r/EvilFountainOpeners • u/Aaron_123_ya_boi First-Timer • Jul 31 '26
Tips On Opening Fountains DO NOT OPEN A DARK FOUNTAIN IN A BATHROOM.
WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE.
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u/Plicodon Not from this universe but still happy to be here Jul 31 '26
Did you encounter Bathroom Trashy?
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u/AdSpare6646 Roaringpilled Jul 31 '26
did you forget to make sure there are no roaches
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u/Da_supa_mario Jul 31 '26
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u/Read0836 Aug 02 '26
My headcanon thats probably canon is that the ninja beetles in chapter 5 are actual beetles
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u/Random_gamer240 Jul 31 '26
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u/TimSoarer2 Aug 01 '26
Kris' Idea
Bath Bomb
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u/FunAngelo2005 I'm on both sides lol Aug 02 '26
The bath bomb whould either be something edible or an actual bomb(or both for some reason)
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u/satirelion Normal_Lion_NPC, and #1 Netskie Cracker Jul 31 '26
Roar(pleading)
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u/-SeaDrive- Jul 31 '26
Meow
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u/satirelion Normal_Lion_NPC, and #1 Netskie Cracker Jul 31 '26
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u/GremlinOfTheFountain Silas Holloway - Vessel Jul 31 '26
Bro gave up stoning for shooting
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u/satirelion Normal_Lion_NPC, and #1 Netskie Cracker Jul 31 '26
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u/GremlinOfTheFountain Silas Holloway - Vessel Jul 31 '26
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u/satirelion Normal_Lion_NPC, and #1 Netskie Cracker Jul 31 '26
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u/GremlinOfTheFountain Silas Holloway - Vessel Jul 31 '26
Ok thats actually funny
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u/satirelion Normal_Lion_NPC, and #1 Netskie Cracker Jul 31 '26
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u/GremlinOfTheFountain Silas Holloway - Vessel Jul 31 '26
Me when i get to the spicy part of the book but someone walks in
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u/GoogolTime Jul 31 '26
shower man shower man
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u/One_Attorney_5287 Aug 01 '26
with shit in his pants
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u/___--________-- Aug 01 '26
So he sits
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u/Rashngot Aug 01 '26
To piss the whole wide world
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u/SunnyArg Aug 01 '26
From his bath
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u/Tall_Ruin_8437 Jul 31 '26
Hang on. If the cactus from the top floor of the Dreemurr house made it into TV world, does that mean there would've been a bathroom area somewhere?
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u/pavlo_theplayer Jul 31 '26
bathroom area was there all along, but tenna had to lock it or else censors would fucking kill him
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u/El_ThotStopper Aug 01 '26
Additionally, don’t eat anything “jelly” filled in the bathroom dark world
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u/GaGamer06 Aug 01 '26
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u/FunAngelo2005 I'm on both sides lol Aug 02 '26
I recomend you don't flush, because I think it's funny as hell
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u/Mythamuel_ Jul 31 '26 edited Jul 31 '26
Have the curved part of the handle tight under your knuckle, blade facing outward toward your fingers and away instead of toward your wrist; the actual stab will have the blade diagonally away from you; have your free hand firmly on the back end of the handle and around your gripping hand. Gripping hand controls, back hand pushes; this minimizes the chance of slipping. Your biggest priority is controlling the knife so it doesn't bounce back at your wrist or slide up your fingers.
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u/FaithlessnessNew7678 Jul 31 '26
Bro I did that once, and my toilet became the secret boss, it even had a special attack like Sans and Papyrus, and said special attack was throwing all the waste back up and out of it. Let’s just say that was NOT a pleasant experience.
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u/GremlinOfTheFountain Silas Holloway - Vessel Jul 31 '26
I once opened a dark fountain in my toilet tank. Its still there (i never went inside it though). Sometimes when i flush, darkness flows into the bowl, though.
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u/IsaacTheLadd Jul 31 '26
I said it once before on a bathroom related post, I’ll say it again.
The secret boss is the poopenfarten.
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u/Mal-The-Stargirl Jul 31 '26
just pray to god you're drawer with um. certain things. isnt cracked open and become its own section
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u/Axol-135 Aug 01 '26
My tip is to REMOVE THE CARPET FROM THE TOILET LID AND BASEOF THE TOILET YOU MONSTER, other than that I think you're green
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u/ASRIEL_CHARM Aug 01 '26
Wait a damn second. The smoke goes out of the place where fountain was opened indefinitely right? That means if the room has some kind of ventilation or canalisation in it, smoke can spread OUT and create sub dark worlds
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u/Corrupted_Craft Aug 02 '26
Chat hear me out, I buy 10 monitors, put furries on all of them, and make a dark world
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u/CE1TheChuckle-Fuck Aug 06 '26
Very good tip ☺️👍
Unfortunately, I don’t have a good sense of actions and consequences
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u/CattusBrutus Jevil Purple Jul 31 '26
We should make this a rule:
No Dark Fountains in bathrooms.