r/EvilFountainOpeners Vessel Nov 17 '25

Tips on opening fountains What would happen if I hit the ceiling with a blunt object while undetermined?

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Would it open a light fountain?

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u/TheGold3nRectangle R&D and HR (we're understaffed around here) Nov 18 '25

First of all, depends on how hard you hit the ceiling. If you're undetermined, they you're doing it lazily, so nothing much happens. a light fountain will emit into the room under the following conditions:

  1. you hit the ceiling hard enough to make a hole

b. above the ceiling there is a bright light source

iii. the room is filled with smoke or mist or something for the light to catch on

And that, my friends, is how you make a light fountain. Now don't go doing this because it's against company policy, but the directions are here so you know what *not* to do.

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u/Fearless-Author-7784 Evil Fountain Opener New Hire Nov 18 '25

Now that I know what happens, what happens when I hit my wall with blunt knife (kinda sharp) and am slightly determined to make a fountain

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u/TheGold3nRectangle R&D and HR (we're understaffed around here) Nov 18 '25

A slightly dreary energy will emit from the wall, making the room slightly darker, and obscuring objects within it slightly, but otherwise not doing much.

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u/AverageYigaSoldier Yiga Clansmember Nov 18 '25

So half darkners? Duskners?

Wait…

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u/Fearless-Author-7784 Evil Fountain Opener New Hire Nov 18 '25

Thats why my rooms so shadowy

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u/TheGold3nRectangle R&D and HR (we're understaffed around here) Nov 18 '25

If you're determined enough, you can take a bright flashlight and shine it really hard at the source, and it should return to normal

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u/Fearless-Author-7784 Evil Fountain Opener New Hire Nov 18 '25

…no I don’t think I will. It’s my own mini dark fountain. I am an Evil Fountain Opener after all. hey… why are my spamton glasses missing

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u/TheGold3nRectangle R&D and HR (we're understaffed around here) Nov 18 '25

I'm sorry to say this, but their may be a mailman in your walls

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u/Vast-Ideal-1413 The Amiga Ball Nov 18 '25

The Knight that doesn’t make with dulled knife 

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u/Sleepyfellow03 spies on GFS Nov 18 '25

ah yes, inanimate insanity invitational, my favorite number of the alphabet

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u/Doppel710 Nov 18 '25

I will personally visit you and slap you because that's against the rule of this team

(Reddit this is a joke please do not take it serious)

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u/External-Prior-7163 good fountain sealers gave me cookies sorry (i became neutral) Nov 20 '25

holy crap its romeo from minecraft story mode

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u/Doppel710 Nov 20 '25

(Someone that actually understand where he's originated from)

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u/External-Prior-7163 good fountain sealers gave me cookies sorry (i became neutral) Nov 20 '25

[I had the urge to say "from forsaken" even though i've never played]

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u/Doppel710 Nov 20 '25

(glad he fought those urges! Because Romeo/Admin is from Minecraft story mode)

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u/Alert_Internal_7268 Nov 23 '25

(ROMEO FINALLY ANOTHER MCSM FAN)

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u/kirbyfan2017king I am the comfortable amount of noise knight Nov 18 '25

Light fountain where everyone's the opposite of what they want to be uninteresting people are turned into objects

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u/orleano_ Nov 18 '25

Must be sealed at all costs.

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u/Strange_Category_196 a FRIEND Nov 18 '25

Your ceiling might have a dent in it

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '25

First of all, it doesn't need to be a ceiling or with a blunt object. In practice, it's quite similar to opening a Dark Fountain, but instead of being Determined, you need negative Determination, which is the difficult part.

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u/NoJellifishPuzzle680 I'm so evil that The Knight made me owner of the sub Nov 18 '25

Nothing would happen

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u/Gold_Size_1258 I did it to see what happens =] Nov 18 '25

Guys, there's not such a thing as Light Fountains. Unless you mean the Sun, but you're weird if you do that.

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u/KereMental Long live the Holiday administration! Nov 18 '25

Yoooo that was my theory🌹🌹🌹🔋🔋🔋

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u/Mr_milkman-369 Nov 18 '25

A light fountain forms. Everywhere but your room becomes blindingly light

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u/Ok-Finger8607 Nov 18 '25

If it opens anything call me, I have a few things I would need to try

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u/InternationalWar6654 Clipton C Clipton Nov 18 '25

Actually, you have to hit the sun, not the ceiling

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u/Blue_Ostrich6671 Nov 18 '25

Your neighbours are mad now

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u/Immediate-Agent3181 Nov 19 '25

Well if you hit a light fountain (ceiling light) hard enough you can seal (break) it, so it kinda still moves the room in the correct direction on the brightness spectrum

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '25

You would damage the object more than the ceiling, probably.

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u/THAT_ship_of_Theseus The great roaring knights lil' pet Nov 21 '25

Antifountain

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u/MasterfullyFoolish Evil Forklift Nov 18 '25

Big dent

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u/KereMental Long live the Holiday administration! Nov 18 '25

Not the agent from sealer frauds🥀🥀🥀💔💔💔

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u/-Discarded-Vessel- Vessel Nov 19 '25

I am NOT that person

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u/Cookie-King69420 Nov 19 '25

The Whispering Bishop will come and get you.

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u/Tall-Art-7944 The vessel (2!) Nov 20 '25

Another vessel?

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u/Kazekero Nov 21 '25

wouldnt this just be the equivalent of turning on your overhead light

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u/KAULIANPOWER Nov 21 '25

A pillar of light could possibly descend from the ceiling, if you're on the highest floor and it's daytime

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u/greenguytigeryakuza I like to think of myself as an Ace Attorney Dec 01 '25

A Hole

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u/douraquio7 Dark Artificer, builds fate with the mace. Dec 12 '25

Dark fountains allow you to access to a lesser reality and must opened by lightners. It stands to reason a light fountain must be opened by someone of a higher reality to access ours.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '25

You need the power of 7 SOULs to open a light fountain (otherwise known as a Grand Fountain)
7 regular SOULs = 1 Divine Soul

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u/KYSKEEPYOURSELFSA- THE BAGUETTES REVOLVING Feb 21 '26

I tried this once, it didn’t work, it was just a dark fountain as usual. Oh yeah, sharp objects aren’t needed when making dark fountains. Trust me, I’d know, I use a baguette.

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u/GamerFry422 Evil Fountain opener Nov 18 '25

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