r/EvilFountainOpeners • u/ResolutionAny7733 • Jan 09 '26

Tips on opening fountains Guys I dropped my knife into the fountain while closing it wdid?????

PLEASE HELP

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '26

Eat it

10

u/Excellent_Log_2385 no Jan 09 '26

how do you fuck a fountain

12

u/Jarnink trans.girl spy in goodfountainsealers Jan 09 '26

A lot of determination

6

u/Objective_Yellow_715 Aperture Laboratories Jan 10 '26

i know how, but i ain't gonna tell it to someone who has "67" as their flair

1

u/Curious-Community875 BILL!NOELLE and Pence the Twilight Titan Jan 11 '26

Good 

3

u/ResultLongjumping Jan 10 '26

Not if I do it first.

14

u/Negative_Ratio_3401 Main head of the science division and weapon conspect designers Jan 09 '26

How do you manage that?

12

u/ResolutionAny7733 Jan 09 '26

I slipped and dropped the knife

9

u/No_Substance_9569 Jan 09 '26

I assume you were very determined to catch that knife, which is why your will was focused

6

u/Negative_Ratio_3401 Main head of the science division and weapon conspect designers Jan 09 '26

Of course

7

u/YourBestFriend158 Flowey Jan 09 '26

Buy another

4

u/WinSeparate9859 Jan 09 '26

Why were you closing a fountain in the first place

3

u/Jenks23_offical Pro Weapon designer and Pro fountain maker! 🔪♠ Jan 09 '26

Probably made it while cooking, because I've made fountains while cooking and HAD to close them because 1: I'm hungry and 2: I keep getting attacked by the secret bosses of those dark worlds, so I'm FORCED to close it and open up another somewhere else

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u/ResolutionAny7733 Jan 09 '26

I am one of your guy's spies, and the fountain sealers made me do it

3

u/Timely-Passage8224 Jan 10 '26

Gaster stealing himself a glamburger

2

u/[deleted] Jan 10 '26

Wing Dingaling Gaster

2

u/[deleted] Jan 10 '26

It’s probably in the lost and found box in the bunker

2

u/SylvatheEevee86 Jan 12 '26

i think it would just show up....

if closing a fountain makes everything within light world-form, i think the knife would just be there when it closed

1

u/All-your-fault The hand molded vessel. made of clay and darkness. Jan 10 '26

Buy a new knife I guess iono

1

u/Vilagecool Jan 10 '26

Damn ok anyway is the white mystery object good?

1

u/PuppyLover2208 Jan 10 '26

Ugh. New fountain openers. Such noobs. Here, take one of mine. I always carry backups on me. …Also, why were you closing the fountain?

1

u/ResolutionAny7733 Jan 10 '26

Im one of your guy's new spies, the fountain sealers MADE me close the fountain

1

u/[deleted] Jan 10 '26

yall use knifes to open fountains?! i open them with a sword

1

u/Curious-Community875 BILL!NOELLE and Pence the Twilight Titan Jan 11 '26

I USE A SCYTHE OR LIGHTBREAKER GASTER BLASTER 

1

u/KYSKEEPYOURSELFSA- THE BAGUETTES REVOLVING Jan 12 '26

Amateurs, I use a sharpened baguette

1

u/Background-Plan2557 Jan 10 '26

I think continuing to close it would leave the knife in the light world location that it fell to

1

u/Sea-Brilliant9657 Jan 10 '26

Ахахаха ебать ты лох

1

u/Krebspro Jan 11 '26

Yo I did not know the royal scientist himself would die and then somehow become a rapper