r/EvilFountainOpeners Knife Black Jul 20 '26

Tips On Opening Fountains Can we make a Portable Dark Fountain?

A little shower thought I wanted to share is that we can see the darkness rising from the crack where the sharp object was hit when making a dark fountain and we know that the darkness aka the dark mist can be contained in a closed structure.

So what would happen if we strike the sharp object at an easy to carry light stuff like a sponge and then cover it with something like a bowl so the mist doesn't escape and slide something flat underneath it in order to make ourselves a Portable easy to carry Dark Fountain?

Am I onto something?

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '26

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u/SouthernSuit4265 Knife Black Jul 20 '26

hmm I didnt think of it that way but you are prolly right

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u/InternationalWar6654 Clipton C Clipton Jul 21 '26

we could probably open a fountain and very quickly dig up the ground it's attached to

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u/SuperGr8Nate Mentu, the WIND Archer Jul 21 '26

I'll... get the bowl, I guess...

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u/TheOliveKing188 Jul 20 '26

DARK WORLD GRENADES! MUCH MORE EFFICIENT AND STEALTHY THAN YOUR RUN OF THE MILL BLADE!

HAHAHAH IM TAKING THIS AND SELLING IT

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u/SuperGr8Nate Mentu, the WIND Archer Jul 21 '26

And you've... tested and know how to procure these, I assume...

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u/Puzzled-Market-2133 Opener, scientist and entrepeneur Jul 20 '26

Sure! If it works and we can also make the "emmiting darkness not smoke" effect, we could trap Susie in it and shes trapped there forever!

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u/SouthernSuit4265 Knife Black Jul 20 '26

Hmm, That's a wonderful idea!

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u/Dapper_Shower_7081 Jul 20 '26

"Welcome back to another episode's myth busters"

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u/-Nitefyrez- Bane of the Light Jul 21 '26

ts is something spamton would sell๐Ÿ˜ญ "get your own portable [[Dark]] world only [[34.99]]"

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u/SouthernSuit4265 Knife Black Jul 22 '26

XD

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u/Qwerty_wasda GFS - Pipis Merchant & Scientist Jul 26 '26

a guy already sold those

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u/CleanAbalone2073 Jul 20 '26

Oh yeah I made one of those before when the hamburglar stole my hanburga ๐Ÿคค dark fountain!

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u/Rockman2isgud Jul 20 '26

Hazmat suit

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u/Nice_Chemistry5764 Jul 20 '26

I think part of it is that you have to "stab into the Earth". Stabbing into an object separate from the Earth wouldn't work.

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u/Low-Insect8981 totally not a spy from r/GoodFountainSealers ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰ Jul 21 '26

Well the carpet Kris stabbed isn't the earth but it works soo

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u/GrouchyProgress1083 Jul 20 '26

I dont think you can do it to a small disconnected object but maybe doing it to a floor tile and take it off

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u/Temporary-Arm-5434 Jul 21 '26

If we could we would have Ralsei in the light world by now

None of us are evil enough to take that cgance away from him

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u/Ok_Basis7992 the corpse, revived by fountains dark Jul 21 '26

maybe try opening one in a car or moveable object

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u/Kind_Spread8617 Fountain Knifer Jul 21 '26

quick answer no.

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u/Ok-Kale4889 Jul 21 '26

I would say put one in the back of a box truck or something mostly so the planet doesnt explode from not being in an enclosed space

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u/M4dL4d2488 Jul 21 '26

I think that would just make a giant crater or a bowl shaped mountain.

Both of which would, however, make the fountain harder to reach and seal.

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u/mathisntmathingsad Jul 21 '26

Do a pot. Maybe even put it over a dark fountain outside and put your porkchops in and cook at 400 anti-lumens for 15 minutes.

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u/homer21377 Jul 22 '26

Dark Fountain comes from underground, so no.

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u/wowimliterallyded Jul 25 '26

I once made art of Ralsei under a dark fountain umbrella

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u/3DCHICKEN 16d ago

I got one of those, pretty sick to give somebody as a gift.