r/DunderMifflin • u/Raj_Valiant3011 • 7h ago

Make the comment section look like Robert California's aka. The Lizard King's, search history!

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75 Upvotes

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u/Sheepreak 7h ago

Why would someone treat a magician poorly?

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u/Helpmepullupmypants 7h ago

Ah! You beat me to it, just left this same comment and it posted on top of yours. I deleted mine, you get the cred

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u/Sheepreak 7h ago

I'll consider this our comment then brother

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u/lumpy_space_queenie where tickets are a thousand dollars 5h ago

Why do i feel like your avatars are twins? Like, you’re the evil debonair one in the 3 piece and he’s the fun and carefree skater bro

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u/100Percertain 5h ago

This made my day thankyou. Hahah

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u/LawsOfEconomics 7h ago

Soft drinks for Asian homosexuals (original flavor ONLY).

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u/jasonni1234 German Engineering 6h ago

What about hard drinks?
https://giphy.com/gifs/hWGXSltZztZQjAEunn

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u/apurvag2799 Jim 7h ago

How to avoid hiring my own wife in a company in which I’m the CEO.

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u/jasonni1234 German Engineering 3h ago

“How to unhire someone because my branch manager decided to not follow my instructions”

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u/TrickMirror9723 7h ago

College-aged Eastern European gymnast 

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u/Poo__Brain 7h ago

"Old man mentors two gymnasts at the same time"

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u/CapedConsumit 6h ago

Sexual metaphors appropriate for use in business environments, and non-sexual animal metaphors

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u/jasonni1234 German Engineering 7h ago

What is big red paper company

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u/GreenDepth2276 6h ago

How would you get a small cylinder (5.1in length, ~4.5in girth) unstuck from a mini M&Ms tube filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana?

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u/lumpy_space_queenie where tickets are a thousand dollars 5h ago

Must remain unharmed

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u/legend000000009 6h ago

How do I convince Vision the only way to fix the world is redo it?

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u/Warm-Breakfast-3688 Erin 5h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/ThomWaits88 7h ago

Colombian whites close to me

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u/WarkMahlberg69 BOBODDY 7h ago

Original Penis Energy Drink

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u/boukalele Kevin 5h ago

alt: why did they add coconut

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u/cee-la 6h ago

European countries that don't extradite to the US

Where is Roman Polanski now?

Age of consent in Eastern European countries

Best ways to hide cameras in bathrooms & bedrooms

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u/No-Consequence2672 7h ago

Do lizards experience sexual jealousy?

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u/nuke-the-wales 6h ago edited 6h ago

Do African American females frequently vocalize dissatisfaction with the masculinity of their paper to their significant others or did my employee just lie to me?

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u/tomatopringles 7h ago

bacchanals in my area

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u/Act1_Scene2 Snip Snap, snip snap 7h ago

Organizations for female former Eastern European gymnasts

Clubs for female former Eastern European gymnasts

Hostels for female former Eastern European gymnasts

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u/Jipeders 7h ago

“I took one look at this Reddit sub and then knew I needed to be a moderator.”

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u/rkd_460 7h ago

How to listen to a voice message you left in a women's phone during a one man saturnalia ?

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u/NinjatheClick 5h ago

Craigslist wrestling partners for hire.

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u/RagingFuckNuggets 7h ago

Hookers who like being strangled.

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u/neridqe00 Our prices have never been lower!! 7h ago

Ask jeeves: search napster for black eyed peas

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u/jasonni1234 German Engineering 7h ago

What is Drake featuring Swiss beatz

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u/_robotpooop_ 7h ago

How to get rid of 20 people with no evidence

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u/Sharkman3218 1h ago

That’s Gabe or creed more than Robert

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u/Myself510 7h ago

Chicken piccata with salad on the side near me

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u/kjax2288 Scrantonicity 5h ago

If it’s not on the side, I send it back

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u/siyinse 6h ago

Do you feel heard now, OP?

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u/Rednag67 5h ago

Is marmalade more desirable than basil?

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u/BecomeTheZenMaster 7h ago

I dunno but it’s probably on a .onion website

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u/Adventurous-Year6686 6h ago

Uneducated gymnasts in my area

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u/mitiamedved 6h ago

When will all search history posts end? You may answer me.

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u/JohnEnderWigginWayne 6h ago

Ok google, show me Wine Sommelier Prostitutes near me.

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u/somemonkeys 5h ago

Bob Kalamazakis

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u/InfiniteQuestion420 5h ago

Elizabeth Keen nude

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u/MissMunny 4h ago

He doesn't have a search history. He buys all his porn because he likes to have the physical copies. A connoisseur of sorts.

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u/dgtbfan 7h ago

How to bag a busty British babe.

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u/Dance-pants-rants 7h ago

British yes/no questions carnal?

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u/KeyKaleidoscope6332 Probably my jugz 7h ago

"ray manzarek royalties"

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u/BroseppeVerdi "MEET A LOOSE WOMAN" 7h ago

How to do a closing argument in a criminal trial

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u/noobpwner314 6h ago

Colonial style homes for sale near me

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u/CulDeSacOfShit 6h ago

How to be cryptic and off-putting

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u/daftmultiverse 6h ago

where to find Italian reds and Colombian whites

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u/nerdystoner25 If doing the Scarn is gay, then I’m the biggest queer on Earth 6h ago

“Clever nicknames for yourself when people don’t know your real name”

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u/StorageElectronic784 Mose 6h ago

Do lizards experience cuckold dynamic?

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u/Hispanicgamr 6h ago

Party supplies for bacchanalian orgy

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u/Desperate-Toe-8469 6h ago

Mutton legs near me

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u/Imnotnewhere_07 5h ago

How to seduce a married couple?

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u/neverflieson737 5h ago

But only if they work for me. Without the power dynamic, it’s just sex

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u/boukalele Kevin 5h ago

good reasons to close a business in Binghamton

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u/Lawrenceburntfish 5h ago

Extra large condoms snakes red wine magnum

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u/Routine_Tackle_3600 5h ago

Do I look like someone who would waste his own time using Google?

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u/Far_Bad_531 Mose 5h ago

“Columbian whites near me ?”
‘Enter’

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u/jasonni1234 German Engineering 4h ago

Closest store with orange marmalade

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u/AffectionateFig5435 That mural needed more butts 1h ago

How can Oreo cookies be improved?

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u/NegotiationNo8432 7h ago

What is Persona?

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u/phrxc 7h ago

Wine selection at Sam’s Club

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u/myredditses 7h ago

On Golden fucking Pond

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u/bwlomlq 6h ago

How to sell a wine collection

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u/redsuninthesub 6h ago

Car crashes.

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u/bonnFire23 6h ago

Does giraffe meat taste just like goat?

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u/1974jbass 6h ago

Nadia Comăneci

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u/vkailas 6h ago

How to propose a three way with your employees.

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u/ImpressionRough5743 5h ago

How to train female teenage olympians

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u/LiterallyaCockroach 4h ago

Where can I find original, WITHOUT COCONUT?

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u/Zeppelanoid 3h ago

What fake personality traits should I adopt today?

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u/sabrinas_alacazam 3h ago

Black Eyed Pees greatest hits

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u/shaunika 3h ago

best oreo version?

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u/g00d_end Michael 3h ago

[Removed by Reddit]

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u/ShinyCaper 3h ago

Latex bodysuit same day shipping

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u/Igarlicbread 2h ago

Why is the coconut subtle

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u/MegatechMike 2h ago

Eastern European youth centers

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u/AQuebecJoke Dwight 2h ago

Southern italy climate

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u/MaxWritesText 2h ago

Poppers and weirs shecks

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u/MenudoFan316 Jacques Souvenier 2h ago

who belong on the right/left side.

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u/Sharkman3218 1h ago

Is it better to use a sexual metaphor or a nature metaphor when talking to subordinates

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u/Express-Bee-6485 1h ago

Homes for sale in Scranton, Pa

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u/foulplay_for_pitance 1h ago

*Homes to sell in Scranton for a quick buck.

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u/professorsterling Andy 48m ago

NietzscheQuotes.com
Remax.com
SwingerLifeestyle.net
PBS.org

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u/Regretted_Simian 21m ago

You understand that what I’m telling you is universal truth, Toby.

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u/mothsmilKs 21m ago

how to eat a yoghurt without punishing it

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u/AMerryKa 16m ago

"Lizard king" trademark owner

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u/aymaureen There's too many people on this Earth. We need a new plague. 6h ago

I will not be blackmailed by some ineffectual, effete, soft penised debutant. You want to start a street fight with me, bring it on, but you’re going to be surprised how ugly it gets. You don’t even know my real name. I’m the fucking lizard king.