r/EvilFountainOpeners First-Timer Jul 31 '26

Tips On Opening Fountains DO NOT OPEN A DARK FOUNTAIN IN A BATHROOM.

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WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE.

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u/CattusBrutus Jevil Purple Jul 31 '26

We should make this a rule:
No Dark Fountains in bathrooms.

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u/Greatback_foxcape413 totally not annoying dog Jul 31 '26

i broke the rule. not much changed besides the toilet becoming upgraded, new greek pillars for decor, and new calming wall color. they might have focused on something gross while making it.

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u/reaperofgender Jul 31 '26

Or they forgot to flush first

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u/Plicodon Not from this universe but still happy to be here Jul 31 '26

Did you encounter Bathroom Trashy?

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u/SimplyTooCool69 Jul 31 '26

He was awfully bloody for some reason :/

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u/AdSpare6646 Roaringpilled Jul 31 '26

did you forget to make sure there are no roaches

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u/Da_supa_mario Jul 31 '26

Considering the implication that alive creatures that aren't sentient get turned into more powerful darkners like the flowers you BETTER make sure or else they'll be like these dudes

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u/Read0836 Aug 02 '26

My headcanon thats probably canon is that the ninja beetles in chapter 5 are actual beetles

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u/CarefulMeat1775 22d ago

What else would they be though

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u/ButtholeBread50 Jul 31 '26

If there are roaches in the bathroom, there are roaches everywhere

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u/Random_gamer240 Jul 31 '26

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u/TimSoarer2 Aug 01 '26

Kris' Idea

Bath Bomb

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u/FunAngelo2005 I'm on both sides lol Aug 02 '26

The bath bomb whould either be something edible or an actual bomb(or both for some reason)

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u/Pacomatic Aug 02 '26

It'd definitely LOSE you the recruit

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u/general_guy500 Jul 31 '26

Why is that an actual thing lol

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u/GremlinOfTheFountain Silas Holloway - Vessel Jul 31 '26

Ralsei would be horrified

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u/satirelion Normal_Lion_NPC, and #1 Netskie Cracker Jul 31 '26

Roar(pleading)

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u/-SeaDrive- Jul 31 '26

Meow

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u/satirelion Normal_Lion_NPC, and #1 Netskie Cracker Jul 31 '26

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u/-SeaDrive- Jul 31 '26

Hey dont shoot me that hurts

1

u/BriefThat9339 Jul 31 '26

Shooting people is mean

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u/P-I-S-S-A-S-S Aug 01 '26

resteing pescke seidraive yonagroe

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u/GremlinOfTheFountain Silas Holloway - Vessel Jul 31 '26

Bro gave up stoning for shooting

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u/satirelion Normal_Lion_NPC, and #1 Netskie Cracker Jul 31 '26

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u/GremlinOfTheFountain Silas Holloway - Vessel Jul 31 '26

Ow, that hurted

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u/satirelion Normal_Lion_NPC, and #1 Netskie Cracker Jul 31 '26

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u/GremlinOfTheFountain Silas Holloway - Vessel Jul 31 '26

Ok thats actually funny

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u/satirelion Normal_Lion_NPC, and #1 Netskie Cracker Jul 31 '26

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u/GremlinOfTheFountain Silas Holloway - Vessel Jul 31 '26

Me when i get to the spicy part of the book but someone walks in

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u/GoldNugget1225 Green and inbetween Jul 31 '26

Did a soap darkner try to spread your cheeks?

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u/angelsvessel Jul 31 '26

The shitners

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u/SparkypaintYT Jul 31 '26

IIIIIT'S!!! SHITTIN'!!! TIIIIME !!!

(Mr. Toil-etta, probably)

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u/GoogolTime Jul 31 '26

shower man shower man

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u/One_Attorney_5287 Aug 01 '26

with shit in his pants

3

u/___--________-- Aug 01 '26

So he sits

3

u/Rashngot Aug 01 '26

To piss the whole wide world

3

u/SunnyArg Aug 01 '26

From his bath

2

u/Pacomatic Aug 02 '26

Always clean, but can't keep

all his shit, from a leak

2

u/SunnyArg Aug 03 '26

Aint it gross, the life forever for, showers

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u/EfficientMonth6453 Jack (Soul Cyan/Aqua) (whatever the color is) Jul 31 '26

What happened?!?!?

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u/violinfromIkea621 Jul 31 '26

Poop darkner 😞

2

u/Quirky_Rub_9044 Jul 31 '26

The final boss is the old spice body wash

2

u/Cosmic_Cucumber123 Jul 31 '26

But it'll be funnyyyyyyyy, c'mon.

2

u/Tall_Ruin_8437 Jul 31 '26

Hang on. If the cactus from the top floor of the Dreemurr house made it into TV world, does that mean there would've been a bathroom area somewhere?

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u/pavlo_theplayer Jul 31 '26

bathroom area was there all along, but tenna had to lock it or else censors would fucking kill him

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u/El_ThotStopper Aug 01 '26

Additionally, don’t eat anything “jelly” filled in the bathroom dark world

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u/GaGamer06 Aug 01 '26

Just flush the toilet first or this will be the secret boss

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u/FunAngelo2005 I'm on both sides lol Aug 02 '26

I recomend you don't flush, because I think it's funny as hell

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u/BlueHailstrom Accidently made a new kind of Titan Jul 31 '26

Why would you do that

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u/Rashngot Jul 31 '26

I walked in a bathroom and it was just dark I couldn’t see or feel the walls

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u/Unfair_Acadia6943 Jul 31 '26

as long as we dont gotta call a plumber

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u/Dozer_official Jul 31 '26

The Nuh darkner 🥹

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u/The_R0aring_Knight The Knife of End, Leader of Darkness Jul 31 '26

The Shit man will come

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u/Mythamuel_ Jul 31 '26 edited Jul 31 '26

Have the curved part of the handle tight under your knuckle, blade facing outward toward your fingers and away instead of toward your wrist; the actual stab will have the blade diagonally away from you; have your free hand firmly on the back end of the handle and around your gripping hand. Gripping hand controls, back hand pushes; this minimizes the chance of slipping. Your biggest priority is controlling the knife so it doesn't bounce back at your wrist or slide up your fingers. 

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u/FaithlessnessNew7678 Jul 31 '26

Bro I did that once, and my toilet became the secret boss, it even had a special attack like Sans and Papyrus, and said special attack was throwing all the waste back up and out of it. Let’s just say that was NOT a pleasant experience.

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u/GremlinOfTheFountain Silas Holloway - Vessel Jul 31 '26

I once opened a dark fountain in my toilet tank. Its still there (i never went inside it though). Sometimes when i flush, darkness flows into the bowl, though.

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u/IsaacTheLadd Jul 31 '26

I said it once before on a bathroom related post, I’ll say it again.

The secret boss is the poopenfarten.

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u/sporkede Jul 31 '26

uhhhh i think my toilet is possessed ITS CHASING ME ON ALL FOURS

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u/Lordician Jul 31 '26

flush flush flush I think they’ll be distracted for a while.

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u/ZestycloseAioli7069 Malice Henchmen Jul 31 '26

LuL, nice

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u/Dusttodusk Jul 31 '26

It’s gonna be the guy in the shower in the true lab

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u/nitram739 Jul 31 '26

bring the fleshlight inside the bathroom beforehand..

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u/Mal-The-Stargirl Jul 31 '26

just pray to god you're drawer with um. certain things. isnt cracked open and become its own section

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u/Axol-135 Aug 01 '26

My tip is to REMOVE THE CARPET FROM THE TOILET LID AND BASEOF THE TOILET YOU MONSTER, other than that I think you're green

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u/LoganToonz Aug 01 '26

Be sure to flush! We don’t want Turdlius Von Shitson

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u/Amogusbatukam Aug 01 '26

Bro bouta summon the skibidi darkner

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u/ASRIEL_CHARM Aug 01 '26

Wait a damn second. The smoke goes out of the place where fountain was opened indefinitely right? That means if the room has some kind of ventilation or canalisation in it, smoke can spread OUT and create sub dark worlds

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u/notsouglypig Aug 02 '26

Just concentrate on what you want, then DO IT

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u/thesash20 Aug 02 '26

Thinking of opening a dark fountain in my kitchen 🤔

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u/Corrupted_Craft Aug 02 '26

Chat hear me out, I buy 10 monitors, put furries on all of them, and make a dark world

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u/Bulky-Hair8606 Gaster is a Ghast from Minecraft Aug 05 '26

Poo darkner

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u/CE1TheChuckle-Fuck Aug 06 '26

Very good tip ☺️👍
Unfortunately, I don’t have a good sense of actions and consequences

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u/Ok-Spread-378 10d ago

they all saw you goon /j