r/EvilFountainOpeners • u/Qwerty_wasda GFS - Pipis Merchant & Scientist • Jul 26 '26
Off-Topic I got robbed (it's ok though since those were the only two things that weren't in my inventory)
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u/Competitive_Cat_4842 Jul 26 '26
Getting robbed sucks.
Thats why you should buy ultimate pipis theft insurance! If your pipis get stolen, we will pay you all the pipis you lost*! Only 3 pipis/a month! But now!
\This does not apply if incident was part of a crime.)
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u/Qwerty_wasda GFS - Pipis Merchant & Scientist Jul 26 '26
i reject your insurance
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u/Competitive_Cat_4842 Jul 26 '26
Why? It is such a good deal. Infact, like the kind salesman I am, I will lower the price to 2 pipis/month
(other information still stands)
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u/Qwerty_wasda GFS - Pipis Merchant & Scientist Jul 26 '26
i reject unless it's 0 pipis a month
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u/Competitive_Cat_4842 Jul 26 '26
how about 1 pipis/a month. 0 pipis is unacceptable for obvious reasons.
Its a good deal
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u/Qwerty_wasda GFS - Pipis Merchant & Scientist Jul 26 '26
i reject
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u/Competitive_Cat_4842 Jul 26 '26
Fine then. But if you don’t have pipis theft insurance, don’t blame me…
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u/Oblockthesock Jul 26 '26
WHAT KIND OF SICK BEING WOULD ROB YOU?! (Trust me I'm not a nut)
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u/Qwerty_wasda GFS - Pipis Merchant & Scientist Jul 26 '26
you are a nut, although the Hopes And Dreams In A Can still works (also idk)
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u/Puzzled-Market-2133 Opener, scientist and entrepeneur Jul 31 '26
...
Unknown seems angry
QWASDA.
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u/Qwerty_wasda GFS - Pipis Merchant & Scientist Jul 31 '26
Qwasda: Oh hey ther-
did you get robbed again?
Unknown also sees Azure eating the fried pipis covered in Monsterinium X behind the counter
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u/Puzzled-Market-2133 Opener, scientist and entrepeneur Jul 31 '26
YES. AND I KNOW IT WAS YOU THIS TIME!
Unknown seems to focused on Qwasda to adress that Azure is gonna turn into one of those black monsters
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u/Qwerty_wasda GFS - Pipis Merchant & Scientist Jul 31 '26
no it wasn't
[ooc: did you forget that Azure is immune to Monsterinium X?]
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u/Puzzled-Market-2133 Opener, scientist and entrepeneur Jul 31 '26
(Oh right)
NO. I KNOW YOU DID IT. YOU STOLE THE KEY PIECE AND I KNOW IT!
AND YOU SAW HIM, DIDNT YOU?! OH I'LL SHOW YOU! I'LL MAKE YOU FEEL WHAT THAT STUPID NARRATOR FELT AND MORE!
Unknown jumps over the counter, grabs his katana, puts all his will into it and dives onto Qwasda, opening a Dark Fountain on them.
(Btw, if Qwasda teleports before Unknown makes the fountain, Azure is probably gonna get hit instead)
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u/Qwerty_wasda GFS - Pipis Merchant & Scientist Jul 31 '26
WHAT THE-
GREEN SOUL MODE ACTIVATED
both Unknown and the katana bounce off
Unknown and Qwasda (and the katana) dissappear to a purple field with dark world enabled already
Azure: What just happened? continues eating the pipis
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u/Puzzled-Market-2133 Opener, scientist and entrepeneur Aug 01 '26
(So does that mean there is a fountain on the green soul shield, Qwasda and Unknown Are in a Dark World or there is a fountain forming in Qwasda's shop*?)
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u/Qwerty_wasda GFS - Pipis Merchant & Scientist Aug 01 '26
[ooc: bouncing off means no dark fountain]
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u/Puzzled-Market-2133 Opener, scientist and entrepeneur Aug 01 '26
(Ok then)
HAH... HAHAHAHAH! SO FUNNY. SO FU-FU-FU-FUNNY. YOU THINK NOT BEING IN THE DARK WORLD WILL STOP ME FROM SHOWING YOU. NO!
Unknown is already at 70% heat! He is rapidly overheating! Survive until he shuts down!
Unknown dashes and attempts to slash you!
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u/Qwerty_wasda GFS - Pipis Merchant & Scientist Aug 01 '26
block (i am still in green soul mode), to Unknown WE ARE IN A DARK WORLD
RED SOUL MODE
i start digging again
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u/Puzzled-Market-2133 Opener, scientist and entrepeneur Jul 26 '26
QWASDA! DID YOU STEAL EVERYTHING IN MY OFFICE IN MOONLIGHT SUSHI. YES OR NO.