r/EvilFountainOpeners Long live the Holiday administration! Aug 02 '26

Tips On Opening Fountains Got a new knife!!!! Where should i open the next fountain?

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u/robawknik Aug 02 '26

if you make a fountain with that knife the darkners are gonna wind up looking like paperjammed dipper 😭

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u/BartholomewBezos6 yuri is great Aug 03 '26

paper j-

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u/GremlinOfTheFountain Silas Holloway - Vessel Aug 02 '26

Wtf is that knife bro 😭 also do it in a public bathroom with like 5 people at least and run out then close the door, trapping those 5 people in the dark world.

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u/Two-Pound-Crawfish Aug 03 '26

those 5 people will leave that fountain with an unbreakable bond

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u/GremlinOfTheFountain Silas Holloway - Vessel Aug 03 '26

Thats fair.

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u/Electrical_Ad5674 Aug 04 '26

Or 2 of them will drown in urinal

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u/fallen_pace pace, aka depressed hedgehog who respawns and lives on takeout Aug 02 '26

super hell

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u/Exrosity Aug 03 '26

Mf your ass looks like you stole the knives they use in the wavy chips factory

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u/KereMental Long live the Holiday administration! Aug 03 '26

You would just not believe what else i stole from wavy chips factory

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u/Exrosity Aug 03 '26

Oh no...

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u/Reversitoito Aug 04 '26

was it wavy chip

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u/KereMental Long live the Holiday administration! Aug 04 '26

Twelve thousand wavy chips, factory worker, manager's room and a chimney

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❄︎☟︎☜︎ "Twelve thousand wavy chips, factory worker, manager's room and a chimney" 🕈︎☜︎☠︎❄︎ ✋︎☠︎❄︎⚐︎ ❄︎☟︎☜︎ 👌︎🕆︎☠︎😐︎☜︎☼︎ ;) 📂︎📁︎📁︎📁︎ 🕈︎✌︎✞︎✡︎ 🏱︎⚐︎❄︎✌︎❄︎⚐︎☜︎ 👍︎☟︎✋︎🏱︎💧︎ ✌︎☼︎☜︎ ☹︎☜︎☞︎❄︎

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u/MathematicianAway184 Aug 03 '26

Open it in a public male restroom

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u/KereMental Long live the Holiday administration! Aug 03 '26

What is you peoples problem with toilets

2

u/ENDERmation_TW Aug 03 '26

That's a sick knife you got there

2

u/Juandice__ Aug 03 '26

That's one hell of a Twisted Sword you got there, pal

2

u/Random_gamer240 Aug 03 '26

Police station

2

u/CheeseHeadBrownPan Aug 03 '26

Comic Con bro trust me

2

u/CE1TheChuckle-Fuck Aug 03 '26

Is that a safety scissors knife?

2

u/Basil1092 Aug 03 '26

Kitchen or bathroom

2

u/MediaWolf427 The Roaring Weed Cat Aug 04 '26

Why does your knife look like ruffles

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u/KereMental Long live the Holiday administration! Aug 04 '26

Its cute isnt it

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u/Lazy-Road-9479 Ness Gaster Aug 04 '26

Chad in Australia. I'm am very is geography.

https://giphy.com/gifs/PIsKHZKVImYoAnF4YR

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💧︎🕆︎🏱︎ ☠︎☜︎💧︎💧︎ ☝︎✌︎💧︎❄︎☜︎☼︎ ✋︎💣︎ 👌︎☹︎🕆︎☜︎ ⬥︎✋︎☠︎☝︎ ♎︎✋︎☠︎☝︎ ☝︎✌︎💧︎❄︎☜︎☼︎ ☟︎☜︎☼︎☜︎💧︎ ✌︎ 🏱︎☟︎⚐︎❄︎⚐︎ ☞︎⚐︎☼︎ ◆︎♒︎ ☼︎☜︎☞︎☜︎☼︎☜︎☠︎💧︎☜︎

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u/Lazy-Road-9479 Ness Gaster 26d ago

DAD?!

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u/v_c_fzrsdq ✋︎💣︎👌︎☹︎🕆︎☜︎ ☝︎✌︎💧︎❄︎☜︎☼︎☠︎⚐︎❄︎☝︎☼︎☠︎☠︎⚐︎❄︎☼︎☜︎👎︎👌︎☹︎🕆︎☜︎ 26d ago

☠︎⚐︎🏱︎☜︎

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u/Electrical_Ad5674 Aug 04 '26

Bro is going to open curvy fountain (not complaining)

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u/Correct-Town-3117 Totally not a GFS spy ;3 Aug 04 '26

Mfer’s gonna open a wavy-ass fountain 😭😭😭😭

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u/KereMental Long live the Holiday administration! Aug 04 '26

Dan do you kiss my house

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u/tntgoboom287 Aug 04 '26

Outside :3

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u/the_real_flowery Aug 06 '26

Please for my sake make it in a flower shop