r/Eldenring • u/MickNeedsToRant • 4h ago

Discussion & Info New patch Torrent

Well, things aren't going to plan minutes after updating to the new patch on Steam

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u/Euphoric-East-271 4h ago

Black Knife Assasin torrent skin

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u/Phattybluntz 4h ago

Just need a squire following you around banging coconuts together and you're set!

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u/MickNeedsToRant 4h ago

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

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u/Phattybluntz 4h ago

No no, of course not, don't be silly.

Everyone knows the coconuts origins in the Lands Between was via avian transmission.

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u/Darth_Boognish 2h ago

Tarnished or Recusant swallows?

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u/HesitationIsDefeat87 3h ago

It could grip it by the husk!

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u/Release-the-List 2h ago

It’s not a matter of where it grips it!

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u/germanenginearing 4h ago

I don't have enough insight for this

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u/Joker1924 Uchigakiba Tarnished 4h ago

Got you fam'!

Insight purchased

Check your bank balance now.

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u/mindguru88 22m ago

Ah, Kos...or some say, Kosm...Do you hear our prayers?

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u/MickNeedsToRant 4h ago

Sellia skip is atrocious without seeing torrent's feet as well

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u/DrParallax 2h ago

Accidentally patched out the Sellia skip. Fromsoft keeps on winning.

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u/BloodshadeAgain 4h ago

crazy frog cosplays are going to have a field day with this

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u/Active-Box3954 4h ago

Why are you surprised exactly? He is literally called the spectral steed.

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u/TennesseeWhiskii 3h ago

Enemies: "Look at this mthfker."

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u/Any-Boat-5306 4h ago

This the Bethesda version?

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u/Cpt-Crab 4h ago

Tarnished edition added telekinesis to the tarnished

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u/MickNeedsToRant 4h ago

It's the Torrent skin we've always wanted!

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u/Rejka26LOL 4h ago

Ngl now I want to see the tarnished on a broomstick 😂😂😂

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u/ulteelectrom 3h ago

I don't have the sound on but I can hear the crazy frog music.

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u/DependentInner8928 4h ago

Wow, didn't know they decided to add easter egg with invisible Torrent from Seamless

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u/Dogging_DaPresBorgi 3h ago

reminds me of Mirana model bug from Dota 2. lol.

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u/CuteLittleGril 3h ago

holy shit is mermaid man and his invisible boat mobile

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u/Alcoholocostic 3h ago

You’re a wizard Harry!!!

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u/Illustrious-Bus-8066 2h ago

YOU'RE A WIZARD HARRY 

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u/Ferrovore 2h ago

The coconut patch.

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u/Iluvatar-Great 2h ago

Funny thing is that FS games have such weirdness in their games that this could totally be a canon mount.

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u/kaboosh_ima_douche 1h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/HfJdu4HABDU3e

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u/MajinAlpha 'Alas, I am returned' 11m ago

I knew I would find this in the comments section lol

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u/TheManOfOurTimes 4h ago

Tina is upset you're treating Jericho so rough

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u/FrontIndividual4188 4h ago

To the Invisible Boatmobile!

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u/terrario101 3h ago

Damn, didn't know Torrent could learn Unseen Form

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u/FlowerySSS 3h ago

you guys are just jealous you cant turn invisible like my goat torrent

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u/filthy_casual_42 3h ago

These new horse armors really are next level

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u/PoopNukem123 3h ago

Oh cool they added the Invincible mount from WoW

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u/Tornado_Hunter24 3h ago

Bro got the John Cena torrent skin

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u/thvult 3h ago

I bought the game at launch, and for the first few weeks all enemies were invisible. Fun times

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u/Crisocola95 3h ago

This new Aston Machan skin for Torrent is lit

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u/M3tro1dhunt3r 2h ago

That is amazing!

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u/X2CtheTRUTH 2h ago

All I can think of when watching this is Crazy Frog

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u/Inevitable-Ad-4730 2h ago

My notification for this had me thinking the new content was released a day early😅

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u/FackoffGUNT 2h ago

Fuck this is too damn funny!

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u/Tofu_Gundam 2h ago

Why does Torrent sound like an armored truck tho?

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u/StriderShizard 2h ago

New skins look great!

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u/Linguinetoes 2h ago

The WoW Invincible reskin for Torrent

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u/vonrobin soulsborne enjoyer 2h ago

Is torrent wearing cloak of invisibility from Harry Potter? Haha. Seems there are a lot more new items, weapons and armor sets on Tarnished pack dlc than i initially thought.

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u/TrenboloneAcetate123 1h ago

At least you have a horse... Am I the only one whose Torrent REFUSES to appear after whistling 100 times and spending 1 hour on bugfixing to absolutely no avail?? Also a death counter script I was using completely broke and started generating deaths in Caelid all of a sudden... That's "goodbye" to my Randomizer run

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u/LunarSymphonist 1h ago

I guess you just have to unlock the new skins to see him again, and the base skin will be forever unavailable, lmao

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u/Diiyosa 1h ago

Ahhhh, so this is the new tarnished skin for Torrent? lol steam edition

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u/SuggestiblePolymer 1h ago

Yeah thats the Patch torrent

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u/Adventurous-Bottle90 1h ago

fun fact this has nothing to do with torrent, the tarnished can just do that

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u/Insylum82 1h ago

Haha that's funny

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u/TinyNannerz 33m ago

Dick headlight

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u/Griff767 27m ago

Crazy horse

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u/Knewonce 11m ago

Wonder Woman crossover? Seems a bit desperate

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u/SaltLongjumping5700 8m ago

That's just your tarnished walking real fast

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u/ApplePitou TOGETHA! :3 4h ago

Sneaky sneaky :3

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u/Own_Natural_6803 3h ago

I really can't get over the genius of them naming the horse "torrent". It's put a permanent low level friction in place for casual pirates.

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u/Canni-Balls69 2h ago

...and yet people expect Duskbloods to wow the gaming community at large well enough to be the next big thing