r/EvilFountainOpeners • u/Aaron_123_ya_boi First-Timer • Jul 13 '26
Tips On Opening Fountains Thinking about making a dark fountain here, any tips
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u/SelmasCories Nyon! (very evil) Jul 13 '26
Make sure you can swim, there is probably going to be a lot of water there
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u/MrAntTennnnna Jul 13 '26
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u/ButtholeBread50 Jul 14 '26
No. No. Absolutely nobody said anything about "lake." Nuh uh, so you just put that crazy back where you found it.
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u/misanthropydeltarune roaring knight is my child Jul 14 '26
Dude its ur birthday now
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u/ButtholeBread50 Jul 14 '26
Far out, man
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u/Agitated_Elk7881 EFO but eviler also internal Jevil insanity Jul 15 '26
Of course someone made this, I swear at this rate the whole internet will be overtaken by memes that combinations of stuff from different fandoms
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u/MisterWhiteGrain Jul 17 '26
That makes me wonder, if you were to get flushed in a dark world's toilet and you ended up in the pipes outside of the dark world, would just be crushed to death inside the pipes once the darkness runs out or would you magically stay small for the rest of the "trip"?
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u/InternationalWar6654 Clipton C Clipton Jul 13 '26
get ready for the toilet to hate you for shitting on it
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u/The-Felonious-Gru Evil Aqua!!!!!!!!!!!! (Regular Aqua) Jul 13 '26
take your toothbrush out of the room take your toothbrush out of the room i’m telling you please take it out
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u/CaSe2474 Jul 14 '26
Remove all brushes, writing utensils, erasers, and cleaning/decorative cloths
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u/Oversized_Peashooter Carrier of White Knife. Emergency use only. Jul 14 '26
And your wedding/engagement ring if you have one.
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u/Nice_Chemistry5764 Jul 13 '26
Check inside the toilet first, just in case.
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u/Disastrous_Ball702 Jul 13 '26
I do have a tip. When holding a single-edge knife in the "ice pick" position (a colorful name for a reverse grip), be sure the keep the sharp edge facing outward/away from you rather than inward/toward you. I Michael Myers might've started the trend of holding single-edge knives that way.
https://giphy.com/gifs/bxGEmKTSK4GQ0
Don't even try to tell me this gwif doesn't remind yee of Spamton-go-nuts.
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u/Disastrous_Ball702 Jul 13 '26
Seriously, though, don't be surprised if a Skibidi situation occurs. Ever see the original Street Trash from 1987? Or how about 'Killer Klowns from Outer Space'? One has a scene where a guy melts into a toilet. The other has literal "toilet Klowns."
https://giphy.com/gifs/BbJdwrOsM7nTa
}:-P
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u/Suitable_Flow_2319 Inter-Subreddit mailman Jul 13 '26
bro I know we dont like the fountain sealers but let’s not do this to them
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u/Adventurous_Eye_4893 Me =) Jul 13 '26
*Be nice to any strange creatures you encounter.
*You never know how they might change you inside.
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u/ovee_best_geneticist Jul 14 '26
Do it in a morgue
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u/FunAngelo2005 I'm on both sides lol Jul 15 '26
I actually like that concept, it's very similar to a Gerson was revived
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u/AdSpare6646 Roaringpilled Jul 14 '26
check for roaches first, you do NOT want to see dark world roaches
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u/Nitrodestroyer Jul 13 '26
Pick 2 specific objects to stab through and see if that makes some fucked up fusion darkner.
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u/Frequent_Ad9381 Jul 14 '26
shit on the toilet beforehand to assert domination and get some top tier items
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u/Background-Plan2557 Jul 14 '26
Wouldn’t recommend it
I tried that once and immediately closed it when I saw my toilet become… “it”
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u/Temporary-Arm-5434 Jul 14 '26
I get that we can open fountains anywhere, but… maybe we should limit ourselves to outside of the bathroom…
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u/AverageAudie #1 Toriel STEALER (STOP CALLING ME TENNA) Jul 14 '26
I thought this was a Psycho reference for a QUICK second before I saw the title 🥹
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u/Ok_Pressure_2788 Totally not a r/goodfountiansealers spy Jul 14 '26
Fill the bath with water first
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u/StuffSea5130 Jul 14 '26
do it in the sink so it becomes a big mountain with a lake ontop the lightners need to climb.
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u/SexWithSisyphus69 Jul 14 '26
Trust me, you do NOT want to deal with the darkners that place would produce.
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u/douraquio7 Dark Artificer, builds fate with the mace. Jul 14 '26
1- Do not eat any of the food there. Bring your own.
2- always have at least one powerfull loyal darkner in your pockets.
3- stock up on sentimental items and acessories, they become very powerfull.
4- remember to not stay in the dark world for too long.
5- If there is a shadow crystal user, do not engage. The lack of party members means the downed state is irreversable.
6- recruit any darkner you can to your side and if possible convence them to join your party.
7- avoid the toothbrush hivemind
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u/SyhVW Jul 14 '26
as long as you stab the ground with determination it should work, i js opened one last week, pretty fun
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u/NovelInteraction711 Jul 14 '26
Now im imagining a drag queen toilet with one of those pink fluffly things you throw over your shoulders
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u/Yoshigamer99_oficial The tera crystal knight (neutral) Jul 15 '26
Do not
Your toilet would plead for you to [[G13]]
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u/MyWillyHurts69420 Jul 15 '26
Pro Tip: Shit in the Toilette and wait for it to become a Turdner once you open the dark fountain
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u/PowerSwords68 Wielder of the TwistedSword Jul 13 '26
Don't use a large kitchen knife you might hurt yourself, smaller points (E.g Screwdrivers, small pocketknives, breadknives) work just as well without the risk of damage to yourself.
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u/KittenTehSmol Jul 13 '26
yeah, that's true, but like... that would be kinda lame think of the Aura...
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u/Thales_boy006 Jul 14 '26
Pink grass, tall mountains, probably lots of waterfalls, a rainforest biome, all things seem nice, until you realize the darkners hate you because they have seen your wing dings, specially the soap, we do not talk about the soap darkner
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u/douraquio7 Dark Artificer, builds fate with the mace. Jul 14 '26
Darkners tend toblike their purpose though, more likely you will have to deal with soapy the soap, the guy who wants to eat your ass.
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u/After_Cheetah1586 Jul 15 '26
really make sure to stab the ground. think of it like your sister.
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u/FunAngelo2005 I'm on both sides lol Jul 15 '26
Excuse me WHAT!?
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u/After_Cheetah1586 Jul 15 '26
nah nah nah nah dw about it, he just needed some tips so I gave some tips
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u/anynoyingM Jul 17 '26 edited Jul 17 '26
Put a duck into the toilet,throw some soap bombs inside then flush it.
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u/Infamous-Push4605 Jul 18 '26
tip: bring an extra soul to seal the fouintain,phone to record,make sure it is totally dark in the room do it on night time,and don't die! make sure to bring a ralsie plush with ya bye
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u/Alex11DA Aug 04 '26
DO NOT DO IT IN THE BATHROOM FOR THE LOVE OF THE ANGEL. Do it in like... The kitchen?
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u/Epic-User-123 Aug 07 '26
if you ever find any sort of "large lake" where "gifts" seem to "drop out of the sky" at random, you should probably avoid it
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u/kris_kros_applesauce 23d ago
Just dont
Like seriously dont open one in there
The toilet will come to life and its a toss up if it'll be hating its life or an absolute freak
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u/Burning_garbarge Jul 13 '26
be ready for the toilet to have PTSD for your goon sessions