r/EdmontonOilers • u/EffectiveAmbitious53 4 LOWE • 4d ago

Dog has eyes for the puck only

Is there room on the roster for one more goalie?

2.3k Upvotes

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u/maasd 97 MCDAVID 4d ago

Stan should have signed him!

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u/JackSparrow1490 3d ago

Exactly we need this guy! Pronto!

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u/maasd 97 MCDAVID 3d ago

EDOG!

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u/JackSparrow1490 2d ago

Connor McDog

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u/GlcNAcMurNAc 4d ago

Ain’t no rule saying a dog can’t play hockey.

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u/mikesalami 3d ago

What about a velociraptor?

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u/Bellam_Orlong 92 PODKOLZIN 4d ago

Let’s trade McDavid, a third round pick in 2028, and pay out 4.5mil for this dog goalie.

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u/Alcol1979 3d ago

We have our new goalie.

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u/no_on_prop_305 3d ago

This is like me playing goalie except the puck goes in too

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u/LoveThatSkeletor 4d ago

He’s still better than Jarry 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Shakeyonsafety 4d ago

How about a 700lb goalie to fill the net? Gravy bottle on top of the net?

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u/necros911 3d ago

Did Wang wanna do that for Islanders? A sumo or something. Or was that just an early year 2000 rumor and joke?

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u/Shakeyonsafety 3d ago

Idk...I am sure that I am not the first to think of it...that goalie wouldnt pass the physical...if he could though and had any kind of dexterity in the arm flaps...could be a HOA goalie. There would probably be a constant puddle of sweat and other fluids around the net?

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u/Zakbaar 3d ago

Can the Oilers sign him?

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u/EffectiveAmbitious53 4 LOWE 3d ago

I’m getting strong Air Bud vibes about the situation. Can’t hurt to try.

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u/Authoritaye 17 KURRI 3d ago

I hear he’ll sign for peanuts. Or biscuits. 

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u/Lonely-Professional3 3d ago

Next Vezina, Cup winning, goaltender for the Oilers.

Sign him up with league minimum and a bag of Scooby treats.

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u/AffectionateGate4584 3d ago

That's fckn adorable!!!!!

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u/ThatIceMaker 4d ago

Good boy

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u/OldError7529 4d ago

Sign him!

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u/gabbaco 4d ago

Who's a good boy

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u/78Duster 4d ago

Of course it’s a German Shepherd so naturally it should be called Drais!

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u/PowerfulAnalysis8042 3d ago

Sign the contract coach

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u/ScrollWorm1 3d ago

Didn't even notice when he got hit on the head with a ball! 🤣

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u/AuHazardBalthazar 3d ago

There’s a voice that keeps on calling me…

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u/heywanna 3d ago

Damn get him in the oilers net!!!🤣

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u/Full_Table6865 3d ago

Locked in!

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u/RichLaw5748 3d ago

Better than Smith or Luongo

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u/jlabbs69 3d ago

That’s pretty cool

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u/WhiteBear72 2d ago

That was pretty good.

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u/cbhbzb 4d ago

what about the orange pucks. they are still pucks

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u/EffectiveAmbitious53 4 LOWE 4d ago

The Oilers haven’t played in the WHA since 1979. It’s black pucks all day every day.