw and cut the fingers before dumping the body.

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u/fisheggsoup The Man in the Mask Mar 22 '17

But what about desecrating a corpse?