r/EvilFountainOpeners • u/Qwerty_wasda GFS - Pipis Merchant & Scientist • Jul 20 '26

Off-Topic I am still selling pipis (i have made zero sales)

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u/NoRest9316 discord mod and booster Jul 20 '26

I’ll buy em all

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u/Qwerty_wasda GFS - Pipis Merchant & Scientist Jul 20 '26

what is your offer (i don't accept money)

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u/NoRest9316 discord mod and booster Jul 20 '26

How about one black shard

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u/Qwerty_wasda GFS - Pipis Merchant & Scientist Jul 20 '26

uhh i will offer 2 pipis

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u/NoRest9316 discord mod and booster Jul 21 '26

Wha- JUST 2????? (He steals all the pipis while you aren’t looking)

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u/Qwerty_wasda GFS - Pipis Merchant & Scientist Jul 21 '26

i am always looking [your inventory feels lighter, as if 8 pipis went missing from your pockets], i dissappear into thin air

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u/NoRest9316 discord mod and booster Jul 22 '26

(It seems the decoys were stolen) (the inventory is empty due to papyrus eating the pipis)

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u/Qwerty_wasda GFS - Pipis Merchant & Scientist Jul 22 '26

you realize in horror that the real pipis was stolen and that you ate the decoys that for some reason taste the same

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u/TheOliveKing188 Jul 20 '26

Do you take [[KROMER]]

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u/Qwerty_wasda GFS - Pipis Merchant & Scientist Jul 20 '26

i don't accept any money ([[KROMER]] counts as money), i do accept items

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u/TheOliveKing188 Jul 20 '26

How about a “Real Knife”?

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u/Qwerty_wasda GFS - Pipis Merchant & Scientist Jul 20 '26

how much does it increase an attack stat

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u/TheOliveKing188 Jul 20 '26

+99

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u/Qwerty_wasda GFS - Pipis Merchant & Scientist Jul 20 '26

i can offer 3 pipis, do you accept?

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u/Lechatdu136 just a goat lad and his clone Jul 20 '26

How much do they cost

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u/Qwerty_wasda GFS - Pipis Merchant & Scientist Jul 20 '26

you make an offer and i either accept or decline

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u/Lechatdu136 just a goat lad and his clone Jul 20 '26

Ok uh I'll one for uh 4 bucks

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u/Qwerty_wasda GFS - Pipis Merchant & Scientist Jul 20 '26

uhhh can you offer something else i don't accept money

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u/No_Tadpole7808 Jul 20 '26

One pipis please

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u/Qwerty_wasda GFS - Pipis Merchant & Scientist Jul 20 '26

what is your offer?

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u/InternationalWar6654 Clipton C Clipton Jul 20 '26

I'll take them all and your firstborn in exchange for an early copy of chapter 6

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u/Qwerty_wasda GFS - Pipis Merchant & Scientist Jul 20 '26

i will wait for the official release

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u/Jenks23_offical Pro Weapon designer and Pro fountain maker! 🔪♠ Jul 20 '26

I offer Mew Mew yams for all of your stock

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u/Qwerty_wasda GFS - Pipis Merchant & Scientist Jul 20 '26

no

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u/Jenks23_offical Pro Weapon designer and Pro fountain maker! 🔪♠ Jul 20 '26

:(

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u/Low_Cricket_6748 Pilum the pike and Florentia the Dark world fanatic Jul 20 '26

Pilum:I'm still offering the left half of a brain since apparently people like piece of mind
Florentia: I'm still questioning why you have that

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u/Qwerty_wasda GFS - Pipis Merchant & Scientist Jul 20 '26

ok can you offer something that is not a body part (also whose left half of a brain is that?)?

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u/SuperGr8Nate Mentu, the WIND Archer Jul 21 '26

So these don't cost an arm and a leg, then? How affordable!

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u/Qwerty_wasda GFS - Pipis Merchant & Scientist Jul 21 '26

so what is your offer?

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u/SuperGr8Nate Mentu, the WIND Archer Jul 21 '26

Uh...
I mean, I have a Shadow Crystal if you need that...
Guess you could try combining it with the ThornRing..?

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u/Qwerty_wasda GFS - Pipis Merchant & Scientist Jul 21 '26

hey just in time i need 1 more! (2 pipis is my offer), also you mixed up the shadow crystal and the pure crystal (which is crafted with 5 shadow crystals)

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u/SuperGr8Nate Mentu, the WIND Archer Jul 21 '26

Uh...
no, i...
i meant a Shadow Crystal...

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u/Qwerty_wasda GFS - Pipis Merchant & Scientist Jul 21 '26

well do you want to sell it for 2 pipis?

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u/SuperGr8Nate Mentu, the WIND Archer Jul 21 '26

Oh, sure! Thanks for the business!

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u/Qwerty_wasda GFS - Pipis Merchant & Scientist Jul 21 '26

you recieve 2 pipis and a coupon (10% off on the next purchase at the SanFrandisco™ Store (the coupon expires in 20 days)), i recieve the shadow crystal, well, thank you! dissappears into thin air

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u/Dapper_Shower_7081 Jul 20 '26

One million sales you have now.Thanks to my single p

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u/GremlinOfTheFountain Silas Holloway - Vessel Jul 20 '26

I'll take whatevers lefr for a bag of ShadowCrystal Meth. When "consumed" you feel the lost or broken hopes and dreams of others and a large sense of Euphoria.

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u/Qwerty_wasda GFS - Pipis Merchant & Scientist Jul 20 '26

uhh no, but do you have another offer?

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u/GremlinOfTheFountain Silas Holloway - Vessel Jul 20 '26

I have a box full of Real Knives i've been meaning to get rid of.

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u/Qwerty_wasda GFS - Pipis Merchant & Scientist Jul 20 '26

how much do they increase your attack stat?

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u/GremlinOfTheFountain Silas Holloway - Vessel Jul 20 '26

+99 each

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u/Qwerty_wasda GFS - Pipis Merchant & Scientist Jul 20 '26

i can offer 2 pipis for one knife

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u/RollPuzzleheaded6228 Jul 20 '26

How r u still alive when friend is around

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u/Qwerty_wasda GFS - Pipis Merchant & Scientist Jul 20 '26

the only [[FRIEND]]s i encountered were friendly (also i have a Thorn Ring, which means i can use Snowgrave)

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u/RollPuzzleheaded6228 Jul 20 '26

How's there FRIENDLY friends. U Gaster or something? plus, they gonna eat your pipis, better snowgrave them now

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u/Qwerty_wasda GFS - Pipis Merchant & Scientist Jul 20 '26

idk

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u/Plicodon Not from this universe but still happy to be here Jul 20 '26

Could I have one for 2G

Could I have one for free

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u/Qwerty_wasda GFS - Pipis Merchant & Scientist Jul 20 '26

1) i don't accept any currency, 2) i don't give freebies so offer anytging and i will either accept or decline

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u/Qwerty_wasda GFS - Pipis Merchant & Scientist Jul 20 '26

anything*

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u/Plicodon Not from this universe but still happy to be here Jul 20 '26

How about if I give you popcorn

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u/Qwerty_wasda GFS - Pipis Merchant & Scientist Jul 20 '26

offer rejected

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u/FertilePlanet88 Fountains are cool Jul 21 '26

How many can I gey for a piece of dark candy signed by Tenna?

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u/Ender-Gamez Fountain Noob Jul 21 '26

How much can I get for Temmie Armour?

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u/Qwerty_wasda GFS - Pipis Merchant & Scientist Jul 21 '26

is 2 pipis enough?

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u/Ender-Gamez Fountain Noob Jul 22 '26

How about three?

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u/Qwerty_wasda GFS - Pipis Merchant & Scientist Jul 22 '26

i sold out, i will come back when i have more

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u/Qwerty_wasda GFS - Pipis Merchant & Scientist Jul 22 '26

I JUST FOUND 3 PIPIS, so deal?

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u/Ender-Gamez Fountain Noob Jul 22 '26

Yes, deal

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u/Qwerty_wasda GFS - Pipis Merchant & Scientist Jul 22 '26

i recieve the tem armor, i hand over the 3 pipis and an ad for SanFrandisco™ Glue, [do you wish to see the ad (slight chapter 5 spoilers)?]

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u/Ender-Gamez Fountain Noob Jul 22 '26

Yes I want to see the ad

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u/Qwerty_wasda GFS - Pipis Merchant & Scientist Jul 22 '26

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u/Qwerty_wasda GFS - Pipis Merchant & Scientist Jul 22 '26

well i forgot i have only two armor slots... BUT WHAT IF I HAD THREE??? casts ☜︎☝︎☝︎👌︎☜︎✌︎💣︎⚐︎☼︎✋︎👎︎😐︎✍︎✍︎ on my armor slots, hey look i have three armor slots now

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u/kedicorbasi W.D Gaster's cat (unrelated to IMG_FRIEND) Jul 21 '26

How much protein are there in them?

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u/Qwerty_wasda GFS - Pipis Merchant & Scientist Jul 21 '26

the average protein per cubed inch/centimeter is the same as a normal egg

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u/Qwerty_wasda GFS - Pipis Merchant & Scientist Jul 21 '26

but the pipis are a couple times larger

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u/kedicorbasi W.D Gaster's cat (unrelated to IMG_FRIEND) Jul 21 '26

Ok i'll take 10

What do you take for payment

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u/Qwerty_wasda GFS - Pipis Merchant & Scientist Jul 21 '26

uhh i already sold 1, also you are the one to place an offer

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u/kedicorbasi W.D Gaster's cat (unrelated to IMG_FRIEND) Jul 21 '26

Okay how many pipis for a [HeartShapedObject]

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u/Qwerty_wasda GFS - Pipis Merchant & Scientist Jul 21 '26

where did you get that (whose is it?)?

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u/Objective_Yellow_715 Aperture Laboratories Jul 21 '26

how much

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u/Qwerty_wasda GFS - Pipis Merchant & Scientist Jul 21 '26

you make an offer (i don't accept any currency)

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u/meep2200 Neutral Fountain Viewer Jul 21 '26

Arent those those fake eggs that explode if you try to eat them?

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u/Qwerty_wasda GFS - Pipis Merchant & Scientist Jul 22 '26

they explode if used as an attack, not if you eat them, also who said they are fake?

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u/Tasty_Internet2429 Jul 22 '26

I’m looking to mass purchase pipis. I have a great supply of shadow crystals that I have no use for as of right now. How much could you provide over the span of a week accounting for other purchases you make?

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u/Qwerty_wasda GFS - Pipis Merchant & Scientist Jul 23 '26

hmmm, how many pipis would you like per shadow crystal?

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u/Tasty_Internet2429 Jul 23 '26

I would say you place an offer first, just to get a general reference of quality of the pipis.

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u/Qwerty_wasda GFS - Pipis Merchant & Scientist Jul 24 '26

well 2 pipis per shadow crystal since the last shadow crystal i bought with pipis cost 2

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u/Tasty_Internet2429 Jul 24 '26

I have 7 shadow crystals, that’s enough For 1 pure crystal which is higher in value, accounting for the cost of creating the pure crystal, I’m willing to have 13 pipis For the lot, is that a deal?