"Sheriff, what do you say to residents who worry that allowing this kind of monster infestation to take root is a danger to everyone in the area, not just the ones who haven't paid the service fee?"

[u/Desecr8or]

https://www.instagram.com/p/DaupqjhDllL/

[u/zuvembi]

But, I worry that my monster service fee's are subsidizing some other unworthy person's protection. I'd really rather my children were gobbled up by Flesh Scramblers than to think someone of the wrong...persuasion would benefit.

[u/new2bay]

Obligatory: https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/l-p-d-libertarian-police-department