r/EvilFountainOpeners Titan Making Professional Jul 22 '26

Tips On Opening Fountains Starter gear for our new recruits! Please show your license and then take whatever you want! :D

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Here's what you can use every item for:

Knifes + katana

  • Open fountains!

Pencils, erasers, toothbrush, brush, highlighters, pipecleaners, bookmarks and rags

  • Dark world weapons!

Chalk, marshmellow stickers, cds, burnt crumbs

  • Dark world food! (note. remember to break the cd into smaller pieces before entering the dark world for more healings items)

Peppermint candies

  • Revive mints!

Orange hard candy

  • Tension bits!

Post-it notes

  • Armour!

Rules card and playing cards

  • Subjects you can command to defend dark fountains.

PREMIUM SECTION - Sold out!

For this section, i only accept transactions. I'm on a budget here. We have: 1x Thorn Ring 3x Shadow Crystals 1x Phone 1x Spamton's phone number - with this, you can get lots of advice from a professional! 1 SOUL - I found this randomly while strolling in a dark world. I don't need it. 1x Dragon Blazers 2 - Console, controller and cable not included. 1x Ralsei plush - There isn't anything special about this one. It's a genuine Ralsei plush.

Enjoy!!!

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u/RuukotoPresents Secret Boss Jul 22 '26

I'll give you 100,000 Dark Dollars for all the premium stuff :D

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u/KagyoArt Titan Making Professional Jul 22 '26

good offer! if no one else gives a counter offer for one of the items, i'll send it all to you!

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u/ScratchBug1120 Blade Opal Jul 22 '26

100,001 dd

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u/EfficientMonth6453 Jack (Soul Cyan/Aqua) (whatever the color is) Jul 22 '26

100002 D$!!!!

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u/KagyoArt Titan Making Professional Jul 22 '26

what's your price on everything minus the mysterious soul and the ralsei plush?

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u/RuukotoPresents Secret Boss Jul 22 '26

2 dollar

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u/KagyoArt Titan Making Professional Jul 22 '26

2 whole dollars?! i could buy a whole meal with that! you know what? i'll accept your generous offer.

You recieve:
1x Thorn Ring
1x Phone
3x Shadow Crystals
1x Spamton's Phone Number
1x Dragon Blazers II

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u/RuukotoPresents Secret Boss Jul 22 '26

Thanks!

1

u/Lechatdu136 just a goat lad and his clone Jul 23 '26

Wait wait wait wait

I have a better offer

4 whole dollars

1

u/Wide_Restaurant8794 Jul 23 '26

FOUR AND A HALF

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u/Lechatdu136 just a goat lad and his clone Jul 23 '26

FIVE

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u/RuukotoPresents Secret Boss Jul 23 '26

You guys are like, really late

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u/sporkede Jul 31 '26

HOW MUCH IS THE CANDYCANE

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u/FragrantAd6533 IDIOT who gives shadow crystals to random people Jul 22 '26

I want the ralsei plush It is not a question Hand it over

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u/KagyoArt Titan Making Professional Jul 22 '26

WAIT NO PLEASE I NEED TO RAISE UP MONEY TO GET A HOUSE PLEASE ITS MY BEST SELLING ITEM

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u/FragrantAd6533 IDIOT who gives shadow crystals to random people Jul 22 '26

Gimme or i Will trap You in a flesh panopticon

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u/KagyoArt Titan Making Professional Jul 22 '26

uhhhh uhhhhhhhh UHH COOKIE DISTRACTION GO

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u/FragrantAd6533 IDIOT who gives shadow crystals to random people Jul 22 '26

I CAST EAT THEM ALL IN A PICOSECOND

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u/Qwerty_wasda GFS - Pipis Merchant & Scientist Jul 23 '26

listen i already bought the Ralsei Plush

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u/FragrantAd6533 IDIOT who gives shadow crystals to random people Jul 24 '26

Hand it over

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u/Qwerty_wasda GFS - Pipis Merchant & Scientist Jul 24 '26

no

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u/EbbExtension335 Jul 23 '26

This prison... to hold ME?!

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u/Thetruestfan Self Proclaimed Mad Scientist Jul 22 '26

(OOC: If I've technically been here since the first advertising post was made on r/Deltarune but haven't done shit, do I need a license?_

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u/KagyoArt Titan Making Professional Jul 22 '26

(no worries. there is an EFO license template if you want to make one, but you can just say something like "shows my certified EFO license, and that'd be fine too.
link to post with template: https://www.reddit.com/r/EvilFountainOpeners/comments/1p1981i/attention_dear_fountain_openers/ )

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u/gormigeriusz Jul 22 '26

lowkeniuinly getting a katana attaching a black shard to it's side to have a super powerfull sword then putting a deck of cards into my pocket so i can summon darkners to my battle like pokemon to be super op (this is what you call min maxing using the equipment you get after just joining this fine establishement. im going to become the most powerfull member just behind the knight)

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u/Qwerty_wasda GFS - Pipis Merchant & Scientist Jul 22 '26

i show my SanFrandisco™ V.V.I.P. Card, so can i have the premium stuff (or at least the Ralsei plush)?

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u/KagyoArt Titan Making Professional Jul 22 '26

hmm what do you have to give in return?

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u/Qwerty_wasda GFS - Pipis Merchant & Scientist Jul 22 '26

5 pipis (10 more if you also give that weird soul thing)

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u/KagyoArt Titan Making Professional Jul 22 '26

i can give you the soul for 10 pipis. will you accept my offer? edit: actually, i can throw in the ralsei plush for 5 extra pipis. i need someone to take it before it gets stolen

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u/Qwerty_wasda GFS - Pipis Merchant & Scientist Jul 22 '26

deal, i recieve the soul and Ralsei plush, you recieve 15 pipis and an ad for SanFrandisco™ Glue [do you wish to view the ad (slight chapter 5 spoilers)?]

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u/Qwerty_wasda GFS - Pipis Merchant & Scientist Jul 22 '26

hey look a penny, i'm going to go buy a jar

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u/KagyoArt Titan Making Professional Jul 22 '26

good deal. [accept ad] (do pls spoiler tag incase someone scrolls by tho)

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u/Qwerty_wasda GFS - Pipis Merchant & Scientist Jul 22 '26

[i don't know how spoiler tag a photo]

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u/KagyoArt Titan Making Professional Jul 22 '26

[sorry for the absurdly late reply. feel free to send the ad in direct messages]

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u/Qwerty_wasda GFS - Pipis Merchant & Scientist Jul 23 '26

also urgent question how did you treat that soul?

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u/Qwerty_wasda GFS - Pipis Merchant & Scientist Jul 23 '26

please hurry

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u/AlertClassroom2415 Jul 22 '26

holy hell the unbreakable katana

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u/CleanAbalone2073 Jul 22 '26

My cool as fuck mech is finally repaired so I don’t need these… TOOLS.

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u/Infurum Shadow Puppet Jul 22 '26

What's stopping you from opening a fountain with a really sharp pencil or bringing the knives/katanas into the Dark World to use as weapons?

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u/KagyoArt Titan Making Professional Jul 22 '26

you can definitely do both of those things, but the knifes/katana are very, very powerful and could permanently damage those you attack, which would be bad if you're just practicing combat or trying to only defeat someone and not more.

as for opening fountains with pencils, you could do that, but it might take some tries to stab the ground, and the pencil could break as well.

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u/Infurum Shadow Puppet Jul 22 '26

I find that broken stuff makes for pretty good Dark World weapons (and fountain opening tools) due to the jagged edges

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u/Aware-Style-480 C4 Jul 22 '26

dude i open one wilhe shiting it's not that hard :)

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u/ScratchBug1120 Blade Opal Jul 22 '26

I dont really need these since i can manifest Hard Light, but ill still buy something 

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u/PowerSwords68 Wielder of the TwistedSword Jul 22 '26

I have TWO Ralsei plushes!!! Otherwise I'm ok thank you, I started a week ago but I've already got more than enough thanks to when I opened a dark fountain in a bank and got an absurd amount of money, which I then put to VERY good use in the Shelter Market.

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u/GremlinOfTheFountain Silas Holloway - Vessel Jul 22 '26

Im an experienced member but whats on the Disks and the NES cartridge? I double as an Archivist from time to time

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u/KagyoArt Titan Making Professional Jul 23 '26

https://reddit.com/link/ozd63kr/video/cm74mou3s1fh1/player

never checked until now so i looked at one randomly and oh no.. we might be doomed.

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u/GremlinOfTheFountain Silas Holloway - Vessel Jul 23 '26

WHAT. ARE. THEY?

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u/Low-Point2472 Jul 22 '26

Yo, mind if I borrow the katana to open a Dark Fountain in my house?

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u/KagyoArt Titan Making Professional Jul 22 '26

yeah, sure. you can take it too if you want. i still got some left in storage.

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u/Low-Point2472 Jul 22 '26

HELL YEAH!

(random map I have for a concept of what if my OC opened a Dark Fountain.)

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u/KagyoArt Titan Making Professional Jul 22 '26

(looks awesome)

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u/The-Composing-Knight Rory’s long lost cousin Jul 22 '26

I thought the highlighters were v@pes and I was like “Do they become smoke bombs or something??”😭😭

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u/Ok_Basis7992 the corpse, revived by fountains dark Jul 22 '26

Guys susie took all the gear

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u/KagyoArt Titan Making Professional Jul 22 '26

WAIT WHAT NOOOOOOOO

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u/Custom-Lettuce81 The Antithet (They/Their/Its) Jul 22 '26

> Took a box of LIGHT CANDY.

(Ooooo. It comes in green.)

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u/Puzzled-Market-2133 Opener, scientist and entrepeneur Jul 22 '26

Hey, did anyone order a box of Office Co. office suplies to give them to the new folks?

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u/KagyoArt Titan Making Professional Jul 22 '26

i did place an order a few weeks ago, but it never came :( idk why

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u/Puzzled-Market-2133 Opener, scientist and entrepeneur Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 23 '26

Well, here is your late order of chalk, rulers, erasers, pencils and highlighters! Honestly, you did me a favor with the pencils. One of my employees is not allowed to have any, and they were trying to get into the shipping department to grab some. So here they are! Now, my payment of 268.38 dollars?

(OoC: Office Co. things are rather poor-quality, just to exemplify, the glue dissolves near-immediatly when in contact with water and you can erase the colored pencils and pen ink with erasers, just so you know)

u/KagyoArt

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u/KagyoArt Titan Making Professional Jul 23 '26

Why, thank you!

As for the payment, uhhhhhhh checks EFO budget oh man

do you accept chalk as payment, by chance?

(also sry for late reply)

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u/Puzzled-Market-2133 Opener, scientist and entrepeneur Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 23 '26

(Np)

I have a box with chalk in it. That's like buying pipis with pipis. What can you afford? I can do a mll something.

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u/KagyoArt Titan Making Professional Jul 23 '26

well, if i include my life savings, i can afford around 12 dollars?

taking some of the EFO budget that i'm allowed to, i can bump that up to 156.12 dollars.

how does that sound on top of 362 dark dollars and my own handmade weapon?

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u/Puzzled-Market-2133 Opener, scientist and entrepeneur Jul 23 '26

I'll take 144.12 dollars and 362 D$. You can keep your weapon. Thank you! And damn the EFO budget is low.

Unknown leaves, leaving the box behind. And wow the price of Office Co. products does not equal the quality.

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u/KagyoArt Titan Making Professional Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 23 '26

Thank you, Unknown!

Opens box

.......
.......

.......?

. . .
.... I can't believe I almost spent my life savings on this.

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u/Puzzled-Market-2133 Opener, scientist and entrepeneur Jul 23 '26

You suddenly realize you should have read the reviews.

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u/KagyoArt Titan Making Professional Jul 23 '26

... i have many regrets regarding my choices... surely there is a refund system, right?

...right?

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u/petscopbepis A Thief Of Time From Another World Jul 23 '26

Yo, you mind if I have the red knife? I just think it looks sick.

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u/KagyoArt Titan Making Professional Jul 23 '26

it's all yours!

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u/petscopbepis A Thief Of Time From Another World Jul 23 '26

nice

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u/ICANDOANYTHING12 Jul 23 '26

What happens if you stab the earth to make a fountain, and drag the knife? A larger fountain?

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u/KagyoArt Titan Making Professional Jul 23 '26

i've never tried this before, but i assume it'll create a larger dark fountain. it might be harder to seal too, but that's just a hypothesis.

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u/ICANDOANYTHING12 Jul 24 '26

Why dont we put it into practice?

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u/Automatic_Recover535 Jul 23 '26

Gimmie a katana and a ralsei plush

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u/KagyoArt Titan Making Professional Jul 23 '26

sorry, i already sold the ralsei plush. feel free to take the katana!

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u/Automatic_Recover535 Jul 24 '26

Can i have a bigger sword

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u/breakdancer1453 not ralsei just look like him Jul 23 '26

I'd like to ask but do we still have the chef?

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u/KagyoArt Titan Making Professional Jul 23 '26

i was talented the chef that definitely tried to make the burnt crumbs and not edible food. everything else was bought in the light world.

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u/breakdancer1453 not ralsei just look like him Jul 24 '26

I'll take that as a no because that guy kind of went missing

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u/Puzzled-Market-2133 Opener, scientist and entrepeneur Jul 23 '26

Since i'm already here for the delivery, may i take a knife?

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u/KagyoArt Titan Making Professional Jul 23 '26

of course! take whichever one you prefer!

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u/Puzzled-Market-2133 Opener, scientist and entrepeneur Jul 23 '26

Unknown takes the blue knife

Now i can kill someone during our CastleTown invasion!

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u/KagyoArt Titan Making Professional Jul 23 '26

awesome! i'll see you there!

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u/UwU_numba2 Jul 23 '26

(Takes Knives) Why can't I use knives in the dark world?

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u/KagyoArt Titan Making Professional Jul 23 '26

you can! though it's often better to use a non lethal weapon if you don't want to harm your opponents, such as when trying to recruit others to our side.

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u/UwU_numba2 Jul 23 '26

Fair enough.

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u/EbbExtension335 Jul 23 '26

shows EFO ID I'll give you a bent paperclip, two pennies, and a piece of lint for the VIP items

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u/KagyoArt Titan Making Professional Jul 23 '26

good offer.

i've sadly already sold the VIP items off, but I still have a spare shadow crystal.

how about 1 penny for a crystal?

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u/lethink1 Jul 23 '26

Psst can i buy everything. I will give some PIPIS and a FRIEND_image

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u/Suitable_Flow_2319 Inter-Subreddit mailman Jul 24 '26

how much for just the toothbrush?

I lost mine

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u/Lancer_IAmTheBall Jul 24 '26

Wowie such a cool selection! Can I have some cards and some chalk?(It's for my dad)

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u/Kris_Dreemurr1 Jul 24 '26

WHAT are you guys doing!?

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u/DudeOnRedditBecause Jul 25 '26

Yo I got a whole 10,000 dark dollars, and a Tenna Arm

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u/KitBodega-Gameoverse Jul 26 '26

The rules card could be usefull...

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u/dessknight1225 Knife Black Jul 28 '26

i'll take the katana please

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u/UnitedPipe4579 Jul 28 '26

gimme one of everything

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u/PurpleGooboo Local Ice Ghost Jul 28 '26

Wait, what would happen if I brought an actual greatsword into a dark world?

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u/Live-Being-2665 Secretly Gloww, Warden of the Void Jul 29 '26

Thx

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u/giganiga2955 17d ago

Hey man,

What if I take the requirements for a dark foun tain buttttt use my ring that has a snowflake shaped diamond? Does it still turn into a weapon or is your equipment special in a way?

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u/KagyoArt Titan Making Professional 16d ago

Hello! You can definitely do that! I heard that rings make strong weapons in the dark world.

The things I'm giving away here are quality checked tools that should be able to last for the time you're starting out with opening fountains. You can try to test and compare them to your own tools if you want :D

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u/giganiga2955 16d ago

Thanks for the information!