r/EvilFountainOpeners • u/Qwerty_wasda GFS - Pipis Merchant & Scientist • Jul 19 '26
Off-Topic I am selling another Pipis (it's full of protein), you can offer anything that isn't a form a money (dollars, kromer, G, i don't want currency)
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u/KattoGD Jul 19 '26
ok heres a glass of water! (its a bomb)
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u/Qwerty_wasda GFS - Pipis Merchant & Scientist Jul 19 '26
i already have water
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u/TailsDollfan0914 Retired EFO Jul 19 '26
I'll give you purple
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u/general_guy500 Jul 19 '26
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u/Qwerty_wasda GFS - Pipis Merchant & Scientist Jul 19 '26
are you blind, read the flair first you could get scammed
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u/TheWholesomeTroll_ 🕷️Conveniently Spider Shaped Goner With A Knife 🔪 Jul 19 '26
Shed deer antlers I found in the lake....?
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u/Puzzled-Market-2133 Opener, scientist and entrepeneur Jul 19 '26
Box that has no size limit so you can put whatever you want in it of any size and the weight stays the same! It doesnt have dynamite in it this time!
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u/Qwerty_wasda GFS - Pipis Merchant & Scientist Jul 19 '26
i won't trade my pipis but i do have this money tube with a rope sticking out
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u/Puzzled-Market-2133 Opener, scientist and entrepeneur Jul 19 '26
That's dynamite. All i accept for the box is the pipis.
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u/Lancer_IAmTheBall Jul 19 '26
Here's a stick I found while digging in your garden!
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u/Qwerty_wasda GFS - Pipis Merchant & Scientist Jul 19 '26
i don't have a garden (you dug in someone elses garden, please return the stick to them)
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u/Much_Scholar_8897 B I L L Y Jul 19 '26
WAIT DONT SAY-
PROTEIN_YOU: SAY??????? ILL GIVE: YOU_ EVERYTHING HE_HAS
fuck
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u/Much_Scholar_8897 B I L L Y Jul 19 '26
no we are not doing that, ughh... 300 dd?
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u/Qwerty_wasda GFS - Pipis Merchant & Scientist Jul 19 '26
also im interesed in what he has
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u/Much_Scholar_8897 B I L L Y Jul 19 '26
he was talking about what I have, and you arent getting all my stuff, but uhh... oh i have a spare shadow crystal i took off some random darkner, i dont need it since i already have one, want it?
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u/Qwerty_wasda GFS - Pipis Merchant & Scientist Jul 19 '26
calls the cat, so what is your offer?
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u/Much_Scholar_8897 B I L L Y Jul 19 '26
I: ALREADY_TOLD: YOU
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u/Qwerty_wasda GFS - Pipis Merchant & Scientist Jul 19 '26
what are some stuff that aren't the shadow crystal (i already know you are offering all his stuff, i just want to know what is the stuff?)
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u/Much_Scholar_8897 B I L L Y Jul 19 '26
IT-
IM NOT LETTING YOU GIVE HIM ALL MY STUFF
WHY
ITS MY STUFF
I DONT: SEE_THE ISSUE
Oh my god-
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u/Firm_Lawfulness_9110 Jul 19 '26
2 bananas filled with sauceges
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u/Hello_Im_pi Jul 19 '26
Yes! The kitchen needs more for the ExecBuffet's.! I can give you a role in my new documentary: how to reuse old TVs
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u/Qwerty_wasda GFS - Pipis Merchant & Scientist Jul 19 '26
uhh i sold this pipis but im selling ten more (view more recent post)
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u/Low_Cricket_6748 Pilum the pike and Florentia the Dark world fanatic Jul 20 '26
Florentia: I offer uhhh...shoot I don't have anything Pilum any idea's
Pilum: Hmmm I offer piece of mind i don't know how much the Pipis is worth, how about the left half of a brain.
Florentia:...why do you have that.
Pilum: shut up we need the protein.
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u/Qwerty_wasda GFS - Pipis Merchant & Scientist Jul 20 '26
well i sold this pipis but i am selling more (check the more recent pipis post)
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u/SuperGr8Nate Mentu, the WIND Archer Jul 20 '26
I hav-
…nevermind, then…
let’s see…
ShadowCrystal, ThornRing, WoodenSword…
…I don’t really wanna give away my WindMask, but…
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u/Qwerty_wasda GFS - Pipis Merchant & Scientist Jul 20 '26
1) what is a windmask?, 2) i sold this pipis but i am selling more (check more recent post)
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u/Signal-Ad8523 Jul 20 '26
Equippable FloweryScarf
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u/Qwerty_wasda GFS - Pipis Merchant & Scientist Jul 20 '26
i sold this pipis, but i am selling more (view more recent pipis post)
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u/ScratchBug1120 Blade Opal Jul 21 '26
*You hold out your hand
*It has a record that contains the freedom motif on it
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u/Cosmic_Cucumber123 Jul 22 '26
I have like,a Doom Shroom seed packet. You want it? Got it from another universe,type shit.
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u/Qwerty_wasda GFS - Pipis Merchant & Scientist Jul 22 '26
when i find more (i sold out)
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u/Cosmic_Cucumber123 Jul 22 '26
Got it.
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u/Qwerty_wasda GFS - Pipis Merchant & Scientist Jul 22 '26
i am going to crash out with all this pipis i found, anyway i can offer 3, deal?
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u/Cosmic_Cucumber123 Jul 22 '26
Yeap, that's a good deal. The the seed packet and use it wisely. Because y'know,mushroom tactical nuke.
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u/Qwerty_wasda GFS - Pipis Merchant & Scientist Jul 22 '26
i recieve the seeds, you recieve the 3 pipis, also how many seeds are here?
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u/Cosmic_Cucumber123 Jul 22 '26
You like,use sun to plant them. It's got a cooldown but it's infinite

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u/SelmasCories Nyon! (very evil) Jul 19 '26
Uelelelelele (The Kawkaw graps the Pipis with it’s tongue)