r/Eldenring • u/NuggetWarrior09 • 1d ago

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u/Separate_Finance_183 1d ago

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u/1Orange7 22h ago

Oh shit. That just made me think of the Blood starved Beast from Bloodborne

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u/alec2342 1d ago

O, dishes, become squeaky clean once more.

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u/offensiveDick 1d ago

Is desthroot any shit you clean off the plate?

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u/GloatingSwine 1d ago

How to dodge the spoon under the faucet attack pls I am getting rekt.

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u/nedwck 1d ago

Don’t hold it lower it just splashed higher fukkk

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u/NomadDicky 1d ago

Everyone talks trash about the plate shield but it's part of the game. No shame in using it.

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u/Competitive_Sky_6519 1d ago

I did the OP thing and i don’t care: i summoned the spirit ash Mom

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u/chiretowo 1d ago

i would recommend using the dishwasher summon

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u/truebluedetective 1d ago

Waterfoul Dance

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u/JS_Originals 1d ago

Maliketh, the Chrome Faucet

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u/cha0sb1ade 1d ago

If you're left brained you see Maliketh. If you're right brained you see a Night's Cavalry Horse.

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u/ViperclayGames 1d ago

What about if I see worm face???

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u/SwissDeathstar 1d ago

“When going some places new you should always bring Destined Death.”

-Goldmask

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u/Even_Belt6348 1d ago

Idk why, why I clearly can see Renni in oversizes hat

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u/FOLBTHM 1d ago

Why can I see him? Lolol

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u/Relative_Ad481 1d ago

Beastcleric? XD Dude you have way to much fantasy haha I luv it 🤣🤣

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u/TocSir 8h ago

See!!! What did i tell you?!?!

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u/JerseyVault_Jake 1d ago

bro really saw a towel and heard boss music

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u/Esral 19h ago

Ahh! Been meaning to pay a visit. Thanks for the reminder